Quotes that define badassedness...

[AndyAnime]

Seeing as we're the only known organism to which such terms can even apply, aren't we "inherently" both?

I'm with you on this one.

Anyway, back on topic:

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a challenge?!"- Stinko Man

[Stretch Dude]

"Stage blanks. Real fists." (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20060505.html)

[Stretch Dude]

"Hello, officer. Guess what my weapon isn't loaded with." (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20060506.html)

[The Dog]

From the first Mulan:

Shan-Yu: With a sword to the Emperor's neck I tire of your arrogance old man. Bow to me!
The Emperor: No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it.

That's badass enough on its own, the way Pat Morita says it just makes it moreso.

[Stretch Dude]

Retroactive Joyce badassery:

"I've gotta gun bigger than you. Hush." (http://www.itswalky.com/d/20000203.html)

Jason: What's gotten into you, Joyce? Are you crazy?!
Joyce: I dunno...maybe I was. (http://www.itswalky.com/d/20000204.html)

[Stretch Dude]

"Oops! Now I guess you're sharing your blood with the sidewalk!" (http://muertitos.comicgenesis.com/d/20060509.html)

"Also... *click* I want to keep him for myself." (http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=21&issue=3)

[Ghost]

"Also... *click* I want to keep him for myself." (http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=21&issue=3)

I liked this one better:

"What? What, you want some more anesthesia? You want some more novopain? Go to sleep!" (http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=4&issue=3)

Damn, the Doctor rocks.

[Ant Crown]

I liked this one better:

"What? What, you want some more anesthesia? You want some more novopain? Go to sleep!" (http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=4&issue=3)

Damn, the Doctor rocks.
Check off number 5 of things I want to see before I die.

[Dark Soul # 7]

Check off number 5 of things I want to see before I die.Number 4 and I´ve already posted it.

[Ant Crown]

Number 4 and I´ve already posted it.
No that's my list.;)

[Dalak]

No quote I'm afraid, except for the one right before this comic started in his Double Update yesterday. Still, a scene of Badassery for the Bullet-Time Doctor

http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=22&issue=3

[CDB]

http://www.deviantart.com/view/8887746/

Not the she needed the extra badassness....

[Atomic Horror]

http://www.donaldduckcomics.com/germainvandrunen/Donald%20Duck%20website/2anderetalen/Engels/DagobertDuck/levensverhaalvanDagobertDuck/levensverhaalstrips11/3.jpg

Scrooge is a badass.

[Saint_007]

http://www.donaldduckcomics.com/germainvandrunen/Donald%20Duck%20website/2anderetalen/Engels/DagobertDuck/levensverhaalvanDagobertDuck/levensverhaalstrips11/3.jpg

Scrooge is a badass.
Dear GOD...

Even Wyatt Earp was terrified of him...

[Saint_007]

Another Dominic Deegan special:

Dominic: "I have done battle with Demons and stared into the face of Hell itself. You think I'm afraid of a racist bully with a crush he can't handle?" (http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-05-10)

Makes me wonder if Siggy isn't due for another beating, just to get the point across that being a knight and a noble isn't an excuse to be an utter jackass.

[Saint_007]

And one I can't believed Stretch missed:

Petey: "Or, to quote Danny Glover: 'I don't want to kill you, and you don't want to be dead'." (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20060507.html)

[BitVyper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/BitVyper/BadDudes.jpg

[Saint_007]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/BitVyper/BadDudes.jpg
Even though I didn't play this game, this is a classic

[BitVyper]

It's actually a good game. Very difficult.

[Michael P]

It's actually a good game.

No it isn't. And this is from someone who's played it 100 times.

Very difficult.
I could beat it in half an hour.

[Ant Crown]

http://www.donaldduckcomics.com/germainvandrunen/Donald%20Duck%20website/2anderetalen/Engels/DagobertDuck/levensverhaalvanDagobertDuck/levensverhaalstrips11/3.jpg

Scrooge is a badass.
Wyatt was in a bad way...He's more impressive in terms of Goodluck than his badassry.

[BitVyper]

No it isn't. And this is from someone who's played it 100 times.


I could beat it in half an hour.

You've played it a hundred times. Obviously you:

1. Had some reason for doing so. Unless you're a masochist, I'll assume you enjoyed it at least somewhat.

2. Know the game well enough to beat it easily.

No need to start pointlessly trying to shoot people down.

[Len Ikari145]

"How do you want it, bitch? Rare, Medium-Rare, or how about Well-Done?"-Kurei talking to 'Maa-kun' after he used his flame to slice off his arm and leg

[Michael P]

You've played it a hundred times. Obviously you:

1. Had some reason for doing so. Unless you're a masochist, I'll assume you enjoyed it at least somewhat.It was, for a long period, the only game we had that I could beat, so whenever I needed to burn off some energy without the hassle of navigating a tough level, I would pop it in.

2. Know the game well enough to beat it easily.

This is true, and thus I think I'm qualified to comment on its quality.

No need to start pointlessly trying to shoot people down.
I wasn't shooting anyone down, just pointing out that, from an objective standpoint, it wasn't very good, or very difficult.

[Guts/Batman]

It was, for a long period, the only game we had that I could beat, so whenever I needed to burn off some energy without the hassle of navigating a tough level, I would pop it in.

Sounds a lot like Maximum Carnage to me...

I know I can beat it anytime I play it. I just play it to see how fast I can beat it...

[The Dog]

Shining Knight During the first part of this clip is pretty Badassed, all things considered (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEzgtN2L_NE)

[lonewolf23k]

Shining Knight During the first part of this clip is pretty Badassed, all things considered (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEzgtN2L_NE)

I think he's badassed throughout the whole clip, actually.

...And he inspired all those civilians to act badass, too.

[Stretch Dude]

Sounds a lot like Maximum Carnage to me...

I know I can beat it anytime I play it. I just play it to see how fast I can beat it...

You play Maximum Carnage...just to see how fast you can beat it?! :eek: That game was ridiculously hard!

[Guts/Batman]

You play Maximum Carnage...just to see how fast you can beat it?! :eek: That game was ridiculously hard!

When I first started it wasn't easy.

I've beaten it like 10 times at least. I hardly ever lose these days. I remember one time I had 7 guys with both Spider-Man and Venom into the last level with Carnage...with like 2 continues left. :D

I think my best time is like 45 or 50 minutes. Doppleganger still pisses me off though. Shriek is easier than Hell. Carnage is just annoying. Demogoblin is annoying.

Doppleganger and them are easily killed in the end (Manhatten Street 2).

Two Daggers kill Shriek

[Ant Crown]

Shining Knight During the first part of this clip is pretty Badassed, all things considered (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEzgtN2L_NE)
Give him Hulkamania and he'll go far.

[Michael P]

Shining Knight During the first part of this clip is pretty Badassed, all things considered (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEzgtN2L_NE)
That whole ep is pretty much badass from start to finish. But yeah, Long Live Sir Justin.

Incidentally, I just watched the last scene from "Destroyer" on youtube, and I never noticed until now that the Leaguers running toward the screen are grouped by era.

[Stretch Dude]

"It's show time!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FO83eZdWks)

[Ant Crown]

"It's show time!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FO83eZdWks)
DAMN YOU SNAKE!

[Michael P]

"It's show time!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FO83eZdWks)
They bought back Pit. And he kicks ass.

[Thunder Phoenix]

They bought back Pit. And he kicks ass.

They also brought back Samus. And she is hot. :D

[The Dog]

"It's show time!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FO83eZdWks)

He REALLY loves his cardboard box, doesn't he?:D

[Stretch Dude]

"Right now the counter is on 'zero.' In ten seconds I'll be advancing it to 'one.'" (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20060512.html)

[Fallman]

He REALLY loves his cardboard box, doesn't he?:D
You just know it's gonna be one of his moves.

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

"Etna, the castle went BOOM."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RA1Ya-lgMc&search=disgaea%20anime

[Ant Crown]

"Etna, the castle went BOOM."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RA1Ya-lgMc&search=disgaea%20anime
Adam Savage: BIG BOOM.

[The MunchKING]

"Etna, the castle went BOOM."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RA1Ya-lgMc&search=disgaea%20anime


OK< that was badass enough to make me break my self-imposed exile. Orgasmicly badass....

But the question is: there's a Disgaea TV show?? Or movie or something? Or did that guy actually animate all that??

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

OK< that was badass enough to make me break my self-imposed exile. Orgasmicly badass....

But the question is: there's a Disgaea TV show?? Or movie or something? Or did that guy actually animate all that??

There's a Disgaea anime in Japan.


But where can you find the episodes, you ask?

Silly Munchy, Genma always has the goods. Don't say I never did anything for you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8jWlVISNC0 (ep 1, part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFQ6fjYitA (ep 1, part 2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYCzkQCmJ9g (ep 1, part 3)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvZ1HXMqLzk (ep 2, part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXBXISbkru0 (ep 2, part 2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENQWj6Hfvx0 (ep 2, part 3)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKqbARS1cY8 (ep 3, part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXqpDZDa5fU (ep 3, part 2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY1nthiE7ag (ep 3, part 3)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa9j0H4Dnug (ep 4, part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8krlHBuafc (ep 4, part 2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n09Oio4E-iE (ep 4, part 3)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRMZBqBwZPQ (ep 5, part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aLNDb-9ht0 (ep 5, part 2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arStGRMKb4I (ep5, part 3)

[yeoman]

There's a Disgaea anime in Japan.


