Thread Title Disjunctions

[Solaris]

Before the crash, we had a thread about thread titles that, when put together, said something funny or strange... I notice those sometimes, especially when one immediately follows the other.

Well, here's some new ones that I just saw:

Which of the Following is God's Greatest Gift:

followed by

The Satanic Calendar

and

San Diego 2005 - Hotel decisions


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We also had this beauty:

At the end of the day I look forward to...

Giving up on the Addicted

:)

They don't *have* to immediately follow one another, but it's even better when at some point the thread titles *do* this in order. :D

[Smoogis]

At one point, I remember, there we three "Here we go again" threads one after the other.

This is kinda in order...

How gay are you?

My boss is sucky

Are you?

[Go Go]

Hahaha! This one occurred a little bit ago.

Can I ask a dumb question?

Followed by Who's the hottest of the fanboy hottest?

It was funny, I do declare.

[Solaris]

Fell in Love with a Girl...

Help a Poor Old Man's Failing Memory

:D

[Dan Apodaca]

Where's Hoss?

and

Man Aquitted of Rape



I never trusted him!

[Papergirl]

Parents Go On Strike

followed by...

I Feel Great!!

[Pól Rua]

Hottest of the Fanboy Hotties Elite 8
Grounds for Divorce???

[Papergirl]

3 things you'd change

Famous Atheist Philosopher Changes His Mind

Aaaaaaannnnnnnd:

CBR SF Bay Area WonderCon meet up

My Nice quiet comfortable life is over.

[Reptisaurus!]

Hottest of the Fanboy Hotties Elite 8
Grounds for Divorce???

If you read it the other way up, it goes

"Which of the Following is God's Greatest Gift?"

"Grounds for Divorce"

[Jasper]

Just a few minutes ago I had.

"Fell in love with a girl."
and
"Grounds for divorce??"

[Pól Rua]

Just got:
Sex is the basis for all adult relationships.
Ground for divorce???

Was almost afraid to post that one.
Don't want to tread on fly's schtick.

K'dunk ching.

[Tommy]

The Hottest of the Fanboy Hotties Elite 8
Fell in Love with a Girl...

[Pól Rua]

Here's a fourfer.

Which of your family members would you like to have a better relationship with?
Getting dumped sucks.
Now that's creepy.
I feel great!!!

[OzBat!]

Just now we had:

"Which of the following is God's Greatest Gift?"
"Can I ask another dumb question of everyone?"
"San Diego 2005 - Hotel decisions"
"A one year follow-up...and belated thanks."



.... not that I think God's greatest gift is necessarily a dumb question, just the way it was stacked; and Hotel decisions are obviously life-changing on their own merits...

[OzBat!]

And of course, immediately below that, we've got:

"The Hottest of the Fanboy Hotties Elite 8"
"Australians"

'Nuff said!!

[Tommy]

Famous Atheist Philosopher Changes His Mind
Fell in Love with a Girl...

[i_mmmchocolate]

Will Scott Peterson outlive you?

I feel Great!!!

[i_mmmchocolate]

In YABS:

What Else Are You A Fan Of?

The shameful gay marriage ban.

[Slam_Bradley]

I had this one on my "New Posts"

Incredible Hulk: New Game
Constipation vs. Diarrhea

[Corsair]

Hmm, sounds like quite a party...

"Sex is the basis of all adult relationships"
"Are there Mega-events without someone dying?"

[Tommy]

Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God I want this so so bad, I just had an audition for....
Team Jesus!

[Sanagi]

Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God I want this so so bad, I just had an audition for....
Team Jesus!
Better start practicing your praying!

(ROTFL)

[Tommy]

Some Things That Suck
Team Jesus!

[sehthan]

Right now we've got:

"What don't you get?"
"Quarterwolf!"

[Puma]

We've got:

Famous Atheist Philospher Changes Mind followed by
I would do anything for love

[DrewTheXenocide]

I would do anything for love...

Anna Kournikova married.

Hmmm...

[sehthan]

"CBRNY Gauntlets"

"Today's reason to be paranoid"

[DarlingNikki]

"three is the perfect number"
"i'd do anything for love"...


make of that what you will...

