Quotes that define badassedness...

[Stretch Dude]

From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:

"Yo, Bitch Master. Just call me Darth Balls. BONG!" - Jay, just before attacking Mark Hamill with a double-bladed bongsaber.

[Stretch Dude]

"Okay, that's IT!!! You can punch me, you can betray me, you can try to steal my boyfriend...but if you leave me ALONE with this problem, I'm gonna tattoo my name on your PANCREAS!" (http://crfh.net/d/20040714.html)

"Y'see, 'Kath,' th' thing is... I like a little pain... I can hold my pain. Can you?" - Alisin, today's FANS!

[Knightosis]

One of my faves is when Gohan (at lvl 2) is facing Cell, and cell powers up
to his Max power lvl. everyone was shitting bricks except Gohan.
Cell: What do you think little saiyan?
Gohan: ......Is that all you got?

Hardcore.

That, and when Vegeta was fighting imperfect cell, cell grabs him, but
Vegeta elbows his gut, catches him and says,
"What's wrong? You almost had me."

That my friends, is the picture of a serious asshole. But man was that cool.

[Kirayoshi]

"Everything you know, everything you own: I'm taking it all."

-- Batman to Darkseid, in "Rock of Ages"And this, IIRC, was after Batman had survived years being tortured by DeSaad, and ended up outlasting the Master Torturer. Sometimes, you don't have to say a word to be a badass.

[Lucas Archer]

Mongul: Happy birthday Kryptonian. I give you oblivion.
Superman: ...Burn.
*blasts Monguls ass halfway through the fortress*

[Peter]

"Now, can you tell me what word in that sentence you probably shouldn't have said?"

-- Angel, in the finale.

[Stretch Dude]

For some reason, the FANS! main page is showing this one. I'm not complaining, though.

"It's over, Curry. You've committed your last rape. We don't care what shape you take. We don't care what tricks you try. You see, my friends and I... we're mental shapeshifters. I open a comic book and become Captain America. Rumy creates manga about a sorceress. Will role-plays Morpheus. And we've each spent hours apiece thinking ourselves into the role of a physical shapeshifter. So there's nothing you can think of... that we haven't anticipated. Final shot of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Curry. Freeze-frame... fade to sepia... roll closing credits." - Rikk

On that note, it'd be helpful if someone with a Graphic Smash account would go through the FANS! archives and post all the other badass quotes therein.

[Saint_007]

Probably not as badass as some here, but:

"Get off my plane!!" - President James Marshall (Harrison Ford) to Russian Terrorist (Gary Oldman) (Air Force One)

[Saint_007]

Frank Castle: "You took everything away from me..."
Howard Saint: "You killed my son!!"
*Scream heard, explosion*
Frank Castle: "Both of them."

And after he shoots Howard Saint:
Frank Castle: "I made you kill your best friend *drops photos* made you kill your wife *drops earring*. And now, I'm going to kill you." *Ties him to a car due to explode in 10 minutes*

*WARNING! SPOILER!*






To those who didn't get the last one:
Frank found out by tailing Quentin Glass that he was 'playing for the other team'. So he stole Saint's wife's earrings, and set up blackmail calls to Glass that he would always run into Saint's wife. Then he left one earring on Quentin's bed. And he made sure Saint 'found out'. So Saint, sensing treachery, killed Quentin and then threw his wife onto a train track.

Man, that gives "vengeance" a whole new meaning, doesn't it :cool:

[Stretch Dude]

From the recent Powerpuff Girls episode "Simian Says:" Mojo Jojo has kidnapped the Narrator and has taken over the show, making the Girls do all sorts of out-of-character stuff, like robbing banks for him and giving the Professor and the Mayor a swift kick in the butt, and the Girls have no idea why they're doing all these things. Toward the end of the episode, they find Mojo hiding behind a curtain a la The Wizard of Oz, put two and two together, drag him out from behind the curtain, and just glare at him for a few seconds until Buttercup breaks the silence:

"In the stomach, or in the face?"

[Atomic Horror]

ALAN: We've got to dedicate our forces to looking for the cheese. It's our only chance of survival.

JASON: I vote no. I've grown up being a mortal amongst gods. I don't believe in waiting around for gods to save us. If this is the Cheese's purpose, he'll be here. If he's not here, I plan to be ready. (http://www.itswalky.com/d/20040719.html)

[Saint_007]

Tristan: "Gladly." (http://www.venisproductions.com/angelmoxie/archives/3/8/387.html)

[I Must Break U]

*from angel*

Connor: Where's Cordy? I can smell her on you, so tell me where she is and i'll crush your wind pipe.
Guy: Or? You mean or you'll crush my when pipe, right?
Connor: tell me where she is!

[Knightosis]

"Good, bad, I'm the one with the gun."

-Ash = Army of Darkness

[Stretch Dude]

"'...finish my sentence,' I think he was saying." (http://schlockmercenary.com/d/20040719.html)

[Chuckg]

From ROBIN ANNUAL #3

OK, a bit of setup -- this one was an Elseworlds where they translated the whole Batman/Robin thing into Kurosawa movie mode. In this one, the Bat is the most fearsome swordsman and shadow warrior in Japan, the ninja who is clanless, loyal (if secret) servant of the last daimyo holding out against the onset of the Tokugawa shogunate.

The uber-angsty-samurai-movie-in-comic-book-form begins with a scene of the Bat, bloody katana in hand, being set upon by a literal small army of assassins. And Robin's voice is doing narration:


"His death began late in the day as the sun dropped behind angry clouds."

*scene of the Bat slicing an enemy in daylight*

"Night fell, and he was still dying."

*shot of him hitting another one, this time in moonlight*

"And many were sent along the stony path ahead of him."

*pull camera back to show the Bat surrounded by dozens of men -- and even more corpses*

"All through the twilight hours and into the dark, they set swordsmen against him. Like waves crashing on a rocky shore, they threw themselves at his blades. And with each wave, he took another step toward death."

*carnage continues*

"Oh, but each was a tiny step. And he never walked alone."

[MKTerra]

That's a great book.

"Lone Power I accept your gift,
But take my gift of equal worth!
I take death with me out of time,
And make of it a path a birth!

Let the teeth come, as they tear me,
They tear your ancient hate for aye!
So rage proud power, fail again!
And see my blood teach Death to Die!"
It is a great book :)

*goes into compulsive digression*

It was the first one of the series that I read, and possibly my favorite (ranks close with the first one). I went to violin camp daily for a week or few one summer, and one day went to the place's library to wait for my parents to pick me up. Deep Wizardry was on the table next to the window, and I just started reading it. 'Twas great :o :)

[Peter]

Chuck -- Feh. Forget 'Both Mangled And Killed', is there a button for 'Both Hosed Down With A Flamethrower And Then Swing Back To Strafe The Burning Wreckage With A Minigun?'

And another...

Drunkard Kid -- I guess it just goes to show that you can never tell with some people, so you should just blow up EVERYONE just to be on the safe side.

:D

[MKTerra]

Lol, I got deja vu as I read downward from my sig :D

Incidentally, the master of sharks' name was Ed'rashtekaresket'tk'gshestaesteh. (Nita: "Excuse me, Ed-... Ed'rak-... look, can I call you Ed?" :D) I forget his full title, though.

[Crinos]

Chuck -- Feh. Forget 'Both Mangled And Killed', is there a button for 'Both Hosed Down With A Flamethrower And Then Swing Back To Strafe The Burning Wreckage With A Minigun?'

And another...

Drunkard Kid -- I guess it just goes to show that you can never tell with some people, so you should just blow up EVERYONE just to be on the safe side.

:D

Just curious, whats thread is the ChukcG quote from?

[MKTerra]

I forget the exact title, but it was about Buffy vs Anita Blake in a vampire-seducing contest. That came out to too many characters for the sig, though :p

[SAMAS]

From today's Kidd Radd (http://home.att.net/~miller.daniel.r/comicframe.htm#title)

Radd(To a villian that just bragged about having 9999 HP): Is that so? Well, it just happens that I'm charged to almost 11,000 right now, so... Bye! *Blasts the Seer*

[Stretch Dude]

"Yes, about that... (Oh, by the way, I'm taking command.)" (http://itswalky.com/d/20040721.html)

[Z-man]

From "That 70's Show"

Midge: I've got something old, something new, something borrowed, and I was wondering if you had something blue I could borrow.

Kitty: No, but I've got something sharp and rusty I'd like to give you.

[Peter]

(this one is a scene I remember from an episode of The Nanny. Yeah, I just heard everybody groaning, but this scene stuck with me for years, and damn if it doesn't belong here)

CC Babcock, jealous of Fran's relationship with their mutual employer Maxwell Sheffield, has told the children that Fran doesn't really love them, and she's only paid to take care of them. This, naturally, results in all sorts of trouble, but by the end of the episode, the kids are okay, and Fran takes a moment to have a quiet word with Ms Babcock (who at this stage has been found out, excused her words with "I meant it in the nicest possible way," and is looking utterly miserable)

Fran -- "I know you feel threatened by me, and I can understand that. *lowers her voice, and leans in close* But if you ever hurt one of my kids again, they'll be mopping your blue blood off the wall. And I mean that in the nicest possible way."

A moment of pure badassedness in the strangest place imaginable.

[Z-man]

(this one is a scene I remember from an episode of The Nanny. Yeah, I just heard everybody groaning, but this scene stuck with me for years, and damn if it doesn't belong here)

CC Babcock, jealous of Fran's relationship with their mutual employer Maxwell Sheffield, has told the children that Fran doesn't really love them, and she's only paid to take care of them. This, naturally, results in all sorts of trouble, but by the end of the episode, the kids are okay, and Fran takes a moment to have a quiet word with Ms Babcock (who at this stage has been found out, excused her words with "I meant it in the nicest possible way," and is looking utterly miserable)

Fran -- "I know you feel threatened by me, and I can understand that. *lowers her voice, and leans in close* But if you ever hurt one of my kids again, they'll be mopping your blue blood off the wall. And I mean that in the nicest possible way."

A moment of pure badassedness in the strangest place imaginable.

Nah, while it's the only one that came to mind, I'm sure Fran has lots of badass comments. People just rarely piss her off so much.

[Chuckg]

"I will take you apart, in alphabetical order, if you do not desist. (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040722)"

-- Black Mage

[Stretch Dude]

"Please don't move. I only have so many bullets." (http://basilflint.com/spork/d/20040723.html)

"You idiots aren't going to lay a hand on him." (http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2004-07-23)

[Z-man]

From the Fairly Odd Parents movie with the TV remote, after Timmy has aged himself to 20 and then back again.

Vicky: "I hope you enjoyed going through puberty once, 'cause you're not gonna do it again!"

[Stretch Dude]

"On your feet. Dargon Chesterfield is dead. Your new leader, Penny Worthington, is dead. Listen to me. I am Jason Chesterfield. You and your men will do as I command you." (http://www.itswalky.com/d/20040724.html)

[Stretch Dude]

"You don't have exploding bananas??? I am SORELY DISAPPOINTED!" (http://crfh.net/d/20040726.html)

[The Drunkard Kid]

SPOILER FOR HUNTER X HUNTER CHAPTER 219



Killua (after he just ripped out the pin Illumi had stuck inside his head long ago to make sure he ran from stronger opponents instead of fighting to the last): "Ah... This is awesome. I feel so refreshed. I feel like I just woke up. ...No, it's more like I've been released."

*The Soldier Chimera Ant he was facing is now the one trembling in terror*

Killua (about 10 feet ahead of the Ant and surrounded by a predator's aura): "Let the other ants know... If you get anywhere near us I will take your life."

Ant (getting extremely indignant): "Don't fu..."

Killua (about 10 feet behind the Ant, holding it's disembodied head by the hair): "Alright. Then don't worry about it."



END SPOILER FOR HUNTER X HUNTER CHAPTER 219

[Michael P]

Bit of setup: Your garden veriety nameless government agency has tried to "recruit" Barry Ween, Boy Genius, and instead got his best friend Jeremy. Barry infiltrates their HQ, does the rescue mission thing, and then confronts the head guy. Apologies in advance for the language:

"You aren't going to remember any of this, but I'm a big believer in the subconscious, and I'm gonna leave a chunk of me in there. So listen:

"If you ever come after me, fuck with me, my friends, my family, the guy who detailed my dad's car, our mailman... ANYBODY!

"You, you sexually repressed hippo... will disappear.

"No one will even remember you.

"They won't be able to match DNA records to the shoe-sized stain that'll be your remains.

"I will wish you away to the fucking cornfield, dipshit. But before I do...

I will hurt you."

[yeoman]

Bit of setup: Your garden veriety nameless government agency has tried to "recruit" Barry Ween, Boy Genius, and instead got his best friend Jeremy. Barry infiltrates their HQ, does the rescue mission thing, and then confronts the head guy. Apologies in advance for the language:

"You aren't going to remember any of this, but I'm a big believer in the subconscious, and I'm gonna leave a chunk of me in there. So listen:

"If you ever come after me, fuck with me, my friends, my family, the guy who detailed my dad's car, our mailman... ANYBODY!

"You, you sexually repressed hippo... will disappear.

"No one will even remember you.

"They won't be able to match DNA records to the shoe-sized stain that'll be your remains.

"I will wish you away to the fucking cornfield, dipshit. But before I do...

I will hurt you."


And that was Barry being nice. :evilsmile

[Michael P]

And that was Barry being nice. :evilsmile
Yeah. When he's really pissed off, he threatens genocide.

[Silliw 2]

I'm sure someone has already done this one, but I just re-watched Army of Darkness, and this one definitely defines Badassedness:

*Ash standing on the counter in the Hardwares sction of S-Mart brandishing a pump action boomstick in one hand*

"Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."

