Which Marvel Hero would you NOT date?

[Froggy]

I.e. which one would have their superhero identity smeared on "don't date them" sites?

*waits for answers of daredevil*

[Brother Justin Crowe]

Besides Blindy McDoomedGirlfriend, I'd throw Peter Parker, Wanda Maximoff, Karla Sofen and probably a few others onto the list.

[Perfection/Emma 2]

The Scarlet Witch, Ms. Marvel (Both), Wolverine, Deadpool, Punisher, Moon Knight, and any other crazies

[Midnightblue]

Wolverine, Punisher, Hulk, Cyclops, Hank Pym

[Ned McDodd]

i wouldn't date Emma Frost or Wanda Maximoff. These are the first who come to my mind, there are probably more.

[Aziz Abbasi]

*Not Rogue, I don't want a girl I can't touch
*"Emma Frost" doesn't appeal to me, she's just too white
*Scarlet Witch
*Ms. Marvel, any one of them
*She-Hulk (she's just too big, I can't handle it)
*Medusa, or any other female hero with a husband (does that still include "Mrs. Walters Jameson"?)
*Jean Grey

[Chase_Stein]

*Not Rogue, I don't want a girl I can't touch


She can now control her powers. :D

I would not date Emma Frost, Black Cat, Elsa Bloodstone and Monica Rambeau. They're all bullies.

[Sijo]

Since when is Monica a bully!? (And no, I don't consider "Nextwave" to have been in continuity). I'd date her. Emma Frost I would never date for a truckload of reasons. She-Hulk... maybe. I'm not scared of her, she isn't a berserker like her cousin, but she tends to be too sarcastic at times. Might not be a fun date.

[Chase_Stein]

Since when is Monica a bully!? (And no, I don't consider "Nextwave" to have been in continuity).

She also kind of was during Marvel Divas. Unfortunately, I'm not that aware of her other appearances so, I can't judge her really beyond those two titles.

[Goshin]

Gambit looks like he has herpes, and Emma Frost used to be a stripper, and half of them usually have something. Friend of mine caught chlamydia ****ing with a stripper

[Gabe De Los Muertos]

Well all the ones that are married, all the ones that are guys, and Tigra because she has gonorrhea.

[lou-bert vs. q-bert]

Typhoid Mary. All women are pretty much insane as is, but this woman takes insanity to an infinite level.

[Le Petit Chevalier]

Not the ones with mind-reading powers...

[Aziz Abbasi]

All the ones that are guysI didn't feel it important to mention I feel this way, I don't think I ever need to

Typhoid Mary. All women are pretty much insane as is, but this woman takes insanity to an infinite level.All humans are pretty much insane, depends how you look at it

Not the ones with mind-reading powers...It's annoying to have a date reading your mind, but at least if you're not in the mood to talk you won't need to
Just wonder how you know she is not respecting the privacy of your mind

[FlyingFox]

She-Hulk because she probably has an STD.

[Talkie Toaster]

Not the ones with mind-reading powers...

I'll go with that answer too

[Froggy]

*Not Rogue, I don't want a girl I can't touch
*"Emma Frost" doesn't appeal to me, she's just too white
*Scarlet Witch
*Ms. Marvel, any one of them
*She-Hulk (she's just too big, I can't handle it)
*Medusa, or any other female hero with a husband (does that still include "Mrs. Walters Jameson"?)
*Jean Grey
thats what she said:biggrin:

Well all the ones that are married, all the ones that are guys, and Tigra because she has gonorrhea.waitwaaaat

[spunksf]

Any telepath (it's a no-go, sorry, Charlie).

None of the following whiny crybabies; Wolverine, Daredevil, Spiderman,Angel, Cloak... basically anybody who believes they've been living under a curse (even if it's true).

No psychos, your Moon Knights for example. Bullseye, Vemon, any Dark Avenger. Hank Pym. Life's crazy enough already.

And finally, no obvious bombs. You date the Hulk, you shouldn't be surprised when your world goes "boom".

[Nightstar1441]

Moonstone - Karla Sofen

Most women like to think they can get in your head to begin with...this would be a bit too much

[Hrist]

Yeah, Blindy McDoomedGirlfriend.

He is a death sentence. Or a worse-than-death sentence. Definitely amongst the more attractive guys in the MU, and I can see how the brooding schtick works for him, but none of that is worth drug addiction, insanity, or being replaced by a Skrull.

Also Gambit, but that's just because I have standards.

[Froggy]

Yeah, Blindy McDoomedGirlfriend.

He is a death sentence. Or a worse-than-death sentence. Definitely amongst the more attractive guys in the MU, and I can see how the brooding schtick works for him, but none of that is worth drug addiction, insanity, or being replaced by a Skrull.

Also Gambit, but that's just because I have standards.

I can just imagine when his friends try to set him up on dates

[Aziz Abbasi]

thats what she said:biggrin:Who's she?

[Froggy]

Who's she?

