The New X-Men should get Part-Time jobs

[Dudebro McTypo]

I think it's high time the NXM get some part time jobs, because its obvious full time heroics aren't their thing because they're ether used as Red Shirts, or a Bus in Pixie's case and a heal bot that's never around in the case of Elixir.

I think Prodigy should get a job at Starbucks. Now what about the others?

[Ziral]

Surge already has a job. So does Prodigy.

[wolvie616]

I think it's high time the NXM get some part time jobs, because its obvious full time heroics aren't their thing because they're ether used as Red Shirts, or a Bus in Pixie's case and a heal bot that's never around in the case of Elixir.

I think Prodigy should get a job at Starbucks. Now what about the others?

dust is going to work at hot topic, and get into screamo

[Dudebro McTypo]

Surge already has a job. So does Prodigy.

nah they broke up...she's workin at the Hooters at Fisherman's Wharf

[Ziral]

Surge is powers Utopia, remember?

[Chase_Stein]

Loa should be the new cafeteria lady. Hisako can help Prodigy in turning Utopia's cafe into a more prestigious coffee shop with her green tea expertise. Lastly, Laura should go back to her pimp and earn some money for Utopia's dwindling funds.

[Nachturne]

nah they broke up...she's workin at the Hooters at Fisherman's Wharf

Surge at Hooters? She's a Raisin's girl.

[Chase_Stein]

Surge at Hooters? She's a Raisin's girl.

Surge should be the new coach of Crystal Cox; teach her how to run and be an athlete again.

[Nachturne]

I think the main issue here is the New Xmen don't have any skills. If a job calls for someone to be inefficient and die, they're in!

[eurazn]

Hisako can help Prodigy in turning Utopia's cafe into a more prestigious coffee shop with her green tea expertise.

Sentient Coffee Machine would never allow it.

[eurazn]

I think the main issue here is the New Xmen don't have any skills. If a job calls for someone to be inefficient and die, they're in!

Crash/missile test dummies?

[Nachturne]

Crash/missile test dummies?

They are now employed!!

[eurazn]

They are now employed!!

Utopia really IS utopia! 0% unemployment, yay!

[Nachturne]

Utopia really IS utopia! 0% unemployment, yay!

Now they just need to work on their death rate. YEESH! It's no good when the average age to die is 30.

[Chase_Stein]

Sentient Coffee Machine would never allow it.

Storm, as Queen of Wakanda, has dubbed Hisako as her Royal green tea maker. SCM can do nothing about it despite its sexual appeal and abnormally high intellectual quotient. Storm just outranks SCM in everything.

[eurazn]

Now they just need to work on their death rate. YEESH! It's no good when the average age to die is 30.

They may be employed, but they certainly lack a sense of urgency, don't they?


Storm, as Queen of Wakanda, has dubbed Hisako as her Royal green tea maker. SCM can do nothing about it despite its sexual appeal and abnormally high intellectual quotient. Storm just outranks SCM in everything.

SCM will have dominion over all things coffee; Armor may have tea, although Psylocke may battle for that role.

[Chase_Stein]

SCM will have dominion over all things coffee; Armor may have tea, although Psylocke may battle for that role.

Psylocke's poisonous asian-english tea is less superior over Hisako's authentically ASIAN green tea. Psylocke's tea is for killing old men while Hisako's is for royalty. Hisako wins.

[eurazn]

Psylocke's poisonous asian-english tea is less superior over Hisako's authentically ASIAN green tea. Psylocke's tea is for killing old men while Hisako's is for royalty. Hisako wins.

If Psylocke started serving that poisonous Asian-English (yay for EURAZNS!) tea to the New X-Men, then she would EPIC WIN.

[Chase_Stein]

If Psylocke started serving that poisonous Asian-English (yay for EURAZNS!) tea to the New X-Men, then she would EPIC WIN.

As an expert, trained, and disciplined tea ceremony participant, Hisako has mastered the art of tea preparation. She will know from miles away that Psylocke's hybrid tea stinks of vile Asian-English poison. Psylocke will never win over Hisako. Maybe the New X-men BUT NEVER AGAINST HISAKO ICHIKI. Hisako can teach her though for 1/2 the normal price because of Psylocke's asian body.

[Personamanx]

Hellion will be a motivational speaker.

[Chase_Stein]

Hellion will be a motivational speaker.

