Heidi Montag auditioned for Transformers 3

[DKR]

She sent in a video to Michael Bay hoping to replace Megan Fox, and it's up on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIuqiepu4UY&feature=player_embedded

I believe it speaks for itself, but I will say one thing: ...the hell was that?

[Siddon]

A warning...... don't mess with the Montag

[McFarlane's Green Hulk]

Oh God...say it ain't so. No...just....HELL NO!

[comicsmetal]

She sent in a video to Michael Bay hoping to replace Megan Fox, and it's up on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIuqiepu4UY&feature=player_embedded

I believe it speaks for itself, but I will say one thing: ...the hell was that?

For christ sake Heidi get some help.You are making a fool out of yourself.I understand you got kicked off The Hill but seriously are you that desperate in your fifteen minutes of fame.

Oh bye the way Spencer is a douche and high on crystal meth.

[Mike Pothier]

...If she gets cast, its already got my ticket. I need a good laugh.

[kmeyers]

So....in her world, firing a gun = auditioning for a part??

Yeah, that shows terrific acting ability...:confused:

[Acecool]

To be fair, she would be the crap cherry on what is sure to be a crap cake.

[DKR]

Don't worry guys, they've already cast Megan Fox's replacement. Don't remember her name, but she's a Victoria's Secret model.

[The Dog]

So....in her world, firing a gun = auditioning for a part??

Yeah, that shows terrific acting ability...:confused:

It's a Michael Bay film. Acting ain't got nothing to do with it... Nor does a coherant plot. Only EXPLOSIONS matter in a Bay film!

Besides, it's not like Heidi could make the Transformers movies any worse than they already are.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

So....in her world, firing a gun = auditioning for a part??

Yeah, that shows terrific acting ability...:confused:

As someone posted Michael Bay's films are basically HOT BARELY NAKED CHICKS.....EXPLOSIONS. If she really wanted the job , she should have got near naked firing that gun. Then ...Bay would watch.

[Weapon Ick]

You know, Megan Fox's audition for Transformers consisted of washing Michael Bay's car in a bikini. Just sayin.

[[rono]]

Wow!
That Michael Bay's got such a reputation!
:tongue:

[KiFF86]

You know, Megan Fox's audition for Transformers consisted of washing Michael Bay's car in a bikini. Just sayin.

And some how we don't get that audition video.

[DKR]

It's a Michael Bay film. Acting ain't got nothing to do with it... Nor does a coherant plot. Only EXPLOSIONS matter in a Bay film!

Basically like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKrQ0umHUGA

[Jared]

She's so plasticy now, she's not even hot enough to be the eye candy in a Bay movie. Maybe they should call that Audrina chick.

[LordEd1976]

You know, Megan Fox's audition for Transformers consisted of washing Michael Bay's car in a bikini. Just sayin.

And Michael Bay claims he has no idea where the audition tape is.


Message to Micheal Bay:

I don't BELIEVE you. I think you know EXACTLY where the tape is. Don't act like anyone can't figure out what you do with it.

[MacQuarrie]

It's a Michael Bay film. Acting ain't got nothing to do with it... Nor does a coherant plot. Only EXPLOSIONS matter in a Bay film!

That's not true. You also need:

* Planes or other flying machines passing in silhouette in front of a spectacular red-orange sunset.

* Cars roaring toward the camera in slow-motion, kicking up voluminous clouds of dust.

* Lots of guys running toward the camera, grimacing, while crap blows up behind them.

* One of these guys leaping into the air and being carried past the camera by the force of the explosion.

* Lots of metal things crashing into each other.

* A cast of perfectly-toned bodies, all smeared with so much fake suntan that they are practically magenta.

* Several long, languid vertical pans up and down the body of an 18-year-old in very small clothing, "casually" stretching and bending over for no readily-discernible reason.

* A complete lack of any kind of editing instinct, resulting in what ought to be a 90-minute film clocking in at 150 minutes with no additional content to justify it.

* At least one sardonic smartass line in each and every scene, no matter how out-of-place.

...and more explosions.

[worstblogever]

I'm not convinced with her performance. She should have replaced the human-shaped targets with pictures of Megatron, Soundwave and such.

Research your role, you twit.

[Acecool]

As someone posted Michael Bay's films are basically HOT BARELY NAKED CHICKS.....EXPLOSIONS. If she really wanted the job , she should have got near naked firing that gun. Then ...Bay would watch.

Doesn't barely naked mean completely clothed?

[Acecool]

That's not true. You also need:

* Planes or other flying machines passing in silhouette in front of a spectacular red-orange sunset.

* Cars roaring toward the camera in slow-motion, kicking up voluminous clouds of dust.

* Lots of guys running toward the camera, grimacing, while crap blows up behind them.

* One of these guys leaping into the air and being carried past the camera by the force of the explosion.

* Lots of metal things crashing into each other.

* A cast of perfectly-toned bodies, all smeared with so much fake suntan that they are practically magenta.

* Several long, languid vertical pans up and down the body of an 18-year-old in very small clothing, "casually" stretching and bending over for no readily-discernible reason.

* A complete lack of any kind of editing instinct, resulting in what ought to be a 90-minute film clocking in at 150 minutes with no additional content to justify it.

* At least one sardonic smartass line in each and every scene, no matter how out-of-place.

...and more explosions.

Well, spending millions of dollars in CGI to make what amounts to tin foil crumpled up into robot shapes "fighting" is also a must. Seriously, when the transformers fought, could you discern one from the other?

[worstblogever]

That's not true. You also need:

* Planes or other flying machines passing in silhouette in front of a spectacular red-orange sunset.

* Cars roaring toward the camera in slow-motion, kicking up voluminous clouds of dust.

* Lots of guys running toward the camera, grimacing, while crap blows up behind them.

* One of these guys leaping into the air and being carried past the camera by the force of the explosion.

* Lots of metal things crashing into each other.

* A cast of perfectly-toned bodies, all smeared with so much fake suntan that they are practically magenta.

* Several long, languid vertical pans up and down the body of an 18-year-old in very small clothing, "casually" stretching and bending over for no readily-discernible reason.

* A complete lack of any kind of editing instinct, resulting in what ought to be a 90-minute film clocking in at 150 minutes with no additional content to justify it.

* At least one sardonic smartass line in each and every scene, no matter how out-of-place.

...and more explosions.

And, just to make sure people are paying attention and get some credibility, get John Turturro to have to say a line about giant robotic testicles.

[sHayden]

Heidi Montag can do the perfect slow motion run. Due to having those DDD implants and a set of lips to match, it's the only way she can run.

[Shellhead]

Heidi is already some kind of Transformer, after all those surgeries. Those large, fake breasts look like they could unfold to reveal big rocket launchers or something.

[Mac Danny]

She cannot be any worse an actress than Fox.

Plus they will be able to film her thumbs. So now they can do the "Who's got two thumbs" jokes.

[Nick Soapdish]

It's a Michael Bay film. Acting ain't got nothing to do with it... Nor does a coherant plot. Only EXPLOSIONS matter in a Bay film!

Besides, it's not like Heidi could make the Transformers movies any worse than they already are.

Michael Bay accepts your challenge!

[Sean Walsh]

........is it wrong to admit that I'd see TF3 if they cast her in it?