How do you suppose you'll die?

[doolbnoom]

just curios. this thought has been going through my head the last few days. wonder how i'll die- in my sleep, choking on a sandwich, or on the shitter?

i'd like to imagine i'll die during an ill-conceived sex try (as i'll be old, maybe).

or, maybe in a car accident? who knows.

[Michael P]

An Internet quiz once told me I'd die with my hand in my pants, watching Star Trek, and I see no reason to dispute that prediction.

[Ben D]

How will I die? I don't know and I kinda don't want to know.

[Spike-X]

Hopefully I'll die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not crying and screaming like his passengers.

[gaetanomontera]

Hopefully I'll die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not crying and screaming like his passengers.

Quoted for outstanding awesomeness!

[Spike-X]

Quoted for outstanding awesomeness!
But not originality, I'm afraid.

[H. S. 6]

Hopefully I'll die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not crying and screaming like his passengers.

This literally made me laugh out loud. I think I woke my roommate.


But as to how I'll die? I'd rather that stay a mystery. :tongue:

[Ben Charles]

I don't know, but I'm dying to find out.








Well someone had to say it.

[Ben D]

I don't know, but I'm dying to find out.








Well someone had to say it.

it didn't have to be you though

[Ben Charles]

it didn't have to be you though

The compulsion was not to be resisted.

[Nova2814.1]

With a burning quiver of arrows strapped to my back, screaming "Not like this, not like this!".

Quickly followed by the realisation, that yes, I am dying exactly like this!

[Ben D]

You forgot the jetpack.

[Nova2814.1]

I'll be old and broke. I won't be able to afford the jetpack. Which is a shame, because it would be an infintely cooler death with a jetpack. Jetpacks make everything cool.

[Ben Charles]

There's always the hydro jetpack:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2395624/jetlev_water_propeled_jet_pack/

[howyadoin]

Huddled in a cardboard box in an alley somewhere.

[Gordon Smith]

In my youth, I suffered from two benign tumors. It leads me to wonder if I'll get a tumor someday that isn't benign.

[dupersuper]

Complications from diabetes, or a stupid accident (if the latter, maybe I'll get a Darwin award...).

[Daniel Mengsk]

Alone.

...........

[mailedbypostman1]

Disappointed.

[The Black Guardian]

Suffering. Unable to move. In pain.

[JPS]

Hopefully having a heart attack in bed with 7 Ukranian/Czech supermodels.

Thanks.

[Iangould]

Unpleasantly.

[rick]

Me, I want to die like my Grandpa did, peacefully, in his sleep.

Not like those three other poor bastards screaming in the car as it went off the bridge.

[Shellhead]

I'm a decent driver, but I've always assumed that I would die in a car accident some day. However, I received some threatening text messages last night, so there is also the slight possibility that I will be murdered by Staff Sergeant Craig Reitan of the Minnesota National Guard.

[Ben D]

Me, I want to die like my Grandpa did, peacefully, in his sleep.

Not like those three other poor bastards screaming in the car as it went off the bridge.

Already used on the thread

[Arvandor]

Knowing my luck, when I do have a car accident I'll probably walk away unscathed, but cause a massive pileup killing dozens. Just the way my life is.

[tgjensen]

Already used on the thread

There's a lot of narcoleptic grandparents out there.

[streator]

hopefully as a satisfied, old man surrounded by his family & friends when the time comes.

or, death by doing something heroic. i'm all about sacrifice for the right reasons, and if it came down to me or somebody else living, i'd like to think that i'd choose to do what i could to make sure that they made it. this is, of course, highly dependent on the situation, but i think my wife and daughter would understand if it wasn't about doing something stupid but more so doing the right thing.

i used to think i'd be dead already, but over the last few years my whole outlook on life has changed and there really is a lot to live for as long as you make the most of it.

[Michael P]

I'm a decent driver, but I've always assumed that I would die in a car accident some day. However, I received some threatening text messages last night, so there is also the slight possibility that I will be murdered by Staff Sergeant Craig Reitan of the Minnesota National Guard.

Boy, you just live a charmed life, don't you?

[snarkbunny]

I'm a decent driver, but I've always assumed that I would die in a car accident some day. However, I received some threatening text messages last night, so there is also the slight possibility that I will be murdered by Staff Sergeant Craig Reitan of the Minnesota National Guard.

Isn't that Amy's fiance?

On topic - I suppose I will die when critical body functions such as breathing and heart beating stop working.

[DubipR]

From the upcoming Ape Revolution

http://avatarfarm.com/avatarimages/people/cheguevaraevolucionavatar.jpg

[Slam_Bradley]

Massive coronary. I suspect it's due any time now.

[Captain Clarkie]

Unintentionally.

[Dreadstar]

About 5 seconds after uttering the words "Hold my beer and watch this!"







Yep. I know it's stolen.

[rick]

Already used on the thread

Old jokes are allowed multiple uses.

Now get the hell off of my lawn.

[Shellhead]

Isn't that Amy's fiance?

