Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say...

[Tommy]

(What would Dr. Doom never say?)

Doom wants you to meet his little friend...

[Brian R]

How about...

"You win, Reed"

"You are smarter than me"

"You may judge me"

"I love you"

[Tommy]

Or possibly:

"Hey, Vern."

"Doom can't belive it is not butter."

"Doom has fallen and he can't get up."

[estee]

"Would you super-size that for me?"

"Yes, I'm interested in increasing my long distance minutes."

"Do these pants come in gun-metal grey?"

"You stupid Ump, he was safe by a mile. I'll destroy you!!!"

[Tommy]

Doom wonders why he talks in the third person?

[Paradox]

"Now where did Doom put that can-opener?"

[thetechnocrat]

"No, Doom insists, you can check out before Doom."
"Everybody wang chung tonight."
"Mr. Grimm, I've always found your rocky exterior to be very sexy."
"Doom is sorry."
"Doom likes kittens."
"Doom liked Titanic."

[Tommy]

Doom is not afraid to admit he cried when Bambi's mother was shoot.

[Atom_basher]

"hit me baby one more time"

[twilight]

"Hello Sue,care for a little boomshickalickalickalicka-boom?"

[Trystenn]

So anyways we park over there ok? Half now, half when i bust alright?

[The Fury]

"You stand no chance, X-men." (Seriously when was the last time he faced them)

Or

*While doing washing* "Oh, these stubbern blood stains, they never do come out of my cape."

[Tommy]

"Doom demands the Backstreet Boys get back together!"

[CyberCoyote]

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty!"

[Venomous]

*Doom watching soap operas*
Bah! Stupid American shows! Does Amy not realise that his man is cheating on her with her siamese twin?! This incompetense makes Doom furious! bah...!

[crazybrd1]

Doom likes littel boys
Who wants to play the good superhero and the naughty supervillian..... you the eight year old in the back

[Sean Walsh]

Only one way to resolve this, Richards........tickle fight!

[Karl J. Barnes]

" I'm sorry."

[UncleBob]

Ch-ch-ch-Chia!

[CyberCoyote]

Doom likes littel boys
Who wants to play the good superhero and the naughty supervillian..... you the eight year old in the back

Or the subject could be, "Things recorded at Neverland..."
:p

[OneDown]

"Dr. Doom is so formal, my friends call me Puff-Doomy"

"Doom demands that you stay away from his Chicken Selects!"

"Dr. Doom!?! With Motel 6 offering these low rates, call me Dr. Room."

[Karl J. Barnes]

"Hi there! This Good Mourning Latervia and I'm your host Doctor Victor Von Doom and our mourning guests are Yanni and the man who invented stretchy pants."

[Sean Whitmore]

"Ah, Richards isn't such a bad guy, once you get to know him."

"In my more reflective moments, I sometimes think I should have waited for the mask to cool before I put it on."

"Sigh...bored, bored, bored...Strucker, you up for Dennys? Dennys, guys? Skull, Dennys? No, I don't like Red Lobster. I just don't. Well fine, GO to f**king Red Lobster then!"



SEAN

[Ned Leeds]

"Oooohhhh... bubbles!"

"Serenity now!"

[Captain_Video]

Screw this taking over the world nonsense, Doom is joining the world of high business.




July 2005 :(

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

"Let's go! This the only lunch hour I have! (Galdurned Latverian DMV...)"

[BoosterBronze]

"Richards, enough of these endless conflicts! Let us settle this with a RAP BATTLE!!"

[Spartan]

"Does this armor make my butt look big?"

"Hurt me baby one more time"

"A spectacular moon is out tonight"

"Its clobberin' time"

[Lord S]

"I give up"

"Help"

[HowardD]

"Does this cape match my armor?"

"I need a hug..."

"My therapist says I need a hobby."

"Pickle Power, Pickle Power, PICKLE POWER!!!"

"Seriously, do I smell funny?"

"Doom is the most wack." - wait a minute:
http://forums.undergroundhiphop.com/readpost.asp?Forum=Common&Whichpage=1&QuestionID=1278098

[phicks]

"Oww! Paper cut!"

"Alright! 3 Stooges marathon on channel 29 starting at 3 am!"

"Doom loves BOTH kinds of music. Country...and western."

"Wassup??!!"

[HowardD]

But Mom, I don't feel like taking over the Earth today!

[tricksterpup]

GO ahead... Touch my Monkey.
Feel My Monkey..
Doom Commands it.

[tricksterpup]

I have Poopy pants. Doom Commands it.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Doom does not eat broccoli. Remove the vile weed at once! And go into the kitchen, find the chef and cut off his thumbs!

And bring Doom another Yoo-hoo.

And a straw. One of the curly-Q kind.

[UncleBob]

What is with Skynard?

Play Free Bird!

Don't make Doom come up there!

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

"Order up, Sam! Groundhog and fifty-five on #2, Gentleman will take a chance with Murphy, draw one, and make it a crowd on #5 and Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em on #6"

"I'll be right back with your baby and the twins in two shakes, hon.

Boy, Doom's dogs are tired. Doom could really use a coffin nail about now."

[Sanagi]

Calgon, take me away!

[Roquefort Raider]

"Oh, dear. Oooooooh dearodearodear."

http://www.blisterdirect.com/products/official/images/big/100-5-doom-big.jpg

[Halofreak20]

"Doom demands more chicken"

"How come when I die I never go to hevan?"

"I need a haircut"

"I wish I were Richards"

"Im gonna bake some cookies"

"WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP"

"I have a cold"

"Im going to join the fantastic four!!!"

"My suit is actully powered by Bacon Grease"

"Why does everyone always pick on me?"

"In the morning im making waffles"

"hahaah, that Fat Albert is such a crackup"

"You have not seen the last of Doom!!!.... That is until I meraculisly come back and then I die, and I come back again and then I will be like Im back again... yeah."

[Crimson]

Does my butt look big in this?

[HowardD]

Kneel before Zod!

No, Franklin. I am your father.

Democracy for everyone.

Love is the answer.

Here comes Peter Cottontail!