But where can you find the episodes, you ask?

Silly Munchy, Genma always has the goods. Don't say I never did anything for you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8jWlVISNC0 (ep 1, part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFQ6fjYitA (ep 1, part 2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYCzkQCmJ9g (ep 1, part 3)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvZ1HXMqLzk (ep 2, part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXBXISbkru0 (ep 2, part 2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENQWj6Hfvx0 (ep 2, part 3)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKqbARS1cY8 (ep 3, part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXqpDZDa5fU (ep 3, part 2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY1nthiE7ag (ep 3, part 3)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa9j0H4Dnug (ep 4, part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8krlHBuafc (ep 4, part 2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n09Oio4E-iE (ep 4, part 3)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRMZBqBwZPQ (ep 5, part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aLNDb-9ht0 (ep 5, part 2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arStGRMKb4I (ep5, part 3)

You, sir, are the greatest of us all. I present you with the Rumbles Matrix of Awsome.

[The MunchKING]

There's a Disgaea anime in Japan.


But where can you find the episodes, you ask?

Silly Munchy, Genma always has the goods. Don't say I never did anything for you.

You want a Knighthood, or just a metric buttload of money??

[S J C]

Thank You Genma Thank You Genma Thank You Genma Thank You Genma Thank You Genma Thank You Genma Thank You Genma Thank You Genma Thank You Genma Thank You Genma


I humbly give you my keys to the internet for this

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Knighthood's fine. Power and respect in a single package.


And the Matrix of Awesomeness helps.:D

Edit: And a key to the internet! Huzzah!

[Fallman]

Meh. Not to diminish your accomplishment, which is indeed grand, but at the rate keys to the internet are given out I think they've become sorta devalued.

[Tages]

You, sir, are the greatest of us all. I present you with the Rumbles Matrix of Awsome.
Yeo! I thought you'd left and was all sad 'cuz I didn't get a chance to say goodbye but you're still here you really are!

*deep breath*

[Stretch Dude]

They bought back Pit. And he kicks ass.

The entire sequence up to Wario's appearance is sheer badassery. :D

[yeoman]

Yeo! I thought you'd left and was all sad 'cuz I didn't get a chance to say goodbye but you're still here you really are!

*deep breath*

I'm dropping in from time to time. Mostly trying to phase posting out. I've been here a long time. Sometimes I post on accident before I realize it. Sometimes I feel the need to correct things. And sometimes, someone does something that just flat out deserves a huge thanks.

I'm still on a few of the other CBR boards, but I'm phasing out Rumbles. Dunno if I'll even stick with the other CBR boards. But we'll always have SO and COrnstalkers.

[Fallman]

The entire sequence up to Wario's appearance is sheer badassery. :D
Wario's appearance is still badass, just in a differently meaning of the words.

[CDB]

From tonight's epsiode of Avatar: The Last Airbender called: "Zuko Alone"

After petty Earthbender thugs who are suppose to be the home ground, takes a woman's son, who helped Zuko earlier.. Zuko simple says..

Zuko: Your gonna get your son back!

[Flawless P]

From an episode of Charmed. Darryll asks the girls to help him stop a hostage situation. Paige casts a spell that turns him into a superhero. He walks up to the guy who fires at Darryll and the bullets fall to the ground...
guy: why'd those bullets bounce off you?
Darryll: Because im a badass thats why.
Darryll rips the police car door off its hinges throws the kid in with such force that the other door flies off and the kid falls out.

[Stretch Dude]

Badassedness, thy name is Toad. (http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/toadsrage.html)

[Arilou]

From Thanos during the Infinity Gauntlet, speaking to the assembled cosmic brigade:

"Tread lightly godling, you address Omnipotence!"

[The MunchKING]

There's a Disgaea anime in Japan.


But where can you find the episodes, you ask?

Silly Munchy, Genma always has the goods. Don't say I never did anything for you.


Speaking of these amazing episodes... Ummm... Is there a way to save something from youtube to my computer??

[Chrosis]

Superman: A five minute head start? You're getting soft in your old age.

Batman: Don't you have a tall building to leap?

[Chrosis]

Today's Naruto:

SPOILERS: Naruto and Sasuke are down, both unconcious, and Sakura has to face three sound ninja by herself. Lee came and tried to defend her, but was defeated and is lying on the ground, almost unconcious. Sakura is badly hurt, and in no condition to fight, but is tired of always being a step behind and tries to defend her downed team mates with her life.

*Sakura throws a shruiken at Tazu, a sound ninja, who uses his unique jutsu to send it back at her. She uses substitution and escapes*

Tazu: Heh, she thinks she can beat me with such simple jutsu! Now where are you...

*Sakura appears again and throws more shruiken to the same effect before dissapearing with another substitution*

Tazu: Again? I'm growing tired of this, where are you?

*Sakura appears above him and makes the hand signs for another substitution Jutsu. He sees her, throws a trio of shruiken at her before looking for her to reappear. A drop of blood falls on Tazu's face.*

Tazu: Wha...?

*Sakura falls on him, shruiken in hand. There is a shruiken in her arm, thigh, and midsection. She never activated her substitution*

[Dark Soul # 7]

I just watched Titans Together and it had two really great quotes.

Beast Boy(as he and the reserve titans are facing off against the entire Brotherhood of Evil, who outnumber them with like 10 to 1): I think we can take them.
(he transforms into a T-Rex)
Pantha: I think you are correct.

During the big brawl all the original titans gather.
Raven: So does anyone actually have a plan?
Starfire: Yes. We kick the butt.
Cyborg: Just like old times.
Beast Boy: Except better.
Robin: Lets finish this.

These two quotes are not only badass but they embody pretty much everything I love about superhero stories.

[Arilou]

Today's Naruto:

SPOILERS: Naruto and Sasuke are down, both unconcious, and Sakura has to face three sound ninja by herself. Lee came and tried to defend her, but was defeated and is lying on the ground, almost unconcious. Sakura is badly hurt, and in no condition to fight, but is tired of always being a step behind and tries to defend her downed team mates with her life.

*Sakura throws a shruiken at Tazu, a sound ninja, who uses his unique jutsu to send it back at her. She uses substitution and escapes*

Tazu: Heh, she thinks she can beat me with such simple jutsu! Now where are you...

*Sakura appears again and throws more shruiken to the same effect before dissapearing with another substitution*

Tazu: Again? I'm growing tired of this, where are you?

*Sakura appears above him and makes the hand signs for another substitution Jutsu. He sees her, throws a trio of shruiken at her before looking for her to reappear. A drop of blood falls on Tazu's face.*

Tazu: Wha...?

*Sakura falls on him, shruiken in hand. There is a shruiken in her arm, thigh, and midsection. She never activated her substitution*

The best part is that she actually *bites him in the arm* and won't let go. That's just bad-ass.

[SAMAS]

I just watched Titans Together and it had two really great quotes.

Beast Boy(as he and the reserve titans are facing off against the entire Brotherhood of Evil, who outnumber them with like 10 to 1): I think we can take them.
(he transforms into a T-Rex)
Pantha: I think you are correct.

During the big brawl all the original titans gather.
Raven: So does anyone actually have a plan?
Starfire: Yes. We kick the butt.
Cyborg: Just like old times.
Beast Boy: Except better.
Robin: Lets finish this.

These two quotes are not only badass but they embody pretty much everything I love about superhero stories.

Also:

Cyborg: Lesson One: If you put me in a hole, don't leave unless you make sure I stay there!

[The MunchKING]

Also:

Cyborg: Lesson One: If you put me in a hole, don't leave unless you make sure I stay there!
I liked that line as well...

[Ghost]

You, sir, are the greatest of us all. I present you with the Rumbles Matrix of Awsome.
You want a Knighthood, or just a metric buttload of money??
I humbly give you my keys to the internet for this

I'm not entirely sure what Disgaea is, but... What the heck! :)

*goes into the smithy, makes a sword, presents it to Genma*

I can, without exaggerating, say that this is the greatest sword I have ever made. Should you encounter God on your journey, then God shall be scared shitless and exclaim: "Damn, Genma! That's one hell of a sword!"

[Stretch Dude]

"The WERECOYOTE, on the other hand..." (http://www.crfh.net/d/20060515.html)

[yeoman]

I'm not entirely sure what Disgaea is, but... What the heck! :)


The best damn Tatical RPG ever. EVER.

It is perfection in game form. If only for Etna's "Next episode" chapter breaks.

ONe of my favorites:

Etna: Suddenly, Angel Trainie Flonne reverts to a mindless killing machine!

Flonne: Killing machine?!?

[Caswin]

Heard it on the radio this morning, knew it belonged here.

"It's a great day..." (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/22913/It_s_A_Great_Day_To_Whip_Somebody_s_Ass.html)

[Ant Crown]

Heard it on the radio this morning, knew it belonged here.

"It's a great day..." (http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/22913/It_s_A_Great_Day_To_Whip_Somebody_s_Ass.html)
Teal'c: Indeed *Now he does something no one expects*:D

Daniel: IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCOLYPSE!

Jack: *To Sam* I love you.

Sam: *To Jack* I love you too. *Those two kiss.*

[min6char]

From the movie "Speed." When the hero and the villian are fighting on top of a subway.