That's what he claimed.

His "fiance" has been telling me for weeks now that he abuses her, but she is afraid to move out. I have offered to help her out when she's ready to leave, but otherwise backed away from that mess. She now has plenty of information about resources related to domestic abuse, restraining orders, and how to deal with stalkers, but only she can decide when she wants to leave.

[Spike-X]

That's what he claimed.

His "fiance" has been telling me for weeks now that he abuses her, but she is afraid to move out. I have offered to help her out when she's ready to leave, but otherwise backed away from that mess. She now has plenty of information about resources related to domestic abuse, restraining orders, and how to deal with stalkers, but only she can decide when she wants to leave.
Jesus Christ. What makes you think that any word that comes out of this woman's mouth in any way resembles the truth?

SHE'S A LIAR. SHE'S LYING. AGAIN. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT LIARS DO.

Why the fuck are you still even talking to...

You know what? Forget it. Do what you want. Let her fuck you over again. That's what you want. You're asking for it. Hell, you're begging for it.

[JeffreyWKramer]

That's what he claimed.

His "fiance" has been telling me for weeks now that he abuses her, but she is afraid to move out. I have offered to help her out when she's ready to leave, but otherwise backed away from that mess. She now has plenty of information about resources related to domestic abuse, restraining orders, and how to deal with stalkers, but only she can decide when she wants to leave.

You gave her the information. Don't do anything else, or have anything else to do with her. If you do, you're just enabling and continuing to subject yourself to this codependent, exploitative and emotionally abusive relationship.

Seriously, Shell... the anger management class helped you. Do yourself a favor and go take a class on codependence.

[Stinky Feet]

in a blaze of glory.... cancer.

[Lone Ranger]

My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/scottandkat/warminhere.jpg

[Shellhead]

You gave her the information. Don't do anything else, or have anything else to do with her. If you do, you're just enabling and continuing to subject yourself to this codependent, exploitative and emotionally abusive relationship.

Seriously, Shell... the anger management class helped you. Do yourself a favor and go take a class on codependence.

I agree, on all counts. I need to catch up on my sleep in the near future, and then I will look into the class, or else some kind of counseling.

[JeffreyWKramer]

I agree, on all counts. I need to catch up on my sleep in the near future, and then I will look into the class, or else some kind of counseling.

Good man.

You're in the Twin Cities, right? If you have trouble finding someone good to work with those sorts of issues, I might be able to get some recommendations from people I know around there.

[Stinky Feet]

Jesus Christ. What makes you think that any word that comes out of this woman's mouth in any way resembles the truth?

SHE'S A LIAR. SHE'S LYING. AGAIN. BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT LIARS DO.

Why the fuck are you still even talking to...

You know what? Forget it. Do what you want. Let her fuck you over again. That's what you want. You're asking for it. Hell, you're begging for it.

I cant believe we are still talking about Shell and his domestic issues.

[G. Wayne]

Cancer originating somewhere close to my midsection, more'n likely.

[Shellhead]

Good man.

You're in the Twin Cities, right? If you have trouble finding someone good to work with those sorts of issues, I might be able to get some recommendations from people I know around there.

That would be great. PM whenever it's convenient for you.

[Forgotten Entity]

Hopefully never.

[mailedbypostman1]

Hopefully never.

What are you talking about it already happened half a dozen times :tongue:

[Pól Rua]

That's what he claimed.

His "fiance" has been telling me for weeks now that he abuses her, but she is afraid to move out. I have offered to help her out when she's ready to leave, but otherwise backed away from that mess. She now has plenty of information about resources related to domestic abuse, restraining orders, and how to deal with stalkers, but only she can decide when she wants to leave.

Stop hitting yourself.

[Chris N]

Hopefully I'll die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not crying and screaming like his passengers.

I come to this thread to make one joke and find two people have already made it.

I'm just not gonna try anymore.

[Pumpkin Bomb]

Assassinated, hopefully. That's when you know you've accomplished something in life.

[Kusanagi]

In my sleep at a ripe old age hopefully.

Of kidney or liver failure probably :frown:

[Mike Pothier]

In battle, with Wagner screaming in the air, a battle axe in each hand, covered in demon blood, flanked by my group of smoking hot amazon warriors, yelling out a memorable as FREEDOM or THIS IS SPARTA.

That is, if you can dream while in a coma.:redface:

[Forgotten Entity]

What are you talking about it already happened half a dozen times :tongue:

I haven't died unless I've died for good. You just haven't tried hard enough (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeaderThanDead).

[doolbnoom]

In battle, with Wagner screaming in the air, a battle axe in each hand, covered in demon blood, flanked by my group of smoking hot amazon warriors, yelling out a memorable as FREEDOM or THIS IS SPARTA.

That is, if you can dream while in a coma.:redface:

this is the best scenario yet. my battle dream would include me being knee-deep in blood and diddling one of those Amazons before i flatlined. And i'---------:eek:

[Nightstar1441]

Painfully and quickly probably while working with power tools...