Kismet aka HER >_>

[Aziz Abbasi]

Double, DOUBLE!!!

[JurassicParkIsAnAwesomeMovie]

Rogue-No touching:mad:

[cernunnos]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Squirrel Girl.

[Iron_Stark]

She-Hulk because she probably has an STD.

She's immune to diseases like the Hulk.

[Lintu]

Any telepath (it's a no-go, sorry, Charlie).

None of the following whiny crybabies; Wolverine, Daredevil, Spiderman,Angel, Cloak... basically anybody who believes they've been living under a curse (even if it's true).

No psychos, your Moon Knights for example. Bullseye, Vemon, any Dark Avenger. Hank Pym. Life's crazy enough already.

And finally, no obvious bombs. You date the Hulk, you shouldn't be surprised when your world goes "boom".

I think you have just wiped out most of the males in the marvel universe.

[spunksf]

I think you have just wiped out most of the males in the marvel universe.

Yeah, you can't be too careful when dating someone who can kill you by looking at you. It's worse than dating a lawyer. Well, almost worse.

[arachne_azure]

Asp, because any prolonged contact with her could result in death from her venom electricity (and people thought Rogue had it bad)

Black Mamba in addition to getting killed by her dark force power, she was also a prostitute (for real yo!!) so who knows where she's been.

Lady Mastermind & Psylocke
Really do you want to date a telepath, that knows your every thought, I
don't.

Skein So she is Bi,(jackpot for most guys), however if you make her really mad, kiss your Armani suits goodbye, (she destroys fabric clothing.)

[Melissa N]

Daredevil and Wolverine for sure, because dating either of them is a wish for death.

Any telepath, because the thought of someone reading my thoughts weirds me out. (I'd make an exception for Cable though. :wink:)

Daken, Venom, Bullseye, Ares, Tony Stark, Deadpool, anyone with the surname of Pym, Hulk, Moon Knight, Spider-Man, Thor, Norman Osborn, the Sentry...

Yeah, I could be here all day naming characters I'd never date. :biggrin:

[Westgarth J]

Let's break this down:
http://www.4thletter.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dumbdarkhawk.jpg

Panel 1: Turbo mentions that Darkhawk's little brothers weren't terribly harmed when their house was blown up by aliens, presumably because we clearly saw their mom use her own body to shield them from the tons of debris which fell on them all.

Panel 2: Darkhawk, looking on at his mother as she lays in a coma after aforementioned house exploding incident, does his best to remain calm for the sake of Turbo.

Panel 3: Turbo interrupts this technique, a well-known and almost universally known technique that she, Darkhawk's girlfriend does not know about despite dating him (Darkhawk) for quite some time.

Panel 4-5: Somehow the near death of Darkhawk's family is all about Turbo, and Darkhawk's attempts to be calm for her sake aren't enough. Nor does he have an excuse to be angry because his home and family were just exploded by aliens.

So I'm gonna put it out there: to hell with Turbo and her badly-drawn huge-ass hands, Popeye forearms, collegenated lips and looking like a middle-aged white hooker. She must have something going for her, however, as Darkhawk seems to think - despite all evidence to the contrary - that he needs that shit in his life.

[Empath]

Do Not Date List:
Spiderman (With every great superhero, comes their great deal of baggage)
Moon Knight (I am a one man kinda female.)
None of the Dark Avengers, especially not the Sentry
Tony "I am such a cad." Stark (Cue Pepper Potts and Maria Hill lately)
Pym
Vision (Why reinvent the wheel, eh?)
Namor (I get sea sick.)
Johnny Storm (perenial bachelor)
Purple Man (well not of my own volition anyways)
No telepath or any brain tinkering people. (.....see above....)
Scott Summers (just cause he been dating the brain tinkering people, that black box won't stay closed forever)
Wolverine (sorry bub, your track record with the womens ain't too encouraging)
(Did I say no Dark Avengers?)

Might date:
T'Challa :well, I might be become so paranoid wondering how many steps ahead of me he is and if my attraction to him was not predetermined by a serious of behind the scenes manipulations and plot devices that I would eventually decide to keep my distance. Besides I am more a dog person and I am allergic to lightening. :-)

[Empath]

One more for the don't date list:
Nick Fury "I am really a LMD in disguise".

[Sean Walsh]

She-Hulk, sadly. Pretty sure she was destroy me.

[Kieran_Frost]

I wouldn't date Scott Summers. Not because he's not hot (he is). Not because he isn't powerful (he is)... it's because I couldn't deal with the hate from comic fans who think "Scott/Jean Forever" is the 11th Commandment!
:wink:

[celticguy]

none of them I insist my dates actually exist

[Westgarth J]

none of them I insist my dates actually exist

It's overly-demanding attitudes like this that's caused the breakdown of American values.

[celticguy]

It's overly-demanding attitudes like this that's caused the breakdown of American values.

Well plus my wife would kill me.