The Never Ending Thread

[YoGo]

Only TWO words per person.
Any amount of punctuation is allowed.
Some attempt must be made at maintaining a comprehensible sentence.
Let's go wild!

Here we go with the first two words of the never ending thread:


My buttocks


EDIT: ONE Sentence is now allowed, thereby replacing the 2 word ruling.

Regards,

Yogo
High Lord Cardinal of the Never Ending Thread

[heystacy]

really hurt

[Patient Boy]

since Saturday

[Spackling Compound]

in jail....

[founder81]

Later, I


____

[blackcanary_416]

put some...

[JeffreyWKramer]

clam chowder

[founder81]

under the
___

[mattbib]

bar stool

____________-

[monkeysweat]

for the...

[SUPERECWFAN1]

bastard mice.....

[YoGo]

,they're blind...

[SUPERECWFAN1]

,and horny...

[YoGo]

All three!

[Dee3]

went to.....

[founder81]

the cat

_____

[JeffreyWKramer]

who sat....

[Meatmunk]

behind my....

[Kyuubi]

open bar...

[Karl J. Barnes]

slipped me...

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Hard Liquor....

[Karl J. Barnes]

made of.....

[Kyuubi]

wood shavings...

[Karl J. Barnes]

and rat....

[Dee3]

Shit I....

[YoGo]

love the...

[JeffreyWKramer]

squid sandwiches

[YoGo]

their inkiness

[Dee3]

is tasty....

[JeffreyWKramer]

with horseradish

[YoGo]

Suddenly, a...

[JeffreyWKramer]

ninja turtle

[SUPERECWFAN1]

got flushed......

[Kyuubi]

into the...

[Melissa]

Bridge Airlock

[Dee3]

he then...

[YoGo]

transformed into

[Meatmunk]

Sandra Bullock

[Karl J. Barnes]

She said...

[Kyuubi]

what the...

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Hell are.....

[YoGo]

my movies....

[Melissa]

playing here

[YoGo]

then she....

[Kyuubi]

put on....

[YoGo]

j-bolt's movie.....

[SUPERECWFAN1]

and screamed!....

[Crowley]

Holy Mullets!

[YoGo]

It Exists!!

[Dee3]

what was....

[Crowley]

she doing...

[YoGo]

....with it?

[Karl J. Barnes]

with that...

[YoGo]

she ran....

[Crowley]

so far.....

[YoGo]

when Heather

[Karl J. Barnes]

Jumped out..

[YoGo]

and ripped

[Karl J. Barnes]

Her lacy...

[Crowley]

gorilla suit...

[Karl J. Barnes]

right down.....

[Crowley]

to her........

[Karl J. Barnes]

naval ring...

[Dee3]

Heather said....

[Kyuubi]

what's up?...

[YoGo]

Aren't you...

[Crowley]

J-Bolt's crush...

[YoGo]

who looks....

[Crowley]

kind like...

[YoGo]

Jim Fisher....

[Karl J. Barnes]

In trashy...

[Crowley]

yellow striped...

[Karl J. Barnes]

moth eaten...

[YoGo]

Mothra Cocoons

[Karl J. Barnes]

Heather replied,...

[Kyuubi]

I'm actually...

[YoGo]

Prince Pouncy (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=615369&postcount=10)

[Crowley]

J-Bolt gasped...

[YoGo]

and peed....

[Karl J. Barnes]

, but lost...

[YoGo]

his aim....

[Dee3]

he sprayed..

[JeffreyWKramer]

Justin Timberlake

[YoGo]

Consolidation of our little yet never ending thread....

My buttocks really hurt since Saturday in jail. Later, I put some clam chowder under the bar stool for the bastard mice, they're blind, and horny. All three! went to the cat who sat behind my open bar slipped me hard liquor made of wood shavings and rat.

Shit I love the squid sandwiches, their inkiness is tasty with horseradish.

Suddenly, a ninja turtle got flushed into the Bridge Airlock. He then transformed into Sandra Bullock. She said, "What the hell are my movies playing here?". Then she put on j-bolt's movie and screamed!

"Holy Mullets! It Exists!!"

What was she doing with it?

With that she ran so far when Heather jumped out and ripped her lacy gorilla suit right down to her naval ring.

Heather said, "What's up?".

"Aren't you J-bolt's crush who looks kinda like Jim Fished in trashy, yellow striped moth eaten Mothra Cocoons?"

Heather replied," I'm actually Prince Pouncy (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showpost.php?p=615369&postcount=10)". J-bolt gasped and peed, but lost his aim, he sprayed Justin Timberlake....