[DDX]

"I'm going to need a hacksaw."
- Jack Bauer, 24
--
Jukko:
Grab his feet. Santini's gonna want to talk to him.

Tefibi:
What if he doesn't want to talk to Santini?

Jukko:
Don't talk about shit like that unless you want nightmares for the rest of your life, kid.
--
I've been waiting to punch someone in the brains all day.
- Jack Hawksmoor
--
We are the Authority. Behave.
- Jenny Sparks

--
The day I can't mutilate thirty radioactive teenagers is the day I hang up my coat for good.
- Midnighter

[Stretch Dude]

"And you're going to pay for making the biggest mistake in slaughterball, Bennick. You never, ever take your eyes off the fastest player in the game. Never, ever take your eyes off the interceptor." (http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2004-07-30)

[Z-man]

From the Batman Begins trailer:

They told me there was nothing out there.
They told me there was nothing to fear.
But the night my parents were murdered i caught a glimpse of something.
I've looked for it ever since.
I went around the world....searched in all the shadows,
and there is something out there in the darkness.
Something terrifying that will not stop until it gets revenge
Me.

[yeoman]

"What right do they have to force their morals on me? None. I'm going to rescue the child, and if anyone gets in my way, well I'll just have to violently prevent them from enforcing their morals on me." (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=275411)

-Watcher (the mod) from the Omelas thread.

[Slayven]

"Desert....avalanche"

[Crinos]

"Even if god forgives you... I NEVER WILL!" (http://www.neomonsterisland.com/a_archives/013/601/2.html)

[Stretch Dude]

"And I can't stand you idiotic jocks. You give us athletes a bad name." (http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2004-08-09)

[SAMAS]

"Burn." -- Superman to Mongul.

[Tages]

From the end of Unforgiven (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105695/quotes):

Bill Munny: All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, and all his friends. Burn his damn house down.

[Stretch Dude]

"I break things with my face." (http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2004-08-10)

[founder81]

"I could always turn the top 2-3 inches of earth's crust into water"--Firestorm
"you can do that"--Nightwing
"It's only moving molecules."--Firestorm

JLA - Obsidian Age

[Stretch Dude]

Probably the highest concentration of badass quotes in a single strip (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031016):

Telemarketer: you, [BEEP]tch! I'm a ninja telemarketer! I call who I want!
[B]Bun-bun: *impales her* You want 911.

"Watch the blood! This is a real fur coat, [BEEP]tch."

"Dropped yo' spleen, [BEEP]tch!"

"The number you have just called has come to kill you. Please hang up and try again."

[The MunchKING]

Sandy Bob said "Devil be damned, We boys is kind of tight. And you ain't going to get no cowboy souls without one Hell of a fight."

[Melbourne Mew Mew]

(Scene opens with Karate Kid pinned under a fallen wall inside the crashed Oasis One prison...)

Organ Thief: Well, kid... your plan got us down alive, mostly. For that, ol' Pinter DeRoy is greatful But I got a powerful hankerin' for a vivisection, 'cause I think this took a toll on some of my innermost bits. Be seein' ya.

Karate Kid: No... one... lvs.

Organ Thief: Excuse me?

Karate Kid: I said...

Karate Kid: No one leaves.

Organ Thief: Aw, come on! I'm already letting ya keep yer internal organs. What more do you want from me?

Organ Thief: Look, kid. Your guard friends are out or dead. And I still got a reg'lar platoon of bad cases behind me. An' let's not forget... when you took us on before the fall, you was losin'.

Karate Kid: All those things are true...

Karate Kid: ...but I wasn't mentally prepared, then.

[Stretch Dude]

"You do realize that was just my regular attack, right? Because it was." (http://adventurers-comic.com/d/20040812.html)

[Stretch Dude]

"Use the N-word around me again and I'll do it to you with a spoon." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=970901)

"You are in my spot, toots. I'm going to have to hurt you on principle." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=970926)

"Guess I didn't make myself clear the first time. Prepare to die." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=970928)

"Meanwhile, I'll be testing the accuracy of the redlight-sight on my glock." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=971109)

"You are so dead, zucchini-face." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=980121)

Torg: That's one well-armed bot!
Riff: Yeah, I loaded it to the hilt with every type of high-tech weaponry I could think of.
Torg: You built this robot to do your laundry, right?
Riff: Someone keeps stealing my underwear. (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=980417)

"Nope. Pet bunny." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=980430)

"I don't think that sock and arm of yours are going to be around for the second birthday, nerd-boy!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=980825)

"I think of Torg as a friend. A brother. My desire to punch Val in the head is more like a hobby." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=980827)

"My weapons are useless against this foe! Damn! I'm going to have to research and design a whole new arsenal from the ground up! Cool!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=980830)

"Looks like I got an ace up my sleeve." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=981009)

"Zoë can take care of herself." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=981011)

"Nobody told me it was 'Beat Up Riff Sunday'! Gang way!"
"I'm moving to Melrose. They blow stuff up." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=981115)

Bun-bun: The only mistake I made last Christmas was to not double-check the wiring on the plastic explosives.
Ghost: That's not what I...
Bun-bun: Now I always double-check my wiring. *clik; KERBOOM!* See? ...Oh, I guess you'd need eyes for that. Never mind. (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=981222)

"Yeah, that's what 'The Ghost of Christmas Past-Away' thought. Scrape her off my wall and ask her yourself!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=981223)

"The future is now, spook-head!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=981224)

"You're pissing me off, 4-eyes from Hell. Get off my turf."
"Aw, is the demon gonna cry? Cry, demon! Cry!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=990214)

"It was infuriating. I'd cut her up, and she'd spring back together again, so there was no hope of winning. And since she was too nearsighted to see me, it wasn't even fun playing with her. So I led her into a 'Burger Meister' and dumped her in the meat grinder. That proved immensely satisfying." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=990217)

"All right, which zombie wants to pet the bunny first?" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=990225)

Riff: I recharged Berk's time blaster and I was going to freeze that demon-possessed girl in time!
Torg: Oh God! What have I done?
Riff: Now I'm going to have to just freeze the demon.
Torg: That'd work! (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=990301)

"Now I'm mad." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=990323)

"Oops! Set you on fire by accident." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=990324)

"Looks to me like a telemarketer needs a comb-over." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=990620)

"Get back in there, punchy." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=990621)

"All right, nerd-boy, if this is the way you want it... I was getting hungry anyway. Survival Of The Fittest time." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=990921)

"One man's 'birds of a feather' is another's 'muscling in on my territory'." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=991128)

A.J.: You're going to need a bigger gun!
Riff: That's what I like to hear. How much bigger? (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=991216)

A.J.: Then what clone are we going to use against it? A Bill Gates clone?
Riff: No, a big-ass bomb. How else would we blow it up? Sometimes I just don't get you, A.J.! (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=991218)

"Turn around and smile, fat-boy! You're on Candid Gun-Scope!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=991225)

"Now I'm a tad bit miffed." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=991226)

"I already know where Dr. Catherine Crabtree is, and you know what her little backfired experiment will do, and how to exploit it. I'm the only key to the past, you're the only key to the future. I think an information exchange is in order." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=000109)

"I'm going to project into your mind exactly what I'm going to do to you if you don't make everything right by dawn!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=000206)

"Well that is it! No more manipulation crap. No more subtlety. From now on, I just kick ass!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=000217)

"Oh, I'm not running from you. I'm looking for a blunt object big enough to pitch your skull across the park like a golf ball!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=000317)

"I'll be back in a minute, dear! I have to go have a talk with the management here." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=000507)

"You had Maintenance decommissioned with a pair of pliers." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=000830)

"Pulse THIS, zucchini-face!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=001004)

"The Force of my butt-whoopin' will be strong with this one!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010125)

"Override B-1." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010225)

"Like I said, I've walked away from worse!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010226)

"It's not Gwynn anymore. It's Kizke. And after what it did to Torg? I think Kizke should be more afraid of Aylee. And me." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010309)

"Facing terror isn't half as fun as sharing it."
"You're so obsessed with what's behind me, how about I shove your butt into it!"
"House rules." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010318)

"A pickaxe is worth a thousand words." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010419)

"L-O-D-O..." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010618)

"Regenerate that, ugly. I've got a portal to catch." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010624)

"He had to step out for some fresh air." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010701)

"Everything has a manual." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010714)

"Let's get something straight. They are my boys and we are retrieving them." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010723)

"First let me correct you on how to properly tie the knot in the bow." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010803)

"Never be rid of you? I'm coming for you!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=011208)

"Yup. In Lego-mode, the laser cannon still works." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020110)

"OVERRIDE B-1!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020209)

"It's a shadow! I couldn't punch it, set it on fire or throw it through walls. How's anyone supposed to deal with a problem like that?" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020414)

"It's on autopilot, boys, and in a mood to play catch." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020609)

Bun-bun: Weaponry? What do you call all this stuff in the back of your truck?
Riff: Party favors. (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020611)

"OVERRIDE B-1!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020621)

"Don't mean to be 'blunt,' but the truth hurts." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020622)

"It's the biggest Sharpee they make. Avoid the fumes, and watch out. It bleeds. I got my marker. Let's go draw hearts." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020629)

"Override B-1!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020709)

Bun-bun: Goodbye, nerd-boy.
Torg: Oh no! You're not leaving too?
Bun-bun: One of us is. (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020825)

"You want to play cat and mouse, you furry bastards? Well guess who became the mice to my Pied Piper. Come and get it!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=021212)

"I SAID NOT THE FACE!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=030210)

"I'm counting to three. Onetwothree. *ka-click*" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=030506)

Riff: You sent that thing literally across the room and a couple of simple darts drove others away! It's like even the smallest objects can be powerful weapons here!
Gwynn: You sound happy.
Riff: I'm starting to like this place! (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=030507)

"Eat? No. Pass me the salt and lemon juice, nerd-boy!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=030513)

"Bah! I've been a fool! I do not need a title from your desk to prove that I am pain, and evil incarnate!

I...AM...HORRIBUS!" (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=030906)

Torg: Wait, are you saying if we had gotten the information out of Ralfoy without violence, the plan wouldn't have included me beating Ralfoy like a piñata?
Weaselo: Bloody well not.
Torg: What kind of hare-brained scheme is that? (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031001)

[Stretch Dude]

"If I ever have to set foot in this school again, you can guess where I'm going to put the other one." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031012)

"He was getting on my nerves. Continue." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031119)

"We, the Recappers, descendants of the original Wrekappe, Isle of Telyo, watch over this holiday against those who would seek to tarnish the meaning of the thanking and the giving, and the giving of thanks that embodies this holiday. No force is great enough to cause us to be routed."
*The Recappers see Bun-bun staring straight up at them.* (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031130)
"Except that force there. That one is just the right size. We shall now run away like frightened children."

"HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY FUNERAL!"
"I hid it. I'm the Easter Bunny. Deal with it." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221)

"Hey, you are tangible! I will cut your lips off." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=040106)

"I suggest an import, because the domestic will be aiming this stake someplace other than your heart." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=040116)

"Mine." (http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=040226)

[Stretch Dude]

Eater of Dreams: Wow, I just shot myself in the foot there, didn't I?
Lucca: Not as much as I'm about to. (http://www.captainsnes.com/?date=20040812)

[SAMAS]

"I'm the kid with lasers coming out of his eyes!" -- Superman

[VCreed32]

The Venture brothers are fighting, Dr. Venture tells them to stop, and they start saying the other started it.
"No, I started it, years ago in an act of passion. And I'll end it the same way!"

[Saint_007]

From the Newest Kid Radd:

Bogey: "Maybe not, but there's something I can do..." (http://home.att.net/~kidradd2/comic580.htm#title)

Considering that he's just a Minor Enemy Sprite type, talking to the Main Uber-Villain of the series, that's real gutsy.

And seeing how the Seer is obviously shitting his pants just seeing him, you really got to wonder just how "minor" Bogey is...:)

[Ramz]

"you like pickin' on people smaller than you sabatooth!! Well I'm smaller, try pickin on me!!!!!!" *wolvie attacks*

Wolvie steppin up hard to sabertooth in the Fox Xmen cartoon. I always loved that scene.

[Stretch Dude]

"Fine with me." (http://antiheroforhire.com/d/20040816.html)

[DarkSoldier]

TKT Episode 604: Revelation XIV

Hyper Shin-Goji has just wrecked Mecha-G.I.N.O. after the latter has apparently killed G.I.N.O. and S-G's girlfriend, Murugu.

Mecha-G.I.N.O.: "M...Mercy..."
Shin-Goji: "You DARE to ask for MERCY?! Where was the MERCY for G.I.N.O.?!" *SOK* "Where was your MERCY for all those kaiju you butchered like pigs?!" *bam! bam! bam!* "When did you show MURUGU any mercy?!" *snap*

Shin-Goji throws Mecha-G.I.N.O.'s parts across Neo-Monster Island.

Mecha-Godzilla #1: "Dude, let's remember to never piss Shin-Goji off.. Ever!!!"
Mecha-Godzilla #2: "I think I just soiled my armor!"

[Trystenn]

Rorschach is in a building, the building is surrounded by poilice cops, btw THEY ALL HATE HIS ASS.

COP:This is the police, Rorschach, We know youre in there, its all over.
Now if anyone is in there with you Send them out un harmed

Rorschach:No No No

Cops:Then you follow with both hands clearly visible. Im going to give you thirty seconds!

