The Movie Spoiler Thread

[boyhangover]

Spoil the end to your favorite movie here.
this is in honor of comicsmetal who screwed up royally in the tv show cancellization thread. See what I did there royally? :D

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time. His wife isn't the cheating harpey she appears to be.

[President Kang]

Newly crowned monarch and habitual stutterer King Edward makes his speech to much rejoicing.

[The Black Guardian]

Gollum and the ring fall into the volcano, thereby ridding the world of Sauron's evil. Frodo and Sam are rescued by Gandalf flying giant eagles. Aragorn is crowned king, and Arwen becomes his queen.

The Hobbits return to the Shire. Sam marries Rosie and has a bunch of kids. Years later, Frodo leaves his written story of the tale to Sam before moving on to the Undying Lands with Gandalf, Bilbo, Elrond, Celeborn and Galadriel. Some say that trip was a metaphor for death, but I won't, although it was certainly a one-way trip.

[President Kang]

Happy sinks the incredibly complex put, however Shooter McGavin can't stand losing and steals the green jacket anyway, and then is promptly attacked by a horde of Gilmore fans. Later, after getting back his grandma's house, Happy waves to Chubbs, the Gator, and Lincoln in heaven.

[numberthirty]

Laura's dad killed Laura Palmer.

[Spike-X]

Rosebud was his sled.

[Spike-X]

She gets it in her eye.













...sorry, wrong kind of movie.

[TheLastSamurai...on this block]

As Richard B. Riddick looks over a sea of kneeling Necromongers, he remembers something once told to him by the recently deceased Lord Marshal.

You keep what you kill.

[anilbangkok]

She left on the plane with her husband, leaving Him behind. He no longer curses the day she walked into his bar, because they'll always have Paris.

[ryan_filler]

Tyler Durden isn't real.

[SnowTrooper]

Martin Sheen gets thrown off a roof. Ray Winstone shoots himself in the head. Jack Nicholson gets gunned down. Leonardo DiCaprio gets a bullet in the head. Matt Damon gets shot in the head. Mark Wahlberg walks off in a track suit. The End.

[boyhangover]

Martin Sheen gets thrown off a roof. Ray Winstone shoots himself in the head. Jack Nicholson gets gunned down. Leonardo DiCaprio gets a bullet in the head. Matt Damon gets shot in the head. Mark Wahlberg walks off in a track suit. The End.

God I hated that movie.

[David Walton]

Soylent Green is people, and those crazy bastards finally nuked the Statue of Liberty and gave the planet to the apes.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

The ship was underwater the whole time.

[boyhangover]

The ship was underwater the whole time.

what's that from?

[jessecuster3]

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Donnie dies.

The whole thing was a con.

[jesse_custer]

Chong Li crushes a pill and throws it into the eyes of Frank Dux, blinding him. Dux kicks Li's ass anyway.

[boyhangover]

The whole thing was a con.



specify which movie this is please.

[Lord Bravery]

Frank killed Harmonica's older brother whilst he watched.

[jessecuster3]

specify which movie this is please.

House of Games.

[Thundermonkey]

Rocky loses but goes the distance.
Rocky wins
Rocky wins
Rocky wins
Rocky wins
Rocky loses and goes the distance but by this time you no longer cared.

[boyhangover]

Rocky loses and goes the distance but by this time you no longer cared.


I'm gonna disagree on this one.

[Gonmun]

The Empire's ground forces are beaten by a bunch of fuzzy ewoks.

[SnowTrooper]

The boat hits an iceberg and sinks.

[jesse_custer]

House of Games.

That's what I thought you were talking about. What a great movie.

[Spike-X]

The family were the ghosts all along.

[jessecuster3]

That's what I thought you were talking about. What a great movie.

Its one of my all time favorites, easily in my top 5.



Another one, Capone gets put away for tax evasion....

[President Kang]

Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromos, signs off.