[Karl J. Barnes]

and said...

[JeffreyWKramer]

"Hey, baby...


<btw, this thread is more entertaining than a lot of the comics out there right now.>

[YoGo]

hit me.....

[Karl J. Barnes]

I'm a......

[Dee3]

one more...

[YoGo]

You got there too late Dee, but you were one the same track as I was lol

[YoGo]

time person

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Suck it!!"

[Karl J. Barnes]

Appalled, Heather...

[JeffreyWKramer]

groped Justin

[Kyuubi]

and pinched...

[JeffreyWKramer]

the turtle...

[Sheldon]

on the.....

[JeffreyWKramer]

nose and....

[Karl J. Barnes]

honked it.

[Spackling Compound]

White Owls

[JeffreyWKramer]

Then J-Bolt

[sixstringguild]

growled mightily

[JeffreyWKramer]

while wetting

[sixstringguild]

the Avengers

[Phoney Bone]

. Scarlet Witch

[Karl J. Barnes]

Wanda will ...

[Meatmunk]

bake pies...

[Karl J. Barnes]

and be.....

[Phoney Bone]

ready for...

[Karl J. Barnes]

wicked Wanda..

[Phoney Bone]

to butter...

[Karl J. Barnes]

someone's "buns".

[Phoney Bone]

The mice...

[Karl J. Barnes]

marched forth

[Phoney Bone]

to capture...

[Meatmunk]

her pants...

[Karl J. Barnes]

, her frilly...

[Phoney Bone]

that reeked...

[Karl J. Barnes]

of Stiltson...

[Phoney Bone]

and jellybeans.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Which proved...

[Phoney Bone]

jellybeans cause...

[Karl J. Barnes]

weird fluxuations...

[Dizzy D]

in human...

[Meatmunk]

..............

[Karl J. Barnes]

sexuality.So...

[Dizzy D]

my gynaecologist

[Meatmunk]

got drunk.....

[Karl J. Barnes]

and told........

[Dizzy D]

her chihuahua

[Melissa]

to stop...

[Karl J. Barnes]

vibrating so....

[Melissa]

she could...

[Patient Boy]

give it.....

[Meatmunk]

to the..........

[Dee3]

man in.....

[Karl J. Barnes]

striped shirt...

[YoGo]

and sexy....

[YoGo]

Consolidation of our little yet never ending thread....

My buttocks really hurt since Saturday in jail. Later, I put some clam chowder under the bar stool for the bastard mice, they're blind, and horny. All three! went to the cat who sat behind my open bar slipped me hard liquor made of wood shavings and rat.

Shit I love the squid sandwiches, their inkiness is tasty with horseradish.

Suddenly, a ninja turtle got flushed into the Bridge Airlock. He then transformed into Sandra Bullock. She said, "What the hell are my movies playing here?". Then she put on j-bolt's movie and screamed!

"Holy Mullets! It Exists!!"

What was she doing with it?

With that she ran so far when Heather jumped out and ripped her lacy gorilla suit right down to her naval ring.

Heather said, "What's up?".

"Aren't you J-bolt's crush who looks kinda like Jim Fished in trashy, yellow striped moth eaten Mothra Cocoons?"

Heather replied," I'm actually Prince Pouncy". J-bolt gasped and peed, but lost his aim, he sprayed Justin Timberlake....

and said, "Hey baby hit me, I'm a one more time person. Suck it!" Appalled, Heather groped Justin and pinched the turtle on the nose and honked it. White Owls then J-Bolt growled mightily while wetting the Avengers' Scarlet Witch. Wanda will bake pies and be ready for wicked Wanda to butter someone's "buns". The mice marched forth to capture her pants, her frilly that reeked of Stiltson and jellybeans. Which proved jellybeans cause weird fluctuations in human sexuality. So my gynaecologist got drunk and told her chihuahua to stop vibrating so she could give it to the man in striped shirt and sexy....

[CitizenKing]

jack rabbit...

[the4thpip]

to which
.

.

[Dizzy D]

the authorities

[Slayven]

Dizzy...traitor

[YoGo]

in Astonishing....

[Spackling Compound]

Ass Beard!!!!!

[sixstringguild]

shaved down

[Phoney Bone]

with Jell-o

[YoGo]

which felt...

[Melissa]

deliciously smooth...

[YoGo]

J-bolt began....

[The Xenos]

oscillating wildly

[CitizenKing]

up and......

[YoGo]

around, which.....