I'll have a Vente non-fat, iced, mochochino with whipped cream.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Kneel before Zod!

No, Franklin. I am your father.

Democracy for everyone.

Love is the answer.

Here comes Peter Cottontail!

I'll have a Vente non-fat, iced, mochochino with whipped cream.

Fool! Doom always drinks 2%!

[Matt_K]

(singing) "Feelings, nothing more than feelings..."

[Salvester2]

"I bent my Wookie"

[I'm right you're wrong !!!!!!!]

Dooms Mother: Is that MacGyver your wacthing

Doom: Ummm.........nooo (click)

Doom: Now she knows the secret to my technology

[hitokiri_]

"yo reed, you ain't phat. don't do war with me, i'm already slapping sue's butt."

[HowardD]

Fool! Doom always drinks 2%!

Insolent Whelp! Doom is watching his wasteline.

[Reptisaurus!]

*Goes into "Big Joe's House 'O Capes*

"The Ususal, Oh Great Dictator?"

"No...no... Green is *so* 1995. Doom demands something nice in fuscia!"

[sehthan]

"Doom gives himself permission to fail."

[Nightcrawler]

Doom declares: Doom is too sexy for this armor! :eek:

[HowardD]

Why do I even try?

Some days I feel like I have no friends.

Do you ever feel like crying?

Kittens are so playful. I love them.

Hey bartender, I'll have a fuzzy navel.

Latveria Schmatveria.

[Reptisaurus!]

Kittens are so playful. I love them.



Or.

You have thwarted me for the last time, Richards! My Geo-ultra-omni scope is poised to destroy all of New York and silence your terminity forever! Now Kneel Kneel before the power of DOO...


Ooh! Hey, look over there! Puppies! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

[HowardD]

Stop being so pushy.

Thank you very much.

Did you say sausage? I love sausage.

I just can't believe Chris won Survivor.

Have you seen my toenail clippers?

Be good, Santa Clause is watching you.

Take this job and shove it!

No, you take the last piece of Pizza, I insist.

I hope I get Eddie Rabbit's greatest hits for Christmas.

Who's up for same chicken Limbo.

Shut up, just shut up.

I wear this mask because I'm insecure.

It was Istanbul, now its Constantinople. It was ISTANBUL, now its CONSTANTINOPLE. Why did CONSTANTINOPLE get the works?

I was never any good at science.

I have enough problems already.

I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough and Doggone It, People Like Me!

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Insolent Whelp! Doom is watching his wasteline.

Have a care, cur. Doom hates skim. Besides, Doom has been doing his jazzercize.

[johnnyhammer]

"Bah, that Mexican food goes right through Doom!"

"Curse you, Richards! Our battle has destroyed my Care Bear collection!"

"Hmmm....it appears that if one bulb goes out, all the others cease to function. Doom hates adorning Castle Doom with Christmas lights."

"Yo yo homies, Doom is in teh hizzouse!"

"Whassup?!?"

"On the contrary, Richards, Doom finds the work of Judy Blume to be a literary masterpiece!"

"No, bitch! What are you doing? Get outta the water! Doom questions your sanity! Are you mad?" -Doom, whilst watching Jaws

[sehthan]

It was Istanbul, now its Constantinople. It was ISTANBUL, now its CONSTANTINOPLE. Why did CONSTANTINOPLE get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks! So speaks Doom!

[Tommy]

"Doom will take two packages of thin mints and one package of lemon pasty creams."

[Karl J. Barnes]

*SNAP!SNAP!* You Go Girl...............

[Tommy]

"You get a car! You get a car! Everybody gets a car!"

[hitokiri_]

"im a huge backstreet fan, i also love justin when he was in nsync. i hate rap musics, its filled with anger."

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

"That Barney Rubble! What an actor!"

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Ah, excuse me, Doom seems to have left his ATM card in his other metal suit. Would you mind lending Doom a dollar for the bus?

[UncleBob]

Doom wishes a refund. Doom found a hair in Doom's food. Doom doesn't see hair nets on the workers. YOU WILL GIVE DOOM A FREE MEAL OR FEEL DOOM'S WRATH!

[G. Wayne]

"oh snap."

"doooooom's sooo rone-ry. so rone-ry...."

[Tommy]

Doom Demands Sugar Cookies!!!!!!! You Will All Perish If You Do Not Provide!!!!!

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Doom Demands Sugar Cookies!!!!!!! You Will All Perish If You Do Not Provide!!!!!

Bah! Doom prefers chocolate chip.

[Vebran]

"Doom hash spulled hish drink"

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

"Doom hash spulled hish drink"

Unhand me, cur, for I am Doom. I care not that you are the bounsher. No, I will not keep my voish down. I will shpeak as loud as I like. Oopsie, Doom hash trodden on hish cape. Oh,... Doom doeshn't feel so good, I ....BLAAAWRGGGH!

Everyone look away. Doom commands it. Doom must remove his mask to wipe off the puke.

[HumanTorch09]

Doom would never say

"Where's my panties?!"

...Or would he?

[kingpin51]

does this make my butt lo0k big

she loves me. she loves me not

can't touch this do do do do

oh! that kramer!

so baby...want to come back to my castle

oh no she didn't

u go girl!

mexican food again

that spider-man cracks me up

are u shore thats a man?

crap! i forgot to carry the 2

DOOM is woman hear me roar

i swair to god...the hooker gave the money back

hold on. i pulled my groin. ouch!

yada, yada, yada

DOOM triumphs again! go fish

i'm not gay or anythind but that scott summers is a pretty man

DOOM demands to know who let the dogs out!

who do u think would win in a fight, superman or the hulk

i prefer RC cola

statistically one of my plans has to pan out. I mean if the Red Sox could do it...

[bd2999]

"Screw you guys I'm going home"

"Reed can we be friends again?"

"I think I am going to stop being a supervillan and open a chain of suit retailers. It shall be known as 'Doom's Big and Tall"

"Doom is such a fool"

"Doom desires a shrubery"

"Doom has ordered that all citizens shall recieve tax breaks and home computers."

