View Full Version : Bale's Bruce Wayne vs Downey's Sherlock Holmes
FrenchGemini
03-21-2010, 06:18 AM
In a hand to hand only fight, no armor for Wayne before someone mentions it.
Flashfan
03-22-2010, 12:23 AM
I dont its a good fight...but Batman was more of a one hitter quitter...but I'll say that Downey Holmes seemed more clever.
Downey FTW.
He pretty much calculated every muscle movement of all of his opponents down the the last second. I seriously doubt even Bale Wayne is beyond his capability.
Flashfan
03-22-2010, 02:02 AM
Downey FTW.
He pretty much calculated every muscle movement of all of his opponents down the the last second. I seriously doubt even Bale Wayne is beyond his capability.
Sure he calculated the combos of brutes not Bale Batman one hit quitter..I mean he tended to just punch people and they got knocked out.
Adrian Tullberg
03-22-2010, 02:12 AM
Downey FTW.
He pretty much calculated every muscle movement of all of his opponents down the the last second. I seriously doubt even Bale Wayne is beyond his capability.
Opponent will open with Dark Knight box office over Iron Man.
Counter with query about missing nipples on Batsuit.
Block jab, hit ribs, shin, cheekbone.
While reeling, mock 'batvoice', using packet of cough drops as prop.
Counter enraged charge with sidestep, elbow to neck, causing opponent to hit head on wall.
While reeling, sweep leg, finish with People's Elbow, post footage on YouTube.
Physical Recovery, one week.
Youtube views, estimated fifteen million, twenty if lighting man from Terminator Salvation allowed to teabag.
Nik Hasta
03-22-2010, 03:28 AM
Opponent will open with Dark Knight box office over Iron Man.
Counter with query about missing nipples on Batsuit.
Block jab, hit ribs, shin, cheekbone.
While reeling, mock 'batvoice', using packet of cough drops as prop.
Counter enraged charge with sidestep, elbow to neck, causing opponent to hit head on wall.
While reeling, sweep leg, finish with People's Elbow, post footage on YouTube.
Physical Recovery, one week.
Youtube views, estimated fifteen million, twenty if lighting man from Terminator Salvation allowed to teabag.
Nice work Adrian!
Opponent will open with Dark Knight box office over Iron Man.
Counter with query about missing nipples on Batsuit.
Block jab, hit ribs, shin, cheekbone.
While reeling, mock 'batvoice', using packet of cough drops as prop.
Counter enraged charge with sidestep, elbow to neck, causing opponent to hit head on wall.
While reeling, sweep leg, finish with People's Elbow, post footage on YouTube.
Physical Recovery, one week.
Youtube views, estimated fifteen million, twenty if lighting man from Terminator Salvation allowed to teabag.
Nice work, Adrian! When you go home, there's going to be an extra story on your house!
Adrian Tullberg
03-23-2010, 02:58 PM
Thank you all ...
yeoman
03-23-2010, 06:59 PM
Opponent will open with Dark Knight box office over Iron Man.
Counter with query about missing nipples on Batsuit.
Block jab, hit ribs, shin, cheekbone.
While reeling, mock 'batvoice', using packet of cough drops as prop.
Counter enraged charge with sidestep, elbow to neck, causing opponent to hit head on wall.
While reeling, sweep leg, finish with People's Elbow, post footage on YouTube.
Physical Recovery, one week.
Youtube views, estimated fifteen million, twenty if lighting man from Terminator Salvation allowed to teabag.
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One day I'll write a post funnier than yours.
NEXT TIME GADGET... I MEAN TULLBERG! NEXT TIME!
Gordon Smith
03-23-2010, 07:05 PM
In a hand to hand only fight, no armor for Wayne before someone mentions it.
Serious answer; Wayne takes it, I think, but Holmes makes him work for it.
non-serious answer: Tullberg's in the thread. I won''t even bother trying to compete with the master.
Legato
03-23-2010, 07:09 PM
Opponent will open with Dark Knight box office over Iron Man.
Counter with query about missing nipples on Batsuit.
Block jab, hit ribs, shin, cheekbone.
While reeling, mock 'batvoice', using packet of cough drops as prop.
Counter enraged charge with sidestep, elbow to neck, causing opponent to hit head on wall.
While reeling, sweep leg, finish with People's Elbow, post footage on YouTube.
Physical Recovery, one week.
Youtube views, estimated fifteen million, twenty if lighting man from Terminator Salvation allowed to teabag.
Captured Holmes perfectly I say
Captain Avenger
03-23-2010, 09:47 PM
Batman is WAY too fast for Holmes.
critical mass
03-23-2010, 09:50 PM
Batman is WAY too fast for Holmes.
Not Bale Batman. I think Downey Holmes would dismantle him.
Captain Avenger
03-23-2010, 09:54 PM
Not Bale Batman. I think Downey Holmes would dismantle him.
Yeah right. Call me when Holmes can dismantle half a dozen or so gun wielding mobsters without any of them ever even seeing him except when he wants them too. Obviously, I'm referring to the fight that lead to the mafia boss being used as a makeshift batsymbol.
yeoman
03-23-2010, 10:12 PM
Yeah right. Call me when Holmes can dismantle half a dozen or so gun wielding mobsters without any of them ever even seeing him except when he wants them too. Obviously, I'm referring to the fight that lead to the mafia boss being used as a makeshift batsymbol.
The fight were he consistantly struck from the shadows using surprise and fear to his advantage?
That scene shows many things, but it doesn't show any huge speed advantage, just a steal one. Which doesn't help him in the arena.
DeadXMan
03-23-2010, 10:19 PM
Yeah right. Call me when Holmes can dismantle half a dozen or so gun wielding mobsters without any of them ever even seeing him except when he wants them too. Obviously, I'm referring to the fight that lead to the mafia boss being used as a makeshift batsymbol.
call me when Bale dose any real detective work.
Legato
03-23-2010, 10:38 PM
call me when Bale dose any real detective work.
The debate is for nonbiased purposes only
Yeah right. Call me when Holmes can dismantle half a dozen or so gun wielding mobsters without any of them ever even seeing him except when he wants them too. Obviously, I'm referring to the fight that lead to the mafia boss being used as a makeshift batsymbol.
None of whom were a tenth as skilled and intelligent as Holmes was.
Granted, the opponents Holmes fought against weren't all that impressive, but his cunning and precog is way more impressive than Bale's one hit wonders.
choptop
03-25-2010, 01:20 PM
i give it to bats all he needs is to land one hit to put him out.
Legato
03-25-2010, 02:22 PM
i give it to bats all he needs is to land one hit to put him out.
Downey Sherlock Holmes has that durability that might make it a little hard for him to go down in one hit.
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