Howard Payne: I'm smarter than you, Jack! I'm smarter! I'm smarter!
[Payne just gets decapitated by a hanging light]
Jack: Yeah, well I'm taller!

[Stretch Dude]

Faye: Reverend Thompkins, I'm impressed. I've never met anyone who loves Jesus as much as you.
Thompkins: Well, thank you, Faye, but why do you say that?
Faye: Because I've never met a man who was doing so many things to insinuate that he was in a considerable hurry to meet Jesus face...to...face. (http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05122006.shtml)

[Ghost]

Homestar: Thank you for calling the Internet. Can I have your account number for identity theft, please?

Strong Bad: No, but you can have a heapin’ helpin’ of my unbridled rage! (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail152.html)

[lalalei2001]

Here's one from My Little Pony. Considering the cuteness and fluffiness, I think this counts.

Hydia: Flutter Valley will be dark, dank, and dreary forever!!

Rosedust: That's what you think, Hydia! To the sky, Flutter Ponies! We'll blow that cloud so far away they'll never find it!

[BitVyper]

http://www.geocities.com/yohannbiimu/DHvolOne/part_35/dh_35_11.jpg

Greatest relationship ever.

[Devon C.]

From "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood:

*Ashtray is being threatened by one of Toothpick's gang, Loc Dog walks up to the man to console him*

Loc Dog: Hey man, look. My cuz says he doesn't want no trouble, aiight?

*WHAM, Loc knocks the man with a right hook*

Loc Dog: BUT *I* DO!

[Ghost]

I hit "Random Quotes" on the Quotations Page and it turned up this bad boy:

"My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I will not resign myself..."
-Trieu Thi Trinh

Since I had no idea who Trieu Thi Trinh was, I looked the name up. Turns out, she was the Vietnamese Joan of Arc. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trieu_Thi_Trinh)

Personally, I love the part about killing the sharks. ;)

[Stretch Dude]

Ladies and gentlemen...Johnny (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/78995) Rocketfingers. (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/310635)

[Stretch Dude]

"I don't bluff." (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/325458.html#cutid1)

[Ant Crown]

"I don't bluff." (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/325458.html#cutid1)
Timmverse Batman...The True Batman of Batmen then again Terry is more uber than Bruce.

[The Dog]

Timmverse Batman...The True Batman of Batmen then again Terry is more uber than Bruce.

Bruce is FAR more uber than Terry. Bruce could take down Terry without touching him, just by giving him The Glare.

A glare that has sent Mxyzptlk running back to the 5th Dimension. A glare that has made the Martian Manhunter stand aside. A glare that knows no equal in pure intimidation.

And yes, if Bruce gave Terry The Glare, Terry would freak and back off too. Because that's its power, to intimidate those it is focused upon. And only Darkseid and above-level beings are immune to its power.

[CDB]

Timmverse Batman...The True Batman of Batmen then again Terry is more uber than Bruce.

Whoa..whoa.. watch it there. Terry has the Ron Factor but he ain't on Bruce's level of uberness now.

[Ant Crown]

Bruce is FAR more uber than Terry. Bruce could take down Terry without touching him, just by giving him The Glare.

A glare that has sent Mxyzptlk running back to the 5th Dimension. A glare that has made the Martian Manhunter stand aside. A glare that knows no equal in pure intimidation.

And yes, if Bruce gave Terry The Glare, Terry would freak and back off too. Because that's its power, to intimidate those it is focused upon. And only Darkseid and above-level beings are immune to its power.
The Glare didn't defeat Joker...Terry...No...The Ron Factor defeated Joker. The Glare was useless against him.

[Ant Crown]

Whoa..whoa.. watch it there. Terry has the Ron Factor but he ain't on Bruce's level of uberness now.
Bruce has taught his student the Glare...

[Stretch Dude]

"Save some of her for me, Batman. Her jealousy ruined my big day. Ruined it! This, I don't forgive. I'm dissolving the Harley and Ivy partnership forever. And I'm making a vow. Wherever she goes... However long it takes... I'm going to find her and kill her...if it's the last thing I do." (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/484877.html)

....

*hides*

[Caswin]

Okay, forget my previous posting of It's a Great Day for me to Whup Somebody's ***...

If this hasn't been posted before, you should all be ashamed. (http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/comic.php)

[yeoman]

"Save some of her for me, Batman. Her jealousy ruined my big day. Ruined it! This, I don't forgive. I'm dissolving the Harley and Ivy partnership forever. And I'm making a vow. Wherever she goes... However long it takes... I'm going to find her and kill her...if it's the last thing I do." (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/484877.html)

....

*hides*

It's always sad when couples fight.

[Ant Crown]

"Save some of her for me, Batman. Her jealousy ruined my big day. Ruined it! This, I don't forgive. I'm dissolving the Harley and Ivy partnership forever. And I'm making a vow. Wherever she goes... However long it takes... I'm going to find her and kill her...if it's the last thing I do." (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/484877.html)

....

*hides*
QUICK TO MY NEW HUMMVEE!

[The Dog]

The Glare didn't defeat Joker...Terry...No...The Ron Factor defeated Joker. The Glare was useless against him.

Joker has The Laugh to combat The Glare. The Laugh is one of the few things that's known to be able to take on The Glare.

And Terry didn't defeat THE Joker, he defeated a person infected by the personality of the Joker. A pale replica of the original "Clown Prince of Crime."

[Ant Crown]

Joker has The Laugh to combat The Glare. The Laugh is one of the few things that's known to be able to take on The Glare.

And Terry didn't defeat THE Joker, he defeated a person infected by the personality of the Joker. A pale replica of the original "Clown Prince of Crime."
How pale?

I wonder if Terry can pull the same stunt.

[lonewolf23k]

From one of my favorite old TV Series, the Equalizer:

Robert McCall: [the Equalizer is spooking out a bad cop in an alley... grabs by the shirt & keeps slamming against the wall as he says... ] I DO NOT... FORGIVE...
[slam!]
Robert McCall: I DO NOT... FORGIVE...
[slam!]
Robert McCall: I DO NOT... FORGIVE...
[slam!]

Scott McCall: But you still carry that gun. You're still throwing people up against the wall. Are you sure you quit? Or is this just a new excuse for the same old kicks?
Robert McCall: What do you know about the world, boy? And just who the hell are you to even attempt to judge ME.

[CDB]

"Save some of her for me, Batman. Her jealousy ruined my big day. Ruined it! This, I don't forgive. I'm dissolving the Harley and Ivy partnership forever. And I'm making a vow. Wherever she goes... However long it takes... I'm going to find her and kill her...if it's the last thing I do." (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/484877.html)

....

*hides*

Ah Hail, BRUCE TIMM!!! and the DCAU!!!;)

[Stretch Dude]

"Go ahead, worthless worm. I want suggestions on how best to kill you." (http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060519.html)

"Hey, look. Smoke!" (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20060519.html)

[Stretch Dude]

"<No. I'll find a way to defeat you. All I need is a little wisdom and insight. It's a good thing I brought some with me.>" (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-05-20)

[Ghost]

"<No. I'll find a way to defeat you. All I need is a little wisdom and insight. It's a good thing I brought some with me.>" (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-05-20)

Ha! Screw Kobayashi Maru! There's always an Option C! :D

[Melbourne Mew Mew]

"God made the Devil just for fun,
When He got serious He made Aja Kong."

- Entrance music for Aja Kong, monster heel in 90s All Japan Women's Pro Wrestling.

EDIT: Of course, this could also go in Quotes that Define Villainy.

[Stretch Dude]

From the Power Rangers Wild Force finale: Master Org has returned, more powerful than ever. He appears on the Animarium, fully giant-monster-sized, and destroys the Wild Zords, and the Rangers' powers with them. The Animarium comes crashing to Earth, and Master Org and an army of Putrids begin destroying the city. The Rangers realize they have no hope of defeating Master Org...and rush into battle anyway. They fight their way through the Putrids, up to the rooftops, where they confront Master Org:

Master Org: You have no chance against me without your Ranger powers!
Cole: We may not be Power Rangers anymore, and the Wild Zords may be gone, but their spirits still live! Just like us! I am Cole Evans, Blazing Lion!
Alyssa: We have one thing you Orgs will never have: a heart! Alyssa Enrile, Noble Tiger!
Taylor: That's one thing you can never take away from us! Taylor Earheart, Soaring Eagle!
Max: And we're still Guardians of the Earth! Max Cooper, Surging Shark!
Danny: And we'll never, ever give up! Danny Delgado, Iron Bison!
Merrick: We'll fight with every last breath in us to save the world! I am Merrick Baliton, Howling Wolf!
Cole: Guardians of the Earth...
Rangers: UNITED WE ROAR!

[Ant Crown]

From the Power Rangers Wild Force finale: Master Org has returned, more powerful than ever. He appears on the Animarium, fully giant-monster-sized, and destroys the Wild Zords, and the Rangers' powers with them. The Animarium comes crashing to Earth, and Master Org and an army of Putrids begin destroying the city. The Rangers realize they have no hope of defeating Master Org...and rush into battle anyway. They fight their way through the Putrids, up to the rooftops, where they confront Master Org:

Master Org: You have no chance against me without your Ranger powers!
Cole: We may not be Power Rangers anymore, and the Wild Zords may be gone, but their spirits still live! Just like us! I am Cole Evans, Blazing Lion!
Alyssa: We have one thing you Orgs will never have: a heart! Alyssa Enrile, Noble Tiger!
Taylor: That's one thing you can never take away from us! Taylor Earheart, Soaring Eagle!
Max: And we're still Guardians of the Earth! Max Cooper, Surging Shark!
Danny: And we'll never, ever give up! Danny Delgado, Iron Bison!
Merrick: We'll fight with every last breath in us to save the world! I am Merrick Baliton, Howling Wolf!
Cole: Guardians of the Earth...
Rangers: UNITED WE ROAR!