What is he going to do? Talk about His hands? It's going to be depressing. I think he'll beat Indra in the most depressing category.

I can't think of any job appropriate for both Indra and Anole; they really are useless.

[Dudebro McTypo]

Hellion will be a motivational speaker.

Nah he'll be Laura's pimp...though i could see him trying to get into politics...




I can't think of any job appropriate for both Indra and Anole; they really are useless.

Indra: Tech Support...after all he is Indian

Anole:...uh...

[Personamanx]

What is he going to do? Talk about His hands? It's going to be depressing. I think he'll beat Indra in the most depressing category.

Is'nt that what all motivational speakers do? He inspires others by pointing out that their lives could always be much worse.

[Personamanx]

Nah he'll be Laura's pimp...though i could see him trying to get into politics...



Indra: Tech Support...after all he is Indian

Anole:...uh...


Both are valid options......


Stereotypical, but accurate.

Yeahbuhwhuh?

[Chase_Stein]

Indra: Tech Support...after all he is Indian

Anole:...uh...

Indra can also apply as Utopia's premiere call center agent or help Loa in making curry rice/ dishes.

Anole can start his counseling services after all he's uh...friendly? :D


Is'nt that what all motivational speakers do? He inspires others by pointing out that their lives could always be much worse.

Hellion will come out as a whiny bitch beside this guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ZuKF3dxCY He's awesome!

[Dudebro McTypo]

Both are valid options......


Or perhaps Laura could be Julian's pimp...

[Personamanx]

Indra can also apply as Utopia's premiere call center agent or help Loa in making curry rice/ dishes.

Anole can start his counseling services after all he's uh...friendly? :D



Hellion will come out as a whiny bitch beside this guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ZuKF3dxCY He's awesome!

That guy was actually rather awesome.

[Ryan W]

Anole should work at Hollister. He's totally a twink despite his best efforts.

Armor should work at Panda Xpress and stop disgracing her ancestors on a daily basis.

[Dudebro McTypo]

Hellion will come out as a whiny bitch beside this guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ZuKF3dxCY He's awesome!

That guy is my hero



Armor should work at Panda Xpress and stop disgracing her ancestors on a daily basis.

She could become a part time masseuse and give "happy endings" to her clients...or maybe become a part time Geisha

[Ryan W]

She could become a part time masseuse and give "happy endings" to her clients...or maybe become a part time Geisha

Psylocke can hook her up with the job.

[Chase_Stein]

Armor should work at Panda Xpress and stop disgracing her ancestors on a daily basis.

OMG, Hisako Ichiki is Japanese! RACISM!:mad:



She could become a part time masseuse and give "happy endings" to her clients...or maybe become a part time Geisha

Hisako's Green Tea House will happen; all else are irrelevant!

[Ryan W]

OMG, Hisako Ichiki is Japanese! RACISM!:mad:


Psssshaw. Panda Xpress is strictly "Asian" food meaning that it's not even culturally accurate. Their menu has inconsistencies for days.

[Dudebro McTypo]

What about Mercury and Rockslide...they need jobs too.

[Personamanx]

What about Mercury and Rockslide...they need jobs too.

Mercury would be a professional thermometer, and Rockslide would entertain at children's parties.

[Chase_Stein]

Psssshaw. Panda Xpress is strictly "Asian" food meaning that it's not even culturally accurate. Their menu has inconsistencies for days.

Excuses!


What about Mercury and Rockslide...they need jobs too.

Rockslide can deconstruct himself into Utopian pathway gravel.

[Dudebro McTypo]

Pixie can get a job at Disneyland

[Chase_Stein]

Pixie can get a job at Disneyland

I thought she was a drug supplier for Dazzler's concerts and a groupie of Dazzler.

[Dudebro McTypo]

I thought she was a drug supplier for Dazzler's concerts and a groupie of Dazzler.

Remember these are part time jobs, they can have more than one

[Chase_Stein]

Remember these are part time jobs, they can have more than one

Okay then. Let her have it all!

[Dudebro McTypo]

Match's is Johnny Storm's stunt double

[Leapfrog]

I feel so insulted that all of you think it is ok for Indra to be the tech call center guy. He clearly doesnt have the skills for it. I say he is more likely to be the guy sewing the shoes in factories with minimum wages.

Blindfold could pretend to be a gypsy and read their future. She just needs to dig through her stuff for her shawl and granny clothes again.