[thetechnocrat]

Doom will take the pink thong
Doom likes pretty, pretty baloons
Where's the beef?
You can squeeze my Sharmin anytime toots
Backyard trots

[Tommy]

Doom is Super Jazzed!

Dude man I have got a wicked case of the squirts.

Make it so #1!

[sehthan]

"Doom. Doom. Doooooom. If you say it enough times it doesn't really sound like a word anymore. Doom Doom Doom. Doom Doom Doom. Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom...."

[hitokiri_]

haaaak... hairball.

[johnnyhammer]

"Doom. Doom. Doooooom. If you say it enough times it doesn't really sound like a word anymore. Doom Doom Doom. Doom Doom Doom. Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom...."

Haha, that was a good one! :D

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

I'll have a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger, fries and a coke. And super-size it.

What do you mean the toy only comes with a Happy Meal? I demand a toy, for I am Doom! Prepare to face Doom's wrath, fry cook!"

[hulahulk]

"Hey, Thanos! Can I hang witya, homey?"

[UncleBob]

That doombot has a nice ass...

[riotgear]

"I'm 'bout to choke a bitch!"

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Let's see, Doom has "New Avengers," "Amazing Spider-man," "Astonishing X-men" and "Daredevil" on his pull list . . . what is Doom forgetting? Oh, yes, of course, Doom needs "Fantastic Four." Throw some bags and boards in there as well. And a Snickers.

What? It's how much?!?

Curse you, Richards!

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Dear Santa,

For Christmas, Doom would really like a new Protonic Inverter, a Molecular Dissonance Reversion Gun with attachable infrared sight, a new Cosmic Power Absorption Harness and a Force Field Scrambler Circuit with the Negative Zone Powered Adaptor Couplet. Doom has been a good boy this year and has only attempted world domination twice, even though the world would be much better off under the just and fair rule of Doom.

I am sure Santa will provide the listed items, because Santa doesn't want to incur the wrath of Doom, now does he? And thanks to Latverian mines, Doom has quite enough coal, Santa, so Santa had better not be a wise guy and leave Doom his customary present rather than the requested items. Beware Doom's ire, Santa!

Merry Christmas,

Victor

[Huh?]

I'm sorry.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

I'm sorry.


Bah! Being Doom means never having to say you're sorry.

[riotgear]

I'm sorry, I posted the wrong statement earlier. It's Doctor Doom, so it would be:

"Doom's 'bout to choke a bitch!"

[Jack]

"Doom is not afraid of the squirrels. Doom is not afraid of the squirrels. Doom is not afraid of the squirrels."

"My name is DOOM and I'm an alcoholic"

[SlightlyMad]

Sings:
"I Could while away the hours,
Consulting with the flowers
If I only had a brain..."
along with Tin Man while watching The Wizard of Oz.

"No Luke, I am your father"

"Oh Man, What was I smoking?"

[Tommy]

My name is Victor VonDoom and I aproved this message.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Dance Sucka!! Doom wants you to Dance Sucka !! Shake that ass and dance Suckaa!!! Doom orders to shake your money maker and Dance Sucka!!!

[Nate C.]

"...so then you see, the Prime Directive really was a humanitarian ideal that echoed back to Platonism vis a vie the the Nietzchien ideal of the uberman. That is why Pickard is a better captain than Kirk."

[Nate C.]

(After listening intently and keeping silent to his girlfriend, after thirty minutes)

Hmhum, so what you are saying is, Doom is insensitive to Fembot's emotional needs, and Doom needs to consider Fembot's self worth. Did Doom reflect properly? Doom hopes Doom didn't put words in Princess' mouth.

[Sanagi]

"I'm crushing your head!"

[johnnyhammer]

"Doom is not a crook!"
_________________________

"My apologies, Richards! It appears our battle has stained your uniform. Would you care for a moist towelette?"
_________________________

Doom,, singing in the shower: "Who is the Doom, who stands up for his fellow Doom?"
Ladies singing: "DOOM!"
Doom: "Damn right...."
__________________________

"That's it! That's the theme to "FunkyTown"!
You guys wanna get high?"
__________________________

"Aha! The intellect of Doom will triumph! At last, I have turned Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy against one another! Doom will now wait, and observe...."
__________________________

"Can you hear me now?"
__________________________

"Doom likes big butts, and Doom cannot lie, you other Dooms can't deny..."
__________________________

"Take Doom out, to the ballgame, take Doom out to the crowd....." (picture Vic with a soda and popcorn, in unison with the crowd, funny stuff, especially if you picture him with a clappy-hat, haha)
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*Sub atomic energy accelerator? $10 million dollars.
*Neo-sub-atomic particle generator? $50 million dollars.
*Sub-space fusion anti-matter converter? $100 million dollars.

Giving Richards a pie-face in front of his girlfriend? Priceless.

There are some things Doom can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
___________________________

'k, last wasn't a quote, but I thought it was fun. Tired joke? Yeah, but still fun.

[discostu]

"Can't sleep, clowns will eat DOOM. Can't sleep, clowns will eat DOOM..."

[SlightlyMad]

Hey, I didn't vote for him.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Wow, this thread has legs! Here are my favorites so far (tough to narrow it down, though):

Doom should never bet on the Vikings to cover after Week 8...
"Cursed Vikings! Doom had money on that game!"

2 from johnnyhammer:
"Bah, that Mexican food goes right through Doom!"

"Hmmm....it appears that if one bulb goes out, all the others cease to function. Doom hates adorning Castle Doom with Christmas lights."

Similarly, tough to pick HowardD's best...
It was Istanbul, now its Constantinople. It was ISTANBUL, now its CONSTANTINOPLE. Why did CONSTANTINOPLE get the works?

I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough and Doggone It, People Like Me!

We've all been there....
(After listening intently and keeping silent to his girlfriend, after thirty minutes) Hmhum, so what you are saying is, Doom is insensitive to Fembot's emotional needs, and Doom needs to consider Fembot's self worth. Did Doom reflect properly? Doom hopes Doom didn't put words in Princess' mouth.

