Thigs they would never say: X-Men

[Kage Kisaragi]

List a character, then post something they would most likely never say, or admit.

[Pixie_Solanas]

My latent femininity is bubbling over like viscous lava and it's ready to erupt! - Jean Grey.

[Prodigy55]

Storm: Yes, I will marry you.

[Pixie_Solanas]

Emma: You're never alone, Peter.

[IN-A-SYNCH]

I am a Virgin- Wolverine

[EXCELSIOR 2.0]

Storm: I'm a better leader than Cyclops.

[Pixie_Solanas]

Storm: I'm a better leader than Cyclops.

Oh, she's said that with everything except words.

[IN-A-SYNCH]

Storm: I'm a better leader than Cyclops.

She might tho she did kick his ass and yes Brian she did kick his ass via Shadow King.

[EXCELSIOR 2.0]

Oh, she's said that with everything except words.

At least I didn't go for a Pixie blow. I'm braced for the Rogue bashing any second now though, no worries.

[slacker]

Psylocke - Arigato gozaimasu.

[bobbyraw]

Rogue - I finished school.

[IN-A-SYNCH]

I never had Bad Luck with men - Domino

[EXCELSIOR 2.0]

I like using my inside voice: Banshee, Banshee II, Kitty Pryde.

[IN-A-SYNCH]

I see colors- Cyclops

[Jabare]

Cyclops:
-I've never made a mistake before.
-X-Force and Utopia were great ideas


Storm:
-I want a divorce
-I don't care about Africa
-I don't like being a Queen
-I don't love T'Challa
-I can't multi task, because I'm not Wolverine


Nightcrawler:
-I'm good looking

Rogue:
-Yeah I've had sex before

Emma:
-I was wrong

Colossus:
-I'm not into dudes

Bishop:
-I'm evil

Wolverine:
-Scott your my best friend

[IN-A-SYNCH]

Jean Grey is prettier than me -Emma Frost

[Leirus]

My latent femininity is bubbling over like viscous snow and it's ready to erupt! -Iceman.

[IN-A-SYNCH]

With my Healing Factor i am not a alcoholic- Logan

[IN-A-SYNCH]

I dont know how to play poker, spades, 52 pickup, i declare war etc etc- Gambit

[IN-A-SYNCH]

Im not a real Ninja- Psylocke

[RolandJP]

Cyclops-- I was wrong.
Emma Frost--Black panther welcome to the X-men.
Mystique-- I was born a male.
Hope-- I am Jean grey.
Nightcrawler--Fuck you Cyclops.
Phantomex--Im not a mutant. Im really Black Panther in white face.

[witness]

Remy - "Don't worry about it Mags, you can borrow my viagra"

[IN-A-SYNCH]

Im not a crybaby- Prodigy

[Jabare]

Storm-

-I hate being a queen, having more power and influence than ever, and the resources to assist more people that ever before and really make a difference in the world is boring.

-Scott's doing the best job possible as leader of the X-men



Emma
-I want you wolverine



Bishop
-Maybe killing all those people wasn't worth it



Professor X
-it was a great idea having Magneto join the team Scott

Cyclops
-Wolverine you so smart and popular you'd make a great leader


Wolverine
-I've never questioned my sexuality, even though I parade around in a yellow leotard most of the time

[Rheged]

Emma: There's a sale at Wal-Mart.

[sunofdarkchild]

Colossus-Don't bother me today Illyana.

New X Men and Boom Boom-Who's Colossus? Oh wait....

Wolverine-Bein' the best ain't fun.

Gambit-anything intelligible.

Cyclops-I'm a human being.

Jean Grey-What? I died?

Magik-I see animals and brids and flowers, every color, every shape and size.

Sunspot-I'm not black, I just have a really good tan depending on the artist.

Magneto-You shall not Pass!

Xavier-Make it so, Scott.

[Jabare]

Beast: I think the X-men are doing the right thing now

Magneto: The Germans aren't so bad

Jubilee: The X-men sure made a good decision not killing me when I became a vampire. I'm sure it won't come back to bite them in the butt

[Pixie_Solanas]

My latent femininity is bubbling over like viscous snow and it's ready to erupt! -Iceman.

He's said that with everything but words!

[C. Earl]

Hope: I need Bishop.

Emma: Is this outfit too revealing?

Cyclops: No, I'm not overcompensating for something.

Wolverine: I'm sick of being on multiple teams.

Rogue: Ah'm content with m'self. Ah'm happy with muh life.

Beast: That's radical, dude!

Magneto: I really want to be an Avenger...

Professor X: I just joined Hair Club for Men...

[The_Greatest_Username]

Emma: There's a sale at Wal-Mart.

This one is great! :biggrin:

[Pixie_Solanas]

This one is great! :biggrin:

It's clearly where she got her current yoga pants getup.

[IN-A-SYNCH]

How come we dont have jobs- All the X-men

[The_Greatest_Username]

It's clearly where she got her current yoga pants getup.

But you'd never hear her say that

[sunofdarkchild]

Moira-You see what I have to put up with every day?

Emma-It's important to wear warm clothing, or any clothing.

Hope-Worship me.

Bishop-Maybe killing people isn't the best way to solve my problems.

Sinister-Forget it. You Summers and Greys just aren't worth it. I need intelligent subjects.

Shadowcat-That yoohoo is going right through me.

Sebastion Shaw-I just hate money.

Legion-My power level is over 9000!

Nightcrawler-I use loriel, because I'm worth it.

Banshee-Can you hear me now?

