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Lex Von Doom
08-09-2010, 10:44 PM
Stewart Gilligan Griffin from Family Guy takes on Dexter from Dexter's Lab. Both get access to all of their tech and have a week for prep. Who wins?
Forgotten Entity
08-09-2010, 11:03 PM
Dexter has way more feats, I'm giving this to Dex.
Radical
08-09-2010, 11:53 PM
Stewie has more of a killer instinct.

(And for some reason I thought of Dexter the serial killer when I read the thread's title. Silly me. :redface:)
The MunchKING
08-10-2010, 12:17 AM
Stewart Gilligan Griffin from Family Guy takes on Dexter from Dexter's Lab. Both get access to all of their tech and have a week for prep. Who wins?

Call me when Stewie builds a mecha worthy of hanging out with a couple of Japaneese kids.
P-38
08-10-2010, 12:18 AM
Dexter wins this. He has an impossibly large lab from which to draw from, has built giant robots, laser guns, space ships, ect. Dexter has also shown combat skills a couple times so he can also compete there, but he still has an immense tech advantage.
Forgotten Entity
08-10-2010, 12:31 AM
Call me when Stewie builds a mecha worthy of hanging out with a couple of Japaneese kids.

Who also have mechas. Not to mention his missiles did manage to awaken a Godzilla-esque monster from a volcano, not sure how big a feat that is exactly.
Wjowski
08-10-2010, 12:43 AM
Stewie has more of a killer instinct.

He's also massively outgunned.
KJ Stewart
08-10-2010, 01:31 AM
Has Dexter time-travelled? Serious question, as I don't know the answer. If not, Stewie uses his time machine to go back in time and kill Dexter at birth.
shadowsetaq28
08-10-2010, 01:47 AM
Has Dexter time-travelled? Serious question, as I don't know the answer. If not, Stewie uses his time machine to go back in time and kill Dexter at birth.

Only in the future he created a device that can go into the future, is the episodes with Dee Dee and the Robots that have been neglected by Dexter.
Ptrvc
08-10-2010, 01:51 AM
Only in the future he created a device that can go into the future, is the episodes with Dee Dee and the Robots that have been neglected by Dexter.

He went into the past and brought back a caveman as well.
KJ Stewart
08-10-2010, 01:58 AM
That ends that debate then. Dexter wins.

Hand to hand would be a different story, however.
Ptrvc
08-10-2010, 02:35 AM
That ends that debate then. Dexter wins.

Hand to hand would be a different story, however.

Dexter's actually pretty good at that.

Generally he only fails if its sports related.
shadowsetaq28
08-10-2010, 02:37 AM
Dexter's actually pretty good at that.

Generally he only fails if its sports related.

Yep but DD is a better fighter beating Demons and stuff, plus she was the sidekick of Major Glory.
The MunchKING
08-10-2010, 09:20 AM
Who also have mechas.

That's the point, EVERYONE knows the Japs have the best mechas, and yet Dexter's mecha was capable of hanging with the best.
Andreas Tanis
08-11-2010, 04:38 AM
Gonna give this one to Stewie based on the simple fact that he can practically do anything he fucking wants. I mean, he did build a time traveling machine when he was bored. Afterall, as stated above, he has more of a killer instinct.
Wjowski
08-11-2010, 04:53 AM
Gonna give this one to Stewie based on the simple fact that he can practically do anything he fucking wants. I mean, he did build a time traveling machine when he was bored. Afterall, as stated above, he has more of a killer instinct.

All of which Dexter can do as well, and moreso. He's fought giant monsters and eldritch abominations. What's Stewie's 'killer instinct' got on that?
OverMaster
08-11-2010, 11:36 AM
Not to mention Khazan Bloodlust makes them both equals in killer instinct. Not that it mattered here in the first place.
Forgotten Entity
08-11-2010, 02:27 PM
Dexter has built thousands, if not millions of inventions in a maze of a laboratory, he has created teleporting devices, time manipulation devices, mechas of different sizes, time machines as well, and many other devices I'm forgetting. Not only this but he built a magic satchel to house it all without gaining suspicion.

If there's any prep, I think it's going in Dexter's favor.

If there isn't, if Dexter can hold off Stewie long enough to call his mecha (I distinctly remember him being able to call it from... A watch??) and flatten him.
Mike Pothier
08-11-2010, 03:44 PM
Stewie was pretty impressive back in the day, but the show had him side tracked, and now he's not so into his inventions anymore.

Meanwhile, Dexter's lab is so huge, he has entire sections he's forgotten about and the robots there formed communities.

Nope, Stewie is out of his element.