What would you do with a piece of Natalie Portman's pants?

[stubarnes]

This is sick, but true:

http://sketchcardsaloon.wordpress.com/2011/03/11/upper-decks-thor-cards-including-a-piece-of-natalie-portmans-pants/

Any ideas?

[Kees_L]

Jeez.

I've never wondered this before:

should one take up quilting?


And I guess I'm just not gonna, not even for this. Harsh as it may be...

[Iangould]

Auction it off to some sad loser?

[Dr. Shouts]

Even with tons of makeup on she always looked average to me. Not an eyebrow raiser. If I had her pants I'd pawn them or sell them on ebay.

If it was just a piece I'd throw it away.

[Kees_L]

Not an eyebrow raiser.

Know what I did from reading that?

(I'll concede my brow will come to rise fairly easily. And either one at that.
I'll even manage simultaneous launchings to various extents.
All for the birds.)

[lasraik]

I would eBay them. Especially now after she's won awards for Black Swan it's a good time to do it.

[ChadH]

Wax my car.

[thehod]

Depends, is she in them?

[Ronald Bryan]

Depends, is she in them?
That's for the Thor 2 trading cards. Now, with pieces of Natalie Portman.

[Shawn Hopkins]

Even with tons of makeup on she always looked average to me. Not an eyebrow raiser.

Knees too sharp, huh?

I wonder if they washed them first? That would drastically lower the perv value if true.

Personally, it would be nice to have as kind of a funny and weird thing to show people when you're bored.

[Rorschach67]

Pull them out at parties so I can look cool. Or creepy. Who's checking.

[Ben D]

um, idk, pants aren't that hot...

[dupont2005]

This is sick, but true:

http://sketchcardsaloon.wordpress.com/2011/03/11/upper-decks-thor-cards-including-a-piece-of-natalie-portmans-pants/

Any ideas?

Before even clicking the link this is exactly what I was thinking I would do with a pair of Natalie Portmans pants. I have seen little squares of celebrities clothes framed for sale on eBay before. I would have though selling the entire piece of clothing would make more sense but I guess a handful of people figure differently.

[Daniel Mengsk]

Put them on.

[HalWho]

Ebay or Craig's list, there's got to be someone out there who'd pay a foolish amount of money for them.

[dupersuper]

Does she not realize she has now given all her stalkers with bloodhounds a map to her current location?

[stubarnes]

Does she not realize she has now given all her stalkers with bloodhounds a map to her current location?


And, following the Promethea in your sig, the chaos magicians can switch bodies with her.

[dupersuper]

And, following the Promethea in your sig, the chaos magicians can switch bodies with her.

Lucky chaos magicians...

[The Black Guardian]

Only good place I can see for it is the garbage.

[Michael P]

This thread is repulsive on several levels.

[Pól Rua]

This is sick, but true:

http://sketchcardsaloon.wordpress.com/2011/03/11/upper-decks-thor-cards-including-a-piece-of-natalie-portmans-pants/

Any ideas?

Sell it on eBay to someone willing to pay money for something that is of no worth to me.
And no, I really, REALLY don't want to know what they're doing with it.

But seriously, this has been a thing with trading card sets for awhile now. Swatches from costumes and props and so forth. Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is.
And honestly, getting 'hot and bothered' over a costume swatch is like some creepy stalker going through someone's garbage for orange rinds and coffee grounds.

[Paradox]

I'm completely enamored of Portman, and even I don't want a stupid piece of her pants.

Nice to know there's sicker fucks out there than I am, though. :wink:

[ChadH]

Sell it on eBay to someone willing to pay money for something that is of no worth to me.
And no, I really, REALLY don't want to know what they're doing with it.

But seriously, this has been a thing with trading card sets for awhile now. Swatches from costumes and props and so forth. Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is.
And honestly, getting 'hot and bothered' over a costume swatch is like some creepy stalker going through someone's garbage for orange rinds and coffee grounds.

Personally, the whole mind-set is sort of a mystery to me, but I know people who would be extemely happy to own a peice of Hamil's Luke Skywalker costume or a prop gun from a Star Trek episode.
Granted, they wouldn't want to pay a huge sum for them.
I'm not knocking these people, mind you. I have these 12 long boxes that I have to cart around with me every time I move....

[jesse_custer]

This thread is repulsive on several levels.

I can understand your repulsion, but I do think this thread is merely the result of immense boredom.

[Sean Walsh]

Extract DNA from them, create a clone of Natalie Portman, and then drive her into either madness or suicide with constant questions about what it was like working with Lukas Haas in MARS ATTACKS.

[Spike-X]

I'm not knocking these people, mind you. I have these 12 long boxes that I have to cart around with me every time I move....

Yeah, but at least you can read comics. They have a purpose besides simply being collected.

[Shawn Hopkins]

Yeah, but at least you can read comics. They have a purpose besides simply being collected.

Hey, you can do things with pieces of Natalie Portman's pants. Dirty, secret things that no one else must know about.

[ChadH]

Hey, you can do things with pieces of Natalie Portman's pants. Dirty, secret things that no one else must know about.

Particularly Natalie Portman, though I doubt that she'd be very surprised.

[Ronald Bryan]

Particularly Natalie Portman, though I doubt that she'd be very surprised.
She might cry though.




But then, she seems able to cry on demand.

[dupersuper]

Extract DNA from them, create a clone of Natalie Portman, and then drive her into either madness or suicide with constant questions about what it was like working with Lukas Haas in MARS ATTACKS.

This is the best thing you could think to do with your own Natalie Portman clone...?