If There Was A Yabs MMORPG...

[Gail Simone]

...I would be Gail.

[KevinTBrown]

No, I would be Gail!

[TomStillwell]

And you would get the rest of us killed on a regular basis.

[bert]

...I would be Gail.

and I would be Scott!

I have the perfect wig too

[Sabrinaset]

I would play a level 80 HelloKittyKat with Kung-Fu leg-kicking action!

[FalconX2000]

I suspect there would be rainbows.

[Linkara]

I'd be Sabrina! I'd have boobs and stuff!

[sk716]

And you would get the rest of us killed on a regular basis.

Tom beat me to it but:

QFT!!!

[CassandraL]

I would be a GM and make awesome epic weapons that only I could use.

[Sabrinaset]

I'd be Sabrina! I'd have boobs

If you were playing me, no you wouldn't! :frown:

[Infra-Man]

All right, time's up, let's do this!

[Flamebird]

I'd be CAM so I could have all the beer!




Suckers! :tongue:

[Calvin Government]

I would...

... wait, I don't actually have, like, a 'thing' here yet. I mean, I've been here for hundreds of posts, over a year, but, I mean, aside from the occasional depressing interlude, what's really defined me?

Oh, God. I'd be Identity Crisis Lad.

(the one who never knows what's going on or why he's here; Identity Crisis Guy would be the rapey, stabby one with a convoluted backstory)

[Cam63]

I'd be CAM so I could've had all the beer!




Suckers! :tongue:

Fixed !...

[Cam63]

I would play a level 80 HelloKittyKat with Kung-Fu leg-kicking action!

If that were the case, I think you'd find something better to do in your free time, Doc.

[DavidAllred]

I would be the resident Priest / Healer class.

And I promise I wouldn't fondle any of you.

[Benel Germosen]

I would be the resident Priest / Healer class.

And I promise I wouldn't fondle any of you.

...much....

[CutterMike]

No, I would be Gail!
...And I would be Spartacus!

[Gail Simone]

Everyone would love my strategy!

[Cam63]

It worked for Conan the Barbarian.

[Kyuubi]

. . .it would cut into my LARPing where I play a 67 year old woman looking for meaning in life since her kids have grown up and moved out and her husband is constantly preoccupied with work so she decides to go back to school and get her PhD in animal husbandry only to find out that such a degree doesn't exist and she was ripped off by that strip mall community college all those years ago so she decides to track down the man that was in charge of the school only to find out that he's fallen on hard times and decides to help him turn his life around and in the process falls in love with him but he has a wife and she's still in love with her husband so she must choose between the two.



I've been playing this for 13 years.

[Cam63]

That is a strange blend of awesome and sad.

[Reverend Smooth]

I would be the resident Priest / Healer class.So would I.


And I promise I wouldn't fondle any of you.
But I would!

[Infra-Man]

Is there a player class for nebbishes and schmendricks?

[Weetomuncher]

I would be a Level 50 Scotsman Elf Warrior with a +1 Irn-Bru Bottle.

[Arrogantcur]

...I would be Gail.

Gail's too important for you to play as. She can only be an NPC that you get quests from sometimes and form raid parties to kill if you're a member of the other faction. :tongue:

[MartinRedmond]

I will be a huge, bad ass signature.

[Drew_Danger]

But I would!

I vote Rev for healer.

[Arrogantcur]

I vote Rev for healer.

Who will be tank?

[Lovefloor]

I wouldn´t be teaming with any of you... because you are all noobs!
=P

(So, says the "junior member")

[Gaelforce]

I volunteer to be the tank so long as that tank is a monkey. A big one. With an axe.

[Weetomuncher]

You do realise that you can get 800 gold coins if you give Gail 50 dollars, don't you.

She can also arrange for your enemies to walk right into the Pit Of Infinite Deaths. Although that is not in the game but in her yard in Oregon.

[Reverend Smooth]

I vote Rev for healer.
<33333

Who will be tank?
Considering how many times I have to offtank because the tank can't hold aggro...