Rorschach:Framed.Set up.Walked right into it. Stupid
Stupid
Stupid

Cops:After this i cant make any promises for your safety.
Cmon Rorschach Lets make this a nice clean surrender

Rorschach:Hehn? Never.Never surrender
Cops: Times ticking away Rorschach. Listen weve got men in the front and out back, we've got teargas and guns. We got a whole lotta hardware out here

Rorschach:Weapons.Yes........

Cops: Fifteen seconds....Ten seconds, Rorschach your making this hard on yourself.Five...Four...........Okay thats it Times up and We'er coming in. I Hope Your Ready.



Rorschach:.........When you are.

[Odjn Ouen]

"I Am The Sub-Mariner, I Am Namor, The Avenging Son. In Truth, I Am Strength!" - Namor

"Be my victim." - Candyman

[Saint_007]

From a recent Mac Hall:

Helen: "Don't get between a woman and her level 20!" (http://www.machall.com/index.php?strip_id=292)

Ah, that addiction that is MMORPGs...:)

[Saint_007]

First guy: "If we're not playing Tag, I'm leaving..."
Second Guy: "Alright ****er... *BAKKA BAKKA* ...you're it!" (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-08-13&res=l)

[Stretch Dude]

"He is an injured man in a house of healing, and will thus receive care regardless of his actions. That is my oath as a nurse. I have not, however, taken an oath to be gentle..." (http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2004-08-18)

[Trystenn]

Two from my very favorite anime:

Go and lick the ass of the devil Incognito
-Alucard right before he impales Incognito with holy silver

You stupid bitch first i am going to shoot you, then im going to rape you, then im going to shoot again in the head and rape you there!!!
-Yani screaming as he is shooting his way through a bunch of soldiers trying to get to the last Hellsing heir.

[Trystenn]

Gohshinki:Inuyasha-a-a-a-a I Know Your Going To Use The Cutting Wind Technique on Me

Inuyahsha:If You Know Then Prepare To Fucking Die!!!

[KameTen]

Here's a few for your enjoyment

"Move out yo' five dollar ass before I have to make change" D-Mob-Def Jam Vendetta


"I apologize. I'm .. sorry. I'm sorry we had to defend ourselves against an unwarranted attack. I'm sorry that your crew was stupid enough to fire on a station filled with a quarter million civilians, including your own people. And I'm sorry I waited as long as I did before I blew them all straight to hell![Pauses to Adjust his Shirt] ... As with everything else, it's the thought that counts." Sheridan[In His Quarters, Looking at a Mirror]-Babylon 5


Superman: "Any minute now Brainiac will explode. And guess what - you're going with him."
[Darkseid reaches for his Boom-Tube generator, but Superman destroys it with his heat vision]
Superman: "No, Darkseid, to get off this rock, you'll have to go through me."
Darkseid: "You really are a glutton for punishment. Time and again I've beaten you, humbled you. What makes you think today's outcome will be any different?"
Superman: "Because this time, I won't stop until you're just a greasy smear on my fist. Let's go." Justice League

"THE POWER OF THE SUPREME RULER DESTROYS EVIL!! THE ULTIMATE HERO... DANZAIVER!!!" Danzaizer-Evil Zone

"Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals and rule you like a king!" Sideshow Bob-The Simpsons

And although they may not be badassed, I like them just the same :p

Marah: "How long do we have to keep doing this before we look really good?"
Zurgane: "For the rest of your natural lives!" Power Rangers: Ninja Storm

Eric Duckman: "Remember kids, when you get to prison attach yourself to the biggest, toughest, meanest looking goon you can find. You don't wanna wind up as just anyone's bitch." Duckman

Sorry if these are already there

[founder81]

Superman: "Any minute now Brainiac will explode. And guess what - you're going with him."
[Darkseid reaches for his Boom-Tube generator, but Superman destroys it with his heat vision]
Superman: "No, Darkseid, to get off this rock, you'll have to go through me."
Darkseid: "You really are a glutton for punishment. Time and again I've beaten you, humbled you. What makes you think today's outcome will be any different?"
Superman: "Because this time, I won't stop until you're just a greasy smear on my fist. Let's go." Justice League


What issue is this from?? I think I need to get this one.

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

What issue is this from?? I think I need to get this one.

That was the episode Twilight! Hello? Don't you know about the animated Justice League?

[founder81]

That was the episode Twilight! Hello? Don't you know about the animated Justice League?

I know about it but no longer have Cartoon Network. I have to wait for the DVD's.

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

you have a long wait then. Justice League is now Justice League Unlimited, and they only have gotten as far to bring The Brave and the Bold and Injustice For All to DVD, which is coming out soon

[Trystenn]

This one is from BTAS, Tyger, Tyger.


Dr.Emile:I only wanted you to be strong! To show no weakness! No pity!

Tygrus: As you wish, Father!

[Chuckg]

Although I haven't read the series, I just saw this one in passing from Wildstorm's MONARCH #8


"Listen very carefully. If this is some kind of joke, I will personally hunt you down and kill you. This is not hyperbole. You will die screaming for pity from a God who will have the divine intelligence to stay light-years away from the vengeance I will rain down upon you."

-- some alternate-world version of Christine Trelane's grandmother, apparently

[founder81]

Deadpool # 6

Deadpool is about to kill a man execution style.

"It's nae right ta kill a man like this" - Terry (Siryn)

"Would you prefer poisoning then? Strangulation? Work with me here, Terry..." - Deadpool

"Killing Him is Nae going to make the nightmares go away...it's nae going t'undo the horrors of y'er life..." - Terry

"We won't really know that for sure until we give it the old college try, now will we?" - Deadpool

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

Now you stay in the back and keep quiet, woman. I don't have time for your stupidity right now. - Vegeta to Bulma

Hand me a towel Woman!!" - Vegeta to Bulma

Vegeta: (after kicking android 19 in the face) Nobody kills Kakarot while im around. Destiny has reserved that pleasure for me!

Vegeta: (After killing android 19) I only wish there was a junk yard near by so that we could give hime a proper burial! (smirk)

Vegeta: I didn't come here to defeat you, I came here to rip you to shreds!

Vegeta: Kid, I eat punks like you for my morning breakfast.

Vegeta:My heart is pure and calm, but make no mistake it's pure evil!

Vegeta:Once again I am the Prince of all saiyans!

Vegeta: You are fresh out of the factory without a warranty!

Vegeta: Damn!Why didn't anyone tell me he could read minds?

Vegeta:Enough!Be quiet!Remember I've sold my soul to Babidi!I have a sayain heart that depends on strength alone!They're nothing to me!

Vegeta:Well,Kakarot.Even you can prove helpless when you drop your guard.

Vegeta:The last thing I want is for this clown to play hero again and dangle it over my heaf.We'll finish this fight when i return,Kakarot.Till then,enjoy your sleep.

[The Drunkard Kid]

I don't have the quote with me, but if someone would be so kind, could they look up the scene in the manga where Future Trunks tells Vegeta that if he has to, he'd kill his own father to stop Cell from reaching his full strength. Then, when Vegeta decides to call him on his bluff, the boy smacks him right in the face with a powerful blast, then goes to try and off Cell?

That was awesome.

[Stretch Dude]

"I just perfected my technique. Also, I've decided to kill you." (http://strangedaze.keenspace.com/d/20040824.html)

[Eagle299]

"You're not so tough without your car, are ya?"- Phoebe O'Haira, Kindergarden Cop.

[Atomic Horror]

I don't know if this would fit better here or in the "Evilness" thread, but here goes..

In the PS2 game "Batman: Rise of Shin Tzu" Batman is attempting to foil the title villain(A Mardarin-esque crimelord). Bats hears that Shin Tzu is attempting to smuggle weapons of mass destruction into Gotham in a cargo ship, so he hijacks the ship, beats up Tzu's thugs, and takes the ship into the Batcave to attempt to defuse any weapons that might be on board. Batman is scanning the ship's cargo, and finds out that one crate scans differently from all the others. He goes to investigate, only to have Bane literally explode from the crate, the force of his exit knocking Batman halfway across the cave. Batman demands that Bane tell him where the bomb is, but Bane just laughs.

"Bomb? Who said anything about a bomb? You just heard this ship was carrying a weapon of mass destruction. And that..is me."

[Eagle299]

From Angel Moxie.

Riley: "Judging by what we saw in the monster lounge today, its safe to say that there's more or less an entire army waiting for us."

Tristan: "Should be fun." (http://www.venisproductions.com/angelmoxie/archives/3/9/397.html)

[Chuckg]

From WILDCATS #34, what should have been the death scene of Tao before it was retconned away to not really being Tao:

Tao -- "I mean, you've captured me. I've proven myself highly dangerous and impossible to restrain. What logical choice is there but to kill me? Except, of course, you can't."

Grifter -- ""Oh, can't I?!? CAN'T I?!? You orchestrated a war to benefit your power-play! You blew up my brother! You got me to shoot Savant! You..."

Tao -- "I have a cure for AIDS. I have a cure for cancer. I have a genetic patent on a maize strain that will end world hunger forever... and I can tell you how to get Zealot back."

Grifter -- "Y-you filthy little... Aw, Jesus, what am I supposed to do? He... aw, God! H-he's right. We can't kill him!"

(voice from off-panel) -- "Perhaps not..."

*imposing figure steps in through a hole in the wall*

"... but I think *I* can."

Tao -- "Oh dear. Majestic."

*Majestic glares at him*

Tao -- "Well, obviously, I won't bother trying to manipulate you. I respect you too much for that. Savant and the others were different, but you and I are intellectually very similar. Wouldn't you agree?"

*Majestic glares at him*

Tao -- "For example, as a military man, I'm sure that you at least appreciate my grasp of strategy. Sentiment and old grudges shouldn't influence tactical decisions. Surely you can see that?"

*Majestic glares at him*

Tao -- "I'm making you an offer, Majestic: my mind, your power. We could do anything. Anything. What do you say?"

*Majestic charges up his heat vision*

Majestic -- "Abomination. This is your last moment. Try, for once, to look it in the eye."

*ZORCH*

(edit -- on second thought, Majestic sounded /really/ pissed, hence the addition of bold text.)

[Anon]

From WILDCATS #34, what should have been the death scene of Tao before it was retconned away to not really being Tao:


As good as his death was...thank god it was retconned

Otherwise the world wouldn't have Sleeper, and Sleeper brings the world happiness (in a depressing sort of way)

[Chuckg]

Having finally read SLEEPER, I will agree with you that it's awesome in its own way.

It's just.. it's own way involves near-suicidal levels of depression, with no hope in sight...

Hypothetically, it's kind of like reading the world's best WoD fiction done by Neil Gaiman, guest-starring. On one hand, it's a very well-written fiction, done by Neil Gaiman. On the other hand, you're still in the World of fucking Darkness.

Except SLEEPER's worldview makes the WoD look like Candyland.

[Anon]

Having finally read SLEEPER, I will agree with you that it's awesome in its own way.

It's just.. it's own way involves near-suicidal levels of depression, with no hope in sight...

Hypothetically, it's kind of like reading the world's best WoD fiction done by Neil Gaiman, guest-starring. On one hand, it's a very well-written fiction, done by Neil Gaiman. On the other hand, you're still in the World of fucking Darkness.

Except SLEEPER's worldview makes the WoD look like Candyland.
Oh, no doubt. Sleeper is about as dark as fiction gets. Hence "bringing the world happiness (in a depressing sort of way). But still, it's a fantastic read, and I look forward to buying it every month. I just hope Holden finds some measure of happiness one day, and I fear he won't.

Edit: love the analogy, btw

[Chuckg]

I just hope Holden finds some measure of happiness one day, and I fear he won't.

Well, his One True Love is a woman who *has* to be pure living evil, or else she *dies*, his opposition is a guy who can mentally run laps around anybody short of /maybe/ Randall Dowling without breaking a sweat, his "backup" is an amoral user SOB who makes Benjamin Santini look like Captain America, and he's a walking lump of living pain, but only to those around him.

... yeah, I fear he won't either.

[Trystenn]

From Countdown, Spidey has a couple badass lines from there.

Spidey:I want you to ask me very nicely

Dr.Octopus:N-Never!
Spidey starts beating the living crap out of him

Spidey:Ask Me!
spidey starts beating into him even more savagely

Spidey:ASK ME!
Spidey REALLY beats into him

Spidey:ASK ME!!!
Spidey just stares at him

Dr.Octopus:Please......
Im begging you.............Dont kill me

[Chuckg]

I know I veer into dangerous territory here by referencing a real-world political speech, but my God, Zell Miller's speech (http://www.2004nycgop.org/cgi-data/speeches/files/ie65ay1zuai2r6ttb19uj6s2y6q7930j.shtml) at the Republican convention tonight was the most brutal, thorough, and merciless political ass-whupping I have ever seen in My. Entire. Life.

One sample...


"I could go on and on and on: Against the Patriot Missile that shot down Saddam Hussein's SCUD missiles over Israel, Against the Aegis air-defense cruiser, Against the Strategic Defense Initiative, Against the Trident missile, against, against, against.

This is the man who wants to be the Commander in Chief of our US Armed Forces?!?

US Forces armed with what? SPIT BALLS?!?"

(And yes, he really was screaming that one at the top of his lungs.)

-- Senator Zell Miller, 8/1/04


Edit -- Video link (mms://66.232.154.15/090104/rnc_miller_090104_300.wmv). (.WMV format)

[Stretch Dude]

"You seem to know who I am. I'm going to assume you're aware of what I'm capable of doing. Tell me who sent you, or else find out why my name is synonymous with eternal torment." (http://strangedaze.keenspace.com/d/20040902.html)

[Crinos]

Manga: Shaman King

Scene: Yoh Asakura is fighting Faust the 8th, who was vivisecting Manta a few minutes prior. Using his oversoul Yoh knocked Faust into a nearby headstone and broke his leg. Faust, not to be discouraged, pulls out a scalpel and proceeds to open up his leg.