[newscott]

"Doom would like to thank the Academy, the fans, and most of all, God, who without, none of this would be possible."
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"If Doom goes out in the woods today, Doom will lookout for a big surprise..."

[Karl J. Barnes]

"Do you have change for a twenty? Doom needs quarters to finish his laundry."

[Karl J. Barnes]

*BOKBOK* "Is this thing on?" "Testing one..two..three.. Hi! I'm Victor and I liked to start off things with a joke. There's a priest, a rabbi and a stretchy scientist walk into a bar.."

[UncleBob]

Doom Demands Rustoleum!

[Huh?]

"Would you like fries with your burger sir?"

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

>squawk< Hi, this is Doom, can I take your order please?

>squawk< So, that's a Fantastic Bacon Burger, a Fantasti-Fish and 2 Fantastic-sized Cokes, right? Would you like any Fantasti-Fries with that? How about an Apple Thing? No? OK, please pull around to the first window for your total. Doom commands it.

[Huh?]

>squawk< Hi, this is Doom, can I take your order please?

>squawk< So, that's a Fantastic Bacon Burger, a Fantasti-Fish and 2 Fantastic-sized Cokes, right? Would you like any Fantasti-Fries with that? How about an Apple Thing? No? OK, please pull around to the first window for your total. Doom commands it.Did you read my post before you submitted this one? If not, that is extremely weird. :D

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Did you read my post before you submitted this one? If not, that is extremely weird. :D

Doom is outraged that you would accuse Doom of plagarism! Prepare to face the wrath of Doom!!!

In other words, no. That IS weird. ;)

[sehthan]

"Doom just went out there and gave it 110%."

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

"Doom just went out there and gave it 110%."

Reed Richards: Say, you might want to check your figures there. It looks like you're off by a few decimals...

[sehthan]

Reed Richards: Say, you might want to check your figures there. It looks like you're off by a few decimals...
"Curse you, Richards! Do you not understand hyperbole! Doom exaggerates to emphasize Doom's point!"

[sehthan]

"Why can't puny humans leave Doom alone! DOOM SMASH!"

[hitokiri_]

spider!!! yahhhh someone get it off me!!!

[hitokiri_]

*on phone talking with northstar* dahling, that hunk richards is such a hottie... im still wondering, if he can stretch his arms, can he stretch what's inside his pants? *snicker* oh look at the time, i'll chat with you tomorrow. tah tah.

[tangentman]

Doom to Luke Cage: "Whatup muh nigga."

You thought Doom had his ass inexplicably kicked back in the 70s? Oh-HO!

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

"Curse you, Richards! Do you not understand hyperbole! Doom exaggerates to emphasize Doom's point!"

Reed Richards: Last time you didn't listen to me, you blowed up your face real good. Simp.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Doom: So...what's YOUR sign.........Hot Mama!

[sehthan]

"Doom taps one green to summon Llanowar Elves."

[sehthan]

"Wait, wait... Doom's controller is broken...dammit, Doom can't do an uppercut!"

[sehthan]

"...the princess is in another castle!!! Curses! Doom does not suffer such deception lightly!"

[Tommy]

"Doom just wants to be held."

[johnnyhammer]

"Doom taps one green to summon Llanowar Elves."

You are a Magic dork, I knew it!

Play online? God knows I could use a friend....

[sehthan]

You are a Magic dork, I knew it!

Play online? God knows I could use a friend....
I've played a little Magic. I haven't really been into it for years, though. I've never played the online version; sounds fun, but I've been away from the game so long I'd probably be lost. I know there's some Magic players that post on the Games forum here - maybe one of them plays online.

[Tommy]

"Doom does not kill people. People force Doom to silence them."

[Karl J. Barnes]

*Breaks some eggs into a hot pan* "This your brain on Doom."

[discostu]

"Yes, there will be ponies."- oh wait, he did say that, in the mini series doom returns(Second Dixon/Manco mini series). And to be fair, he said it to an evil computer version of franklin richards

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Curse you, you rock-skinned abomination, you have trodden on Doom's hot wheels!

[Hulk Strongest One]

"Why yes. Yes, I would like to learn about The Force, 'Master' Sidiuos."

Oh wait. That's Things You'd Never Want To Hear Doom Say.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Doom: " The Doom whipes his ass with what you think! You come on down to Latervia at the corner of know your role Boulevard and the Smackdown Hotel."


Doom: " Doom wants ya to turn that some bitch sideways and stick It straight up your candy ass!"


Doom: " Doom 3:16 means I just whupped your ass! Thats the bottom line cause Doom says so!"


Doom: " Welcome everyone to...Doom Is RAW!"

[johnnyhammer]

"Quickly, Grimm! Alicia is only away for a short time! Show Doom what you mean by 'prison sex'!"

"Doom Doom bo boom, banana-fanna fo foom, me my mo moom....DOOM!"

"Doom don't wanna grow up, Doom's a Toys R Us kid...."

"Hmmmm....up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start....at last! Doom has unraveled the mystery that is Contra! Beware, Richards, hahaha!"

"So don't tell Doom's heart, Doom's achy breaky heart, you might not make Doom understand...."

"Richards! Get over here, you gotta toke this! You got papers?"

"Screw you, Dungeon Master! Doom DOES NOT FALL to a lowly orc! Doom is a level seven fighter with a long sword +2 and chain mail +1!"

"Parker, you fool! Can't you see that Mary Jane loves you? Take her, you idiot!" *shakes fist* -Dooms first screening of Spider-Man, the movie

[johnnyhammer]

I guess I'd better post this before the movie steals my thunder...and my screenplay, hahaha;)
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DOOM: there's no place like home...there's no place like home...

RICHARDS: Doom...DOOM! It's me...Richards! Wake up, Doomsy!

DOOM: Oh, Richards! It's you!

RICHARDS: Yes, Victor!

STAN LEE: Hello, there! Anybody home? I... I just dropped by because I heard the little guy got caught in the big ... Well....he seems all right now.

RICHARDS: Yeah. He got quite a bump on the head...we kinda thought there for a minute he was going to leave us.