Trance can work in a haunted house with her astral form.

[Chase_Stein]

Blindfold could pretend to be a gypsy and read their future. She just needs to dig through her stuff for her shawl and granny clothes again.

I don't know. I won't pay her for cryptic and scary predictions.

[Leapfrog]

I don't know. I won't pay her for cryptic and scary predictions.

That's true... Well, we can have her work in the same haunted mansion with Trance then. "See a ghost and know when you'll die!!" Greatest tagline ever for a house dont you think?

[Chase_Stein]

That's true... Well, we can have her work in the same haunted mansion with Trance then. "See a ghost and know when you'll die!!" Greatest tagline ever for a house dont you think?

I agree. I was actually gonna suggest that but decided not to.

[Dudebro McTypo]

Blindfold could pretend to be a gypsy and read their future. She just needs to dig through her stuff for her shawl and granny clothes again.


She could intern under Miss Cleo

[Leapfrog]

Bah. Ruth doesn't need to work with anyone. She can earn her own reputation. If anything it's Miss Cleo who should work with her.

Bling! should just go to a diamond company and work with them.

[Dudebro McTypo]

Bling! should just go to a diamond company and work with them.

She's her own diamond company, she can sell her Bling exclusively to the rap hip hop community since her folks are rappers.

[Leapfrog]

She's her own diamond company, she can sell her Bling exclusively to the rap hip hop community since her folks are rappers.

It's nice to know that without any life skills a person could earn millions out of something they crap out. I think my love for Bling! has just increased. :biggrin:

[darknessatnoon]

Anole can go bar-back in the mission.

[Dudebro McTypo]

Ok so far we got:

Prodigy: working at Starbucks or starting up a coffee shop on Utopia

Loa: Utopia's new lunch lady

Armor: starting up a tea house, geisha, Panda Express, masseuse

Surge: powering up Utopia, Hooters

Dust: Hot Topic

X-23: Street walker

Hellion: Motivational speaker/X-23's pimp/politician

Anole:

Indra: Tech support/sweat shop

Rockslide: entertains at kids parties

Mercury: thermometer

Pixie: Drug dealer, Dazzler Groupie, Tinker Bell at DisneyLand

Match: Human Torch's stunt double

Trance: working at a haunted house

Blindfold: psychics friends network

Bling!: own diamond store

[Personamanx]

Elixir can be a guest star on medical Dramas.

[Washout]

Indra should have his own children's television shows where he teaches them about cultures.

Rockslide should be one of those living statues you see on the sidewalks.

[Castel]

Barnum circus is in town ? I'm quite sure they could find the kids something to do.

[Leapfrog]

Here's more

Loa and Rockslide - demolition experts/ construction workers.

X 23 - pest control. She can sniff out all the termites or mice or whatever and utilise her claws.

Match - Dormammu impersonator.

[Ryan W]

I'm tellin' you, man. Anole's future lies in folding male capris pants with a bird logo on them. Self-fullfilling canon.

Loa can do Hollywood Diet-Pro ads. Or is it "should?"

[Filthy Mutie]

I'm glad most people recognize that nearly all of the Academy-X drop-outs are freeloaders who abuse Utopia's hardship aid. Karma and Hellion will need the Mutant Bucks slack-asses like Mercury and Loa spend on ice cream cakes.

[darknessatnoon]

I think Greymalkin should shine boots in the Castro.

[Dudebro McTypo]

I'm glad most people recognize that nearly all of the Academy-X drop-outs are freeloaders who abuse Utopia's hardship aid. Karma and Hellion will need the Mutant Bucks slack-asses like Mercury and Loa spend on ice cream cakes.

What jobs do you recommend for them FM?

[Filthy Mutie]

What jobs do you recommend for them FM?

Both of them should get internships in San Francisco's social services. Loa can find out what it's like to be honestly hungry and feed someone else at their shelters and Mercury would be enrolled in the Big Brother/Big Sister program to meet and help someone with real problems.

[Dudebro McTypo]

Both of them should get internships in San Francisco's social services. Loa can find out what it's like to be honestly hungry and feed someone else at their shelters and Mercury would be enrolled in the Big Brother/Big Sister program to meet and help someone with real problems.

Perhaps Loa can give surfing lessons at rec centers. You know i think Mercury would do very well in the Big Brothers/Big Sisters program...perhaps she should go back to school and aim for a degree in child psychology.