Yoh: Are you insane!? what are you doing?!

Faust: heh... What do you think?

Shot of faust holding a bloody bone in one hand, his own bone.

Faust: I'm repairing my broken leg of course. Eliza!

Faust throws his bone to his spirit ally Eliza.

Faust: Bring me a tibia of my size and blood type! There should be plenty at hand. You have one minute!

Eliza Nods. Yoh just stares at Faust.

Faust: Nheh heh. Surprised? Amazed? Shocked? Its very simple. I'm transplanting the whole Tibia. It's Illegal, but it heals faster this way.

It takes 8-10 weeks for a fractured adult tibia to mend. But a mere 2-3 weeks for the muscles to attach to bone. Ill just suture the ligaments and my leg will be as good as new in short order.

A master surgeon such as I can perform this procedure in about three minutes.

I feel no pain. My entire body is Anesthetized with morphine.

So you see, you cannot defeat me.

I'm sorry, but that has got to be the most badass moment Ive seen in shaman king since HoroHoro's opening appearence.

[Deskad]

My number one favourite quote..

"My heart is calm and pure, but make no mistake, Its pure EVIL!"

- Vegeta

[StoneGold]

I know I veer into dangerous territory here by referencing a real-world political speech, but my God, Zell Miller's speech (http://www.2004nycgop.org/cgi-data/speeches/files/ie65ay1zuai2r6ttb19uj6s2y6q7930j.shtml) at the Republican convention tonight was the most brutal, thorough, and merciless political ass-whupping I have ever seen in My. Entire. Life.

One sample...



Edit -- Video link (mms://66.232.154.15/090104/rnc_miller_090104_300.wmv). (.WMV format)
Which just goes to show you, one man's political ass-whupping is another man's rantings by a madman. Serious, you see the interview with Chris Matthews afterwards? Crazy mofo challenged him to a duel!!!

[Chuckg]

... and that's /not/ badass? :D

[Tages]

No, that's reckless, crude and needlessly inflammatory of him.

[founder81]

I know I veer into dangerous territory here by referencing a real-world political speech, but my God, Zell Miller's speech (http://www.2004nycgop.org/cgi-data/speeches/files/ie65ay1zuai2r6ttb19uj6s2y6q7930j.shtml) at the Republican convention tonight was the most brutal, thorough, and merciless political ass-whupping I have ever seen in My. Entire. Life.

One sample...



Edit -- Video link (mms://66.232.154.15/090104/rnc_miller_090104_300.wmv). (.WMV format)

I thought this the one-politic free thread. :( And its only bad ass if you agree with him.

(Now, put all the political quotes you want in the quotes to define viliany thread, and I'd have no problem with it :D )

[Rabid Trekkie]

Bought League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Vol 1 yesterday and finished it today, Nemo has some pretty cool lines in it.

Nemo: No, I'd come to much the same conclusion. Bond believes we are his pawns. He thinks No-One observes his game. But I AM No-One. I observe everything...and to play with Nemo is to play games with Destruction.

also later on

Nemo: Come forward! Come forward men of England! Tell the Gods that Nemo sent you!

[Z-man]

From the DCU 2000 2-part JLA/JSA crossover:

Green Lantern: Your plan is to pick a fight? With the Spectre?

Batman: Essentially.

[srankmissingnin]

Gamma's incounter with Random thug:

Random Guy with gun: Your too close! Even I wont give you the time to pray to god! DIE RIGHT THERE!

*Gamma cuts his head off before a shot is fired*

Gamma: Sorry but... I don't have enough faith to pray to god.

Gamma to Calder:

Gamma: Whats wrong? Get up!! Weren't you going to carve it into our bodies?... Your strength, that is.

Gamma to Balmunk:

Gamma: Come at me? Is that what an AO class like you has to say to an SO class like me?

...basicly everything Gamma says in a fight is badass

Deshwitat to Millenear

Deshwitat: A tiger eating a weaker beast is the law of nature that confirms the circle of life. But for me drinking the blood of a human is a cruel and evil act... How long will you hide behind this ignorance and norrow mindedness?

[Metaphysician]

Bought League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Vol 1 yesterday and finished it today, Nemo has some pretty cool lines in it.

Nemo: No, I'd come to much the same conclusion. Bond believes we are his pawns. He thinks No-One observes his game. But I AM No-One. I observe everything...and to play with Nemo is to play games with Destruction.

also later on

Nemo: Come forward! Come forward men of England! Tell the Gods that Nemo sent you!

Definitely agree.

[Lo'boHorde]

"The name's Plissken."
- Snake Plissken

[Eagle299]

"If you can call yourself a princess, then..." cracks whip, "You can call me a queen!"- Cutey Honey.

Note: I'm finding Cutey Honey to be surprisingly entertaining for something so fan servicy.

[Z-man]

From Hsu and Chan issue 3, the one where Hsu loses his hand.

"I was going to let you live...
Well, okay, I was actually going to keep running and screaming and hope that some unlikely deus ex machina would come out of nowhere and save everything, as per the usual...
...But your devilry has removed all mercy from me, in addition to one of my more favored bodily portions!

Prepare to meet your insurer!"

[lonewolf23k]

Tristan, to an unseen, but defeated mob of monsters: "Ok, who's alive and wants to fight? Show of Hands."

One monstrous hand is seen rising from off-camera.

"You're not allowed to raise someone else's hand, dumbass."

[heretic]

(note: this is also a good AntiCapitalPunishment line, but let us not get into that)

"You misunderstand me. I am not here to *stop* the execution. That is a mortal legal matter, and none of my concern.

HOWEVER.

I have told you this man is innocent. If you execute him, then *that* will be murder... and I will avenge that murder... on all those responsible for his death."

"You can't hold us responsible for this! We're just carrying out the wishes of the people of the State of New York!"

"Then it is the people of the State of New York who shall feel my wrath."

"... call the governor, tell him we've found pressing reasons to reopen the case."

HTG

[Aubergine~!]

...basicly everything Gamma says in a fight is badass

C.T. Smith was more badass though.

Plus he had more style.

[Seto Kaiba]

Wish I could find the actual scene and quote, but the UK Transformers series has a scene with a flashback to the fighting on Cybertron, Prime and several Autobots are under heavy fire, with a number of wounded, included Prime himself.

Prime turns to his subordinate:

Prime: Do you have the white flag?

Autobot: Yes sir, right here I'll just put this up and we can surrender (or words to that effect).

Prime: You'll bind my wound with it soldier.

Autobot: What?

Prime: I said, you'll bind my wound with it.

Optimus Prime was the man.

I have that book. That seems right. He kinda reminded me of Captain America when he said that.

[Ghost]

From recent "Zebra Girl." (http://zebragirl.keenspot.com)

The gang has just had a rustle with some werewolves. The werewolves in question are huge, think World of Darkness Werewolves but larger. Long story short, Sam (an anthorpomorchic rabbit with no special powers) wakes up in the wreckage of the werewolves's cabin.

Sam: "Mother... What did I have to drink...?"

Looks at the ruins around him.

Sam: "...Riiiiight, right. The wolves. Man, this is turning into a long night."

Werewolf: "Grrrrrrr!"

Sam looks calmly at the growling, drooling werewolf.

Sam: "Oh, hey Wally. Where're the girls?"

Wally: "Don't move or... I'll rip you all to hell!"

Sam: "Sigh... Look, kid, I think we all know how this is going to go. You're a nice guy at heart, just got stuck playing bad guy with a wrong crowd. Then you meet--"

Wally: "Rrrark!"

Sam slaps the enourmous werewolf.

Sam: "Listen to me, dammit! You met a sweet girl, and hey! You start to see the light... Next thing you know, your pals aren't so cool anymore. And they really don't seem worth a sweet girl getting hurt over. Maybe you even save the day!"

Wally: "What're you talking about?"

Sam starts to tie the remaining unconsious werewolves up.

Sam: "I'm just trying to streamline things for you. Save some time. Still out cold... Wusses."

Wally: "Y-You don't know me."

Sam: "Come on, you smell more panicky then I did. That's why I trusted you in the ally, I thought maybe you already switched sides. You're a classic "switch sides" kind of character."

Wally: "No I'm no--"

Sam slaps him again.

Sam: "Switch sides or I'll kick your ass!!


(I can't believe the most badass character in that comic is a rabbit! :cool: )

[SAMAS]

(I can't believe the most badass character in that comic is a rabbit! :cool: )

*a-HEM* (http://sluggy.com/)

[Ghost]

D'oh. I forgot about him.

Alright, it's offical: rabbits kick ass!

[T-1000]

This is from an episode of DBZ. Vegeta has been fighting Babidi's henchmen Pui Pui, and whiping the floor with him, so Babidi has just used his magic to change the entire room to a strange alien world. The following dialogue occurs.

Pui Pui: Welcome to my home planet. I've won many great battles here, and by now, you've noticed that my planet is very different from yours. *picks up small rock* It's the gravity; ten times stronger than Earth. *drops the rock and it lands with a surprisingly forceful thud* Your hopes of winning are falling faster than that stone. You won't leave here alive. Bwahahaha.

Vegeta: Hehe!

Pui Pui: Huh?

Vegeta: Maybe, if this was five hundred times gravity, you might have an advantage, but ten! I don't even feel it.

[Peter]

I wouldn't normally, but two quotes from Munchy that I thought were just completely badass...

"Murderous violence is funny after all? COOL! My entire posting career here has just been justified!" *starts smacking people with swords*


And after leaping to Nemo's defence by attacking Slayven...

*draws the Masamune*

So how many pieces do you want him in?


Bless ya Munchy :D.

[yeoman]

D'oh. I forgot about him.

Alright, it's offical: rabbits kick ass!

You ever read Usagi Yojimbo? Usagi has several badass moments.

[lonewolf23k]

You ever read Usagi Yojimbo? Usagi has several badass moments.

Between Usagi, Bun Bun, the aformentionned rabbit and Bonzaii Bunny (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/178171), I think it's safe to say that if a rabbit in fiction shows some sort of combat ability, it's indeed a truly badass warrior...

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

just wondering, can anyone remember any Raven quotes from Zoid's Chaotic Century/Guardian Force? He was pretty badass

[BrendanK]

Between Usagi, Bun Bun, the aformentionned rabbit and Bonzaii Bunny (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/178171), I think it's safe to say that if a rabbit in fiction shows some sort of combat ability, it's indeed a truly badass warrior...
Well Kevin http://www.kevinandkell.com/ is tough but not really that much of a warrior.

[Peter]

From the film "Just Married"...

"I warn you, I studied karate under a Chinese master."
"Great. I hope he taught you how to pull a poker OUT OF YOUR ASS!"

[Melbourne Mew Mew]

Between Usagi, Bun Bun, the aformentionned rabbit and Bonzaii Bunny (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/178171), I think it's safe to say that if a rabbit in fiction shows some sort of combat ability, it's indeed a truly badass warrior...

I blame Monty Python for this.

[Stretch Dude]

From The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy: Ex-General Skarr (formerly of "Evil Con Carne") has moved into the neighborhood, and he immediately encounters Billy, who brings up the topic of Grim and his powerful scythe, saying that anyone who stole it from Grim could wield ultimate power and such. Skarr initially tries to quell the temptation to steal the scythe by doing "normal" neighbor things, like making cornbread, but he eventually caves in to his dark urges, steals the scythe from Grim, and races home, where, to his surprise, Mandy is waiting for him:

Mandy: *slowly clapping* Bravo, Mr. Skarr. Bravo. I've been watching you. *Skarr points the scythe at Mandy and prepares to blast her with it.* Oh, really now. Put that thing down before you put your other eye out. Since you're new, I'll be nice and explain the rules: I am the one who gets annoyed by Billy. I am the one who bosses Grim around. And most importantly, I am the one who plays with the scythe. So, you see, when you steal from Grim, you steal from me. And you don't want to steal from me, do you?
Skarr: *nervously* No, I -- wait! This is mine! I earned it! You can't just... *Mandy stares at him. Skarr falters and lowers the scythe.* What are you?!
Mandy: I'm just a pretty little girl.
*Cut to outside Skarr's house. Mandy leaves, holding the scythe.*
Mandy: Thanks for the cornbread, Mr. Skarr. Oh, and...welcome to the neighborhood.

[The Real Nemo]

Genma: Look at me Red. Ten times the strength... The power of Ankoku Tou Kikou Jutsu, the Black Fighting Aura. Do you really think that spear can stop me? Despite you insolence, I'll make certain you don't suffer.

Benitora: One step...

Genma: What?!

Benitora: *smiling cheerfully* If you take one more step... you're dead.

Genma: Heh heh heh. You're out of your mind. Why do you always say the stupidest things?

Genma: NOW YOU DIE!

*he moves to strike Benitora, but in the next instant he has a hole in his chest. Benitora is standing on the other side of him, with Genma's heart at the end of his spear*

Genma: Aaa... W... What?

Genma: M... My... Heart... Give it... Back...

Benitora: I'll tell you what. You never paid me for this job. So I'll keep the heart...

*he crushes it in his hand*

Benitora: ...and let's just call it even.

-Samurai Deeper Kyo

[Z-man]

From the Sherlock Holmes story "The Adventure of the Solitary Cyclist.The villain of the piece has just forcibly married Holmes' client. EDIT: And, while it is a little vague, I think the story implies that he raped her, too.