DOOM: But Doom did leave you, Richards! That's just the trouble. And Doom tried to get back for days and days.

AUNTIE SUE: There, there, lie quiet now. You just had a bad dream.

DOOM: NO! *shakes gauntleted fist*

GRIMM: Sure, remember me? Yer old pal, the Thing?

JOHNNY: And me? The Human Torch?

DOOMBOT #45739: Doom couldn't forget Doom's face, could Doom?

DOOM: No. But it wasn't a dream... it was a place. And you ... and you ... and you ... and you were there.

AUNTIE SUE: Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we...

DOOM: No, Auntie Sue. This was a real, truly live place. And Doom remembers that some of it wasn't very nice...but most of it was beautiful. But just the same, all Doom kept saying to everybody was, Doom wants to go home. And they sent Doom home. Doesn't anyone believe Doom?

RICHARDS: Of course we believe you, Victor.

DOOM: Oh, but anyway, Doom is home! Home! And this Doom's room...and you're all here! And Doom is not going to leave here ever, ever again, because Doom loves you all! And...Oh, Auntie Sue...there's no place like home!

[Evan Lanctot]

".....Pass the bong....."

[GreenHornet]

( Ring Ring at the Jetsons' Spaceage apartment)

Hello Mr Jetson I am the Dr Victor Von Doom...............may I please speak to Rosie?

[Doom Hammer]

"Ive been looking into this Democracy thing..."

[Halofreak20]

Kamahaha!

Oh, that Jerry Seinfeld is a crackup

Doom wants his own sitcom

Doom wishes he was a big orange rock dude

Doom wishes to be a scottish man

Kang you are now my sidekick

[Artemis1]

"Get funky."
"So, Reed, what are you doing Saturday night?"
"I love you, Spiderman."
"Johnny, give me a flaming lap dance."
"I LIKE PONIES!"
"Where are my bunny slippers?"
"It is time I do a new job: being a swimsuit model."
"Hail Richard!"
"Hugs all around!"
"Doom loves puppies."
"Thing, are you rock hard in bed?"

[mgs]

"Doom should've listened to his mother and become a veterinarian"

"Ironically, Doom only controls Latveria because Doom thought it's excellent location would drive up it's real estate value"

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

C'mon, hurry up and go already. Rats-a-fratsin Doom Dog. It's cold out here!

By the Power of Doom, what, did you have a turkey dinner last night? Doom will have to lift with his legs.

Oh, no. Doom has forgotten the Doom Pooper Scooper.

(Whistling) Come on, Doom Dog. Oh, well. Doom is sure no one will notice. And, if they have the termerity to question Doom, Doom will deny everything. Or incinerate them. Whatever.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Doom singing in a falsetto: I'm so pretty and witty and gay...

[Huh?]

"Diet Coke, with a twist of lemon, please. Anything for you Reed?"

[Tommy]

Doom wishes to tell his mother that he is a homosexual.

[Doom Hammer]

"Why dont you fear me? You think Im weak? Fine, then. To heck with you. TO HECK WITH YOU ALL!"

[mgs]

"Getting through Kennedy Airport in this metal mask is gonna be a bitch! Doom should really think about plastic surgery."

"Watch as Doom now uses his technological time traveling machine to bring back to life the enigmatic, yet thoroughly enjoyable tv show, Charles in Charge!"

[Smarty Jones]

You will never hear Doctor Doom say, "'Identity Crisis' was slap-your-mama good!"

Now, you may hear him say, "Parker, you want to know who else besides Osborn tapped that sweet Gwen Stacy booty?"

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Well, let's see: I got the faux leather gloves for Mandarin, the skin creme for Red Skull, the stocking cap for Zemo, the flower bouquet for Hate-Monger...hmmm...what's left? Think, Doom, think! Only four more days til Christmas!

[Calamas]

“Say hello to my little friend.”

“All you need is love . . . love, love is all you need”

“Never tell Doom the odds.”

“Danger, Will Robinson, danger.”

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Doombots! Get a lock on the target! Prepare to fire anti-aircraft missiles on my command...

... No fat elf in a cheap red suit is going to invade Latverian airspace while Doom lives. Presents! Bah! As if giving unearned presents to children was something to be praised! Presents teach children only weakness. If they want to write letter, let them write them to DOOM!!! Fire!!!

[Huh?]

Doombots! Get a lock on the target! Prepare to fire anti-aircraft missiles on my command...

... No fat elf in a cheap red suit is going to invade Latverian airspace while Doom lives. Presents! Bah! As if giving unearned presents to children was something to be praised! Presents teach children only weakness. If they want to write letter, let them write them to DOOM!!! Fire!!!That actually sounds like something he would say.

[Karl J. Barnes]

"Doom's evil plan for this Christmas is to send out Doom's Special FruitCakes to EVERYONE!!!"

[Rom]

(While looking in the mirror). "I'm good enough, smart enough and gosh darn it, people like me!"

[johnnyhammer]

"The birth control pill works primarily by blocking ovulation (release of an egg). If there is no egg to meet the sperm, pregnancy cannot occur. The pill also works by making cervical mucous thick and unreceptive to sperm, slowing tubal function which has to move the egg down the tube to meet the sperm, and by making the lining of the endometrium unreceptive to implantation of a fertilized egg should one get as far as the uterus. In general, women do not ovulate until at least 10 days after stopping birth control pills.

For women who follow these directions carefully, the pill is the most effective reversible contraceptive currently available......wait a minute......wtf?!?......this isn't the......Damn you, Annihilus! This is not the instruction manual for the Cosmic Control Rod! Doom has been HAD!"

*shakes fist*

[SlightlyMad]

Now, you may hear him say, "Parker, you want to know who else besides Osborn tapped that sweet Gwen Stacy booty?"

That is pure evil & pure comedy rolled into one! :D

"Oh my God, What have I been doing, referring to myself in the third person all these years. Doom is such an idiot, Doom can't help himself.. agh, there I go again!"

[Phoney Bone]

BAH! Uno.

Curse you, Richards! You sank my battleship!

BAH! Yatzee.