NO!!!!!! THE GOGGLES ZEY DO NOTHING! *Dies*

[BitVyper]

"Your mind is an open book to me."
*The Shadow is mentally dominating this guy's servant while he speaks*
"Then learn how to read!"
*Bad guy's servant tosses his gun the the Shadow*

[Stretch Dude]

Batman.... let ME have a try. (http://www.livejournal.com/community/scans_daily/1001470.html)

And just so you know, thats The Creeper hiding in Batman's cape.

It's even more badass in context. (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/1912888.html)

[Caswin]

Going through the complete Calvin & Hobbes collection, this (http://www.shroomery.org.nyud.net:8090/ythan/calvin/1993/12/ch931220.gif) jumped out at me. Bill Watterson, I salute you.

[Fallman]

Ah, yes. Much awesomeness of all stripe in Calvin and Hobbes. Makes me wish I had the collections with me.

[Saint_007]

"<No. I'll find a way to defeat you. All I need is a little wisdom and insight. It's a good thing I brought some with me.>" (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-05-20)
And here's the sequel:

"Get your hands off my husband..." (http://dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-05-24)

Any bets that those two manage to get back together as a *normal* husband and wife?

[SAMAS]

Shh. I'm trying to figure out how to save everybody.

*pause*

Got it. (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-05-25)

[Stretch Dude]

Shh. I'm trying to figure out how to save everybody.

*pause*

Got it. (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-05-25)

Even better:

Melna: <I take it Grench has been bewitched?>
Stonewater: <Yes. I'd be grateful if you could keep her out of my way...so I can show Bulgak how badly I'm going to hurt him.>

[Guts/Batman]

Virtually everything Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer say in Tombstone.

[Ghost]

Even better:

Melna: <I take it Grench has been bewitched?>
Stonewater: <Yes. I'd be grateful if you could keep her out of my way...so I can show Bulgak how badly I'm going to hurt him.>

It's the expression on his face that really does it, though.

[Stretch Dude]

From the ultra-classic Animaniacs cartoon "Bumbie's Mom:"

*Skippy is bawling his tiny little lungs out over the death of Bumbie's mother. A rather large and irate walrus-lady leans forward in her seat.*
Walrus Lady: What is that child's problem?!
Slappy: *gets right in her face* Me. And in about two seconds, you're gonna share that problem.
Walrus Lady: Well, I never!
Slappy: Well, you should, it's fun!

*Shortly afterward, Slappy decides to take Skippy out of the theater. The walrus-lady, looking smug, opens her mouth to say something...*
Slappy: Say one word and I'll throw dynamite down your pants!

[Deathstroke]

Jack Bristow: "You could beat death, Arvin, but you couldn't beat me."

[dupersuper]

Monk
"This is me, turning off your morphine...(bad guy writhes)...and this is the woman you killed, turning it back on."

Punisher
"Run."

Superman/Gog
"They chose the man who would kill over the man who wouldn't, and this is what it got them...this is what I've done."
"You must be proud."
"Proud?!? You son of a..."

Superman/Asmodel
"Mortal thing! Yield!" "Never!" "How can you bear the light of Heaven?? Only the purest souls can gaze upon it and not go mad!" "How dare you come here?!? How dare you threaten my people!?!"

Solaris/Vandal Savage
"This is my intention; I will drag him here, to a world beyond his comprehension, I will make him watch his oldest comrades die, Then I will burn him and take his place in the sky."
"Good to have you back and thinking big, Solaris."

The entire drill seargent scene from Full Metal Jacket.

Tombstone
"You're so drunk, you're probably seein' double."
"I got 2 guns...1 for each of ya'."

[Guts/Batman]

Tombstone
"You're so drunk, you're probably seein' double."
"I got 2 guns...1 for each of ya'."

That was one of about 100 different badass lines in that movie.

[Stretch Dude]

"You'll shut up and let me help you or I'll kick your @*# again!" (http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060527.html)

[Ant Crown]

Monk
"This is me, turning off your morphine...(bad guy writhes)...and this is the woman you killed, turning it back on."

Punisher
"Run."

Superman/Gog
"They chose the man who would kill over the man who wouldn't, and this is what it got them...this is what I've done."
"You must be proud."
"Proud?!? You son of a..."

Superman/Asmodel
"Mortal thing! Yield!" "Never!" "How can you bear the light of Heaven?? Only the purest souls can gaze upon it and not go mad!" "How dare you come here?!? How dare you threaten my people!?!"

Solaris/Vandal Savage
"This is my intention; I will drag him here, to a world beyond his comprehension, I will make him watch his oldest comrades die, Then I will burn him and take his place in the sky."
"Good to have you back and thinking big, Solaris."

The entire drill seargent scene from Full Metal Jacket.

Tombstone
"You're so drunk, you're probably seein' double."
"I got 2 guns...1 for each of ya'."

Uh...Guys when does a new guy coming with his own badass came out so..BADASS?

[Stellar]

Kudos to the new guy, especially the Full Metal Jacket bit.

"I'm gonna rip your balls off, so you can not contaminate the rest of the world!"

Jeeeeeeeeesus christ, that move was awesome

[Stretch Dude]

Scans from Nintendo Power's "Super Mario Adventures" serial. (http://www.koopatorivm.com/comics/)

You will believe that Princess Peach Toadstool is a FREAKING BADASS.

[Ghost]

Scans from Nintendo Power's "Super Mario Adventures" serial. (http://www.koopatorivm.com/comics/)

You will believe that Princess Peach Toadstool is a FREAKING BADASS.

"SPECIAL DELIVERY!"

:D :cool:

And I don't care what she says, she looks better in Luigi's duds the Luigi does.

(Speaking of which, doesn't this mean Luigi got to see Peach without her clothes on? :eek: Lucky bastard!)

[Ghost]

These two are definitely the best:

http://www.koopatorivm.com/deco/manhua/sma33-4.jpg

http://www.koopatorivm.com/deco/manhua/sma35-4.jpg

Makes you wonder why Mario was ever needed in the first place. :D

[Ant Crown]

These two are definitely the best:

http://www.koopatorivm.com/deco/manhua/sma33-4.jpg

http://www.koopatorivm.com/deco/manhua/sma35-4.jpg

Makes you wonder why Mario was ever needed in the first place. :D
First Angelfire and that other picture place NOW THIS?

[Ghost]

First Angelfire and that other picture place NOW THIS?

Damn you, Koopatorivm.com!

Anyway, it's Volume 2, Page 4 and Volume 4, Page 4.

[lonewolf23k]

Damn you, Koopatorivm.com!

Anyway, it's Volume 2, Page 4 and Volume 4, Page 4.

...I know you're not going to believe it, but the pages aren't even on the website anymore... :confused:

[Stretch Dude]

...I know you're not going to believe it, but the pages aren't even on the website anymore... :confused:

You're right, I don't believe it. 'Cause I'm looking at them. :D

[lonewolf23k]

You're right, I don't believe it. 'Cause I'm looking at them. :D

And yet when I try, they're missing. Go figure.

[Guts/Batman]

You're right, I don't believe it. 'Cause I'm looking at them. :D

Heh...

So am I...

She was kickin some ass.

[Guts/Batman]

[img=http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/6002/thunderjaxon4a3sf.jpg] (http://imageshack.us)

Thor kicks ass.

[CDB]

The entire drill seargent scene from Full Metal Jacket.


Quoted for truth and here's the proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhaqCT-h1i0&search=full%20metal%20jacket

Extended version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS4NbO0VU_0

[BitVyper]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/BitVyper/RockMan_and_Forte200605_2923-24-31.png

Blues gets cut in half, and barely pays attention to it. He's back in the game a little bit later. Just for the sake of comparison, lets take a look at what happens to the supposedly more powerful/more advanced Zero from the X timeline under the same circumstances:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/BitVyper/mmx1200605_2923-29-14.png

He dies. Go figure.

[lonewolf23k]

"Gaze into the Fist of Dredd!" (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/1948027.html)

[The Dog]

"Gaze into the Fist of Dredd!" (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/1948027.html)

What was the last thing to go through that guy's mind before he died?

Judge Dredd's fist.:D

[Stretch Dude]

From the Titus episode "The Perfect Thanksgiving." To cut to the chase: Erin's ex-convict brother Michael stole the engagement ring Titus was going to give to Erin. When Titus realizes this, he tries to beat the crap out of Michael and get the ring back. Bad move, as Michael was in the company of two cops at the time. So, how does Titus, while he and Michael are tied to chairs, intimidate a guy who's spent time in a maximum-security prison? He doesn't. His father does.