Holmes and Watson are joined by a young man, who has this to say to the villain:

"Yes," said our ally, "I am Bob Carruthers, and I'll see this woman righted, if I have to swing for it. I told you what I'd do if you molested her, and, by the Lord! I'll be as good as my word."
"You're too late. She's my wife."
"No, she's your widow."

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

just wondering, can anyone remember any Raven quotes from Zoid's Chaotic Century/Guardian Force? He was pretty badass
hello, anybody know any quotes?

[MKTerra]

I like Hiei's li'l speech after first absorbing the Black Dragon Wave.

"Countless centuries... Countless masters trying to harness the power of the Darkness Flame. Only I have had the courage, the strength, and the abandon to realize it's glorious potential. I have the power of the Black Dragon... Because now I am the Dragon."

[Chuckg]

"Do you know why Admiral Vorrutyer died?"

"No..."

"He tried to hurt my husband through me. I found that... annoying. I wish you would cease trying to annoy me, Count Vordarian. I'm afraid you might succeed."

-- Lady Cordelia Naismith Vorkosigan, _Barrayar_, by Lois McMaster Bujold


(note -- it's 'Lady' Vorkosigan, not 'Countess' Vorkosigan, because at this point in the narrative old Count Piotr was still alive and Aral Vorkosigan was only the heir, not the count.)

[CDTM]

Not really a line before kicking arse, but I love this Lobo quotable:

"Fishy, fishy, from the drink
How I wonder what you'd think
If you could see me wastin' 'way
In this rusty crate of grey
You'd see my life become a drag
'Cuz I got no one to frag!"

Then phase pops in and gets Lobo going ^_^


The old Superman/Lobo fight had a really good quote: "Sure, you've got your super strength and all, but while you fight like a butler, I duke it out like a mad dog!"

Like a BUTLER, lol.

There's one pretty cool one I remember from Cowboy Bebop, when Piere La Fou makes his first appearence and says "Greetings gentlemen, I've traveled here to take your lives".


And the most rememberable quoteable of all will always be. from the end of Cowboy Bebop, Spikes last words...

"Bang"

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

Piccolo: Of course I look like him! I am the demon king's reincarnation!

that is from the tournament in Dragonball

[KameTen]

Prepare for trouble.
And make it double.
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all people within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light.
Surrender now or prepare to fight.

Damn that commercial for making that sound so badassed :)

[Peter]

Prepare for trouble.
And make it double.
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all people within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light.
Surrender now or prepare to fight.

Damn that commercial for making that sound so badassed :)

Except for the fact that anybody who actually knows Team Rocket is liable to fall down in a fit of giggles :).

[Saint_007]

Except for the fact that anybody who actually knows Team Rocket is liable to fall down in a fit of giggles :).
All too true...

When they first created TR, they could have been the cute-but-deadly Masters of Evil capable of giving the good guys a hard time...

Of course when Poke-my-*** was launched, the series became saccharine-saturated BS about cuteness and wuv and cuddliness...

*HURL*

[lonewolf23k]

All too true...

When they first created TR, they could have been the cute-but-deadly Masters of Evil capable of giving the good guys a hard time...

Of course when Poke-my-*** was launched, the series became saccharine-saturated BS about cuteness and wuv and cuddliness...

*HURL*

I blame the Japanese writers and the Translation crews.. The former for writing TR as a bunch of dumbasses, and the latter for making them lose what little badassness they had left.

[CDTM]

hello, anybody know any quotes?

RAVEN! OMG, almost NOBODY knows, or cares, about Raven, in any of the places I've been to!

He was one of the few anime quasi villians to actually beat the hero almost every time, except for once and that looked more plot device driven. But then Raven goes on to squash Van in several rematch's.

Quotes? Hmm..

Well, that girl with the blue Genosaurer snuck up on him one time, and he said something like "If you sneak up like that again, I'll kill you"), and she was actually pretty shocked by it too.

I think. This is going on pure memory though...

He had a bunch of "You don't understand Zoids" and stuff quotes, but I can't remember them off hand..

Just looked around the web a little, and can't find anything. Maybe if I dig through my old tape collection...

I never did get to see this character VEGA on the other Zoids show that's supposed to look kind of like Raven, with his own Ultimate X Zoid.

[Melchior]

"I never did get to see this character VEGA on the other Zoids show that's supposed to look kind of like Raven, with his own Ultimate X Zoid." CDTM

And I never got to see the last few episodes of the series with Raven (just when it got decent...), so maybe its just some cosmic equilibrium.

Vega is this kid whose a phenomenal pilot. Ends up piloting the 'Ultimate Ex' Berserk Fury. Or Berserk Furher, depending on what translation you see. One man team, probably on Raven's level. The biggest thing is that he was tearing through multiple teams during the last big match, as well as taking down a space station and three knock-offs of his Zoid (and getting hit by the particle cannons first). At the end, Bit and Vega were pretty much even, though Vega got knocked out. The Furher took over, and again almost completely neutralized Bit. It lost when Vega woke up and ejected (shutting the Zoid down). Not too bad, when you consider the fact that the Ultimate Xs are stated to be learn and adapt according to past battles and Vega had his for a few weeks compared to Bit's months to a year. A bit more time to learn, and the Furher would have probably won.

[The Real Nemo]

Prepare for trouble.
And make it double.
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all people within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light.
Surrender now or prepare to fight.

Damn that commercial for making that sound so badassed :)
It is kind of creepy the way they have those two little girls on swings saying the "to denounce the evils of truth and love" line...

[AndyAnime]

Here's one from the Futurama episode "Insane in the Mainframe", where Bender's "friend" Roberto holds the Planet Express crew hostage, except for Fry, who has become convinced he's a combat robot.

Roberto: Hey, Red! You're just in time for the hostage situation! Now, which side you gonna be on?
Fry: The one that kicks your twisted metal ass!

[Ghost]

You ever read Usagi Yojimbo? Usagi has several badass moments.

Dear God! Usagi was badassedness personified! :eek:

Between Usagi, Bun Bun, the aformentionned rabbit and Bonzaii Bunny (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/178171), I think it's safe to say that if a rabbit in fiction shows some sort of combat ability, it's indeed a truly badass warrior...

From now on, I shall worship rabbits!

[metalhead_dave743]

Jesse Custer to the All Father: "I am an American, fatboy. What's your excuse?"

[Stretch Dude]

"Great, let's test it. In this 'vision,' how many arms did you have?" (http://www.itswalky.com/d/20040227.html)

I hereby declare this the Most Ironic Badass Line Ever.

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

"A fine display of dust, if that was your intention." Raditz to Piccolo, "Is it MY turn? May I show you some REAL power?"

[Tages]

Every DBZ quote is like that.

[SuperSaiyaMan12]

well, that is the original quote that Toryiama wrote

[Uratoh]

The bullet of justice that kicks evil's ***!

-Good Excel, after shooting Bad Excel

[Chuckg]

"Who can deny that conflict is a purifying flame which sears away cowardice, hesitation, sentiment—all that which is unworthy in Man?"

-- Donald Rumsfeld, US Secretary of Defense, and Master of the Eagle Fist Tournament (http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/archive/index.php/t-1795.html).

:D

[lonewolf23k]

"Who's the Man!? Who's the Man!? Wait 'till I get another plane, I'm gonna line up all your buddies right beside you!"

Will Smith's jet pilot character from ID4, after being the only one to successfully knock down an alien fighter in that movie in the original attack.

"Welcome to Earth."

Same character, right after knocking out said alien fighter's pilot with just one punch.

Say what you will, but I think that was badass..

[Ghost]

I was playing Soul Calibur II with my brother (Vandal) a while ago. I picked Heihachi and I think he played as Cervantes, not sure.
Anyway, when deciding the amount of stamina, I set mine for "unlimited." Since I had the impression he noticed, we started the battle.
Halfway into the fight, Vandal noticed that his attacks didn't do any damage.

VANDAL: "Hey, you're in god-mode!"
ME: "Yeah, didn't I tell you?"
VANDAL: "No, you didn't. Oh well, then I guess I don't need to hold back."

:cool:

[Ghost]

"Who can deny that conflict is a purifying flame which sears away cowardice, hesitation, sentiment—all that which is unworthy in Man?"

-- Donald Rumsfeld, US Secretary of Defense, and Master of the Eagle Fist Tournament (http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/archive/index.php/t-1795.html).

:D

That has got to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long while. :D

[Dumb Ass]

BAH! - Doom

[Altraferne]

This quote comes from the most unlikely person imaginable, Vir from Babylon 5, a normally spinless, sniveling little coward as he speaks with Mr. Morden, emissary of the Shadows.

Morden- "So, Mr. Vir, what is that you want?"

Vir- "I would like to live just long enough to see them cut off your head and stick it on a pike, as an eternal reminder to all generations that some favors come at too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless little eyes and wave...like this" (wiggles figers at him) "Do you think [The Shadows] could arrange that?"

[SAMAS]

This quote comes from the most unlikely person imaginable, Vir from Babylon 5, a normally spinless, sniveling little coward as he speaks with Mr. Morden, emissary of the Shadows.

Morden- "So, Mr. Vir, what is that you want?"

Vir- "I would like to live just long enough to see them cut off your head and stick it on a pike, as an eternal reminder to all generations that some favors come at too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless little eyes and wave...like this" (wiggles figers at him) "Do you think [The Shadows] could arrange that?"

"Do you think your associates could arrange that?"

[Altraferne]

"Do you think your associates could arrange that?"

Yes yes, I was just paraphrasing for those who might not know the scenario.

[Melchior]

And guess what. It happened (though the associates had nothing to do with it).

And you know what Vir did?

He looked up into Mr. Morden's cold, lifeless eyes, and waved his hand.... like that (wiggles fingers).

[BrendanK]

And guess what. It happened (though the associates had nothing to do with it).

And you know what Vir did?

He looked up into Mr. Morden's cold, lifeless eyes, and waved his hand.... like that (wiggles fingers).
Oh yes, after killing the emperor, and destroying the Shadow Fleet, Londo told Vir, "Go out into the courtyard, I have a present for you. I am sure you will enjoy it."

And of corse Londo had some good moments shortly before that.

Londo: "Yes, their ships are very powerful, in space. But at the moment they are on the ground."
Morden: "They can detect any ship approaching and be fully active in seconds. What are you going to do, Blow them up?
Londo: "Now that you mention it." Presses button and blows up the island where the Shadow Ships are based.

[SAMAS]

Since you want to bring Babylon 5 into it:

Delenn : Only one human captain has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else.

Susan Ivanova : I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, goddammit! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.

Refa : Why should I do as you say?
Londo : Because I have asked you; because your sense of duty to our people should override any personal ambition; and because I have poisoned your drink.

G'Kar : With luck, they may never find you, but if they do, you will know pain...
Na'Toth: And you will know fear.
G'Kar : And then you will die. Have a pleasant flight.

[Altraferne]

Susan Ivanova : I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, goddammit! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.

Heeheehee...man that was hard core. :evilsmile

[CDTM]

I was playing Soul Calibur II with my brother (Vandal) a while ago. I picked Heihachi and I think he played as Cervantes, not sure.
Anyway, when deciding the amount of stamina, I set mine for "unlimited." Since I had the impression he noticed, we started the battle.
Halfway into the fight, Vandal noticed that his attacks didn't do any damage.

VANDAL: "Hey, you're in god-mode!"
ME: "Yeah, didn't I tell you?"
VANDAL: "No, you didn't. Oh well, then I guess I don't need to hold back."

:cool:

He still punked you, huh? :evilsmile

[Ghost]

He still punked you, huh? :evilsmile

Nah, we had it set to unlimited rounds as well, so there wasn't any technical winner. I just thought that line deserved some badassedness cred.

(He did throw me out of the ring once, though. It's cool when you can still defeat an invulnerable opponent. ;))

[Ghost]

Oh, and most of those Babylon 5-quotes have been posted.
By me. :D

[Crinos]

Basically its a fanfic where Sakura decides to emulate Adon and become his student rather than Ryu. It also features characters from other capcom games, such as final fight. here's the scene.

Back when the Mad Gear was whole and ran Metro City, Rolento Schugerg, a former Green Beret driven insane by the horrors of war, was second in command, with Belger as his only superior. So why was it that Rolento was standing in the office of some shadowy figure behind a desk, smoking a cigar?

"Your plane leaves in five hours, Rolento," the deep, scratchy voice grunted. "Do you have everything you need?"

"Yes, sir."

"Good. Since there were sixteen spots for this shindig, I'm sending some others to enter with you. Axl, Slash, Two P., Bill Bull, Dug and Abigail."

"Sounds good. Too bad I'll have to take each of them out if they get in my way."

The man behind the desk took a deep breath. "Very well. Though if I may ask, why are you holding that handkerchief over your face?"

"It's just that... well..."

"Be honest, Rolento."

"It smells in here, sir. The stench is overwhelming."

The shadowy figure stood up. "I see. Yes, I agree it does stink. Almost like something died in here. But nothing did die in here, Rolento. The Mad Gear didn't die. I'm sure of that. The Mad Gear can never be destroyed. It is only a matter of time before we own this city once again." He turned around and looked at a patched up window, yet to be replaced. "As for Belger... he didn't die in here. He was still alive as he plunged downward into the pavement. In fact, he died at the end of two grueling minutes after hitting the ground. Two minutes of intense pain."

He threw down his cigar in disgust. "But there's one thing Haggar, Cody and Guy did not foresee. They thought that Belger's death would bring light to Metro City." Stepping into the light, it turned out to be Belger himself. Though for obvious reasons, his body didn't seem to be holding together so well and his decaying flesh was an unhealthy blue tone.