Curse you, Richards! Roll a 12 and make your save already! Doom wishes to play this night!

Before Doom's beloved mother was confined to the pits of eternal damantion, she always said, "Life is like a box of chocolates..."

BAH! Doom unclogs his nose at you. Doom farts in your general direction. Doom waves his private parts at your undies. Doom calls your request a silly thing. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now, begone or Doom shall taunt you further.

[GreenHornet]

" I got to have more cowbell"

[DarkSoldier]

" I got to have more cowbell"
He would definitely never say that; he would say "DOOM needs more cowbell!"

[Phoney Bone]

Curse you, Richards! Leggo Doom's Eggo!

[Karl J. Barnes]

Silly Rabbit, Trix is for kids!

[Dragonclaw]

Doom will prevail once Doom masters the chicken dance!

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Doom would just like to thank God for all of his gifts and thanks his momma, without whom I wouldn't be here today. Doom just wants to contribute to the team and, God willing, we'll get us some wins.

[crazybrd1]

why is my ass sore

who impregnated me

[Reptisaurus!]

You may have defeated me, but now you must face the wrath of...

Mini Doom!

[mgs]

"Doom is not all about doom and gloom. Doom has his bad days AND his good days, this year just happens to suck."

"You know, Doom has really had a wonderful life." *reflective* "Visiting far away galaxies and planets, travelling through time, inventing things of wonder, saving and killing people...Doom is tired, Doom will stop now and enjoy his twilight years working in Disneyland dressed up as Goofy."

[Venomous]

Curse you, Richards! Roll a 12 and make your save already! Doom wishes to play this night!

hahahah!! The funniest I've seen in this thread sofar

[Venomous]

"Infidel! How dare you call Doom "a camping n00b"!? Doom shall have your head [Random]Cs-GeEk!"

or:

"Bah! It is not I who speak like Mojo Jojo! The simian fool is clearly imitating the mighty Doom with his pompeus speech!!

[Huh?]

Why do birds, suddenly appear, everytime, you are near? just like doom, they long to be, close to you...

[GreenHornet]

He would definitely never say that; he would say "DOOM needs more cowbell!"
Hehehehehehehehehe......your right


How about

"Will someone shut the pesents up! Sex in the City is on!"

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Doombot, go find the cheats to Halo2. Doom is getting massacred here!

[Venomous]

Doombot, go find the cheats to Halo2. Doom is getting massacred here!


LOL! nr 2 :D

[Tommy]

Doom decreas that his kingdom shall henceforth be clothing optional!

[Nightcrawler]

I am awesome.

(He's not refering to himself in the third person.)

[Doom Hammer]

I've been looking into "The Swan". No, Im not vain, but lets face it. Doom is hideous, and could use some self esteem. Maybe I could get the mystical "Five" who are "Fab" to make me beautiful...

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

I refuse to let this thread die...

Damn you, Santa! Doom wanted the red Power Ranger!

[tricksterpup]

What do you Mean DOOM IS NOT WORTHY of wearing the Green Lantern RING??!!!

[sehthan]

"Doom's the Master Rapper
And Doom's here to say
Doom loves Fruity Pebbles
In a major way!"


"The Bedrock yellow
Orange, purple, lime and red
But to get the fruity taste
Doom has to crush Fred!"

[sehthan]

"Doom can't stop thinking about ninjas!"

[sehthan]

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should Doom walk by again?"

[Tommy]

Doom lusts for power but loves only marshmellows.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Quickly, Doombot, prepare Doom a Hotpocket!

[Phoney Bone]

BAH! Doom much prefers the original Darrin. Heh..."Dirwood"...

CURSE YOU RICHARDS!! You got chocolate in Doom's peanut butter!

Don't squeeze the Charmin you hideous, orange lummox!

[Tommy]

Doom just bought every episode of The Simple Life off Ebay.

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Uh, hi, my name is Doom and Doom... well, sorry, Doom is nervous. This is Doom's first time using a video dating service. Anyway, Doom is single and lives in a castle in his own kingdom. Doom enjoys reading, long walks on the beach and seeking world domination. Doom is looking for a nice woman to get to know as friends first for a possible long-term relationship. No smokers or women who can turn invisible.

[tricksterpup]

Uh, hi, my name is Doom and Doom... well, sorry, Doom is nervous. This is Doom's first time using a video dating service. Anyway, Doom is single and lives in a castle in his own kingdom. Doom enjoys reading, long walks on the beach and seeking world domination. Doom is looking for a nice woman to get to know as friends first for a possible long-term relationship. No smokers or women who can turn invisible.
LOL good one.. :)


DOOM would like to know, are you going to eat that?

[Tommy]

Doom enjoys quality children's programing. This is why Doom forbids Bayblades to be shown in Latveria.

[HomerJay]

"My what a lovely lace doily!"

[jade_nova]

"I shall now be known as 'The dicator formerly known as Doctor Doom'."

"Luke, I am your father."

"I shall be switching my metal mask for a Richard Nixon mask."

"Let's redecorate the dungeon."

Singing, "I am Iron Man."

"Oil can."

"If I only had a heart."

[Dennis K]

"I could spend all day at the Pottery Barn."

[Smarty Jones]

To the Invisible Woman: "Now, girlfriend, this conditioner with jojoba oil will make your hair silky and shiny!"

"Kristoff, you KNOW I'm not your baby-daddy!"

[mgs]

OMG! this thread is like my daily dose of goodness and laughter! :D
thanks everyone!

no, doom would not say that, that was me. ;)

[psmoore]

How about:

Doom for the straight guy?

[Phoney Bone]

BAH! This "Coaltraine" imbecile shall never apprehend the Duke Boys.

CURSE YOU RICHRDS!! How many times must Doom tell you to REWIND the tapes before bringing them back!?

Don't use masking tape on the comic bags, you hideous orange lummox!

[Satans Rubber Duck]

"Doom is gonna sing the Doom song now! Doom Doom Doom Doom Di-Doom Doom Doom dOOm Doom Doom......"
<six months later>
"...Doom Doom Dooooom..."