[Meatmunk]

Over in the Games forum.....


'Fallen Stars' play-by-post campaign

What a load of Crap!!

[Tommy]

San Fran takes steps towards banning guns
Three is a Perfect Number

[mgs]

haha! I just got this, and they are in perfect order as is....

I have a date next week. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=38981)
Pól Rua

was hanibal lector gay?? (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=39317)
lboinyamouf4sho
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[url="http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=39369"]I Need Help!!! (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/member.php?find=lastposter&t=39317)
Super Hero Guy

[DonC]

Up there right now:


"About me and Britney Spears"
"Ok, I have a little crush on this girl"
"Anybody else have this problem?"

[Sanagi]

U.S. Christians Issue Gay Warning Over SpongeBob Video
Aaaahhh! What happened to my hard drive?!

Did it start spewing green slime?

[mgs]

actually up there, in this order:

----------------

Awful Convention Pictures

My wife left me..for video games

The Awesomest Thing Ever

Amsterdam - a dangerous place to be gay

The Trading Thread

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make up the story in your own head! :)

[Spike-X]

Don't You Hate It When...

I Have The Most Bizarre Urge

[Solaris]

You ever have that moment?

The Awesomest Thing Ever

I have the most bizarre urge...

And then...

"Wait a Minute... That's not a balloon..."


And then there's

Update on Events in Deathstroke's Real Life:

Some seriously hardcore bodyguard training

P.U.

Okay, Make It Stop Now Please


Another one:

Don't You Hate it when...

My wife left me... for video games

Police Investigating Case of Run-Over In-Law

So... What have you bought lately?

Google Picture Search Game


And:

Let's Play "Ask The Jew"!

Accursed Ladders!

Will you take in an elderly parent?


And:

Can You Sing?

A Note About Profanity


And:

Do you ever write something stupid without noticing it?

American Culture- YOU DECIDE!

Death By Personality

[Puma]

Pimping Myself

and then

Who Got Lucky This Weekend

[Nitmo]

Seeing someone die is creepy
Random Funny

just now

and again:

Seeing someone die is creepy
Blockbuster strikes again

and

Who got "lucky" this weekend?
My criminal career begins...

[Sanagi]

A question about post-interview etiquette

...and...

Pimping myself

[boolean]

Let's talk about sex...

followed by

Tot makes an observation.



They grow up so quickly these days...

[Winslow]

If You Ruled the World

followed by

Things that Don't Make Sense

[Nate C.]

Black Characters- powers, trends, stereotypes

I'm bitter, tired, hatred is all I have left.

[thehod]

Happy Birthday OxBaker

followed by

baby's up.

Lets hope that's not what his girlfriends telling him over dinner tonight.

[Winslow]

baby's up

and

I'm bitter and tired, hatred is all I have left

:eek:

[Nate C.]

baby's up

and

I'm bitter and tired, hatred is all I have left

:eek:

LOL. and true!

[sehthan]

Just now:

Reading through the Koran

The 10 Best Non Marvel/DC Trades or Graphic Novels

[Lone Ranger]

How about:



Murder

and

People who read comics at the shop and don't buy them

[Archyduke]

"What's the Weirdest Thing You've Dreamt You Were Doing?"
"Murder"

[Michael P]

Serial killers, who should be classified as the most evil/insane/sick?

People who read comics at the shop and don't buy them

[jessecuster]

In order right now,

The Stupidest Pickup Line EVER
and
Murder

[Flawless P]

What's the wierdest thing you've dreamt you were doing?
Beat This!

[Adem]

Beware rapists, the strong arm of the law shall punish!
Russian Translations

[Spike-X]

Saw this one the other day, but couldn't find the thread. Stoopid search...


The Doctor Says...

I'm Not Gay

[Justin Davis]

Just saw this one.

Kids playing outside: a thing of the past?

what is the appeal of alcohol?

[Spike-X]

Do You Have A Guilty Pleasure?

Nudist Beaches!

[Sanagi]

I May Go To Hell For Laughing At This.

