SUPERECWFAN1
11-03-2011, 10:04 PM
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Its been joked that we as a society love to elect the class clown at times. That hell , its not like we want some boring sob in the places of power. But lets vote the good time guy in we all can share some laughs with and see what happens.
Politics is no different. Al Gore was seen as too..."stiff" to put it lightly in 2000. George Bush was a good ole boy who could carry a Coors and tell ya funny stories. Its no shock Bush even with his lack of intellect and sure thought processes , was the guy people could drink with.
I believe its the whole fact if we were in a bar , Bush would be the guy getting the chants to "Chug that brew...chug that brew."
Plus George was into the coke baby. Its clear a lot of the people who saw George W Bush was thinking , that dude had to be totally awesome to do that coke off that hookers ass. So he clearly is Presidential material now . All presidents have to at least experience coke off a hookers ass once at least !
Anyhow years pass and in 2011 we see that for the most part , candidates from Herman Cain to Rick Perry are drinking . In fact they make it a point to have a cold one on hand and show you it before debates. Clearly this isn't the visual thing we had with George W Bush. This is actually happening.
If the 2008 political game was about action stars and pro wrestlers. This years political scene seems to echo sex , drugs and rock n roll ! Its no lie. Look at Herman Cain for instance.
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m502/anaspiesong/HERMAN-CAIN.jpg
Cain would have a beer on hand and be a relaxed motherf-cker it seemed. He also had a history with women. Herman Cain has seemingly went to the Tommy Lee school of drinking , women and giving crazy as shit answers to claim he didn't settle , oh yea he did.
Whats amazing is ...Cain is still tops in the polls. Clearly having all these cases he settled hasn't hurt. So I expect the nude pictures with a happy Cain to show up as well as sex video with a porn star. Hell...with that Cain should totally win the Republican nomination !
Then ya have Rick Perry. Dear lord the guy clearly went to the Ozzy Osborne school of rock. At one stop , Perry was pretty much...drunk off his ass. Yet he had a show to put on. The people were demanding Rick F'N Perry and he was gonna deliver one hell of a show for those conservatives.
He's no relation to this man by the way....
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh190/PerryLovingPoet/steve%20perry/s20.jpg
But back to the Rick Perry who likes to drink. He's slipped a lot in the polls to Herman Cain and his problems with the women. So really , Rick needs to heed the example of Ozzy .
The best thing Rick Perry needs to do is get drunk and piss on the Alamo. Or piss on something important in DC. That way Perry can claim he was showing what a fucking rock rebel he is as a politician . The Perry supporters will instantly tweet that Perry pissed on some building for his love of country and being a rebel.
In this new era of the rock n roll politician , if your not drinking , having numerous court things concerning actions with women or getting drunk during a speech...your not a serious candidate who wants to win. Mitt Romney ...theres a reason why your losing.
Its time to get all Gene Simmons out there and start having sex with all the campaign groupies.
Its been joked that we as a society love to elect the class clown at times. That hell , its not like we want some boring sob in the places of power. But lets vote the good time guy in we all can share some laughs with and see what happens.
Politics is no different. Al Gore was seen as too..."stiff" to put it lightly in 2000. George Bush was a good ole boy who could carry a Coors and tell ya funny stories. Its no shock Bush even with his lack of intellect and sure thought processes , was the guy people could drink with.
I believe its the whole fact if we were in a bar , Bush would be the guy getting the chants to "Chug that brew...chug that brew."
Plus George was into the coke baby. Its clear a lot of the people who saw George W Bush was thinking , that dude had to be totally awesome to do that coke off that hookers ass. So he clearly is Presidential material now . All presidents have to at least experience coke off a hookers ass once at least !
Anyhow years pass and in 2011 we see that for the most part , candidates from Herman Cain to Rick Perry are drinking . In fact they make it a point to have a cold one on hand and show you it before debates. Clearly this isn't the visual thing we had with George W Bush. This is actually happening.
If the 2008 political game was about action stars and pro wrestlers. This years political scene seems to echo sex , drugs and rock n roll ! Its no lie. Look at Herman Cain for instance.
http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m502/anaspiesong/HERMAN-CAIN.jpg
Cain would have a beer on hand and be a relaxed motherf-cker it seemed. He also had a history with women. Herman Cain has seemingly went to the Tommy Lee school of drinking , women and giving crazy as shit answers to claim he didn't settle , oh yea he did.
Whats amazing is ...Cain is still tops in the polls. Clearly having all these cases he settled hasn't hurt. So I expect the nude pictures with a happy Cain to show up as well as sex video with a porn star. Hell...with that Cain should totally win the Republican nomination !
Then ya have Rick Perry. Dear lord the guy clearly went to the Ozzy Osborne school of rock. At one stop , Perry was pretty much...drunk off his ass. Yet he had a show to put on. The people were demanding Rick F'N Perry and he was gonna deliver one hell of a show for those conservatives.
He's no relation to this man by the way....
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh190/PerryLovingPoet/steve%20perry/s20.jpg
But back to the Rick Perry who likes to drink. He's slipped a lot in the polls to Herman Cain and his problems with the women. So really , Rick needs to heed the example of Ozzy .
The best thing Rick Perry needs to do is get drunk and piss on the Alamo. Or piss on something important in DC. That way Perry can claim he was showing what a fucking rock rebel he is as a politician . The Perry supporters will instantly tweet that Perry pissed on some building for his love of country and being a rebel.
In this new era of the rock n roll politician , if your not drinking , having numerous court things concerning actions with women or getting drunk during a speech...your not a serious candidate who wants to win. Mitt Romney ...theres a reason why your losing.
Its time to get all Gene Simmons out there and start having sex with all the campaign groupies.