"'Cause Doom's had the time of Doom's life, and Doom owes it all to you..."

Doom: "Doom's parents didn't get Doom what Doom wanted for Christmas."
Therapist: "What did you want?"
Doom: "Hungry Hungry Hippos."
Therapist: "And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry hippos?"
Doom: "Anger. Doom condemned them to hell."

"Doom likes this song!" *does the Macarena"

[tricksterpup]

DOOM is so happy, He is now an ACtion figure..
Now I can have him fight my fantastic four figures and win.
http://www.popcultureshock.com/viewer.php?id=3756&p=4

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Doom: "Doom's parents didn't get Doom what Doom wanted for Christmas."
Therapist: "What did you want?"
Doom: "Hungry Hungry Hippos."
Therapist: "And how did you feel, being denied these hungry, hungry hippos?"
Doom: "Anger. Doom condemned them to hell."



Dude. My daughter got the freaking Hungry, Hungry Hippos from Christmas. After umpteen games of Hungry Hungry Hippos, I am here to tell you: it's not quite as fun as advertised.

[tricksterpup]

Dude. My daughter got the freaking Hungry, Hungry Hippos from Christmas. After umpteen games of Hungry Hungry Hippos, I am here to tell you: it's not quite as fun as advertised.
Did you dress up as Doom and play it?? It might be more entertaining that way. :D

[Dr. Hfuhruhurr]

Did you dress up as Doom and play it?? It might be more entertaining that way. :D

Well, later on, when the kids went to bed, I was Doc Doom and my wife was Sue Storm... but perhaps I've said too much... :eek:

[Tommy]

Doom's Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[Nate C.]

Doom's Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Damn you, Emma Frost. I have a 7 week old daughter to keep, and ALL LAST NIGHT, all I could think about while trying to get much needed sleep was "Doom's milkshake is betta than yaurs..."

You've left me no choice:

"Ow E OW E O, Jungle love....Girl, Doom just wants to know ya, know ya, Jungle love....Ow E Ow E O, Girl, Doom just wants ta show ya, show ya..."

[Phoney Bone]

Doom thinks he loves you.
So what is Doom so afraid of?
He's afarid that he's not sure of
A love there is no cure for.
Doom thinks he loves you.
Isn't that what life is made of?
Though it worries him to say,
"Doom's never felt this way!"

[Catalyst]

Doom thinks he loves you.
So what is Doom so afraid of?
He's afarid that he's not sure of
A love there is no cure for.
Doom thinks he loves you.
Isn't that what life is made of?
Though it worries him to say,
"Doom's never felt this way!"

lol. *pictures Doom riding in the back of the Partridge Family bus* :D

[GreenHornet]

BLAH! How can Doom NOT get picked for the part of the Tinman in Doom's collages' vision of the Wizard of Oz?!?

[1HELLBOY]

I can't beleive nobody thought of this

Doom just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico

[Phoney Bone]

I can't beleive nobody thought of this

Doom just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico
D'oh!

Here's another obvious one that I don't think has been done yet:

"Can you hear Doom now? Can you hear Doom now? Can you hear Doom now?................"

[Tommy]

Yeah,tootsie roll
Let Doom see that tootsie roll
Get up and roll just make that tootsie roll

[UncleBob]

If you're happy and you know clap your iron gauntlets!

[Nate C.]

Annnnndddddd DDooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmm mmm wwwiiiiilllllllllllllll alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyssssssss loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv veeeeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,

aaaannnnnnndddddddd DDooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmm wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllll aalwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyssssssssssss ssssss loooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvveeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

(Think "The Bodyguard")

[sehthan]

Deb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001499/): What are you drawing?
Doom (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1417647/): A liger.
Deb (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001499/): What's a liger?
Doom (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1417647/): It's pretty much Doom's favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

[Tommy]

Doom finds the songs on Kidz Bop refreshing and enjoyable.

[tricksterpup]

DOOM wants to redecorate the entire Castle in Unicorns.

[UncleBob]

Doom has received a new puppy...

WHOSE DOOM'S WITTEWEST GUY?! WHOSE DOOMS WITTEWIST GUY?! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU ARE! YOU'RE DOOMS WITTEWIST GUY AWEN'T YOU?!

DOOM COMMANDS IT!

[Nate C.]

Da Doom she Doom, da la da da da da da da da da da da da daDoom she Doom, la da da da da da da da da da da da da da daDoom!

[sehthan]

Da Doom she Doom, da la da da da da da da da da da da da daDoom she Doom, la da da da da da da da da da da da da da daDoom!

Oh, life could be a dream
If Doom could take you up to paradise up above
If you would tell Doom Doom's the only one that you love
Life could be a dream, sweetheart

Hello, hello again
Sh-Doom, and hope you're with Doom again...

[Nate C.]

Oh, life could be a dream
If Doom could take you up to paradise up above
If you would tell Doom Doom's the only one that you love
Life could be a dream, sweetheart

Hello, hello again
Sh-Doom, and hope you're with Doom again...

Doom, a dictator, a bad ol dictator
Ray, a gun for killing Reeeeeed
Me, a name I dont use for self
Far, a head of all humanityyyyyy
So, I look down on all of youuuuuu
Law, ignore them every dayyyyy
Tea, I drink after the pillageeee
that will bring Doom back to Dooooooooooommmmmm!!!!!!!

[Phoney Bone]

BAH! This "Rock" person is an imbecile. He cannot create fear in his enemies hearts by continually refering to himself in the third person. If DOOM were in this "WWE", Doom would tell this "McMahon" fool that under no circumstances would DOOM ever talk li..............

aw crap.

[hitokiri_]

*doom is about to be defeated once more by the ff*

doom: aw crap... not again.

[CyberCoyote]

"Silence! None shall speak until Doom's Michael Bolton CD has concluded!"

[tricksterpup]

*doom is about to be defeated once more by the ff*

doom: aw crap... not again.

Followed by..
Not the Face!!! Not the Face!!!

[Nate C.]

Doom likes daisies. There, Doom said it. The little yellow flowers with the black centers. They remind Doom of nuclear power symbol. What? Why did you think Doom liked Daisies?