*bounces around excitedly!*


(and)


Happy birthday, Boldido

California Legislature approves gay marriage bill

[Slam_Bradley]

Any of you ever get deja vu?

followed by

deja vu,have any of you guys had this feeling?

[Nitmo]

Super-hero fashion emergency?! Click here.
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So Who's Going To Wizard World Boston?

[rudy]

"So, I saw a woman breast-feeding today... "

"#1 Spectator Sport in America?"

[Jared_Humpherys]

"How come some people won't admit to masturbating...seriously!"

followed by

"I'm a grown man(20 years old!), But I just can't..."


I almost spewed water out of my nose, I was laughing so hard.

[Ronald Bryan]

Right now the Comm Board says "When Robots Attack... ...By Brad Meltzer"

[DarkBlade]

Better yet Ronald,


Superman is born in New York When Robots Attack... .. by Brad Meltzer.

[Pól Rua]

Had to revive this one for:

Jacko: popstar, (alleged) child molester, anti-semite
followed by:
Mannequinn caught having sex with teen shop-lifter

And while we're here:

Aww.. Kids Are So CUTE When They Vandalize!
Fight fire with fire!

[Sanagi]

A plaintive Christmas question found on "New Posts"

Oh, Christmas Tree!
Who can kill more people?

[Archyduke]

Sick and Disgusting Way to End World Obesity/Hunger Problems

John Byrne.

Also, in recent posts...

Whatever happend to Violent Messiahs?

Crazy fight on the Dumbo ride!

[Archyduke]

"Would You Pay for Coffee That Came Out of an Animal's Butt?"
"Oh. YUM."

[Core]

Love Sucks

Gun Nuts in Favor of Gay Marriage

[Huh?]

Right now Comm board

Abortion...

Mama don't let your kid grow up to be a PETA member

[Spike-X]

John Kerry's actually pretty sensible plan for Iraq

Sharon Stone says, "Eh, give 'em a BJ"

[Forefinger]

HYPE! Fiction Express is available!

Oh Man...

[Winslow]

The Power of Prayer?
John Kerry's actually pretty sensible plan for Iraq

[Guapo Méndez]

Advisor to Homeland Security Arrested for...

Show Me Your Visage!

Man Arrested For Singing Along To The Clash

He/She said what?

Sharon Stone says 'Eh, give 'em a BJ"

[blackdragon6]

Live Feed - Bald Eagles nesting

Oh Man...

also

Who is a Troll?

Thread Title Disjunctions

[blackdragon6]

Thoughts on Transhumanism

2026: New World Order


heres another

Man Arrested For Singing Along To The Clash

Sharon Stone says 'Eh, give 'em a BJ"

[sehthan]

I think God is teasing his followers by making this line up...

Hi, I am a conservative Christian! (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=120218)

So what's irrational about you? (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=119952)

[Super Samurai]

"Where Can You Report Trademark Violations?"

"Your Fictional Presidential Election 2008"

[Super Samurai]

Also,

"Hi, I Am A Conservative Christian"

"Is it possible To Be Christian and Beleive in Evolution?"

[Spike-X]

Just saw this one over on YABS -

Under-rated Comics Creators
You Have To See Crank

[Alex]

Pornography and Prostitution


things not to say in a funeral

[Sanagi]

See ya all in a week or so
Things not to say at a funeral

[o1pickleboy]

Right now we got

Can Bacteria cause

The Next Daredevil.\


and

My home states sterotypes

phote referencing.

[Spike-X]

What Makes You Happy?

Ann Richards Died Today

[Spike-X]

Guns n Roses & Major League Baseball teamup?

Sometimes Violence IS The Answer

[Spike-X]

how do ya get in the mood

superhero costumes?

[o1pickleboy]

Right now we have

How do you get in the mood?

I despises children.

We also have.

What is the worse crime someone can commit

Continuity issues on CBR.

[Spike-X]

Christmas Is About?

Sex! It Does The Body Good!

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

If it weren't for the 'Rita's XIV' we'd have:

Seperation of Church And State

Going Around In Circles