Pixie-I talk too much.

Empath-Sorry.

[EXCELSIOR 2.0]

Kitty Pryde: I don't like throwing around the race card.

[fortyseven]

Wolverine: I'm sick of being on multiple teams.


I think he's said something similar to this once before.

[alf_to_the_rescue]

Dazzler: “Don’t take this the wrong way but if you two [Scott and Emma] can’t make it work then there’s no hope for any of us.”

[claire16]

Emma
- Scott, does white make me look fat?

Prof. X
- I was thinking about getting a wig.

Cyclops
- Wolverine, I'm jealous of you.

[C. Earl]

Wolverine: I'm sick of being on multiple teams.

I think he's said something similar to this once before.
He said once "I can't be on all the teams" when the X-Men were drawing lots once--subsequently, he would be on even more teams later. He even jokingly once said his ability to go back and forth between multiple Avengers and X-Men teams as being his real mutant power...

[Skaddix]

Moira-You see what I have to put up with every day?

Emma-It's important to wear warm clothing, or any clothing.

Hope-Worship me.

Bishop-Maybe killing people isn't the best way to solve my problems.

Sinister-Forget it. You Summers and Greys just aren't worth it. I need intelligent subjects.

Shadowcat-That yoohoo is going right through me.

Sebastion Shaw-I just hate money.

Legion-My power level is over 9000!

Nightcrawler-I use loriel, because I'm worth it.

Banshee-Can you hear me now?

Pixie-I talk too much.

Empath-Sorry.

Some of those would be quite funny. I don't know if Hope goes all DP, I could see her shouting that one.

[krisis]

Emma: Is this outfit too revealing?

Rogue: Ah'm content with m'self. Ah'm happy with muh life.


That is definitely my favorite post of the day. I laughed so damned hard.

Dazzler: "Screw being a C-list X-Men, I'm going to open for Lady Gaga."
(actually, she might say that)

Captain Britain: "Please can I join the X-Men?"

Kitty Pryde: "I don't have an opinion about that, Emma."

Northstar: "You are all terribly interesting people."

Rockslide: "I'm a big flirt, but I'm not entirely sure if or how I can have sex."

[The_Greatest_Username]

Kitty Pryde: "I don't have an opinion about that, Emma."

If Kitty says this I will drop the X-line.

[Rheged]

This one is great! :biggrin:

:smile:

Thank you.

[Rheged]

Cyclops: I've got something in my eye.

[Perfection/Emma 2]

Rogue: Am more intelligent than all the people on the CBR combined

Emma: Being a villain was way more fun and less dangerous

M: Emma was a real role model

Wolverine: Am I overrated or what?

Jubilee: Was being among the X-Men really worth being turned into a vampire?

Hope: Was I necessary?

[Royal Flush]

Namor: Whose up for some Sushi?

[Silent Sigh]

Rogue: "I'm smart"


Storm: "I finally accept that I'm not a goddess, no more ridiculous delusions"

[Khajit]

X-23: OMG OMGee. You love sparkly princess unicorn puppies too?!?!?

[Royal Flush]

Magik: Harry Potter has nothing on me

X-23: Baby I was born this way

[sunofdarkchild]

Magik: Harry Potter has nothing on me

X-23: Baby I was born this way

I saw a fanfic where Magik said "That's Harry Potter crap Kitty. That's not how this magic works."

[IN-A-SYNCH]

Im a virgin too- Stacy X

I need rogaine- Charles Xavier

Cmon Dorothy lets go see the wizard so i can get a brain- Bastion

Man its hot out here- Ice Man

Only the weak survive- Apocalyspe

Stop sending invisble pictures of yourself Sue Richards- Namor

[Nova2814.1]

Wolverine: I'm really really really crap at what I do, but at least what I do is pretty.

Moira: Open this goddamned coffiin you morons, I'm still alive down here!

Banshee: Long live the Queen!

Psylocke: Does anyone else feel that draught?

[Khajit]

Daken- I love you dad!
Namor- Once you go black you never go back.

[Rheged]

Daken- I love you dad!
Namor- Once you go black you never go back.

<face palm>

[Khajit]

Oh I'm sure he "enjoyed" his time with storm but can you honestly see him rhyming his opinion of Ororo in bed like that?

[Rheged]

Stop sending invisble pictures of yourself Sue Richards- Namor



Banshee: Long live the Queen!

LOL! I especially like these.

[Rheged]

Oh I'm sure he "enjoyed" his time with storm but can you honestly see him rhyming his opinion of Ororo in bed like that?

No, I can't at all. But I feel certain there are some X-writers that can. :mad:

[IN-A-SYNCH]

We need more mutants - Scarlett Witch

[IN-A-SYNCH]

Im the Master of.............. plastic- Magneto

[sunofdarkchild]

Bad guys-Where does Xavier get those wonderful toys?

[iamjason]

Namor: Whose up for some Sushi?

wait....i remember Namor did offer Sushi to Sue Storm

[RolandJP]

Xavier--Scott, Im putting you on timeout. Give me the keys to the jet.

[Hypestyle]

Storm (most writers)= 'The team really needs more black people...'

[Prodigy55]

Yeah right. Storm hates black people. People she hates/jealous of/tried to ban: Stevie Hunter, Bishop, Cecilia Reyes

[Rheged]

Storm (most writers)= 'The team really needs more black people...'

LOL! I would LOVE for Storm to say that to Scott.

[worstblogever]

Colossus: Why, young miss, sleeping with you would be statutory rape! I would never!