[tricksterpup]

Doom Likes this first Issue of Shanna the She Devil. She has a bigger Rack than Susan Storm.

[UncleBob]

Yea Yea Yea! Docta Dizoom Is In The Hizouse!

[tricksterpup]

Hooven Feet?? Organic ARMOR?? Doom would like to know who writes this Crap??

[Phoney Bone]

Mother, what does Doom need to do on those days when he feels ... "not so fresh"?

[Gaz]

Doom has received a new puppy...

WHOSE DOOM'S WITTEWEST GUY?! WHOSE DOOMS WITTEWIST GUY?! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU ARE! YOU'RE DOOMS WITTEWIST GUY AWEN'T YOU?!

DOOM COMMANDS IT!

This reminds of the Darth Vader parody in Fairly Odd Parents. "NOW I HAVE...




Flipsy!" *toy dog does somersault*

[Nate C.]

Doom do da Doom, da diggie diggie Doom Doom, Doom do da Doom, da diggie diggie ding dang, Bluuuuueeeee Moooooooooonn, Dooooooom saw you standing alone..............

[SlightlyMad]

Followed by..
Not the Face!!! Not the Face!!!
:D Comedy Gold!

And now for a couple of endorsements:

"Doom has no grey hairs, Doom uses: Just for Men"

"Pantene Pro-V, because Doom's worth it"

[Rich L]

"Truly, this armor rides up Doom's butt!"

[Nate C.]

Doom just wanted to bump the thread.

[Sentry]

'' hey, maybe i dont look so bad under this mask after all ''

and ...

'' iron-mans mask is soooo much better than mine, prehaps its time for a redesign ''

[Satans Rubber Duck]

Come on guys, Doom does not want to be played by a Charmed reject in the story of his life.

[Reptisaurus!]

"God...^&*(! Do you know how hard it is to scratch yerself in this get-up?"

[sehthan]

"Wait, the killer was Jean? Doom was sure it was Ambush Bug!"

[Tommy]

Hooven Feet?? Organic ARMOR?? Doom would like to know who writes this Crap??

Funny because that is what I said when I read it.

Followed by:

"Damn this guy is a chump. Thankfully his name is Victor VanDamme. Doom would never want him to be confused with the one and only Doom."

Ending with:

“Bagh! Doom can not let this mockery stand anyways.”

*Ports off the Ultimate Universe*

[Phoney Bone]

> KLANG <

Doom could have had a V-8 !!

[Gaz]

Funny because that is what I said when I read it.

Followed by:

"Damn this guy is a chump. Thankfully his name is Victor VanDamme. Doom would never want him to be confused with the one and only Doom."

Ending with:

“Bagh! Doom can not let this mockery stand anyways.”

*Ports off the Ultimate Universe*

*Sees Ult. Sue* "Damn! Doom would like a piece o' dat ass!" *snaps Ult Doom's neck and kidnaps Sue to Doom's Nest O' Love with Barry White on inn the b-ground*

[Captain Smith]

Who's got a Swiss Army knife? I need to take a dump!

[Jessica Drew]

(Speaking to a Doombot while looking at Richards departing Latveria in the Fantasticar)...He blinded Doom with science!

[Jessica Drew]

(strolling around castle, singing)
To know, know know Doom...is
To love, love, love Doom


and


When first seeing the Doombot, Johnny exclaims, "Doom! I thought you were dead! How did you do it?"

Doom, standing over a table of rice in the Dooming Room: "Ahhhhh. Ancient Latverian secret!"

(that last one's a reference only some of you older kiddies may catch)

[Jessica Drew]

One more...and I'm hoping no one's used this one yet...

Doom, sitting around castle, reading a current D.C. comic....

"Doom Patrol? Doom Patrol? I see Doom nowhere! Doom will patrol over to Byrne's office and get Latverian on his heinie!"

[nanteen]

:: Doom walks into a Drug Store::

::Walks up to druggist::

"excuse me where do you keep the femine ich product?"

[James Groves]

Eeee by eck lad, it aint like the old days.

[nanteen]

"Well Ophra you see when I was young I had no father and my mother was killed. I had no choice I had to master the dark arts and superscience, when all I really wanted was a hug" :sniffle:

:Oprha starts to cry and comes and gives Doom a hug:

[Karl J. Barnes]

OHhhhhhh! Look! My package from Fredrick's of Hollywood has come!!

[Tommy]

"Umm hello. My name is victor and I am a rageaholic."

[sehthan]

"You know what happens when you assume, don't you? You make an ass out of you and Doom..."

[Gaz]

"Umm hello. My name is victor and I am a rageaholic."
Doom cannot live without rageohol! *weeps*

[Halofreak20]

Astounding Doom Cannot belive this is not butter

[nanteen]

HHmmm yes Doom will pick Pink as the new color for the Castle.

[Tommy]

Doom hates it when the orange stuff from Cheetos gets on his armor!

[Reptisaurus!]

I was suspicious at first, but these little Tree air-fresheners *do* give the Dungeons under Castle Doom a delightful spring-fresh scent.

[Tommy]

Here is something Dr. Doom would never wear...

[tricksterpup]

(strolling around castle, singing)
To know, know know Doom...is
To love, love, love Doom


and


When first seeing the Doombot, Johnny exclaims, "Doom! I thought you were dead! How did you do it?"

Doom, standing over a table of rice in the Dooming Room: "Ahhhhh. Ancient Latverian secret!"

(that last one's a reference only some of you older kiddies may catch)
WOw.. and I thought it was Uncle Ben who had the real secret recipe?!?!

[mgs]

Here is something Dr. Doom would never wear...
'damn, it feels good to be a gangsta!' ;)

[thik_3rd]

"ease off selecta"

[jj9126]

"Doom is calling to confirm his facial appointment..."

"Doom WILL INFLUENCE the voting on American Idol!"

"Doom believes that Lance Armstrong bracelets are played out..."

"Doom's TIVO has malfuncted!!!! Doom MUST know what happened on Desperate Housewives last night!!!!!"