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Cryptid
06-04-2011, 01:06 AM
(possible spoilers, by the way)

Ladies and Gents, now that we have witnessed the inglorious death of Bucky in the pages of Marvel's latest publishing event, I suspect that it is high time to incorporate the pouring of salutary libations into the future reading of this series. I propose the following guidelines for a reinforced reading of Fear Itself. It's hammertime:

1. Whenever a panel involves a radial composition, whether due to an explosion, crater, splaying of limbs, or the lines of majesty emitted by an attack or device. (Risk factor: high).

2. Whenever something happens that only makes sense in reference to a title other than Fear Itself. (Risk factor: medium).

3. Whenever a reference to the Sad State of Things is immediately followed by whimsical fantasy shenanigans. (Risk factor: medium to high).

4. Whenever Immonen's shadows deepen to show brooding emotion instead of physical darkness. (Risk factor: medium).

5.Double page spread! (Risk factor: high).

6. Double page spread! (see what I did there).

7. Whenever nothing will ever be the same again. (Risk factor: low).

Naturally, I expect you all to have much funnier rules up your sleeves. Do it for Bucky.

andybmcd
06-04-2011, 02:40 AM
(possible spoilers, by the way)

Ladies and Gents, now that we have witnessed the inglorious death of Bucky in the pages of Marvel's latest publishing event, I suspect that it is high time to incorporate the pouring of salutary libations into the future reading of this series. I propose the following guidelines for a reinforced reading of Fear Itself. It's hammertime:

1. Whenever a panel involves a radial composition, whether due to an explosion, crater, splaying of limbs, or the lines of majesty emitted by an attack or device. (Risk factor: high).

2. Whenever something happens that only makes sense in reference to a title other than Fear Itself. (Risk factor: medium).

3. Whenever a reference to the Sad State of Things is immediately followed by whimsical fantasy shenanigans. (Risk factor: medium to high).

4. Whenever Immonen's shadows deepen to show brooding emotion instead of physical darkness. (Risk factor: medium).

5.Double page spread! (Risk factor: high).

6. Double page spread! (see what I did there).

7. Whenever nothing will ever be the same again. (Risk factor: low).

Naturally, I expect you all to have much funnier rules up your sleeves. Do it for Bucky.

I'm never going to finish an issue with these rules.

T Hedge Coke
06-04-2011, 02:58 AM
I'm never going to finish an issue with these rules.

There are drinking games where you finish?

Rheged
06-04-2011, 03:20 AM
LOL! This is fantastic! Makes me wish I drank beer.

NYAvenger15
06-04-2011, 07:41 AM
We shold all get together some time and read all the issues together, and play this game. I bet I won't last past issue 2.

Iron Maiden
06-04-2011, 08:35 AM
I would like to add another....

Anytime Odin says anything completely idiotic

I.E. "You can't say your father never gave you anything".... I mean is this Odin or Frank Reynolds? Come to think of it, it would be more interesting if Frank was in this book somehow.

Superbeast
06-04-2011, 08:47 AM
new rule: anytime an incident is mentioned occuring somewhere, drink.

The last two ages of issue 1 will have your liver failing.

Rheged
06-04-2011, 09:41 AM
I would like to add another....

Anytime Odin says anything completely idiotic

I.E. "You can't say your father never gave you anything".... I mean is this Odin or Frank Reynolds? Come to think of it, it would be more interesting if Frank was in this book somehow.

THIS. I literally gagged at that line. Oh, how the mighty are fallen.

andybmcd
06-04-2011, 09:44 AM
There are drinking games where you finish?

Yeah. An old college standby for me was http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_(card_game). Everyone's sloshed by the end, but it does definitely end.

SuperCooper
06-04-2011, 09:54 AM
Perhaps...

Stuart Immonen pouty face, take a chug.

A.R.C.
06-04-2011, 06:06 PM
Man I was planning on reading Fear Itself when it's collected... May have to pace myself with the reading!

Shinobi
06-05-2011, 08:16 AM
I don't drink but:

Whenever there's fanservice of any of the female characters.

Cheers