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darknessatnoon
10-07-2010, 04:25 PM
Who are the Red Right Hand?
MartinRedmond
10-07-2010, 04:25 PM
A Nick Cave song!
darknessatnoon
10-07-2010, 04:28 PM
Old Chinese B****

http://www.comicsbulletin.com/reviews/images/0812/wolverine_manifestdestiny2-6.jpg
Seresecros
10-07-2010, 04:28 PM
Sage and Chamber and Blink and Mystique.
worstblogever
10-07-2010, 04:30 PM
They're Hand Ninjas who aren't cannon fodder, and are red from all the blood they shed. But they're so good at being ninjas, no one has ever seen them before Wolverine (vol. 4) #1.
darknessatnoon
10-07-2010, 04:34 PM
Serious suspects please.
darknessatnoon
10-07-2010, 04:44 PM
A certain jls h8er

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/379/blackpanther2lb4.jpg
worstblogever
10-07-2010, 04:46 PM
Serious suspects please.
Fine.

Red Lotus and the Examiner.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/1012/83438-85609-red-lotus_large.jpg (http://www.comicvine.com/85609-red-lotus/105-83438/)
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/31499/866232-00_large.jpg (http://www.comicvine.com/00/105-866232/)
darknessatnoon
10-07-2010, 04:47 PM
Fine.

Red Lotus and the Examiner.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/1012/83438-85609-red-lotus_large.jpg (http://www.comicvine.com/85609-red-lotus/105-83438/)
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/31499/866232-00_large.jpg (http://www.comicvine.com/00/105-866232/)

Wolverine has never even encountered them. You need to take a walk, get a Diet Coke, sit down and seriously brain storm.
worstblogever
10-07-2010, 04:50 PM
Wolverine has never even encountered them. You need to take a walk, get a Diet Coke, sit down and seriously brain storm.

Oh. Okay. I'll go even more obscure, then.

The IRON MONK (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/ironmonk.htm)!


http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/ironmonk1.jpg
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/ironmonk2.jpg
RolandJP
10-07-2010, 04:57 PM
edited. 10 char limit
darknessatnoon
10-07-2010, 04:58 PM
Yep, T'Challa's on the list even though he is no longer qualified to be the Black Panther.
worstblogever
10-07-2010, 04:59 PM
I'm starting to think T'Challa's only real superpower is to derail every goddamned thread.

Clearly, it's evil Hand magic at work.
RolandJP
10-07-2010, 05:01 PM
I'm starting to think T'Challa's only real superpower is to derail every goddamned thread.

Clearly, it's evil Hand magic at work.

NVM. :walks away:
worstblogever
10-07-2010, 05:03 PM
Peepers powers must be to ignore the racial slur in the Wolverine vs Panther image.

I didn't. It's the magical word that activates his Hand ninja powers. Like when Billy Batson says, "SHAZAM!"
darknessatnoon
10-07-2010, 05:03 PM
I'm starting to think T'Challa's only real superpower is to derail every goddamned thread.

Clearly, it's evil Hand magic at work.

It's an educated guess. T'Challa spent the past year studying the occult. He's performed Satanic rituals on a daily basis. Who else would be sending Logan to hell?
RolandJP
10-07-2010, 05:07 PM
I didn't. It's the magical word that activates his Hand ninja powers. Like when Billy Batson says, "SHAZAM!"

whatever. :leaves:
darknessatnoon
10-07-2010, 05:08 PM
Silver Fox. There's nothing like a memory-implant scorned. What if there's a real Silver Fox out there, planning a calculated revenge!?

http://www.wolverinefiles.com/Images/logan-memories.jpg
darknessatnoon
10-07-2010, 05:17 PM
Scarlet Mckenzie. Nuked because of Wolverine.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/36894/1132244-quark2.jpg
darknessatnoon
10-07-2010, 05:18 PM
Roche
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5586/1133313-rc5.jpg
darknessatnoon
10-07-2010, 05:19 PM
Seraph, the Feistiest of Fallen Angels. Friends with Wolverine's ex-wife.

http://www.wolverinefiles.com/Images/logan-seraph-madripoor.jpg
worstblogever
10-07-2010, 05:20 PM
Scarlet Mckenzie. Nuked because of Wolverine.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/36894/1132244-quark2.jpg

Plus she's got red hair, and she and ninjas mysteriously attacked Havok in the same day in a late 90s issue of X-Factor... this one makes sense.
darknessatnoon
10-07-2010, 05:25 PM
The Hood; notice the racial slur he uses?
http://i56.tinypic.com/25ge5cg.jpg
Cayman
10-07-2010, 05:29 PM
It is Northstar. He's not the forgiving sort.
darknessatnoon
10-07-2010, 05:30 PM
It is Northstar. He's not the forgiving sort.

Northstar should blame Kitty. It was her fault.
Cayman
10-07-2010, 05:32 PM
Northstar should blame Kitty. It was her fault.

I blame the tree.
Waterlily
10-07-2010, 05:39 PM
Psi-borg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/10069/545575-scan0002_large.jpg
Monty_Cristo
10-07-2010, 05:43 PM
?Shortpack?
JmH Reborn
10-07-2010, 05:44 PM
We need actual reasons why they're suspects. The BP one is obvious...Wolverine being nearly racist is enough to cause a tizzy and have the BP bring out the AKs and demonic enchantments...

I forgot though...what issue is that from?
JmH Reborn
10-07-2010, 05:45 PM
Also...isn't pretty canon now that Silver Fox was real and that her death was the implant?
Bronze Badger
10-07-2010, 07:18 PM
Gomurr and the Crimson Dawn Undercloaks.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5586/491341-go1_large.jpg (http://www.comicvine.com/go1/105-491341/)
Regino
10-07-2010, 07:35 PM
A bunch of relatives of people wolverine killed. They are flush from the life insurance money and put a hit out on wolvie.
Waterlily
10-07-2010, 07:45 PM
I'd like to see Roche bring Sapphire Styx along to the club.
Disgruntled1
10-07-2010, 07:51 PM
We need actual reasons why they're suspects. The BP one is obvious...Wolverine being nearly racist is enough to cause a tizzy and have the BP bring out the AKs and demonic enchantments...

I forgot though...what issue is that from?Contest of Champions # 2. And if Thing hadn't gotten involved all this horrible Black Panther crap could have been neatly avoided. Ever-Lovin' blue eyed A-Hole.
darknessatnoon
10-08-2010, 01:24 AM
I wish there were a "like" button for posts.
Icefanatic
10-08-2010, 10:17 AM
Originally Posted by RolandJP
Peepers powers must be to ignore the racial slur in the Wolverine vs Panther image.

I think that was only a reference to the Black Panther's name and/or solid black costume rather than a racial slur. Imagine he's fighting a guy called White Panther in a white costume and calls him Whitie. Typical banter in a comic book fight, nothing to see here...