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SUPERECWFAN1
11-16-2011, 06:17 PM
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Tyson Angry over loss of Baddest Man on Planet moniker.

By Tony Douglas

The ads had been airing for weeks for the UFC on Fox debut. The big matchup was Cain Velasquez vs Junior dos Santos for the UFC Heavyweight championship on November 12th. Everyone seemed happy except for one man who gritted his teeth at the "Baddest Man on the Planet" moniker being shown in ads.

At his home watching was what many called the "Baddest Man on the Planet" back in the late 1980's. Mike Tyson was considered the baddest man walking then and for 37 straight fights he dismantled and seemed to love beating people quick.

"I'm the original and except no substitutes. This Velasquez guy should thank his lucky stars he never ran into me then." Tyson claims.

Of course what makes Tyson's anger is the fact Velasquez seemed to adapt the moniker after beating Brock Lesnar months ago for the title. This after 9 fights.

"9 fights and he's the baddest man on the planet ? Get real , if we fought ..I'd destroy him then. I was a soul less f**** monster then. His children would cry...his wife would beg me to stop !" Tyson proclaims with a gleam in his eye.

Tyson doesn't care about how its a different sport. All that his anger seems concentrated on is the moniker being handed so quick. One he feels his reputation then made him earn.

"I went undefeated 37 fights. I wrecked people like a d**** savage."

The fight was shorter than many suspected , even Tyson. And the final result surprised some when Velasquez returned early from an injury when he lost. This seemed to make Tyson laugh.

"Now , who is the baddest man in the planet ? Should wait til you beat more people 1st."

Tyson relaxed in his chair and seemed happy. The baddest Man in the Planet had his moniker back.



Irrrroooooon Miiiiiike Tyyyysssssoooon....

Kusanagi
11-16-2011, 06:55 PM
He's still got the fabled Tyson Zone, Charlie Sheen challenged him for it but Tyson retained at Sheen's roast.

edit for people who don't read bill simmons: Tyson zone is a level of crazy where no matter how crazy a news story is about a person, you believe it without much question.

Aubergine~!
11-16-2011, 07:36 PM
He's still got the fabled Tyson Zone, Charlie Sheen challenged him for it but Tyson retained at Sheen's roast.

Man, that was epic. Watching Tyson trying to roast people was like watching an epileptic trying to perform a ballet.

That wasn't PC, but we're talking about a roast here.