If Ms. Marvel were to challenge Volstaag to a pie-eating contest... [Archive]

Zach J.

10-19-2010, 06:28 PM

Don't they "volunteer" those pies?

I guess I need to visit more pie-eating contests...

matthewaos

10-19-2010, 07:03 PM

Ms Marvel is on a diet.

Though I'm not getting why people calling her fat but ok...

Monty_Cristo

10-19-2010, 07:06 PM

Ms Marvel is on a diet.

Though I'm not getting why people calling her fat but ok...

no one in this thread called her fat. Carol (and it's canon) eats a lot. but it's because of her kree-altered physiology. she's a living battery. w/ a nice @$$

Peter F.

10-19-2010, 07:37 PM

Noh-Varr if he doesn't savour the taste.

Monty_Cristo

10-19-2010, 07:38 PM

Noh-Varr if he doesn't savour the taste.

"no. don't savor it!"

Punchdrunk

10-19-2010, 08:39 PM

Well as JMS pointed out toward the end of his run - they don't call him Volstagg the Voluminous because of his waistline.

Who comes out on top could have more than one meaning.

Brother Justin Crowe

10-19-2010, 08:54 PM

This thread is stupid and annoying. The "Ms. Marvel is fat" meme ran its course back when the Red Sea parted.

Sighphi

10-19-2010, 08:55 PM

I get it!
It's a fat joke.

ROM_Reborn

10-19-2010, 09:03 PM

i dont think the joke is ever going to get old. Women constantly compare themselves to other women. I'd like to think that the very few women who do read comic books and the even fewer who read these boards, see Ms. Marvel and think "wow, i wish I could look like that." only to find out that most men think of her as being fat. It's a double dose of depreciating self-esteem. And I'm all for that.

But to answer the question, Volstagg for the win. Let's be serious here.

spidarwin

10-19-2010, 09:03 PM

I get it!
It's a fat joke.

No it's not. It's meta. It's a "people who make fat jokes about Carol Danvers are mentally backwards" joke.

maniacmatt

10-19-2010, 10:26 PM

Carol seems like the type of woman who'd be on top.
...
Or did I misread the question?

ROM_Reborn

10-20-2010, 12:00 AM

Carol seems like the type of woman who'd be on top.
...
Or did I misread the question?

hahahahahahahaa
hahahahahaha

*deep breath*

haha. oh, man. that was good.

maniacmatt

10-20-2010, 12:22 AM

oh, man. that was good.

Volstagg enjoyed it too.

Brother Justin Crowe

10-20-2010, 12:37 AM

i dont think the joke is ever going to get old. Women constantly compare themselves to other women.

What part of that has anything to do with Ms. Marvel and Volstaag participating in a pie-eating contest?

Songbird/Diamondback

10-20-2010, 12:58 AM

I knew this would come in handy!
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4374/fatmsmarvel.jpg

worstblogever

10-20-2010, 02:13 AM

Is Volstagg smart enough to realize that could be interpreted as a request for a favor of a more personal nature?

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/24652/459206-v__1__large.jpg (http://www.comicvine.com/v__1_/105-459206/)
"Pie-Eating Contest? Oh... Aye, verily, Dame Danvers, thou art more than welcome, in Volstagg's domain, moustache rides hath no charge!

matthewaos

10-20-2010, 04:28 AM

no one in this thread called her fat. Carol (and it's canon) eats a lot. but it's because of her kree-altered physiology. she's a living battery. w/ a nice @$$

Oh, this is true? I didn't know that.

John Zaleski

10-20-2010, 08:02 AM

poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talisman

10-20-2010, 06:45 PM

poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread is totally deserving of a poll. It's going to be a close one, but I'm sure Carol could pull it off. Her sash has some room to be loosened up a bit.

Monty_Cristo

10-20-2010, 06:51 PM

This thread is totally deserving of a poll. It's going to be a close one, but I'm sure Carol could pull it off. Her sash has some room to be loosened up a bit.

Volstagg only painted a belt on; to maintain the illusion.

Monty_Cristo

10-20-2010, 06:54 PM

I knew this would come in handy!
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4374/fatmsmarvel.jpg

thanks alot. now i'll never be able to keep my mind blank. The destructor will arrive in the chosen form of a giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Carol.

Talisman

10-20-2010, 07:05 PM

thanks alot. now i'll never be able to keep my mind blank. The destructor will arrive in the chosen form of a giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Carol.
At least the artist got her proportions right.

The Predator101

10-20-2010, 07:08 PM

Are the pies fruit filled or cream filled??

Cause if they're creamed filled Ms. Marvel wins hands down!!

InSovietRussia

10-20-2010, 07:15 PM

Are the pies fruit filled or cream filled??

Cause if they're creamed filled Ms. Marvel wins hands down!!

They're blueberry. Also, a drunken Rocket Raccoon has shown up and entered the contest for some reason.

Songbird/Diamondback

10-20-2010, 09:21 PM

At least the artist got her proportions right.

I love these jokes.

Daniel Mengsk

10-21-2010, 01:11 AM

I love these jokes.

Jokes?.....

coveredinbees

10-21-2010, 02:29 PM

You guys are mean.

Hindsight lad

10-22-2010, 09:55 AM

... at the Oklakoma State Fair, who'd come out on top?

Fat Cobra wins. He has beaten Volstag at an eating contest before; its canon.

Well as JMS pointed out toward the end of his run - they don't call him Volstagg the Voluminous because of his waistline.

Who comes out on top could have more than one meaning.

Well, this explains how he has like 30 kids. (also canon, though not mentioned often).

Hindsight lad

spidarwin

10-22-2010, 09:01 PM

They're blueberry. Also, a drunken Rocket Raccoon has shown up and entered the contest for some reason.

... and turned it into a blueberry wine drinking contest!

Perfection/Emma 2

10-23-2010, 04:00 AM

without a doubt Ms. Marvel

Miracleman88

10-23-2010, 06:21 AM

i dont think the joke is ever going to get old. Women constantly compare themselves to other women. I'd like to think that the very few women who do read comic books and the even fewer who read these boards, see Ms. Marvel and think "wow, i wish I could look like that." only to find out that most men think of her as being fat. It's a double dose of depreciating self-esteem. And I'm all for that.

Wow. How elaborately ignorant. It must be very dark and lonely inside what passes for your mind.

Ken Ashcroft

10-23-2010, 04:31 PM

Who would be come out on top in a drinking contest between Ms Marvel and Iron Man would be more apt.

Bob-el

10-24-2010, 01:51 PM

Who would be come out on top in a drinking contest between Ms Marvel and Iron Man would be more apt.

How about a drinking contest between Ms Marvel and Galactus? Galactus out drank Hercules!

Zach J.

10-24-2010, 02:59 PM

How about a drinking contest between Ms Marvel and Galactus? Galactus out drank Hercules!

Did he really? Where would I find this?

Talisman

10-24-2010, 03:01 PM

Did he really? Where would I find this?
One of the Hercules minis by Bob Layton.