We really need a new tag line [Archive] - Comic Book Resources Forums

the4thpip

08-12-2010, 04:57 AM

Could the new YABS tag line be any more bland than

A place to chat about all kinds of subjects.

?

I know it can't be "come and hang out with Gail Simone, she brought cookies" anymore.

But I'm sure we could do better than that?

How about we collect some suggestions here and do a poll later?

My suggestion:

I can't believe it's not Tamryn's board!

Spiffy

08-12-2010, 06:12 AM

We could simply roll with the forum name:

You'll All Be Sorry
"We Already Are"

Or we could go boring:

You'll All Be Sorry
"A place for social discourse"

Oh, I know.

You'll All Be Sorry
"Welcome to You'll All Be Sorry. The first rule of You'll All Be Sorry is: you do not talk about You'll All Be Sorry."

worstblogever

08-12-2010, 06:20 AM

"With a name like YABS, it's got to be good".

Okay, I lifted that off of Smucker's Preserves. Whatever.

Grazzt

08-12-2010, 06:31 AM

"Help, Jonah has trapped me in the server. Please get a message through to my wife at....oh no, the cyber beetles are coming to rip me to pieces. No! NOO!! ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!"

Or:

"Welcome to YABS. Gail Simone isn't here right now, but please leave your name, number, and a brief message, and she'll get back to you when she can."

Or:

"YABS: because this message board is so cliquish, it needs two Community Forums."

the4thpip

08-12-2010, 06:57 AM

YABS: The Gail Train doesn't stop here anymore.

Joe Acro

08-12-2010, 07:39 AM

I think it needs to be funny and unique, without referencing the past.

Maybe "Where discussions are surrounded by padded walls."

Agent Helix

08-12-2010, 07:44 AM

"I will destroy you with my enormous, barbed genitals."

bfrank

08-12-2010, 07:46 AM

Could the new YABS tag line be any more bland

sort of apropos.....

Dreadstar

08-12-2010, 07:52 AM

"YABS: because this message board is so cliquish, it needs two Community Forums."

HAH! I needed a good laugh today, thanks!

Pro

08-12-2010, 07:58 AM

YABS: Like a puppy tied to a tree

Nick Soapdish

08-12-2010, 07:59 AM

jesse_custer

08-12-2010, 08:02 AM

"I will destroy you with my enormous, barbed genitals."

A quaint line for those prone to nostalgia.

Redem

08-12-2010, 08:08 AM

A place to chat about all kinds of subjects....soon with a hot tub!

Pro

08-12-2010, 08:36 AM

YABS: Left Behind after the Rapture

Laurence

08-12-2010, 08:39 AM

"Come and freak spankly."

the4thpip

08-12-2010, 09:27 AM

sort of apropos.....

Chile, no board with me on it could ever be bland.

Swashbuckler

08-12-2010, 09:42 AM

YABS: Where's the Beef?

bfrank

08-12-2010, 09:47 AM

Chile, no board with me on it could ever be bland.

lol...if you're gonna hit me with "Chile", it has to be followed by "boo"......and "please"....

Nick Soapdish

08-12-2010, 10:15 AM

YABS: It's got electrolytes!

Redem

08-12-2010, 10:50 AM

YABS: we grill them!

Vakanai

08-12-2010, 11:01 AM

YABS: We do stuff!
YABS: We're still here!
YABS: We're here for a reason! Probably...
YABS: We survived the YABSpocalypse!
YABS: We're like the Community forum, but better!
YABS: Now with 40% less YABS!
YABS: Now with 40% less Gail!
YABS: Lonely, we so lonely, we got nobody to call our own!
YABS: This ain't your father's YABS!
YABS: Tastes like chicken tofu!
YABS: Because we're worth it!
And finally:
YABS: Arkham Asylum, the forum!

Redem

08-12-2010, 11:11 AM

YASB: The funniest Gulag ever!

DeadXMan

08-12-2010, 12:45 PM

YABS:

The Arkham of the web

Yabs:
Electric Bongaloo

Yabs:
when Men were men and chickens had lips

Yabs:

There's no freaking prep time here

Yabs:

For SCIENCE!

coveredinbees

08-12-2010, 01:29 PM

"YABS: because this message board is so cliquish, it needs two Community Forums."
This please

Spike-X

08-12-2010, 02:12 PM

YABBS: Half The People, All The Drama!

Professor Moriarty

08-12-2010, 02:33 PM

YABS: Quiet or papa spank!

Electric Version

08-12-2010, 03:39 PM

YABS: We Have Beer!
YABS: We're Easy!

Home made ectoplasm

08-12-2010, 03:49 PM

YABS: Because opinions are like assholes - we have a lot of both.

Spiffy

08-12-2010, 04:31 PM

"YABS: because this message board is so cliquish, it needs two Community Forums."

How about "YABS: You can never have too much Community..."

Professor Moriarty

08-12-2010, 05:10 PM

YABS: cash rules everything around me, get da money, dollar dollar bill ya'll!

the4thpip

08-12-2010, 11:01 PM

How about "YABS: You can never have too much Community..."

Or
YABS: This board is communicable

Kal L

08-13-2010, 04:20 AM

YABS: Where pants are frowned upon.

Sean Walsh

08-13-2010, 07:00 AM

"I will destroy you with my enormous, barbed genitals."

I'd seriously suggest paying people here to change it to this.

SUPERECWFAN1

08-13-2010, 07:15 AM

YABS : Where the Hookers and Pimps hang on CBR !