[Brother Justin Crowe]

Being laughed at by the strangers who see me accidentally cause my own demise.

[Brother Justin Crowe]

In my youth, I suffered from two benign tumors. It leads me to wonder if I'll get a tumor someday that isn't benign.

I had two suspected instances of prostate cancer my freshman year of college. With my family's cancer gene, my clock is ticking.

[Gary_B]

I'll probably end up dead.

[Skib]

I'll probably die of exhaustion. I work 60-80 hours a week. I have a family. I do volunteer work. Usually operate on < 5 hrs of sleep a night.

Thank God for coffee!

[berk]

I'm just not gonna try anymore.That sounds like the title to a great country & western song.

I always used to say I'd probably be run over by a car while riding bike, since that's my primary means of transportation spring, summer, & fall. But I'm getting old enough now that things like heart disease and so on are becoming more probable with each passing year.

[Muireann]

My guess is either I'll develop Parkinson's since I do have ET or one of my Nurilogical, developmental or Mental Problems will do me in at a young age.
and I hope I won't suffer too much.

[Paradox]

Likely by my own hand some time after being told I have some terminal disease or another.

[Lord Bravery]

Like Bon Jovi said... in a blaze of glory.

[zilch]

Stay tuned....

[Joe Rice]

Build up of sinful living.

[pariah-1972]

Obesity and or sleep apnea if i don't change my ways.

[OverMaster]

Heart attack.

[Kevin M.]

I manage to somehow set myself on fire.

[Forgotten Entity]

Explosion.

[Pro]

I'm hoping to die a less violent death than last time.
Having had my head bashed in by a rock wasn't pleasant.

This time i'm opting to die of old age when i'm 111 years old.

[Tages]

In obscurity.

[Jared H.]

Of complications from ________.

[Winslow]

I will die on the glorious fields of battle during the Ragnarok!

[Jared H.]

I will die on the glorious fields of battle during the Ragnarok!

After all, the red grading pen is mightier than the sword.

[Winslow]

After all, the red grading pen is mightier than the sword.

Final Exams, Ragnarok ... same thing.

[Arrogantcur]

Probably in a stupid and embarrassing way, given my luck.

[Paradox]

Winslow can live in a Golden Age:

I will die on the glorious fields of battle during the Ragnarok!

But will you be brought back later, only to be killed by Extant? :biggrin:

[Cam63]

Doesn't matter... When I cark it, I'm asking to come back as a ghost for a while.

There's some fucknuckles I dearly want to haunt.

[Mormel]

Aren't you required to die before you're selected to fight during the Ragnarok, anyway?

[longdecember]

Cancer originating somewhere close to my midsection, more'n likely.

Me too, and probably a lot younger than is "acceptable". My close friends and family will grieve and wish it did not turn out that way. But alot of others will do the holier than thou Donald Trump type disparage "I have never smoked a cigarette, never a drop of alcohol, not one sip of coffee. Didn't waste my time on the internets. But I do enjoy the company of beautiful women, have multiple children with different mothers, am relentless in business deals and will divorce/file bankruptcy at the drop of a hat, made all my billions honestly, including scooping up every subsidy, bailout and tax dodge I could, etc, etc. And I did not die like that idiot"

"Its not about living forever, it is about being able to live with yourself" - Keith Richards to Jack Sparrow.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Instant massive heart attack. Thats my guessing....

[Jer]

just curios. this thought has been going through my head the last few days. wonder how i'll die- in my sleep, choking on a sandwich, or on the shitter?

i'd like to imagine i'll die during an ill-conceived sex try (as i'll be old, maybe).

or, maybe in a car accident? who knows.

Heart attack. Chocking on my clogged arteries after eating a triple Luthor Burger.

[longdecember]

Heart attack. Chocking on my clogged arteries after eating a triple Luthor Burger.

HA! Make sure you also get at least a slice of one of cakes that bastard stole.

[dupont2005]

The possibilities are endless.

[Guapo Méndez]

High-fiving my anti-matter clone.

[Brother Justin Crowe]

In a terribly awkward, unfortunate and embarrassing way that is not at all what most people will say it looks like. Such is my life.

[sudelaya]

I'd hope old and in my sleep. But, I'm sure it will be something stupid like falling or getting blow up.

[doolbnoom]

hm, seems like a good place/time to set up a poll- knowing that most people think:terminal illness or a disease, violent accident, [other],and i've been thinking a good poll question would be suicide. i'd need a moderator to help set-up a poll as i'm not that computer savvy.

[Smoothesuede]

Trying to sell a man two hours with his own girlfriend.

[Kaim]

Well, if my grandparents were any indicator, then old, happy, and surrounded by loved ones. However, if my personal history is any indicator, then probably young, embarrassed, and in a fashion that requires a closed-casket funeral.

[Kid Omega]

Suicide.

I've got it pretty well figured out. I can't imagine I will make it much past 50, if I get that far.

[Guapo Méndez]

I gotta ask, at least once.

You've received therapy for this?