Ken: Do you have the ring?
*Michael gives him a "Yeah, whatcha gonna do about it?" look*
Ken: You know, I never hit my boys. Instead, I took years to destroy their self-esteem and mold them into upstanding citizens. With you, I don't have that kind of time. *flicks open a lighter and begins moving it toward Michael*

[Stretch Dude]

"<You want to dance? Fine. Let's dance.>" (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-06-02)

Given the character in question, I'm counting this as badass. (http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=864)

[Len Ikari145]

From the Titus episode "The Perfect Thanksgiving." To cut to the chase: Erin's ex-convict brother Michael stole the engagement ring Titus was going to give to Erin. When Titus realizes this, he tries to beat the crap out of Michael and get the ring back. Bad move, as Michael was in the company of two cops at the time. So, how does Titus, while he and Michael are tied to chairs, intimidate a guy who's spent time in a maximum-security prison? He doesn't. His father does.

Ken: Do you have the ring?
*Michael gives him a "Yeah, whatcha gonna do about it?" look*
Ken: You know, I never hit my boys. Instead, I took years to destroy their self-esteem and mold them into upstanding citizens. With you, I don't have that kind of time. *flicks open a lighter and begins moving it toward Michael*

God, I loved that show.

WHY THE HELL DID FOX CANCEL IT??!!:mad:

[Fallman]

Because it was a good show, and so far the only two good shows that Fox hasn't cancelled are the Simpsons and, last I heard, Malcolm in the Middle.

[Len Ikari145]

Because it was a good show, and so far the only two good shows that Fox hasn't cancelled are the Simpsons and, last I heard, Malcolm in the Middle.

Well, Malcolm in the Middle had its series finale, so that just leaves Simpson.


Family Guy has officially become offensive to all five senses.

[Michael P]

Well, Malcolm in the Middle had its series finale, so that just leaves Simpson.


Family Guy has officially become offensive to all five senses.
An impressive feat for a medium that only engages two.

[Stretch Dude]

An impressive feat for a medium that only engages two.

Indeed. The show is so bad that it actually makes the air around you smell and taste horrible, and it coats everything in range with an icky, gooey film.

[Caswin]

Scans from Nintendo Power's "Super Mario Adventures" serial. (http://www.koopatorivm.com/comics/)

You will believe that Princess Peach Toadstool is a FREAKING BADASS.Wholeheartedly AGREED. So when's the last time that part got updated?

[Stretch Dude]

Wholeheartedly AGREED. So when's the last time that part got updated?

According to the site's update history, Vol. 7 was added in January...after a year-long hiatus. :eek:

[Michael P]

From JLA Classified (spoilers follow):

Following the defeat of General Tuzik, his expatriate son, Azir, has assumed the Presidency of the country Tuzik once ruled with an iron fist. Superman and Wonder Woman congratulate him, saying he's given them hope that the country is in safe hands. Then everyone leaves, except for one Leaguer in the shadows:

Azir: "And you, my friend... have you no words of responsibility or courage? Forgive me, I forgot. You are he who does not hope."

Batman: "Oh, I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that at all.

"Some good men and women gave what little life they had left to stop a despot. I hope that their sacrifice will be remembered. I hope that these people here won't have their faith betrayed. But most of all...

"...I hope I don't have to come back here in six months and tear you off that throne.

"I hope I won't have to throw you off this balcony into the angry hordes below, should you choose your next steps badly.

"See? I'm full of hope.

"Good day, Mr. President."

[Stretch Dude]

God, I loved that show.

WHY THE HELL DID FOX CANCEL IT??!!:mad:

According to Titus himself on the DVDs, it's because the show was too much for Fox. Since, y'know, it was getting better ratings than two other shows they kept around the year Titus was cancelled.

[lonewolf23k]

According to Titus himself on the DVDs, it's because the show was too much for Fox. Since, y'know, it was getting better ratings than two other shows they kept around the year Titus was cancelled.

...It just goes to show you...

The executives at FOX are fricking MORONS.

[Kirayoshi]

From Doctor Who: Bad Wolf:

The Doctor saw what looked like Rose being disintegrated, and he and Captain Jack just took the programmers of the Games Satelite hostage to undo the killer gameshows. Naturally the Doctor is pissed at a) the idea of death as entertainment and b) the apparant death of his companion. (quoted from memory)

Fitch: Please let us go! The programmers are frightened!
Doctor: Are these the same programmers who sent hundreds of people to their deaths?
Fitch: We were just doing our jobs--
Doctor: And with that sentence you just lost the right to even talk to me so BUGGER OFF!

[Caswin]

According to the site's update history, Vol. 7 was added in January...after a year-long hiatus. :eek:Look what I found. :D (http://tenchionline.com/ragey/RandomHooHaas-supermarioadventures.htm)

[Stretch Dude]

Look what I found. :D (http://tenchionline.com/ragey/RandomHooHaas-supermarioadventures.htm)

Awesomosity.

[Guts/Batman]

Omega Supreme: No autobot will die with Omega Supreme stands!

Predaking: Then Omega Supreme shall no longer stand.

-G.I. Joe/Transformers: The Art of War #3

[Stretch Dude]

Possible spoiler for the end of Ultimate Extinction:

Ultimate Nick Fury is a badass. (http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nick8cy.jpg) (But then, you knew that.)

[Ant Crown]

Possible spoiler for the end of Ultimate Extinction:

Ultimate Nick Fury is a badass. (http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nick8cy.jpg) (But then, you knew that.)
Don't forget he's a dick.

[Stretch Dude]

Don't forget he's a dick.

True, but he's a badass dick.

[Nega Knight]

Darkseid: "Slaves. Three billion willing slaves. Are you not willing my new-found children?"

The collective population of Daxam: "YES."

Darkseid: "I am pleased you have welcomed me so. Even though it has only happened because I willed it to, with the power of a mind so much greater than yours that your billions are as nothing to me. Nothing but tools with which I shall reshape the universe."

Then later, after having the Daxamites carve their homeworld into a gigantic bust of his head:

"Now, it is time you went on to greater deeds. Go, go and conquer the universe for me... for the god in whose image you have carved your own world as a monument. Go, for your master.... for DARKSEID!" - Darkseid

[The Dog]

Possible spoiler for the end of Ultimate Extinction:

Ultimate Nick Fury is a badass. (http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nick8cy.jpg) (But then, you knew that.)

Cause he looks like Samuel L. Jackson with an eye patch.

[The Dog]

The Hellsing building is under attack by Luke and Jan Valentine and their large army of ghouls. They've already taken control of the first floor and slowly gaining control of the second. Everyone else around Sir Integral Hellsing is freaking out about it, until Hellsing finally has enough and lays down the law with this little speech:

Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing: This isn't even close to the hardships that was faced by Hellsing's first leader, a century ago. No matter how much the artificial Junk vampires gain strength, or close in on us by force, even the ashes of the Hellsing family shall not budge! The monsters who have entered into this mansion, that was built on this glorious land, with no exceptions, shall all be burned in the fiery depths of Hell!

[SAMAS]

Possible spoiler for the end of Ultimate Extinction:

Ultimate Nick Fury is a badass. (http://img56.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nick8cy.jpg) (But then, you knew that.)
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!! :eek:

[Stretch Dude]

"This is my world. I'm just letting you live here." - Mandy, prior to siccing the entire cast on a reality-TV-type nanny, "Scary Poppins"

[Naraku]

""'Fate' is only a delusion of the weak. For those with true power, there is no such thing. We CONTROL fate!" - Naraku, before attack Kikyou in Mt. Hakurei.

[Stretch Dude]

"You're not the only one with a dark streak, you know. I can play dirty... just like you." (http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060606.html)

[Stretch Dude]

"HEY SPEARBOY! Low-G Man just called! He wants his gimmick back!" (http://www.captainsnes.com/?date=20060404)

"I believe... he was... addressing... me..." (http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060607.html)

Tag: Captain, there has been minor damage to some of the shipboard gravitics.
Tagon: So you're saying I need to repel these boarders all by myself?
Detective: Sucks to be you, Captain. You're still under arrest.
Tag: In happier news, I do have an armor squadron at my disposal.
Tagon: I'm sorry, detective. I missed that. You were saying...? (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20060607.html)

[Stretch Dude]

"Well you see, I will go to where it is you send the policía. And the policía and I... we will agree on things at first. Such as, we will agree that this is a bad man in your place, and he should be caught. And when my raptor attacks him, we will agree that this man should be released from my raptor's sharp teeth. But the policía will want the man free from my raptor so that he can be tried fairly in a court of law. What I will want is to tear this man's leg from his body, so I may shoot his body with my guns, while my raptor is content to eat his leg in a corner. The policía will disagree with me on this." (http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=33&issue=3)

[Fallman]

Tag: Captain, there has been minor damage to some of the shipboard gravitics.
Tagon: So you're saying I need to repel these boarders all by myself?
Detective: Sucks to be you, Captain. You're still under arrest.
Tag: In happier news, I do have an armor squadron at my disposal.
Tagon: I'm sorry, detective. I missed that. You were saying...? (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20060607.html)
You know, I'd be disappointed if Tagon couldn't repel them by himself.

[Ant Crown]

"Well you see, I will go to where it is you send the policía. And the policía and I... we will agree on things at first. Such as, we will agree that this is a bad man in your place, and he should be caught. And when my raptor attacks him, we will agree that this man should be released from my raptor's sharp teeth. But the policía will want the man free from my raptor so that he can be tried fairly in a court of law. What I will want is to tear this man's leg from his body, so I may shoot his body with my guns, while my raptor is content to eat his leg in a corner. The policía will disagree with me on this." (http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=33&issue=3)
BoooYAH! I'll drink to that.

