What weird stuff did you see/do today?

[K-DoG7p7]

So! what Weird stuff did you see or do today?

I am currently working at a school close to where I live (installing a new computer network), the school is for ages 13-16 (i have no idea what its calld in english, so.. 13 to 16!)
and well I went to the receptionist/officelady what ever to get a key! and what did i see right there on the desk?

a Dildo
thaaaaats right, right out there for everyone to see.
it was kinda small, red and with a sucktioncup at the bottom.

Needles to say I almost well "loled". I went back later to deliver the key but then it was gone :(

So naturally i spent most of the day wondering how it got there and who owns it, was it a teachers? a student? the office lady? just something someone found?

So what weird stuff happened to you today?

[FeminineMystique]

My standards for "Weird" may be different from anyone elses:wink:

Okay weird stuff, weird stuff...Ooo, I got one! Walking to work today there's a clear patch of road. A long, long stretch of road with no trees to duck behind and no alley ways to hide in. There's a guy walk right in front of me, less than a foot away. I glance to the side for a moment and when I look back...he's gone.

Just dissapeared. No where for him to have ducked down, nothing to obscure him from view. But he's vanished:eek:

[Xeres]

The person sitting next to me on the subway was talking a lot of "stuff" to absolutely no one. "Don't you tell me what to do, I'll do what I want to do when i want to do it. Ain't no way anyone is controlling ME!" Stuff like that.

Same ride a religious person peached to the entire subway car that basically we all suck and we're all going to hell unless we turn to JESUS and accept him as our LAWD and SAVIOR! I turn down my headphones for these people for a min or two to LOL to myself then turn the music back to a high enough level to not hear my salvation.

[FeminineMystique]

Same ride a religious person peached to the entire subway car that basically we all suck and we're all going to hell unless we turn to JESUS and accept him as our LAWD and SAVIOR! I turn down my headphones for these people for a min or two to LOL to myself then turn the music back to a high enough level to not hear my salvation.

If you missed the Rapture you are going to be SO embarassed:tongue:

[cedardryad]

My daughter put lip gloss all over her neck and the school thought we chocked her. Why would we bring in our daughter with marks on her neck if we put them there?

[FemGeek]

Went through a parking lot in a shopping centre earlier and saw that one of the big white 'go this way' arrows on the ground had been painted the wrong way and then the right way had been painted directly over it. It looked weird firstly, and secondly what genius managed that? All the other ones were right.

[FeminineMystique]

Went through a parking lot in a shopping centre earlier and saw that one of the big white 'go this way' arrows on the ground had been painted the wrong way and then the right way had been painted directly over it. It looked weird firstly, and secondly what genius managed that? All the other ones were right.

:tongue: How do you get something like that wrong? It's not difficult!

[yaseen101]

My little sister (who is around 4) and I were eating chips (or french fries as Americans call it) today and watching tv. Hlafway through she took all the cips from my plate, put into her almost empty one and ran off. Naturally, this lead to a sibling fight.

[Dark Galaxy]

I haven't seen or done anything too interesting today.

A while back I saw a guy in a "Best Buy" walking around with a parrot on his shoulder. A nicely dressed middle aged man who looked like he just came from the golf course, with a parrot on his shoulder and parrot shit all down the back of his shirt. He was buying a dvd player or something.

That just struck me as an activity that the parrot could have probably stayed home for.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Someone walked by my office door today talking about having his cat's nuts chopped off....

[dupont2005]

The only place I went was the garage:mad:

[Weetomuncher]

It was my 30th birthday today but I didn't get to do anything cool as I only had three hours sleep last night and didn't feel great earlier.

I'm going shopping tomorrow and I'll probably buy a cool piece of technology (there is a cool camera in Argos going for £80) with my birthday cash.

[Puppetmaker Grae]

Happy Birthday Weeto!

I spent today on my 10th attempt to cast a flawless set of 3 noses in transparent blue resin.

[Monty_Cristo]

i replayed some of last night's super bowl ads on the computer

[Jack Zodiac]

Nothing's that weird. Interesting maybe, but never really weird. Some dude walked down a busy highway near my work today, right in the middle of rush hour. Not exactly weird, but interesting.

[Vakanai]

Man, if this thread had come much earlier, I'd have a few stories to tell.

[CutterMike]

So, I'm in the post office -- I just need one stamp to send a bill payment off and there's a guy in front of me mailing a parcel. It's semi-neatly wrapped, mostly with the post office's official packing tape. Not that unusual...

I'd just never seen somebody mailing a hockey stick before.

The clerk was very good -- she kept a perfectly straight face as she weighed it and measured the length and girth to make sure that it was, in fact, mailable, asked him if he wanted it sent with a return receipt (he did) and insurance (he didn't) and did the whole postal thing.

Not TOTALLY weird, but certainly a BIT surreal.

[FeminineMystique]

So, I'm in the post office -- I just need one stamp to send a bill payment off and there's a guy in front of me mailing a parcel. It's semi-neatly wrapped, mostly with the post office's official packing tape. Not that unusual...

I'd just never seen somebody mailing a hockey stick before.

The clerk was very good -- she kept a perfectly straight face as she weighed it and measured the length and girth to make sure that it was, in fact, mailable, asked him if he wanted it sent with a return receipt (he did) and insurance (he didn't) and did the whole postal thing.

Not TOTALLY weird, but certainly a BIT surreal.

Good luck fitting that through a letter box!:tongue:

[Weetomuncher]

Good luck fitting that through a letter box!:tongue:

A hockey stick could actually go through my letter box but I wouldn't like to be standing behind the door waiting to see if there were any letters!