[the4thpip]

made Gail's

[Spackling Compound]

Black boyfriend----

[the4thpip]

tingle with

[David Bedlam]

Christmas lights

[YoGo]

Gail came....

[the4thpip]

late to...........

[CitizenKing]

stick the...

[David Bedlam]

...fairy on...

[YoGo]

her boyfriend...

[CitizenKing]

who doesn't...

[the4thpip]

mind a ............

[David Bedlam]

brain transplant

[YoGo]

But the.....

[the4thpip]

awful noise

[Phoney Bone]

caused blisters...

[the4thpip]

on his.................

[Spackling Compound]

Christophobic agnostic----

[YoGo]

ass. He.....

[the4thpip]

turned to ...

[CitizenKing]

jammin' good...

[Phoney Bone]

cupcake icing...

[The Xenos]

on Gail's

-----

[David Bedlam]

...solid gold...

[The Xenos]

gyroscope. Then

[CitizenKing]

horse butter...

[Tommy]

was spread

[Suzanne]

...all over...

[Tommy]

...her hair...

[YoGo]

The butter....

[the4thpip]

melted and ...

[YoGo]

slid between.....

[CitizenKing]

the sock-puppet...

[Tommy]

She screamed...

[Phoney Bone]

"Lobster claws..."

[the4thpip]

are for........

[Karl J. Barnes]

playing the...

[YoGo]

"Thermidor" song!

[David Bedlam]

So Busiek...

[YoGo]

sang along, :"........"

[David Bedlam]

while vibrating

[YoGo]

he sang ".......

[sixstringguild]

"Good Times"

[Tad Sivana]

..are coming...

[CitizenKing]

to kill...

[Tommy]

to kill...

Your Dog...

[Trystenn]

Your Dog...
For nothing

[Tad Sivana]

For nothing
...but the...

[Tommy]

Monster Blood...

[Tad Sivana]

Monster Blood...
...from Were-Schnauzers...

[Tommy]

...from Were-Schnauzers...

is tasty...

[Gail Simone]

like Bendis...

[the4thpip]

on toast......

[David Bedlam]

disassembled! Gloaming

[sixstringguild]

swinging spastically

[Gail Simone]

dangerously close...

[Spackling Compound]

-mindedly blind.

[Crowley]

Hulk Hogan....

[Karl J. Barnes]

Wearing a....

[Tommy]

black dress

[Crowley]

, high heels....

[Karl J. Barnes]

, pink tutu....

[Dee3]

his hair...

[the4thpip]

a mess
..................

[Tommy]

dyed blue...

[Crowley]

, he turned........

[Karl J. Barnes]

step by...

[Cam63]

a steaming pile of gopher dung...

[YoGo]

a steaming pile of gopher dung...

*BEEEEEEET* 2 word rule!

Actually I've been thinking it might be better to do away with the 2 word rule. That way we can each have a bit more control over where the 'story' goes.

Obviously Cam, you've been feeling very restricted by this rule, similar to my experience in a German S&M club recently. (But that's another story...)

So why dont we try extending it to a ONE sentence rule?

Let's see how this goes..... CONTINUE!

[Cam63]

Whoops ! My mistake for not reading the rules :D

I'll try again, Yogo and thanks for the heads up :)

[Cam63]

...step and...

[YoGo]

No no no, go ahead and use a whole sentence. I have used my powers as the High Lord Cardinal of the Never Ending Thread to extend it!!

I'll post another summary of our 'story' lol so far soon when im not at work.

[LooksBetterDrawn]

tripped over

[Tommy]

a cow......

[LooksBetterDrawn]

being milked...

[Tommy]

being milked...

By demons....

[Cam63]

singing to...

[David Bedlam]

Spandu Ballet

[LooksBetterDrawn]

without dancing

[Cam63]

like a....

[Karl J. Barnes]

white boy...

[Cam63]

scratching himself...

[Karl J. Barnes]

and spitting.

[Cam63]

fetid chunks...

[Crowley]

at J-Bolt.....

[LooksBetterDrawn]

after midnight

[sk716]

after midnight
while watching

[LooksBetterDrawn]

anime with

[Guapo Méndez]

roasted tuna

[Crowley]

Meanwhile Sable.......

[LooksBetterDrawn]

and company

[CitizenKing]

swallowed eggs...

[Tad Sivana]

swallowed eggs...
...from ostriches...

[sk716]

...from ostriches...
Then her...

[Lex]

fingers snapped

[Tommy]

while she....

[Karl J. Barnes]

Flamingoed across....

[LooksBetterDrawn]

the Rio...