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Cam63
08-07-2005, 03:55 AM
of comedy...
the4thpip
08-07-2005, 03:59 AM
with the proceeds going to
Cam63
08-07-2005, 04:00 AM
free enemas for....
the4thpip
08-07-2005, 04:06 AM
the overweight children of
Cam63
08-07-2005, 04:12 AM
New Orleans...
the4thpip
08-07-2005, 04:14 AM
who got a little TOO big and a little TOO easy after
Cam63
08-07-2005, 04:15 AM
15 years eating nothing but....
the4thpip
08-07-2005, 04:18 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002I6P.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Cam63
08-07-2005, 04:20 AM
with a diet coke...
the4thpip
08-07-2005, 04:21 AM
FoxNews' view on the crisis
Cam63
08-07-2005, 04:24 AM
and Samuri's groundbreaking views...
the4thpip
08-07-2005, 04:38 AM
had previopusly condemned the overweight children of New Orleans to
Cam63
08-07-2005, 04:44 AM
listening to Mary Hart...
Karl J. Barnes
08-07-2005, 04:50 AM
which led to rebellion...
Cam63
08-07-2005, 05:02 AM
by non-hearing impaired...
Karl J. Barnes
08-07-2005, 05:10 AM
Ewoks and George Lucas...
Cam63
08-07-2005, 05:14 AM
shiving critics...
Karl J. Barnes
08-07-2005, 05:23 AM
then re-enhancing it with new CGI..
Cam63
08-07-2005, 05:28 AM
that induced epileptic seisures....
Karl J. Barnes
08-07-2005, 05:30 AM
still fans came out in droves to watch the rebellion and then comment on how ...
Cam63
08-07-2005, 05:34 AM
" Female superheroes shouldn't dress like hookers ! "
Karl J. Barnes
08-07-2005, 05:38 AM
Yet, still panting heavily, while saying this...
Cam63
08-07-2005, 05:41 AM
" It's true ! We like 'em like that ! ", admits...
Karl J. Barnes
08-07-2005, 05:43 AM
Gail Simone, disguised as J-Bolt...
Cam63
08-07-2005, 05:46 AM
A thumping sound from the broom closet...
Karl J. Barnes
08-07-2005, 05:47 AM
as a Jim MacQurrie struggles in...
the4thpip
08-07-2005, 05:50 AM
made it painfully clear that
Cam63
08-07-2005, 05:51 AM
a straitjacket and half a roll of duct tape...
the4thpip
08-07-2005, 07:03 AM
would never be enough to deal with
Calamas
08-07-2005, 10:13 AM
a pissed off . . .
The Defenestrator
08-07-2005, 03:40 PM
...pair of reduced breasts...
Calamas
08-11-2005, 11:52 AM
restrained by a . . .
The Defenestrator
08-11-2005, 12:34 PM
...tattered copy of Ninjak #1 with chromium cover.
Karl J. Barnes
08-11-2005, 02:09 PM
A passerbyer named Orville...
Tad Sivana
08-11-2005, 10:25 PM
A passerbyer named Orville...
...Abdullah McSweeney-Jones-Orpington-Smyth Chong...
matterconsumer
08-11-2005, 10:51 PM
agog, popped a frog...
Tad Sivana
08-18-2005, 08:04 PM
on Kurt Busiek's sharp, pointy teeth....
matterconsumer
08-18-2005, 09:33 PM
creating a painful green wreath...
Cam63
08-19-2005, 09:09 PM
he attacked his victims from beneath...
Kyuubi
08-19-2005, 09:49 PM
with his sword now unsheathed...
Cam63
08-19-2005, 10:06 PM
with no innuendo whatsoever.
Calamas
08-20-2005, 12:03 AM
Meanwhile, somewhere something somehow . . .
Cam63
08-20-2005, 12:27 AM
moved meaninglessly, suspiously...
Karl J. Barnes
08-20-2005, 06:11 PM
like a slithering slimey snake..
Rob H
08-20-2005, 06:18 PM
into the dark and seedy underbelly...
Karl J. Barnes
08-20-2005, 06:19 PM
Of partisan politics.
matterconsumer
08-20-2005, 06:37 PM
arrive the friendly fishmongers...
Calamas
08-23-2005, 01:38 PM
from the war-torn . . .
Karl J. Barnes
08-23-2005, 02:17 PM
city of New Brunswick, Nova Scotia...
Tad Sivana
08-23-2005, 06:38 PM
founded by refugees from Old Brunswick, Alte Scotia
Calamas
08-23-2005, 07:34 PM
who are known for . . .
The Defenestrator
08-23-2005, 07:36 PM
...spanking fans of...
Cam63
08-24-2005, 12:26 AM
Scottish rap artists...
Karl J. Barnes
08-24-2005, 08:47 PM
who have found a way to ryhme the word "orange"..
matterconsumer
08-24-2005, 08:56 PM
piling on the porridge...