[Caswin]

"There are two kinds of people we let live..." (http://www.overduemedia.com/archive.aspx?strip=20020614)

[Melbourne Mew Mew]

Heyman: I wanted to set the record straight here on ECW.com and I'm sure WWE.com will steal the footage...

Big Show: No doubt.

Heyman: ...as to WHY, the Big Show, 7 feet tall, 500 pounds would join ECW and...I think who better to tell the story (extends hand to Big Show and shakes it) than you sir?

Big Show: Thank you, Mr. Heyman.

Heyman: Thank you, thank you very much.

*Heyman exits, Show turns to the camera

Big Show: Uh, where do I begin? Um...it's about opportunity. It's about ambition, it's about drive. Y'know Raw...I enjoyed my time on Raw, I appreciate all the effort from the guys in the locker room, I appreciate the Raw fans...quite honestly, I wasn't hungry on Raw. I didn't create enough opportunities for myself, I was making a good living, really didn't mind. It wasn't until I had a dinner one evening in New York with an old friend of mine named Paul Heyman. As we sat there, on 77th and Broadway, having a cold slice of pizza, he reminded me of what I am. He reminded me that I'm 7 foot tall, that I'm 500 pounds, that I should take this business by the neck and strangle it for every friggin thing I can get out of it. Now where can I do that? ECW. It makes sense to me. All the times I follow the rules, the rules bite me in the ass. Now I'm going where there aren't any rules. It's extreme. You haven't seen anything yet. You haven't seen me pissed, and you haven't seen me extreme. ECW fans, I'm coming...I'm coming like a tornado. I'll handcuff lightning and I'll throw thunder's ass in jail. Watch me.

[El Santo]

"Come and take them."

-- King Leonidas of Sparta, in response to being offered mercy if he and his men would give up their weapons.

[Nik Hasta]

"I'm just going out to kick some arses dear,"

"Oh good, it's about time!"

Sir Samuel Vimes of Discworld fame to his wife Sybil.

[CDB]

Big Show: I'll handcuff lightning and I'll throw thunder's ass in jail. Watch me.


Damn...:eek: Why couldn't Big Show be that badass in WWE...

[Grazzt]

Damn...:eek: Why couldn't Big Show be that badass in WWE...

Because he's not banging a McMahon?

[Ghost]

Minmax: "Who the hell are you?"
Complains of Names: "I'm your worst nightmare... A goblin with First Action and Elevation Bonus!" (http://thunt.comicgen.com/d/20051104.html)

Seth: "Well, well... Three goblins who are too old to fight back. Easy XP."
Thaco: "You know, in the old days we depended on ingenuity rather then feats, the Strenght Stat used a forward slash as a decimal point... and there were no such things as drow."

*SHIIINGGGGG!*

Thaco: "I miss the old days." (http://thunt.comicgen.com/d/20051111.html)

[SAMAS]

"I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie. This award holds a special place in my heart because next year I'll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I'm guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. New James Bond... no snakes in that. Ocean's 13... where my snakes at? Shrek the Third... green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo' Motha-***in' Snakes on Mo' Motha-***in' Planes." -- Samuel L. Jackson, 2006 MTV Movie Awards

[Stretch Dude]

"I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie. This award holds a special place in my heart because next year I'll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I'm guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. New James Bond... no snakes in that. Ocean's 13... where my snakes at? Shrek the Third... green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo' Motha-***in' Snakes on Mo' Motha-***in' Planes." -- Samuel L. Jackson, 2006 MTV Movie Awards

That man is the Poet Laureate of Badassery.

[lonewolf23k]

"I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie. This award holds a special place in my heart because next year I'll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I'm guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. New James Bond... no snakes in that. Ocean's 13... where my snakes at? Shrek the Third... green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo' Motha-***in' Snakes on Mo' Motha-***in' Planes." -- Samuel L. Jackson, 2006 MTV Movie Awards

Boy, won't he feel sorry if they come out with another movie with Snakes in it.. :D

[SAMAS]

Boy, won't he feel sorry if they come out with another movie with Snakes in it.. :D

Doesn't matter. It won't have them on a plane. :p

[Caswin]

Okay, so maybe my last librarian link wasn't quite up to par - how about this (http://librarianavengers.org/?page_id=3)...

Why you should fall to your knees and worship a librarian

Ok, sure. We’ve all got our little preconceived notions about who librarians are and what they do. Many people think of librarians as diminutive civil servants, scuttling about "Sssh-ing" people and stamping things. Well, think again buster.

Librarians have degrees. They go to graduate school for Information Science and become masters of data systems and human/computer interaction. Librarians can catalog anything from an onion to a dog’s ear. They could catalog you.

Librarians wield unfathomable power. With a flip of the wrist they can hide your dissertation behind piles of old Field and Stream magazines. They can find data for your term paper that you never knew existed. They may even point you toward new and appropriate subject headings.

People become librarians because they know too much. Their knowledge extends beyond mere categories. They cannot be confined to disciplines. Librarians are all-knowing and all-seeing. They bring order to chaos. They bring wisdom and culture to the masses. They preserve every aspect of human knowledge. Librarians rule. And they will kick the crap out of anyone who says otherwise.

[Stretch Dude]

"<Sony DSC-T30/B in your front pocket. Memory stick or camera, your choice.>" (http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=867)

[Virgo Shaka/Yusuke]

"Don't make me kick your sorry ass all the way to hell and back!"

"I don't need you, I don't need anyone, I have it all, I have everything, do you understand!?! Now, DISAPPEAR!"

"I hate you, I hate you all, you all don't mean anything to me, you are all nothing, nothing at all, if I have the chance I will MURDER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!"

"Pain?!? You don't know the meaning of the word! Here let me show you what is true pain!"

"Come on, throw everything you got at me, I came a long way, show me everything you've got, fight serious and I promise you I will return the favor!"

[Ant Crown]

"Don't make me kick your sorry ass all the way to hell and back!"

"I don't need you, I don't need anyone, I have it all, I have everything, do you understand!?! Now, DISAPPEAR!"

"I hate you, I hate you all, you all don't mean anything to me, you are all nothing, nothing at all, if I have the chance I will MURDER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!"

"Pain?!? You don't know the meaning of the word! Here let me show you what is true pain!"

"Come on, throw everything you got at me, I came a long way, show me everything you've got, fight serious and I promise you I will return the favor!"

Who said all that?

[Guts/Batman]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9992/exterminators6a4an.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Spot the badassness.

[TheOctopusDance]

Heh. The mushrooms add a nice effect. This is the first time I'd ever admit to thinking someone wearing a cowboy hat was bad ass though.

[Ant Crown]

Heh. The mushrooms add a nice effect. This is the first time I'd ever admit to thinking someone wearing a cowboy hat was bad ass though.
*Somewhere some place a Manbeard Twitches*

[lonewolf23k]

Heh. The mushrooms add a nice effect. This is the first time I'd ever admit to thinking someone wearing a cowboy hat was bad ass though.

Of course, you realize now John Wayne is stirring in his grave.

[Fallman]

Heh. The mushrooms add a nice effect. This is the first time I'd ever admit to thinking someone wearing a cowboy hat was bad ass though.
Be very glad for internet anoynimity, otherwise a number of people would be compelled to put on a cowboy hat and kick your non-cowboy ass.

[Guts/Batman]

For those who want to know, what he is smashing into goo is a nest of black Widow spiders at a S&M club...

Oh God do I love The Exterminators. :D

[Dark Soul # 7]

I just read through the Hardcover for Millar's issues of MK:Spider-man and I can believe nobody's posted this one yet.

Ok the scenario is that the Daily Bugle has put a bounty on Spidey's head, 5 million dollars to be exact. And Spidey has just pissed of a SWAT team by fighting Dr.Octopus and knocking him out which has caused more damaged than them sedating him would've. Anyway, they want the reward as a "bonus" so they all, more than 30 of them, dogpile him.
This is his thoughts about it.

"What were they doing here anyway? Whay was a SWAT team transporting Doctor Octopus around at midnight? And do they seriously think they can TAKE ME DOWN like this?
I might've gone a little crazy since someone snatched aunt May. I might have trouble standing up since I climed out of that hospital bed.
I might even be at HALF my usual strength here... but I could still eat these clows for breakfest."

[Stretch Dude]

"<Yes.>"
"Sorry, pal, but I just helped the warlord see the truth." (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-06-14)

[Sharpandpointies]

"Don't make me kick your sorry ass all the way to hell and back!"

"I don't need you, I don't need anyone, I have it all, I have everything, do you understand!?! Now, DISAPPEAR!"

"I hate you, I hate you all, you all don't mean anything to me, you are all nothing, nothing at all, if I have the chance I will MURDER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!"

"Pain?!? You don't know the meaning of the word! Here let me show you what is true pain!"

"Come on, throw everything you got at me, I came a long way, show me everything you've got, fight serious and I promise you I will return the favor!"

This is all sort of meaningless without knowing the source....

[Guts/Batman]

This is all sort of meaningless without knowing the source....

Indeed. Context may be for the weak but some context is necessary.

[lalalei2001]

Here's one from Earthworm Jim.