Electric Version

08-13-2010, 11:56 AM

YABS: Almost As Gay As The Wonder Woman Forum!

the4thpip

08-13-2010, 12:14 PM

YBAS: Fumigated every Tuesday

Shades0077

08-13-2010, 12:41 PM

A YABS a day keeps the doctor away.

the4thpip

08-13-2010, 12:58 PM

YABS: It may not have Gail anymore, but at least there is no Bendis!
(thanks to the weekly fumigation)

Electric Version

08-13-2010, 01:01 PM

YABS: John Byrne Hates Us

the4thpip

08-13-2010, 01:57 PM

YABS: John Byrne Hates Us

How would that make us stand out from the rest of the web?

Electric Version

08-13-2010, 02:12 PM

How would that make us stand out from the rest of the web?

We'd have cute earrings.

Professor Moriarty

08-13-2010, 05:13 PM

YABS: Consequences will never be the same!!!

Neutrino

08-13-2010, 07:39 PM

Who is your message board, now and forever?

YABS: Can't stop at just one

LewMoxinsghost

08-13-2010, 07:55 PM

YABS: Because you really will.

Vakanai

08-13-2010, 08:21 PM

YABS: That itch that just won't leave!

DeadXMan

08-13-2010, 08:37 PM

Yabs Mo' nekid ho's then the playboy mansion:biggrin:

the4thpip

08-14-2010, 12:14 AM

YABS: We don't really have a reason to be here anymore, kind of like nipples on a man

Professor Moriarty

08-14-2010, 02:55 PM

YABS: Ethel The Frog

tgjensen

08-14-2010, 03:30 PM

Blood for the blood god!

Redem

08-14-2010, 03:44 PM

YASB: Two men get in, one man get out

the4thpip

08-16-2010, 03:25 AM

YABS: Shut up and eat your Grundy!

worstblogever

08-16-2010, 03:28 AM

YABS: Shut up and eat your Grundy!

This is actually my new favorite.

Electric Version

08-16-2010, 11:58 AM

YABS: We Drove Off Gail Simone - You're Next, Slott!

Professor Moriarty

08-17-2010, 08:24 PM

YABS: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Spiffy

08-17-2010, 08:30 PM

YABS: We Drove Off Gail Simone - You're Next, Slott!
Oh wait. This one is good. :biggrin:

Spike-X

08-17-2010, 08:32 PM

YABBS *tap tap* Is This Thing On?

Spiffy

08-17-2010, 08:37 PM

"YABS: Where people go... when Jinxworld's bandwidth is too busy..."

the4thpip

08-20-2010, 03:42 AM

Gonna open the poll(s) soon, but first I wanted to submit...

YABS: Your Vagina is Haunted!

DeadXMan

08-20-2010, 05:44 AM

Now with refrigerators

Spiffy

08-20-2010, 10:12 AM

YABBS *tap tap* Is This Thing On?
I like this. Or some close variants:

YABS: We're still here... barely.
YABS: Now with 75% less posts!
YABS: Same great taste, but now less filling.
YABS: Just as many Views as before! At least that's something!

Oh here's a new thought:

YABS: WANTED - new Comic Creator to slavishly worship in this forum. Inquire within...

Redem

08-20-2010, 12:44 PM

YASB: Where bad comic burns!

oh wait....

DubipR

08-20-2010, 04:30 PM

YABS: Now 98% Douchebag Free

Spackling Compound

08-20-2010, 04:37 PM

"No Gail, More Gay"

Electric Version

08-20-2010, 04:40 PM

YABS: For That "Not So Fresh" Feeling

GozertheGozarian

08-20-2010, 05:00 PM

YABS: For That "Not So Fresh" Feeling
YABS: When you want that 'not so fresh' feeling.

Azrael52

08-20-2010, 11:08 PM

How about this:

YABS: Come See Why Everyone's Leaving!

(I keed, I keed!)

- Ray

Bouncing Boy

08-21-2010, 12:50 PM

howabout....

"YABS: Gail's not here man."

Electric Version

08-21-2010, 01:06 PM

YABS: A Place For Misty Knight Devotees!

Perry Holley

08-21-2010, 01:15 PM

I was originally pushing for "YABS: Home of the two sexiest moderators in the universe" but for some odd reason the other mods objected.

the4thpip

08-22-2010, 02:34 AM

YABS: A Place For Misty Knight Devotees!

Make that Gladys!

JeffreyWKramer

08-22-2010, 09:42 AM

"All the butthurt in the world" is still available.

Electric Version

08-22-2010, 12:24 PM

YABS: We Need Fifty Dollars To Make You Holler.

Spike-X

08-22-2010, 01:12 PM

"All the butthurt in the world" is still available.
No! That's being insensitive to people whose butts really do hurt all the time!

Haemorrroidophobe!

DeadXMan

08-22-2010, 01:15 PM

No! That's being insensitive to people whose butts really do hurt all the time!

Haemorrroidophobe!

yeah that dose retard the interest of checking out this forum.

Professor Moriarty

08-22-2010, 01:34 PM

YABS: These pretzels are making me thirsty.

the4thpip

08-23-2010, 12:36 AM

YABS: Now all the old sock puppets will come back!

Perry Holley

08-23-2010, 11:40 AM

"We've got a .30-06 with a box of ammo, half a keg of Russian hooch, a copy of the Necronomicon translated via Babelfish, an invisible monkey, and a GPS unit giving us bad directions. There's room on the dance floor, if you can bring the funk."