"Death can't stop me. It only pisses me off."



This is actually based off the final fight revenge game, where Belger was infact a zombie. Still a pretty badass quote.

Incidentially, Less than legendary can be found Here (http://www.rit.edu/~gjj2192/hol/fanfic/index.html)

[BrendanK]

Oh, and most of those Babylon 5-quotes have been posted.
By me. :D
Well, one effect of how big this thread has gotten,(28 pages) and how long it's been going, is that there will be some repitition of quotes.

Hmm, I think that no one posted this one from Winston Churchill:
"We shall fight on. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall never surrender!" Of corse then he covered the mike and told someone close "And we'll hit the Nazi's as the come ashore with the butt ends of empty beer bottles. Which is all we've bloody well got."

[MKTerra]

"Who can deny that conflict is a purifying flame which sears away cowardice, hesitation, sentiment—all that which is unworthy in Man?"

-- Donald Rumsfeld, US Secretary of Defense, and Master of the Eagle Fist Tournament (http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/archive/index.php/t-1795.html).

:D
Yeah, that whole paragraph reeked of awesome :D

"Who can deny that conflict is a purifying flame which sears away cowardice, hesitation, sentiment—all that which is unworthy in Man?" Rumsfeld said, stroking his albino cheetah. "And my fighting arena is the crucible which concentrates that fire into the refined white heat of invincibility. The victor of my Eagle Fist Tournament shall be, by nature and definition, unsurpassed in the ways of the warrior. Such a fighter is fit to be the instrument of Rumsfeld."
Hmm, I think that no one posted this one from Winston Churchill:
"We shall fight on. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall never surrender!" Of corse then he covered the mike and told someone close "And we'll hit the Nazi's as the come ashore with the butt ends of empty beer bottles. Which is all we've bloody well got."
Lol, that's great :D Morbid at the time, but pretty funny looking back :)

[Peter]

I was watching a fairly terrible horror film on cable last night, and although it was pretty bad, there was a line right at the end which was just so incredibly awesome. The scene -- the hero (a cop) has just confronted the villain, who's holding somebody hostage.


The villain -- (speaking to a third party watching the scene) “He suffers from the hero’s curse of hope.”
The hero -- (pulling out his gun) “Yeah. I hope my first shot blows your fucking head off!”


I was laughing so hard I nearly burst something :).

[Vaders shoeshine boy]

"Let's Rock"

"Al Bundy, Married with Children"
Ba-dada-da-da... :cool:

[Vaders shoeshine boy]

"I don't know what you're paying him,but that man deserves a raise !"

In the Sinbad animated feature it's what Sinbad said to Proteus about one of his soldiers,whose only response after being swallowed by a Giant Squid and spat out a minute later,was to shout "Raaaarh !",and instanly leap back into the battle!

[Vaders shoeshine boy]

Oh,and who can ever forget this one:

"What's the matter with you-he is only ONE man!"

[spacecomet]

meow, i smell "sniff sniff" skanks! why don't you girls just pack it up before i leave tread marks on your face! (michelle rodriguez as "letty" from the fast and the furious).

[Tien Long]

From the classic Dolph Lundren movie...

Alien Drug Dealer: "I come in peace."

Dolph Lundren: "And you're going, IN PIECES!" (Proceeds to blow up alien with super powerful shotgun.)

A classic of afternoon cinema.

[Demonicuss Krinn]

I might as well bring in that badass of the Wild West, Jonah Hex.

Y'see, there was this one miniseries, Hex, which took Jonah and dropped him into your typical post-apocalyptic future, where he roamed about, beating bad guys up and wondering how the hell he was going to get home.

In the last issue, he was truckin' along in an abandoned amusement park when he sees this sign, "See Jonah Hex!" Curious, he does...and sees his long mummified, stuffed corpse.

So, what does Jonah say upon seeing this display of his own mortality?

"Huh. Guess this means I'm going home."

BADASS.

[BrendanK]

"I don't know what you're paying him,but that man deserves a raise !"

In the Sinbad animated feature it's what Sinbad said to Proteus about one of his soldiers,whose only response after being swallowed by a Giant Squid and spat out a minute later,was to shout "Raaaarh !",and instanly leap back into the battle!

Well if other peoples descriptions fit, then there's a scene from the origional Under Siege. Tommy Lee Jones character has just found another of Rybek (Stephan Segal)'s victoms, this one impaled by a section of I beam he was cutting up.
"Mr. Andrews, why is he not working for us?! I don't know his price but he would have been worth it!"

[DDX]

I thought "Let's go to work" as an exit line in Angel was pretty damn badass, given the context.

[Peter]

I thought "Let's go to work" as an exit line in Angel was pretty damn badass, given the context.

I prefered, "Well personally, I kinda want to slay the dragon."

Anyway, this is a line from Van Helsing, which I thought was pretty badass in its own way.

Van Helsing -- You cursed. Not very well mind you, but you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all.
Carl -- Actually I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want. *pause for beat* Damn it.

[CDTM]

"I told you Spike, I'm the only one who can kill you" - Viscious

"You want Viscious? You don't know what Viscous is!" - Spike

[Melbourne Mew Mew]

SPOILER for Astonishing X-Men #5

Ord: Do you think that because you are made of mere steel -- that you can stand against me?

Collossus: I am not made of steel. Rage. I... am made... of RAGE!

(highlight above to read)

[Michael P]

SPOILER for Astonishing X-Men #5

Ord: Do you think that because you are made of mere steel -- that you can stand against me?

Collossus: I am not made of steel. Rage. I... am made... of RAGE!

(highlight above to read)
Hell. Yeah.

[Kirayoshi]

Here's one from a fanfic I discovered recently.

"Court Martial" (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1897125/1/) by Charlene Edwards takes place after Nightwing #92, but spins off wildly from Devon Grayson's plot. In this one, Dick Grayson, disgusted by Tarantula's killing Blockbuster then having her way with Dick, chose to confess the events to Superman. As a result, the JLA decide to hold a court-martial to determine Nightwing's guilt in the matter, in order to insure that justice is served without revealing Nightwing's(and by extention Batman's) secret identity. GL John Stewart and Blue Beetle serve as the prosecution, while Barbara Gordon heads the defense.

In the most recent chapter, Babs has assembled the Birds of Prey(Black Canary and Huntress, with Catwoman, Batgirl and Starfire as backup) in order to find Tarantula, who she now knows to be behind Nightwing's troubles. I think her line at this point qualifies as bad-ass;

"So we're all clear? I want you to bring me Tarantula's head. The rest of her ... purely optional."

[CDTM]

I probably already said this, but:

"While you fight like a butler, I duke it out like a mad dog!" - Lobo to Superman

"Pretty big talk for a dead man" to Kalibak in the JL toon was pretty baddass.

That's what I love about Lobo. When done right, he's flat out cool... Bloodlust, rides a space motorcycle, beat up Superman.

What's not to love?

[Z-man]

I probably already said this, but:

"While you fight like a butler, I duke it out like a mad dog!" - Lobo to Superman

WTH does "fight like a butler" mean?

[Hiromi]

"Shut your mouth Fury, those of us with souls have work to do."
-Wolverine to Nick Fury

[Atomic Horror]

I probably already said this, but:


"Pretty big talk for a dead man" to Kalibak in the JL toon was pretty baddass.


I like the follow-up:
Kalibak: "I'm not dead yet."
Lobo: "Oh, sorry. My watch is running five seconds fast."

[Hiromi]

WTH does "fight like a butler" mean?
Apparently fighting like Superman, or IOWs Lobo was saying that he fought dirty.

[Peter]

"So we're all clear? I want you to bring me Tarantula's head. The rest of her ... purely optional."

Oh hell yeah :D.

[CDTM]

WTH does "fight like a butler" mean?


The stereotypical "tea and crumpits" british type Butler who's all stiff and formal. Basically Lobo's saying Superman fights like an anal retentive do nothing.

More or less.

[CDTM]

I like the follow-up:
Kalibak: "I'm not dead yet."
Lobo: "Oh, sorry. My watch is running five seconds fast."

YES! >_<

Best scene of that whole show, and the only part that didn't have me halfway bored ;)

[Trystenn]

From one of my favorite movies Dusk Til Dawn
Seth Gecko:I dont even care about living or dying anymore, all i care about is sending as many of those Godless fucks right back to Hell!

The Dad: Amen brother.

[Z-man]

The stereotypical "tea and crumpits" british type Butler who's all stiff and formal. Basically Lobo's saying Superman fights like an anal retentive do nothing.

More or less.

They aren't known for having a fighting style, so it makes little to no sense for Lobo to attribute one to them.

[CDTM]

They aren't known for having a fighting style, so it makes little to no sense for Lobo to attribute one to them.

Sure, but he was using the stereotype.

When someone says "you hit like a girl", they don't have a fighting style either, but it's clear you're being called a wimp. That's pretty much Lobo's definition of Butler, going on the sterotype...

[Z-man]

Sure, but he was using the stereotype.

When someone says "you hit like a girl", they don't have a fighting style either, but it's clear you're being called a wimp. That's pretty much Lobo's definition of Butler, going on the sterotype...

You argue like a snowboarder.

Butlers AREN'T stereotyped as being bad or stiff fighters, since there is no wide ranging stereotype of Butlers fighting.

[CDTM]

You argue like a snowboarder.

Butlers AREN'T stereotyped as being bad or stiff fighters, since there is no wide ranging stereotype of Butlers fighting.

Perhaps, but how effective would you consider a stiff, primp and proper butler to be?

"Have at you sir!", as the Butler tosses a stiff looking swing, then gets pummeled by the street punk.

That's about the image I get when someone says "You fight like a Butler".

C3PO from Star Wars is exactly what I'm talking about. He's not a butler, but he does fit the profile perfectly. James Bond's assistant who hands out his weapons does as well...

Alfred Pennyworth from Batman?

All of them wouldn't last five minutes against Punisher in a fight, IMO.

Anyways, if you're saying there's no pre established stereotype of insulting someone by saying they fight like a Butler, well... so what? Is coining a phrase a bad thing?

And is the phrase really that obtuse?

"Man, you fight like a Butler!"

"Damn right! You bad, you da man, you da BUTLER!"

"Damn right! Nobody's more badass then old JEEVES!"

:p

[yeoman]

Hell. Yeah.

Personally, I liked


Oh no. Is that dragon thing behind me?

Man, Lockheed doesn't even have to show up to be badass.

[Peter]

Here's one from a fanfic I discovered recently.

"Court Martial" (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1897125/1/) by Charlene Edwards takes place after Nightwing #92, but spins off wildly from Devon Grayson's plot.

From the same fic...

***

Batman stormed off the teleporter and headed into the Hall of Justice. He moved past Wonder Woman and Aquaman as he beelined for the front of the room. "CLARK!" he yelled as he approached Superman. As Superman turned, Batman punched him in the face as hard as he could. On his gloved hand, he wore the Claw of Horus. The force of the blow sent Superman reeling to the floor.

"WHERE THE HELL IS MY SON?"

***

It's not Shakespeare, but that's one hell of an image.

[Aubergine~!]

From Runaways #18

Molly (fighting a bunch of robots): It tickles when they 'splode!

[The MunchKING]

C3PO from Star Wars is exactly what I'm talking about. He's not a butler, but he does fit the profile perfectly. James Bond's assistant who hands out his weapons does as well...
All of them wouldn't last five minutes against Punisher in a fight, IMO.


Q would SO blow the crap out of the Punisher and you know it.

[yeoman]

From Runaways #18

Molly (fighting a bunch of robots): It tickles when they 'splode!

Hopefully Runaways vol. 2 will get the series the attention it deserves.

[Aubergine~!]

Hopefully Runaways vol. 2 will get the series the attention it deserves.

I'm just hoping that the series doesn't get cancelled prematurely.

[Vaders shoeshine boy]

Apologies accepted,Captain Needa...

[Draconomicon]

Susan Ivanova : I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, goddammit! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.

Babylon 5 was a Beautiful...BEAUTIFUL show!

[Vaders shoeshine boy]

In the whole Star Wars series,Grand Moff Tarkin had to have been the most bad-assed character there and here's why;

Vader took orders from only three people in the entire series
1)Sidious,later,the Emperor

2)Obi-Wan Kenobi

3)Grand Moff Tarkin

Now let's compare there best lines

Emperor ,"Strike down your father and take his place at my side!"
(Spoken shortly before Vader tosses him over the railing to his death.)

Obi-Wan Kenobi ,"If you strike me down,I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
(Spoken just before Darth Vader struck him down with his lightsaber,leading the way for Vader to be in "The Empire Strikes Back",the movie where Vaders' Bad-assedness was defined by everything from his best movie lines in the series to the infamous "Vaders' March theme music. If I was Needa,I would've killed myself...)

Grand Moff Tarkin ,"Release him,Vader."

and Vaders' response ? "as you wish."

How BADASS is that? Can you imagine which two of the Death Star cargo bays are holding this guys cojones ?Vader killed the other two,this guy had to have an entire Death Star explode under his feet to finish him off!

I can imagine the precise moment where Tarkin earned Vaders' respect and the scene plays out like the one from "An Officer and a Gentleman"

Tarkin "That's it,Vader! enough of this foolishness-we meet in cargo bay 13 and ,I assure you-we won't be going there to TALK!" :mad:

Vader "What makes you think that you can anything to me? The power of the force-"

Tarkin "-is about to write a check that your @$$ can't cash! Don't believe me ? Tell it to the 200 torture spheres floating over your head awaiting for the signal of an activated lightsaber to go EMP on your armoured @$$!"