Evil The Cat: And soon, all the historians will remember ME as the cat who destroyed the UNIVERSE! Except there won't BE any historians!

[a. non]

General Skarr managed to sound badass, if only for a moment, in Skarred for Life:

Billy: But don't you ever miss your old job?

Skarr: Miss commanding regimented forces of destructive power, as we encircled the globe with our terrible iron fist of might, crushing down all the pathetic fools who dared stand before us, gorging our bellies on their cries for mercy, until at last, I alone stand as the GLORIOUS DARK LORD OF ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE?!! Not so, never miss it.

[Stretch Dude]

"Of course...but I'm also open to a demonstration of the Plaited Daisies' firepower." (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20060617.html)

[Stretch Dude]

"Think again." (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-06-19)

[monolith_xyber]

"Think again." (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-06-19)

Okay I'm just going to come out and say this.

Dude stop posting links to badly drawn webcomics. First off they suck, second off you would have to read the entire series no doubt, to figure out why the panel is badass, or eXtreme, or evil, or whatever, and third no seriously they suck. It's like you are just trying to get them traffic or something. Surely they have banner ads for that. They don't need you whoring for them. Well actually they probably do. I mean judging by how much they suck.

Yeah I've said it now. Guess that makes me the bad guy.

[S J C]

I'll say to you what was said to Death when he complained about the web comics

"go find something thats not a webcomic and post it won't stop us posting webcomics but you'll feel a lot better"

[monolith_xyber]

I'll say to you what was said to Death when he complained about the web comics

"go find something thats not a webcomic and post it won;t stop us posting webcomics but you'll feel a lot better"

I'd say to you what I've said to other people in this situation, but I don't feel like getting banned right now.

[Michael P]

I'll say to you what was said to Death when he complained about the web comics

"go find something thats not a webcomic and post it won;t stop us posting webcomics but you'll feel a lot better"
And I'll say what I said on that occurrence:

"We built this thread, this kickass thread, we built this thread on webcomic quotes."

[Stretch Dude]

Yeah I've said it now. Guess that makes me the bad guy.

No, it makes you something else.

[The MunchKING]

No, it makes you something else.

A whiney Complaner?

[Stretch Dude]

A whiney Complaner?

Sure, why not.

[monolith_xyber]

See you have bend in your name. That's like inviting people to mock you. But I'll take the high road and simply say that not all webcomics are bad, but some are and posting to something that requires knowledge of the chacters and plots of whatever feeb nobody cares about, written by some moron who can't draw, or write, to save his life, isn't really defining anything.

On the other hand, you could pretty much just pick a page of Dr Mcninja for example and <boom> it's badass, it's well drawn, it's to the point, it doesn't require scanning through 6 million badly drawn/written pages of garbage to "get" the character.

See the problem with bad webcomics, is that they are bad. It's not overly complex.

[literally exaggerated]

Agreed. There is a pretty obvious difference in quality between, say, Dr. McNinja or the Fire and rain arc on Sluggy Freelance or Bleedman's better stuff, and something like Dominic Deegan or Point Guardian.

[Lightbend]

See you have bend in your name. That's like inviting people to mock you. But I'll take the high road and simply say that not all webcomics are bad, but some are and posting to something that requires knowledge of the chacters and plots of whatever feeb nobody cares about, written by some moron who can't draw, or write, to save his life, isn't really defining anything.

On the other hand, you could pretty much just pick a page of Dr Mcninja for example and <boom> it's badass, it's well drawn, it's to the point, it doesn't require scanning through 6 million badly drawn/written pages of garbage to "get" the character.

See the problem with bad webcomics, is that they are bad. It's not overly complex.


Riiiiiiiiight. The thing is, the posts usually are not a random comic from the archives, but the comic that was just put up that day. On the other hand, many people would claim that the webcomics they are posting in this thread are worthy of being here on the reason that they are quite good, Dominic Deegan among them due to its steadily increasing quality since the Storm of Souls arc.

[Stretch Dude]

See you have bend in your name. That's like inviting people to mock you.

Yeah, that's a great way to start.

But I'll take the high road and simply say that not all webcomics are bad, but some are and posting to something that requires knowledge of the chacters and plots of whatever feeb nobody cares about, written by some moron who can't draw, or write, to save his life, isn't really defining anything.

And what, in your opinion, would be an example of a "bad" webcomic?

On the other hand, you could pretty much just pick a page of Dr Mcninja for example and <boom> it's badass, it's well drawn, it's to the point, it doesn't require scanning through 6 million badly drawn/written pages of garbage to "get" the character.

Who says you need to? Badassedness is very much straightforward.

See the problem with bad webcomics, is that they are bad. It's not overly complex.

And that is vastly oversimplifying.

[The MunchKING]

Agreed. There is a pretty obvious difference in quality between, say, Dr. McNinja or the Fire and rain arc on Sluggy Freelance or Bleedman's better stuff, and something like Dominic Deegan or Point Guardian.


Bah. Fire and rain was like the worst Sluggy arc. And Dr. McNinja isn't all that great either...

But you wnat good stuff I recomend www.missmab.com (alright it's in a filler set now, because the artist is at a con, but still).

[The MunchKING]

See you have bend in your name. That's like inviting people to mock you. But I'll take the high road and simply say that not all webcomics are bad, but some are and posting to something that requires knowledge of the chacters and plots of whatever feeb nobody cares about, written by some moron who can't draw, or write, to save his life, isn't really defining anything.

And you are much better than say, Piro, Dan, Amber, or pretty much any webcomic with any charecter development?

I mean I mocked CBF for "Point Guardian" but at least he's actually out there making a webcomic for him to be smugly superior over.

[The MunchKING]

...but feal free to find some badassness and post it...

[SAMAS]

"Lightning and time machines don't mix." (http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Archive/Jun06.php?date=20) -- George

[yeoman]

And you are much better than say, Piro, Dan, Amber, or pretty much any webcomic with any charecter development?

I mean I mocked CBF for "Point Guardian" but at least he's actually out there making a webcomic for him to be smugly superior over.


...

...


THE END TIMES ARE UPON US!

[Gordon Smith]

And I'll say what I said on that occurrence:

"We built this thread, this kickass thread, we built this thread on webcomic quotes."

And as long as everyone remembers this, all shall be fine.

[The MunchKING]

...

...


THE END TIMES ARE UPON US!
I thought they'd already hit...

[Atomic Horror]

I thought they'd already hit...


They already have. The human race has been doomed since someone thought it wise to invent a Flesh eating robot. (http://edition.cnn.com/2004/TECH/12/27/explorers.ecobot/index.html)
Soon they will come for us. And we will be helpless to stop them. Because they are robots.

[Stretch Dude]

"There is one thing... It's just that because you're too busy gloating at me and revelling in the pain of the Royal Knights you just freed...someone has a clear path straight to you." (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-06-21)

[ChaosBurnFlame]

Agreed. There is a pretty obvious difference in quality between, say, Dr. McNinja or the Fire and rain arc on Sluggy Freelance or Bleedman's better stuff, and something like Dominic Deegan or Point Guardian.

Ah, so you want nothing but one-liners, ninjas, Chuck Norris Jokes, Mr. T Jokes, and Gaming Jokes instead of written plotlines, character development and thought out storylines.

Anybody can make a webcomic about ninjas, gaming, and pop culture references.

Hardly anyone tried to do a superhero webcomic 'playing it straight'.

I do not joke when I say I craeted probably the most unique webcomic out there. And horrors of horrors, I actually update on time and don't whine about it like a sissy girl.

EDIT: Speaking of badass...

http://www.cortlandcomic.com/d/20060529.html

The Truth about penny arcade.

[Gordon Smith]

**POINTS** (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=3263035&postcount=3201)

[AscendedPikachuZero]

Here's one I heard in a Flash game. I think you might like it.

Kevin Federline butts his way to the front of a small crowd to get to the door of Club Douche. The bouncer obstructs his path.

Bouncer: Name?
K-Fed: That would be "The Bomb" under B. *grin*

After a lengthy pause...

Bouncer: Scram, white boy, or else I'm gonna chew you up and spit you out, and then chew you up again and swallow ya. Yeah...

[lalalei2001]

From a dream I had the other night, where a guy tried to skin my cat and kill me:

"If you want your death to be as painless as possible, look away and cover your ears."

[Stretch Dude]

"<You're afraid of me because I can kill your poison. I, Stonewater of the Alheera Kelsheen. Do you fear me? Or my name? Because in the old tongue of the Alheera, "Stonewater"...means "ice.">" (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-06-26)

[ChaosBurnFlame]

from "Mission Hill".

A pimp was chasing Andy to the roof of the apartment building, and was about to throw him off, when his back went out. He was about ot fall himself when Posey stopped him, massaged his back and fixed it. The pimp was about to thank her when she pushes him off the roof.

Andy asked her why she did that.

Posey said "I wanted him to feel the ground".

[Stretch Dude]

Found on the Superdickery forum:

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3248/supesadicktodarkseid14gy.jpg
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5959/supesadicktodarkseid29ag.jpg
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/334/supesadicktodarkseid34kg.jpg
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1892/supesadicktodarkseid46qy.jpg

[ChaosBurnFlame]

I call Shananigans.

Waht should have happened was Supermans' punch knocks Darkseid's chin up, and Darkseid says "You have overestimated yourself, kryptonian", then fly the backside of his hand.

