Cryptid
06-04-2011, 01:06 AM
(possible spoilers, by the way)
Ladies and Gents, now that we have witnessed the inglorious death of Bucky in the pages of Marvel's latest publishing event, I suspect that it is high time to incorporate the pouring of salutary libations into the future reading of this series. I propose the following guidelines for a reinforced reading of Fear Itself. It's hammertime:
1. Whenever a panel involves a radial composition, whether due to an explosion, crater, splaying of limbs, or the lines of majesty emitted by an attack or device. (Risk factor: high).
2. Whenever something happens that only makes sense in reference to a title other than Fear Itself. (Risk factor: medium).
3. Whenever a reference to the Sad State of Things is immediately followed by whimsical fantasy shenanigans. (Risk factor: medium to high).
4. Whenever Immonen's shadows deepen to show brooding emotion instead of physical darkness. (Risk factor: medium).
5.Double page spread! (Risk factor: high).
6. Double page spread! (see what I did there).
7. Whenever nothing will ever be the same again. (Risk factor: low).
Naturally, I expect you all to have much funnier rules up your sleeves. Do it for Bucky.
Ladies and Gents, now that we have witnessed the inglorious death of Bucky in the pages of Marvel's latest publishing event, I suspect that it is high time to incorporate the pouring of salutary libations into the future reading of this series. I propose the following guidelines for a reinforced reading of Fear Itself. It's hammertime:
1. Whenever a panel involves a radial composition, whether due to an explosion, crater, splaying of limbs, or the lines of majesty emitted by an attack or device. (Risk factor: high).
2. Whenever something happens that only makes sense in reference to a title other than Fear Itself. (Risk factor: medium).
3. Whenever a reference to the Sad State of Things is immediately followed by whimsical fantasy shenanigans. (Risk factor: medium to high).
4. Whenever Immonen's shadows deepen to show brooding emotion instead of physical darkness. (Risk factor: medium).
5.Double page spread! (Risk factor: high).
6. Double page spread! (see what I did there).
7. Whenever nothing will ever be the same again. (Risk factor: low).
Naturally, I expect you all to have much funnier rules up your sleeves. Do it for Bucky.