[the4thpip]

... I'd try to figure out how to make it work on my Colecovision, which is the most current games console I own.

[Lester C.]

I'd be the guy WAY in the background taking potshots for exp and looting dead bodies from those who fought and died on the front lines. Assuming you can do that as I've never played an MMO before.

[Reverend Smooth]

... I'd try to figure out how to make it work on my Colecovision, which is the most current games console I own.MMOs are generally a PC thing, or a Mac with dual-boot.

I used to own a colecovision.

When I was ten.

[DavidAllred]

<33333

Considering how many times I have to offtank because the tank can't hold aggro...

I will say Rev can hold some aggro!

:tongue:

Love ya!

[bert]

and I would be Scott!

I have the perfect wig too

me so pretty!


(and no one likey :frown:)

[WhiteRose]

I'd be a rogue? Backstabbity stabbity :evilsmile:

[shrike]

I'm fairly certain I'd be a boss in one of the high level instances.

[Arrogantcur]

<33333

Considering how many times I have to offtank because the tank can't hold aggro...

What does holding me have to do with anything? :confused:

(Seriously though, when playing Left 4 Dead and using this name I've been called "Aggro" by people sometimes--although lately "Arro" or "Arrogant" more often than not--so that's what it reminded me of. But yeah, I know what aggro is.)


I'd be a rogue? Backstabbity stabbity :evilsmile:

I hated rogues in WoW. Except when I was one.

[PatrickG]

I'd be that guy in a backwater dungeon who has a really cool mount. But to get it from me, you'll have to kill me hundreds of times because it's less than a 1% drop.

Hm.

I should think about a new line of work.

[jesterwitch]

I'll be Black Alice! :biggrin:

[Arrogantcur]

If Gail wants to be Gail, and game-Gail is an NPC, I give you an amusing example of why she should perhaps reconsider her decision to be herself. This example provided by Flintlocke Vs. The Horde (http://pc.gamespy.com/flintlocke-vs-the-horde/episode-1-a-horde-of-many-colors/905954p1.html?daily=true), sequel to Flintlocke's Guide To Azeroth (http://www.gamespy.com/articles/572/572326p1.html).

http://pc.gamespy.com/flintlocke-vs-the-horde/episode-2-a-horrific-interruption/908657p1.html

http://pc.gamespy.com/flintlocke-vs-the-horde/episode-2-a-horrific-interruption/908938p1.html


:eek:

[Vakanai]

I'd be that crazy guy who may or may not be seeking to end the world.
So basically myself, only in armor. Cause armor rocks...until it gets destroyed with the earth...

[shanejayell]

The noob creed:

"I ain't gullible, I ain't expendable and I ain't going!"

[Wind-Breaker]

I would be the wimpy healer that hides behind a rock.

[Azrael52]

...I would be Gail.

Pft, who wouldn't be. I think to be fair, Gail should be an NPC.

- Ray

[Tyr]

I would be a Paladin, and I would be part of Shel's knightly order, not sure what it would be called, but it would involve Ferrets for some reason.

[Reverend Smooth]

I will say Rev can hold some aggro!

:tongue:

Love ya!
:E So where are your offheals, o fellow priest? That shit took my HP down to half while I was healing others, and I'm pretty sure if I hadn't blown my instaheal I'd've died, the tank woulda died, and then the rest of you all woulda died. :P

And then somebody woulda been like HEALZ PLZZZ. Probably somebody's alt before we realised who they were and kicked them out of the party. >o

It's a good thing I stack HP on chain, or I'd'a been a goner.

(Have you checked out Aion, David? It's about angels in a holy war.)

[Personamanx]

I'd be a Level 70 Personamanx with a Cloak of Destiny that gives me +23 Awesomeness.

[LewMoxinsghost]

I'd love to be a level 50 badass swordsman with a beard and a spike motif on my costume. But the truth is I'd probably be that n00b in the corner running, over and over again, into the wall while texting "im stuck. what do i do now? guys? guys?"