Cam63
08-25-2005, 12:29 AM
and blanc mange...
Kyuubi
08-25-2005, 01:26 AM
while complaining about the art of Rob...
the4thpip
08-25-2005, 02:12 AM
Thomas, especially his song...
matterconsumer
08-25-2005, 06:09 PM
touched by a throng...
Cam63
08-26-2005, 01:02 AM
of rampaging gerbils...
matterconsumer
08-26-2005, 02:59 AM
intent on world domination...
Tad Sivana
08-26-2005, 09:42 AM
(top single of 1982)
The Defenestrator
08-26-2005, 09:46 AM
...now available in the clearance aisle at Target.
Calamas
08-27-2005, 01:26 PM
. . . next to the surprise hit,
Karl J. Barnes
08-27-2005, 07:19 PM
.."More Cowbell!" by Christopher Walken.
Cam63
08-27-2005, 08:17 PM
In the musical remake of " The Deerhunter "...
Calamas
08-28-2005, 06:34 PM
. . . Star Jones,
The Defenestrator
08-28-2005, 06:37 PM
...Hugh Jackman, Matthew Broderick,
Calamas
08-28-2005, 06:55 PM
and a cast of . . .
Kyuubi
08-28-2005, 09:57 PM
shaved Gorillas that oddly resembled...
Calamas
08-28-2005, 10:07 PM
Sandra Bernhard and . . .
Tad Sivana
08-29-2005, 03:32 PM
spaghetti-god, creator of the universe
Calamas
08-29-2005, 04:05 PM
of alfredo-covered . . .
Cam63
08-30-2005, 07:00 AM
wallaroos...
Calamas
09-01-2005, 03:07 PM
held a special preview at . . .
Daniel Hopkins
09-02-2005, 12:30 AM
...My Dancing Asshole...
Calamas
09-04-2005, 01:39 AM
, a members-only . . .
Karl J. Barnes
09-04-2005, 10:29 AM
, Dockers Stain Proof Khakis.......
Calamas
09-10-2005, 10:17 AM
dress code on every other . . .
Lester C.
09-18-2005, 01:06 AM
For Emergencies
Calamas
10-20-2005, 10:33 AM
please break the . . .
Karl J. Barnes
10-20-2005, 10:35 AM
ass across....
Cam63
10-20-2005, 10:37 AM
Yogo's back, causing...
Karl J. Barnes
10-20-2005, 12:16 PM
extreme pleasure...
Lester C.
10-20-2005, 12:28 PM
That makes him
Vendetta
10-20-2005, 01:27 PM
and Randy the Squirrel
Cam63
10-20-2005, 06:34 PM
settle down for....
YoGo
10-20-2005, 08:26 PM
some puddin'!
The Xenos
10-20-2005, 09:46 PM
An orgy

...
Azrael52
10-20-2005, 10:36 PM
, or "Prom"
Cam63
10-20-2005, 11:04 PM
" NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O !!! ", yelled...
Kyuubi
10-20-2005, 11:30 PM
Scream Girl...
Azrael52
10-21-2005, 07:37 AM
... I have to
Karl J. Barnes
10-21-2005, 09:25 AM
make a deposit....
Phoney Bone
10-21-2005, 10:43 AM
I broke the dam...
Azrael52
10-21-2005, 12:03 PM
but the water
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
10-21-2005, 01:27 PM
went great with snickerdoodles.
Oracle_0128
10-21-2005, 01:38 PM
Snickerdoodles are simply....
Lester C.
10-21-2005, 01:59 PM
maddeningly good for
Kyuubi
10-21-2005, 04:17 PM
flinging at...
Oracle_0128
10-21-2005, 04:28 PM
People who pick their nose.
Lester C.
10-21-2005, 05:54 PM
And keep their wallets
Cam63
10-21-2005, 05:57 PM
anywhere they goddamn please !
Karl J. Barnes
10-21-2005, 06:10 PM
Then Monkey Boy Munfred....
Cam63
10-21-2005, 06:12 PM
gesticulating wildy...
Lester C.
10-22-2005, 12:48 PM
gesticulating wildy...

Played with
Karl J. Barnes
10-22-2005, 01:20 PM
Sherman's Silly Shampoo...
Lester C.
10-22-2005, 01:28 PM
That got tangled in
Oracle_0128
10-22-2005, 01:42 PM
...a whirlpool of....
Vendetta
10-22-2005, 01:47 PM
Elephant drool
Lester C.
10-22-2005, 01:54 PM
That was in the shape of
Tad Sivana
10-22-2005, 03:27 PM
...my death ray...
Cam63
10-23-2005, 12:31 AM
I wrote about in my book, " ....