Vader "Fine then! No saber it is ,I'll just TK strangle you and - :mad:

Tarkin "Oh wait! What I meant to say was 'activated lightsaber AND the sounds of me choking inexplicably..." :evilsmile

Vader ,"A fight you want,a fight you'll get...

Tarkin ,"'Bout time! ,now ,I'll show you what 30 years fighting in this fleet has done for me." :evilangry

Needa,looking from the sidelines, "That's right,Tarkin! Give him what for! As long as he's around ,I'll never have to answer to Vader again!"

[Vaders shoeshine boy]

Perhaps, but how effective would you consider a stiff, primp and proper butler to be?

"Have at you sir!", as the Butler tosses a stiff looking swing, then gets pummeled by the street punk.

That's about the image I get when someone says "You fight like a Butler".

C3PO from Star Wars is exactly what I'm talking about. He's not a butler, but he does fit the profile perfectly. James Bond's assistant who hands out his weapons does as well...

Alfred Pennyworth from Batman?

All of them wouldn't last five minutes against Punisher in a fight, IMO.

Anyways, if you're saying there's no pre established stereotype of insulting someone by saying they fight like a Butler, well... so what? Is coining a phrase a bad thing?

And is the phrase really that obtuse?

"Man, you fight like a Butler!"

"Damn right! You bad, you da man, you da BUTLER!"

"Damn right! Nobody's more badass then old JEEVES!"

:p


In the Adam West BatMan series,alfred did fight a guy and knock him out.
In the sega dreamcast game Evolution,there's a Butler character named Gre Nade who fights alongside you with a hunting rifle and fighting moves powered not by ki but by "Pent-up agression !)

And a good day to you,sir... ;)

[Peter]

Q would SO blow the crap out of the Punisher and you know it.

Probably with a paperclip that could turn into a hand grenade, or something else suitably badass.

[Chuckg]

From TOM STRONG #7:

Ingrid Weiss, the 'perfect woman' created by a Nazi genetic engineering project, has just revealed to Tom Strong that she took genetic material from him during their battle 50 years ago, and used it to sire a son upon herself, a son that she's raised to hate him with every fiber of his being.

At this point, Tom Strong's wife, Dhalua, entered the conversation and proceeded to express her annoyance with this.

After battering Ingrid down with the 'atomic gauntlets' originally invented by arch-villain Paul Saveen...


Ingrid Weiss -- "I-I'll kill you for this. I'll kill you! My blood is stronger! Purer! It's the sang-real... it's the true blood..."

Dhalua -- "Yes. And it is on your clothes. And on my hands. And on the floor."

[Chuckg]

From GI JOE #32:

After their attack on Snake-Eyes' cabin, Destro, Firely, and Crimson Guardsmen "Fred" were routed by the Soft Master. Who then gave them back their guns and told them to vamoose.

Then he explained himself...


Soft Master -- "Guns do not covet your wealth, seek revenge, or justify their actions with righteousness. Fear not the weapon, but the man who wields it."

Airborne -- "But if the enemy is unarmed, why arm him again?"

Soft Master -- "We cannot kill them out of hand and we cannot control them. Therefore, we had to let them go. These are desperate, crafty men. Who knows what diabolical instrument of destruction they could devise if they were driven to such extremes? We would be battling the unknown.

"Give a man a weapon, and he will use it. We know their weapons, and therefore, we know their limitations."

-- GI JOE #32, vol. 1


... I dunno about you, but I figure handing Destro his machine gun back because you figure it'll make him *easier* to take in the rematch makes you pretty damn badass. :)

[Ghost]

And is the phrase really that obtuse?

"Man, you fight like a Butler!"

"Damn right! You bad, you da man, you da BUTLER!"

"Damn right! Nobody's more badass then old JEEVES!"

:p

Damn straight, Jeeves will kick your ass! :cool:

[Ghost]

"Who's the Man!? Who's the Man!? Wait 'till I get another plane, I'm gonna line up all your buddies right beside you!"

Will Smith's jet pilot character from ID4, after being the only one to successfully knock down an alien fighter in that movie in the original attack.

"Welcome to Earth."

Same character, right after knocking out said alien fighter's pilot with just one punch.

Say what you will, but I think that was badass..

I'm no great fan of Will Smith, but I'll admit he has his moments:

"Look at this badge! N-Y-P-D! That means I'll Nock Yo Punk Ass Down!"

;)

[Crinos]

In the whole Star Wars series,Grand Moff Tarkin had to have been the most bad-assed character there and here's why;

Vader took orders from only three people in the entire series
1)Sidious,later,the Emperor

2)Obi-Wan Kenobi

3)Grand Moff Tarkin

Now let's compare there best lines

Emperor ,"Strike down your father and take his place at my side!"
(Spoken shortly before Vader tosses him over the railing to his death.)

Obi-Wan Kenobi ,"If you strike me down,I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
(Spoken just before Darth Vader struck him down with his lightsaber,leading the way for Vader to be in "The Empire Strikes Back",the movie where Vaders' Bad-assedness was defined by everything from his best movie lines in the series to the infamous "Vaders' March theme music. If I was Needa,I would've killed myself...)

Grand Moff Tarkin ,"Release him,Vader."

and Vaders' response ? "as you wish."

How BADASS is that? Can you imagine which two of the Death Star cargo bays are holding this guys cojones ?Vader killed the other two,this guy had to have an entire Death Star explode under his feet to finish him off!

I can imagine the precise moment where Tarkin earned Vaders' respect and the scene plays out like the one from "An Officer and a Gentleman"

Tarkin "That's it,Vader! enough of this foolishness-we meet in cargo bay 13 and ,I assure you-we won't be going there to TALK!" :mad:

Vader "What makes you think that you can anything to me? The power of the force-"

Tarkin "-is about to write a check that your @$$ can't cash! Don't believe me ? Tell it to the 200 torture spheres floating over your head awaiting for the signal of an activated lightsaber to go EMP on your armoured @$$!"

Vader "Fine then! No saber it is ,I'll just TK strangle you and - :mad:

Tarkin "Oh wait! What I meant to say was 'activated lightsaber AND the sounds of me choking inexplicably..." :evilsmile

Vader ,"A fight you want,a fight you'll get...

Tarkin ,"'Bout time! ,now ,I'll show you what 30 years fighting in this fleet has done for me." :evilangry

Needa,looking from the sidelines, "That's right,Tarkin! Give him what for! As long as he's around ,I'll never have to answer to Vader again!"

I think your taking the situations out of context.

Vader was going to kill Obi Wan anyways, and Palpatine had just screwed him and his son over royally.

As for the Tarkin incident, he was just force choking an uppity lieutenant, no real reason to kill him. So Vader just humored him.

I'm fairly certain thats the only thing Vader ever did in regards to Tarkin during the first movie, humor Tarkin.

[The MunchKING]

I think your taking the situations out of context.

Vader was going to kill Obi Wan anyways, and Palpatine had just screwed him and his son over royally.

As for the Tarkin incident, he was just force choking an uppity lieutenant,
Admarial

Admarial Motti.

[Rabid Trekkie]

Admarial

Admarial Motti.

Admiral Motti.

[Crinos]

Admarial

Admarial Motti.

Lieutenant, admiral, who cares?

His only marketable skill in the series was to be the first onscreen victim of a Vader force choke. Even the storm trooper who said "Look sir droids" on tatooine had a more detailed backstory than this loser.

[Stretch Dude]

"Sometimes...ya gotta take one for the team." (http://itswalky.com/d/20040927.html)

[Trystenn]

"Sometimes...ya gotta take one for the team." (http://itswalky.com/d/20040927.html)
Ladies and Gentlemen, i want to officially apologize on behalf of Strecht Dude for using a quote from the notorious, "Naughty Cheerleader Sleepover 8"

[Vaders shoeshine boy]

Lieutenant, admiral, who cares?

His only marketable skill in the series was to be the first onscreen victim of a Vader force choke. Even the storm trooper who said "Look sir droids" on tatooine had a more detailed backstory than this loser.

Check this out,I thought it was pretty funny

http://www.firsttvdrama.com/funstuff/tarkin.php3

[Charagon]

I wanted to include almost the entirety of the dialogue from Dinobot's last stand against Megatron and the other predacons from the Beast Wars episode "Code of Hero", like Quickstrike's "What's a weaponless hero?" stuff, and Megatron's whole taunt leading up to "Improvise!!", but you'd be surprised how incredibly hard it is to find full quotes from what is quite possibly the best Transformers-genre episode of any show ever


I've got a copy of the script.




Dinobot: The rodent’s words... give off the stench of truth. Destiny has one great Test in store for us all. Has mine already come … and have I failed it?

cut to:
ext. MAXIMAL BASE -- DAY *
Dinobot LOWERS into scene on the elevator. A BLAST WEAPON leans against one of the hydraulics beside him.

Dinobot: A deed, once done, cannot be undone.

He TRANSFORMS to Beast Mode and picks up the weapon, working the action. SFX: KLACK-SHICK!

Dinobot: …but perhaps it may yet be mitigated.


Dinobot: Shut up and return to base for repair.

Cheetor’s voice (over the com-link): That’s more like it. But someone’s gotta follow up on Megatron – find out what he’s up to.

Dinobot MAXIMIZES. In the near distance a herd of GAZELLES graze. Dinobot eyes them.

Dinobot: Fear not. (turns away, cocks his weapon) Someone most assuredly will.




Tarantulas: Shouldn’t take your eyes off a spider. They tend to be venomous.

Dinobot: But they still squash.




Dinobot: The question that once haunted my being has been answered. The future is not fixed, and my choices are my own. And yet, how ironic… For I now find I have no choice at all.

He yanks out his Electron Sword and draws himself upward as smoke swirls around him dramatically. The setting sun is red behind him.

Dinobot: I am a warrior. Let the battle be joined.




Megatron: One lonely turncoat, battling on against impossible odds. I’m almost touched. Fortunately such moments pass quickly. Quickstrike – scrap him.

Quickstrike TRANSFORMS, and sets off.

Megatron: (darkly musing) And just to tilt the odds even further…

Megatron’s gaze settles on:
MEGATRON’S POV - THE TERRIFIED NEANDERTHALS *
They’re huddled against some rocks down below as the jungle burns...
ext. in the valley - night *
Dinobot picks his way through a rocky gorge – slowly, painfully. A LASER BLAST strikes him from one side, slamming him against the rocks.
WIDER - Quickstrike (R) is on the rocks above him.

Quickstrike: Welllll, howdy! Don’t bother gittin’ up -- Ah’ll jist kick ya while yer down.

Quickstrike raises his blast-arm to fire, but Dinobot is faster. He unleashes a blast from his eye-beams. It hits Quickstrike on the leg, spinning him off-balance and bringing him crashing down.
ON DINOBOT (R) *
He fires another eyeblast – but it peters out.

Computer voice: Warning. Systems failing.

WIDEN as Dinobot staggers, slumped and weakening. Quickstike, back on his feet, moves toward him mockingly, blast-hand raised.

Quickstrike: So. What’s a warrior without weapons, eh?

He FIRES. Dinobot STAGGERS from the blast, but then his head raises. His eyes burn.

Dinobot: A warrior still!

WHAMM! He double-uppercuts Quickstrike, follows it with a elbow to the gut, then picks Quickstrike up, holds him high overhead – Hulk Hogan-style – and PILEDRIVES him head-first onto the rocks. Sparks fly as Quickstrike shuts down.
DINOBOT straightens slowly, half-tottering. We hear a BEEP from Dinobot’s chest-region, then the Voice of his internal COMPUTER.

Computer VOICE: Warning: power reserves 96 per cent depleted. Stasis lock commencing.

Dinobot: (grimly) Override.

Computer VOICE: Repeat: power loss critical. Further expenditures will result in loss of Spark. Stasis lock MUST commence!

Dinobot: (half-scream) OVERRIDE!

Computer voice: Acknowledged.

Dinobot looks to the fallen Quickstrike (R) – out cold – then round at the ravaged valley.

Dinobot: Megatron.

dramatic angle -- wider *
Megatron (B) steps out from around a large boulder.

Megatron: Hmm, my ears are burning, yes. Why, Dinobot! What a delightful surprise.

He TRANSFORMS to Robot Mode.

Megatron: Let’s see, where are we now? I have the Golden Disk. I have the power to change the future. And the only remaining obstacle in my path to unimaginable glory … is yourself. (beat; a mocking laugh) Exhausted. Damaged beyond recovery. Defeated.

Dinobot: Not … just … yet.

Dinobot begins to lunge. Megatron aims his Blaster OS.—

Megatron: (warning) Ah-ah-aaah.

REVEAL that Megatron has the Leader Neanderthal pinioned by glowing power-bonds behind the boulder, watching them with frightened eyes. Dinobot stops.

Megatron: One more step, and it’s raining bits of early anthropoid. Yess.

Dinobot can only glower. Megatron exults.

Megatron: Oh dear, how positively Maximal of you. You were weakened before you started, Dinobot – weakened by compassion.

Megatron raises his blaster to shoot Dinobot -- but DINOBOT seizes up a broken TREE-LIMB and swings it like a club, KNOCKING the weapon out of Megatron’s hands.
Dinobot tries desperately to seize the advantage, laying into Megatron with the club. The blows land ferociously – THANGG, THANGGG, THANGGGGG! - but Megatron just BACKHANDS him away. Dinobot CRASHES to the ground near a POINTED STONE.

Megatron: Really, Dinobot. A stick? Against a Transmetal? I think not.

Computer Voice: (from Dinobot’s chest) Final warning. Power failing. Jeopardy extreme. Repeat, extreme.