[Stretch Dude]

"There's a joke here somewhere. Probably has a punchline like "Hell's frozen over" or something. *rips Tox'xel apart* But I can't stand those stupid jokes." (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-06-27)

I call Shananigans.

Waht should have happened was Supermans' punch knocks Darkseid's chin up, and Darkseid says "You have overestimated yourself, kryptonian", then fly the backside of his hand.

I call shenanigans on your shenanigan-calling. 'Cause I like saying shenanigans. Shenanigans!

[BrendanK]

I call shenanigans on your shenanigan-calling. 'Cause I like saying shenanigans. Shenanigans!
Chico:"I object!"
Judge:"On what grounds?"
Chico:"I couldn't think of anything else to say."
Groucho: "Objection sustained!"
Judge:"Sir! You sustain his objection?"
Groucho: "I couldn't think of anything else to say."

[Atomic Horror]

"There's a joke here somewhere. Probably has a punchline like "Hell's frozen over" or something. *rips Tox'xel apart* But I can't stand those stupid jokes." (http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-06-27)



I call shenanigans on your shenanigan-calling. 'Cause I like saying shenanigans. Shenanigans!


I swear to God, I am gonna pistol whip the next guy who says "shenanigans!"
(2 pt. reference)

[The Dog]

I swear to God, I am gonna pistol whip the next guy who says "shenanigans!"
(2 pt. reference)

*Clears throat*

SHENANIGANS!

[DoubleShot]

Bishop threating with his gun - "This won't kill you but it sure will make me feel better."

[Guts/Batman]

Twice the Optimus Prime badassness from this weeks TF vs. GI Joe.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/7738/tfartofwar4a5hk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Optimus Prime tells YOU where HE wants to go and you go!

http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/5209/tfartofwar4b8ce.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Can Serpent O.R. stand up to the "Autobot Super-Warrior"?

[KameTen]

I swear to God, I am gonna pistol whip the next guy who says "shenanigans!"
(2 pt. reference)

*Takes out pistol and points to The Dog*

What's that place you like, with all that crazy shit on the walls and stuff. What's it called again?;)

[Caswin]

You know, what with all the Order of the Stick stuff over in PWNED!, and me just now getting to reading it, I have to say I'm surprised this hasn't been posted here.

"Nope. Charge."

"This is the happiest day of my life." (http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=105)

[Dalak]

Twice the Optimus Prime badassness from this weeks TF vs. GI Joe.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/7738/tfartofwar4a5hk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Optimus Prime tells YOU where HE wants to go and you go!

http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/5209/tfartofwar4b8ce.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Can Serpent O.R. stand up to the "Autobot Super-Warrior"?


Methinks they'll have Serpentor survive somehow, but Prime will have his day :D

[SAMAS]

http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/5209/tfartofwar4b8ce.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


I'd really like to see how that scene ends in anything other than *SPLAT!*, :D

[Fallman]

Simple enough, the next panel will have Serpentor running like a little girl.

[Guts/Batman]

I'd really like to see how that scene ends in anything other than *SPLAT!*, :D

I dunno...

Serpentor is pretty uber. This could actually be a fight.

I thought of posting on DS when it happened but...just couldn't. Sepentor...killed Bumblebee. I couldn't believe it when I read it. They actually killed Bumblebee...

[The Dog]

I dunno...

Serpentor is pretty uber. This could actually be a fight.

Your kidding, right? Serpentor, going by the picture, is about as big as Optimus Prime's FIST!

Unless Serpentor's got some Deathstroke vs. JLA-level mojo going on here, he ends up a greasy green smear under Optimus' fist.

[lonewolf23k]

Your kidding, right? Serpentor, going by the picture, is about as big as Optimus Prime's FIST!

Unless Serpentor's got some Deathstroke vs. JLA-level mojo going on here, he ends up a greasy green smear under Optimus' fist.

Well, this version of Serpentor is a super-android with extendable attack tentacles powerful enough to take out other Transformers, who happens to be running Megatron's Operating System.

So, we might be looking at a David and Goliath scenario here...

[Dalak]

"I'm the smartest person in the world." (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060701)

[SAMAS]

The previous lines were so much more badass:

"You better lock me up before I do something horrible. Like cast Featherfall."

"What's so bad about that?"

"And then say, 'Hadoken'"

[SAMAS]

I dunno...

Serpentor is pretty uber. This could actually be a fight.

I thought of posting on DS when it happened but...just couldn't. Sepentor...killed Bumblebee. I couldn't believe it when I read it. They actually killed Bumblebee...

YOU BASTARDS!!

[Stretch Dude]

"You're right. You aren't my brother. He was never responsible." (http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060702.html)

[Caswin]

The previous lines were so much more badass:Yeah, but then it kind of robs anyone who hasn't read it yet of their full force.

[Kuro]

"Up until now, I've killed no one"

-Lucy from Elfen Lied

She says this when she confronts Nana, who asks if she's going to kill her. This quote is badass, because she's killed hundreds of people prior to this, but to her, their lives don't even count.

[Stretch Dude]

"No, I think I'll just find Mike, and then make a really nice bikini with his SKIN!" (http://www.crfh.net/d/20060703.html)

[Deviant Juvenile]

Steal Mario's hat = get your ass beat. (http://www.deviantart.com/view/11336541/)

[Stretch Dude]

"I don't kick. I shoot people. That makes them die." (http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=46&issue=3)

[Adrian Tullberg]

Spoilers for the recent Doctor Who episode 'Doomsday'

"Daleks beware; you have declared War on the Cybermen."

"THIS IS NOT WAR! THIS IS PEST CONTROL!"

"We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?"

"FOUR!"

"You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?"

"WE WOULD DESTROY THE CYBERMEN WITH ONE DALEK!"

[Fallman]

Yeah, that about cements the pecking order.

[Stretch Dude]

"I'll give you 30 million hints." (http://www.captainsnes.com/?date=20060709)

"I am a threat to everyone around me." (http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20060710.html)

[Stretch Dude]

Spoilers for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest:

Davy Jones's Kraken is after Jack. Elizabeth cuffs Jack to the mast of the Black Pearl so the others can escape. With the use of some lamp oil, Jack manages to free himself just as the Kraken's giant fanged mouth comes into view. Jack turns, and the beast, mere feet away, roars directly in his face, covering him in phlegm, as well as spitting up Jack's hat, which the Kraken had taken near the start of the film. Unfazed, he places his hat in its proper place and speaks two words:

"Hello, beastie."

He then charges, sword drawn, as the Kraken crashes down on him and the Pearl.

[Stretch Dude]

"Now we know."

"Sooner or later, she's gonna try to stick the knife in someone. And I'll be there to break her arm and make her swallow it." (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2117904.html#cutid1)

[lonewolf23k]

"Now we know."

"Sooner or later, she's gonna try to stick the knife in someone. And I'll be there to break her arm and make her swallow it." (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2117904.html#cutid1)


Sam doesn't come off to badly there either. "You seen me on a pool table, right?"

[Deviant Juvenile]

This here's badass on it's own level.

Booster mounted camera records from launch until a bit past splashdown. (http://mfile.akamai.com/18566/wmv/etouchsyst2.download.akamai.com/18355/wm.nasa-global/sts-121/right_aft_srb_camera.asx)

That there be cool, especially as the booster is falling back to earth.

[Stretch Dude]

"Your static-free zone won't be all I compromise if you don't put these on." (http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=881)

[Stretch Dude]

"Gotham City is Hell. We are all in Hell. And I am the King of Hell!" (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/2126375.html#cutid1)

[BitVyper]

"I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
*They fight, Inigo corners the six fingered man*
"Offer me money."
"Yes!"
"Power too, promise me that."
"All that I have and more."
"Offer me everything I ask for."
"Anything you want!"
*Stab!* "I want my father back you son of a bitch!"

[Stretch Dude]

Riff: I use a flamethrower on my stains.
Torg: OK I can see that taking care of a stain, but doesn't that leave you with a bigger mess?
Riff: It sends a message to the other stains. (http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060716)

"...I don't know what's been going through your mind lately, but I can tell you what's about to go through it." (http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07032006.shtml)

"Oh, honey. You know better. There's nothing passive about my aggression." (http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07042006.shtml)

[Thunder Phoenix]

Spoilers for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest:

Davy Jones's Kraken is after Jack. Elizabeth cuffs Jack to the mast of the Black Pearl so the others can escape. With the use of some lamp oil, Jack manages to free himself just as the Kraken's giant fanged mouth comes into view. Jack turns, and the beast, mere feet away, roars directly in his face, covering him in phlegm, as well as spitting up Jack's hat, which the Kraken had taken near the start of the film. Unfazed, he places his hat in its proper place and speaks two words:

"Hello, beastie."

He then charges, sword drawn, as the Kraken crashes down on him and the Pearl.

I was about to post that when I saw it here.

Captain Jack is my hero.

[The Dog]

I was about to post that when I saw it here.

Captain Jack is my hero.

And they're making a third one, so you know he survived it.

[Z-man]

And they're making a third one, so you know he survived it.

No, you don't. After all, Barbossa was clearly dead, and they need him because he "knows the way" to find Jack, meaning they likely are talking resurrection.

[Deviant Juvenile]

And they're making a third one, so you know he survived it.

Aw, they made it a cliffy? That sucks. :(

And he might not, neccesarily. It could be all about Will and Elizabeth.