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DarkKnghtJared
11-05-2010, 03:20 PM
Geeky news/comedy site Topless Robot has apparently decided that, for this week's weekend contest, to do the best "Memo from Batman Inc." (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/11/tr_contest_memos_from_batman_inc.php)Some of them are pretty obvious, but some of them are pretty clever. So far this one's my favorite:


To: All employees of Batman Inc.
From:D.Wayne@WayneEnterprises.com

To all of you who think you are worthy of using the title my father built, I will kill you. No one deserves to be Batman more than myself! I am his true son and rightful heir to the cowl. Anyone who disagrees shall be met with a swift and painful death.

Damian Wayne

P.s. Drake is a tool.
Mr. Holmes
11-05-2010, 03:30 PM
LOL. That's certainly Damian.
Retro315
11-05-2010, 04:08 PM
His penchant for calling people by their last names makes me happy.
Tekkaman Blade
11-05-2010, 05:02 PM
Initially I thought the memo was a bit flat humor wise but that P.S. line really made it shine.
Superdog
11-05-2010, 05:17 PM
To: All employees of Batman Inc.
From: Bruce Wayne
Family photos help personalize an office work space, but please be advised that not everyone's parents survived being viciously shot in Crime Alley.
I liked this one.