[Personamanx]

Loa is Deadpools part-time sidekick. It pays in hilarity.

[darknessatnoon]

Both of them should get internships in San Francisco's social services. Loa can find out what it's like to be honestly hungry and feed someone else at their shelters and Mercury would be enrolled in the Big Brother/Big Sister program to meet and help someone with real problems.

With that hair and those cargo pants, Loa belongs at the Berkeley Community Center.

[Dudebro McTypo]

Elixir could defiantly start up a cheap clinic in the Tenderloin for those who are sick.

[Leapfrog]

You know, reading all the posts here makes me wonder. For a group of people with no life skills, they sure have a lot of ways to make money and get rich off it. They X Men should just send them off Utopia and tell them to not come back until they have made a million each.

[pryde15]

Loa is Deadpools part-time sidekick. It pays in hilarity.

And regular sundaes.

[Dudebro McTypo]

You know, reading all the posts here makes me wonder. For a group of people with no life skills, they sure have a lot of ways to make money and get rich off it. They X Men should just send them off Utopia and tell them to not come back until they have made a million each.

I wonder who could make a million the fastest...

X-23 and Hellion might have the advantage because they decided how much they pimp the other out for...

[Filthy Mutie]

Perhaps Loa can give surfing lessons at rec centers. You know i think Mercury would do very well in the Big Brothers/Big Sisters program...perhaps she should go back to school and aim for a degree in child psychology.

Surfing lessons won't help a community band together and rise above their self-constructed glass ceiling and/or oppressors.

[Dudebro McTypo]

Surfing lessons won't help a community band together and rise above their self-constructed glass ceiling and/or oppressors.

You gotta start somewhere

[darknessatnoon]

I am sure the Atlanteans would have some sort of problem with surfing. They're total surf-nazis and Namor must die.

[Prodigy55]

Prodigy is an unpaid intern :mad:

[Leapfrog]

I wonder who could make a million the fastest...

X-23 and Hellion might have the advantage because they decided how much they pimp the other out for...

Don't forget Bling! and her diamonds or Blindfold if she ever plays with the stock market.


I am sure the Atlanteans would have some sort of problem with surfing. They're total surf-nazis and Namor must die.

Would Loa even bother to teach someone to surf seeing as she is too busy with stealing the sundaes at work? Heck, can she even swim with that much junk in her trunk and presumably, other places?

[Dudebro McTypo]

Would Loa even bother to teach someone to surf seeing as she is too busy with stealing the sundaes at work? Heck, can she even swim with that much junk in her trunk and presumably, other places?

Loa should never work at Baskin Robbins

[Jay R.]

Readong here Deadpool pays in pancakes then.

[Daniel Mengsk]

Utopia really IS utopia! 0% unemployment, yay!

Lol, you make Utopia sound like one of those old Communist satellite states raz!

[Dudebro McTypo]

Lol, you make Utopia sound like one of those old Communist satellite states raz!

well technically emma, warren and logan are employed

[Daniel Mengsk]

well technically emma, warren and logan are employed

Of course; Emma's on Utopia's Central Committee were her job these days is to keep an eye on the expensive import of silk underwear from gay Paree.

[Ryan W]

I wonder if Dani's still, technically, paying for Elixir to mooch off of everyone?

[darknessatnoon]

I wonder if Dani's still, technically, paying for Elixir to mooch off of everyone?

It's casino money. She can afford it.

[Jay R.]

Reading maybe course Warpath should open there casino then.

[Ryan W]

It's casino money. She can afford it.

Doubtful. Dani's money is likely more tied to smoke shops/liquor stores than it is to casinos. Casinos tend to yield a higher class.

Related: I wonder if Rahne has squandered the Kinross inheritance on her gambling debts and pub tabs?

[Dudebro McTypo]

Looks from the X-Men #1 preview that Pixie's getting ready to work at Hooters too...

[eurazn]

Lol, you make Utopia sound like one of those old Communist satellite states raz!

Well, it IS run by a dictator with a god complex ...


Looks from the X-Men #1 preview that Pixie's getting ready to work at Hooters too...

At least she's taken some initiative!

[Dudebro McTypo]

At least she's taken some initiative!

Indeed Hooters is indeed a wonderful family restaurant. Why i was just there yesterday, saw several families with little kids drawing with crayons. Also turns out a girl who lived across the hall from me when i was in the dorms works there.