Dinobot, against all odds, struggles to his knees, clutching the tree-branch.

Megatron: Oh please. (picking up his blaster) Face it, Dinobot. You’re old technology. Obsolete. What can you possibly do?

Dinobot: Improvise.




Optimus: Well fought, my friend. You saved the valley. You saved the lives of those who live here, and... of those who are still to come.

Dinobot: Then... there is nothing to regret.

Rattrap clasps Dinobot’s hand in his, choking back emotion.

Rattrap: Like I said. Yer just a blasted slag-spoutin’ saurian … but... it’s nice t’ know where ya stand.

Dinobot: Upwind of you for preference, vermin. (drags Rattrap closer as voice weakens) Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly – the ill deeds, along with the good – and let me be judged accordingly. The rest … is silence.

[Rabid Trekkie]

From the most recent 8-Bit Theater:

Fighter is speaking to a group of monsters.

Fighter: Hey monsters. I just want you to know that you're about to get the biggest ambushing of your hideous lives!

Monsters: You and what army, human?

Fighter: The Light Warriors. Over there.

[Saint_007]

From the most recent 8-Bit Theater:

Fighter is speaking to a group of monsters.

Fighter: Hey monsters. I just want you to know that you're about to get the biggest ambushing of your hideous lives!

Monsters: You and what army, human?

Fighter: The Light Warriors. Over there.
*slaps forehead*

Is that supposed to be badass or just plain stupid?

[Rabid Trekkie]

*slaps forehead*

Is that supposed to be badass or just plain stupid?

When I read it today and with the pictures it came off as badass.

[Saint_007]

When I read it today and with the pictures it came off as badass.
Depends. If the Light Warriors were just about to spring their trap, then yes it is.

However, BM's comment: "changing Targets" kinda proved that now he wants to off Fighter yet again for that sheer act of idiocy...

[Saint_007]

I break things with my *face*... (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/d/20040810.html)

God damn that's badass...

[BrendanK]

I break things with my *face*... (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/d/20040810.html)

God damn that's badass...
Ah yes, the Chopstick trick from Baki.

[Hiromi]

Lieutenant, admiral, who cares?

His only marketable skill in the series was to be the first onscreen victim of a Vader force choke. Even the storm trooper who said "Look sir droids" on tatooine had a more detailed backstory than this loser.
Lucas went into more depth for him in the novel, he was an "Officer on the fast track," and an arrogent burk, which is what made the scene all the more satisfying.

[Stretch Dude]

I break things with my *face*... (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/d/20040810.html)

God damn that's badass...

Ahem. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=299481#post299481)

[Saint_007]

Ahem. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=299481#post299481)
DANGIT! Beaten again!

Seriously, I didn't see that earlier. Sorry :o :o

[Saint_007]

Stone Man: Dude, you wanna toke?
MegaMan: Okay, that is it! That is completely and utterly cliched and unoriginal! I thought you Bob-bots were supposed to be better than this, above this sort of kind of drivel!
Stone Man: *grabs MM VERY quickly* We are. (http://bobandgeorge.com/Archive/Sep04.php?date=29)
Why am I sensing a beatdown coming up?

[Trystenn]

Heres a few from Starcraft, among the most badass games ever.

Ghost: You called down the thunder, now reap the Whirlwind

Marine:You want a peice of me boy?

[Chuckg]

Siege Tank -- "I'm about to drop the hammer, and dispense some in-discriminate justice!" :D

[Trystenn]

Siege Tank -- "I'm about to drop the hammer, and dispense some in-discriminate justice!" :D
Wraith: Mommas lock up ya daughters.
lol

[Saint_007]

Siege Tank -- "I'm about to drop the hammer, and dispense some in-discriminate justice!" :D
I see you - the Terran Firebat: "Are you trying to get invited to my next barbeque?"

And raise you, the Dwarven Rifleman from Warcraft III:
"Guns don't kill people - I DO!!"

And the third time's the charm, so: Weak-minded COWARDS!

[Trystenn]

I see you - the Terran Firebat: "Are you trying to get invited to my next barbeque?"

And raise you, the Dwarven Rifleman from Warcraft III:


And the third time's the charm, so:
Fine hers a knight

Knight: For honor! For Freedom!

and raise you Muradin

Muradin: Fin Flan Blugan Hammer!

[The Real Nemo]

Kyo (after being nearly killed by Bikara): I should thank you... See, you jogged my memory. I remember this body. I remember... ...how to fight! Now... Let me remind you... ...what it is to fear Demon Eyes Kyo.

-Samurai Deeper Kyo

[Saint_007]

Fine hers a knight

Knight: For honor! For Freedom!

and raise you Muradin

Muradin: Fin Flan Blugan Hammer!
For shame, BN. You forgot his better quotes:

"My Older Brother, Magni, is King of the Dwarves!

"My Younger Brother, Brand, is a reknowned explorer.

"If I didn't kick so much ass, I'd feel awkward..."

[Trystenn]

For shame, BN. You forgot his better quotes:
Among the best is rifle man

Rifleman:This.......is.....my....BOOMSTICK ahahahahaha
:)

[Saint_007]

Among the best is rifle man

Rifleman:This.......is.....my....BOOMSTICK ahahahahaha
:)
Amen, brother :D

I'd say his coolest quote, but that's originally taken from a RL actor.

"You'll take this blunderbuss - when you pry it from my cold dead hands!!"

[Trystenn]

Amen, brother :D

I'd say his coolest quote, but that's originally taken from a RL actor.

"You'll take this blunderbuss - when you pry it from my cold dead hands!!"
Man i am trying to find all the quotes from that game.

Sappers: For all my homies!

[Peter]

"You'll take this blunderbuss - when you pry it from my cold dead hands!!"

I liked the response to such a line, from "Men in Black"...

"Your proposal is accepted. *crunch*"

[Ghost]

I remembered this quote from the original thread, and I really liked it. I'm not sure who said it, though:

“You know, if we get killed in the street by two delinquent Pokemon trainers, people might completely forget that we were badasses!”

[Atomic Horror]

I remembered this quote from the original thread, and I really liked it. I'm not sure who said it, though:

“You know, if we get killed in the street by two delinquent Pokemon trainers, people might completely forget that we were badasses!”

Alex Hayden (Agent X). Said to Taskmaster in response to the two of them battling a pair of anime-esque female assasins.

[Charagon]

Heero Yuy - "I'll kill you."

[Stretch Dude]

"Something to consider while comparing the value of silence vs. your annoying small talk, Mike... Your head is equally CRUNCHY." (http://crfh.net/d/20040929.html)

[Chuckg]

I know that characters from RPG campaigns aren't usually eligible, but dude, Mark (Pendaran) just had his character deliver the most badass speech I have ever heard.

Now, the situation is that he's just found out that his teammate Starguard, an 18-year-old girl, is apparently possessed of the spirit of a celestial being, and so his own character, Horus-Re, son of the ancient Turakian sun god, has flown up to the edge of space carrying the fallen being's body, and spoke.

Coming in on the tail end of his eulogy for the fallen being.


"I must apologize for one more thing to you while I can, even if it is in advance. As I say, /she/ does well with [your power].

"Beings such as you and I, are forceful, powerful, granted grace and majesty as part of our nature, to the point where what innate goodness, strength and wonder such as resides in a young woman.. could be overwhelmed.

"I will not allow it.

"What good she does, she will do. What grace she has, will come from herself. Your power and essence will continue to aid this world, to save this world... but it will do so through her. I ask, if you can be aware of such a thing, to be content with such a thing."

"There is goodness enough in her that should be allowed to be nurtured, allow to flourish. Do that instead. Aid in that instead. For if you seek to do otherwise, if you seek to overtake her...

... we will have words, you and I."


What makes this so uniquely badass?

Horus-Re was talking to the Presence.

[Peter]

"Magic this, bitch." (http://home.earthlink.net/~fanboyprime/av4/)

[Stretch Dude]

From today's Fans!:

"Your kind always underestimates ours. You mistake good manners for timidity, you mistake self-control for passivity. So self-controlled are we that sometimes we won't retaliate if you harm us. But if you-- any of you-- harm our loved ones-- we will come at you like fanged, slavering beasts from the darkest of LSD nightmares.

Believe it." - Rikk Oberf, after administering a thorough clobbering to Keith Feddyg

[DeusFlac]

i thought this speech Superman gave these earth elementals was pretty bad ass and how he reponded to the priest. plus its always awesome how he lights up his eyes with a little HV whenever he wants to get a point across.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/deusflac/comics/Supermanv220918.jpg
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[Crinos]

Oh boy, the children of the red sun are gonna have a field day with this.

Incidentially, why did the earth elemental have mount rushmore for a head?

[Peter]

Oh boy, the children of the red sun are gonna have a field day with this.

Actually I quite liked that. I'd be interested in knowing how Superman planned to "tear away the atmosphere", but certainly he'd be strong and fast enough to wipe out all four of them if he tried.

[Metaphysician]

Actually, I don't find it especially unreasonable. Its not like it said he'd smash the Earth with one punch. Wrecking planetary level destruction is something he should be able to. . . given enough time and no opposition. Enough time, in this case, would probably be weeks or months, granted. . .

[Chuckg]

I agree. We /know/ that the Phantom Zone villains wreaked a similar level of devastation on that alternate Earth, so it's something that Kryptonian-level beings /can/ do -- if they have days and days of time to work unopposed.

[Chuckg]

From COSMIC POWERS #6: TYRANT:


Tyrant -- "Such impudence will bring you only death."

Thanos -- "I have already known Death. She no longer wants me."

[CDTM]

Actually, I don't find it especially unreasonable. Its not like it said he'd smash the Earth with one punch. Wrecking planetary level destruction is something he should be able to. . . given enough time and no opposition. Enough time, in this case, would probably be weeks or months, granted. . .

There's always the Pocket Universe solution.

Drilled their way to the center of the earth, boiling the oceans, which tore away the atmosphere. Earth became as barron as the moon...

[Cain of Dreaming]

"You call this tentacle violation? Your Mom's better at this. (http://itswalky.com/d/20041002.html)"

[KameTen]

These are from the opening of Andromeda

"You can't outrun Death forever. But you can make the Bastard work for it."

"I've always found a fully developed battle group to be the most effective negotiatior."

And from DBZ movie 8

Broili: "Monster?...No, I'm the devil."

Goku fires a fully powered Ka-me-ha-me ha! at Broili. Broili stands there and takes the blast and remains unphased.

"What the hell was that?!"

Next is Broili laying down the Pimp hand :D

[Cain of Dreaming]

From 100 bullets, a quote about the man rather than by him:

Graves - "...We lost our man in L.A."

Shepherd - "Lost?"

Graves - "Found. Dead."

Shepherd - "That's a shame. I liked the bastard."

Graves - "Well... From what I could gather, he didn't like himself."

Shepherd - "From what I know, he didn't like you. How'd he die?"

Graves - "Suicide."

Shepherd - "Really? Sleeping pills, a noose?"

Graves - "Lono."

[Kirayoshi]

Angel, third season, "Dad":

Wolfram and Hart had Angel's HQ under surveilance, and Linwood was watching as assorted goons attacked the Hyperion arms to get Connor. After saving his son, Angel raided W&H, attacking Linwood.

Angel: "My son has a tiny scratch on his cheek, and now, by extraordinary coincidence, so do you. I'm holding you personally responsible for anything that happens to him whether it's your fault or not. Cold, sunburn, scratched knee, what ever happens to him, happens to you, and then some. For not only are you not coming after him, you're gonna make sure that he lives a long, healthy life. You just became his godfather, understand? ... Oh, and one more thing: College fund? Start saving. I got my heart set on Notre Dame."

That ep also had one of my favorite deflations of a badass scene. The Fang Gang get ready for an onslaught from various factions;

Gunn: "What are you doing?"
Wes: "Trying to imagine myself as John Wayne in Rio Bravo. You?"
Gunn: "Austin Stoker, Assault on Precinct Thirteen."
(They give each other a high five.)
Cordy: "If we live through this, trade in your DVD players and get a life."

[Ghost]

Here's one from Blackadder, both funny and badass:

Crone: "Two things, milord, must ye know of the Wisewoman. First, she is... a woman! And second, she is..."
Edmund: "Wise?"
Crone: "You do know her then?"
Edmund: "No, just a wild stab in the dark, which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful."

[founder81]

Here's one from Blackadder, both funny and badass:

Crone: "Two things, milord, must ye know of the Wisewoman. First, she is... a woman! And second, she is..."
Edmund: "Wise?"
Crone: "You do know her then?"
Edmund: "No, just a wild stab in the dark, which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful."

You sure that's not Fighter and Black Mage (8-bit)??

Sounds alot like them. :)

[Chuckg]

From today's Schlock Mercenary (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20041006.html) -- Captain Tagon, CO of Tagon's Toughs, has departed on a secret mission, and he's taken his most experienced lieutenant and his most experienced sergeant with him. This leaves the company in the command of their supply officer / armorer/ engineer, Lt. Kevyn.

Fortunately, they were going into an R&R cycle, so all Kevyn has to do is keep them from blowing up the vacation resort for a week... oh, wait, these are Tagon's Toughs we're talking about here.

So, how does the science geek exercise command presence over 100+ heavily-armed, nano-augmented, dense-skulled grunts with notoriously limited attention span and impulse control?

This is how.



Kevyn -- "... and the Captain left me in charge. Before any of you unwisely take this as a cue to step further out of line than you were already planning to, I'd like to say two words about my position as the company's munitions commander and resident mad scientist:

"Guinea pigs."

Random voice from the ranks -- "I want my mommy."