Kyuubi
10-23-2005, 01:59 AM
A Detailed Analysis of my Barium Enema"
Vendetta
10-23-2005, 02:32 AM
It didn't sell. Not like...
the4thpip
10-23-2005, 04:12 AM
David Hasselhoff's sizzling...
YoGo
10-23-2005, 04:22 AM
tool box...
Lester C.
10-23-2005, 05:46 AM
which allows him to
Vendetta
10-23-2005, 07:09 AM
make sweet, sweet love to...
Lester C.
10-23-2005, 09:33 AM
David Hasselhoff's sizzling
Cam63
10-24-2005, 04:24 AM
George Foreman grill.
Azrael52
10-24-2005, 07:38 AM
Speaking of Mr. Nightrider himself,
the4thpip
10-24-2005, 07:40 AM
who really was never THAT popular in Germany,
Karl J. Barnes
10-24-2005, 09:07 AM
tried to revive his career by doing...
Lester C.
10-24-2005, 09:17 AM
That god awful Nick Fury movie which
Karl J. Barnes
10-24-2005, 09:19 AM
needed K.I.T.T. to make it really sing,but...
Cam63
10-24-2005, 02:42 PM
the tap dancing nazis were nice...
Lester C.
10-24-2005, 03:10 PM
Until they some wild turkey which led to
Vendetta
10-24-2005, 04:36 PM
Beastiality!
Phoney Bone
10-24-2005, 04:44 PM
The orcas...
Lester C.
10-24-2005, 04:51 PM
Have been known to eat
Kyuubi
10-24-2005, 05:02 PM
cute little japanese girls
Lester C.
10-24-2005, 05:08 PM
That have been known to attract
Phoney Bone
10-24-2005, 05:31 PM
David Hasslehoff
Karl J. Barnes
10-24-2005, 05:55 PM
and Luke Perry...
Cam63
10-25-2005, 12:57 AM
Those horrible Japanese electronic pet gizmos...
Azrael52
10-25-2005, 06:57 AM
is the name of my favorite band.
Tommy
10-25-2005, 07:03 AM
Three Hookers...
the4thpip
10-25-2005, 07:12 AM
opened a bar in
Vendetta
10-25-2005, 11:24 AM
Under 30 seconds
Karl J. Barnes
10-25-2005, 11:26 AM
and closed it in...
Vendetta
10-25-2005, 11:36 AM
absolute disarray
the4thpip
10-25-2005, 01:34 PM
which caused the Greek
Lester C.
10-25-2005, 01:39 PM
Three Hookers...
Oracle_0128
10-25-2005, 01:50 PM
to feel.........
Vendetta
10-25-2005, 02:22 PM
pretty damn good, as a matter of fact...
Lester C.
10-25-2005, 08:11 PM
After visiting Tijuana to participate in a
Phoney Bone
10-25-2005, 08:17 PM
potato sack race...
Karl J. Barnes
10-25-2005, 08:23 PM
Lupe, Benita and Sacha(the transvestite)...
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
10-25-2005, 09:23 PM
bumped into the bumblebee anarchists.
Tommy
10-25-2005, 09:48 PM
Who told them "...
the4thpip
10-25-2005, 11:48 PM
We want your...
Trulyures
10-25-2005, 11:50 PM
5 pairs of pants....
Lester C.
10-26-2005, 12:07 AM
Because inside one of the pockets is
Tommy
10-26-2005, 12:10 AM
a thousand damned souls."
Lester C.
10-26-2005, 12:17 AM
That can only find absolution by
Azrael52
10-26-2005, 08:16 AM
by licking a
Karl J. Barnes
10-26-2005, 09:02 AM
a frozen icicle hanging from...
Tommy
10-26-2005, 10:23 AM
my nose....
YoGo
10-26-2005, 10:24 AM
and my humps...
Vendetta
10-26-2005, 11:25 AM
are all your fault, you...
Phoney Bone
10-26-2005, 11:29 AM
"Mahna Mahna" singing...
Cam63
10-26-2005, 11:36 AM
" Morning Has Broken " with chipmunk voices...
Phoney Bone
10-26-2005, 11:47 AM
crossword puzzle in pen solving...
Tommy
10-26-2005, 12:15 PM
Bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cam63
10-26-2005, 12:28 PM
Kyubbi raised his...
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
10-26-2005, 12:34 PM
angel inside his intestine radio,
Cam63
10-26-2005, 12:41 PM
who unfortunately suffocated...
Azrael52
10-26-2005, 12:48 PM
on a dehidrated.....
Cam63
10-26-2005, 01:37 PM
trout that overdid jazzercise...
Vendetta
10-26-2005, 01:58 PM
in much the same way that
the4thpip
10-26-2005, 02:01 PM
the insanity never did stop for
Lester C.
10-26-2005, 02:59 PM
The three hookers
Tommy
10-26-2005, 03:04 PM
. Everyone smiled...
Karl J. Barnes
10-26-2005, 03:05 PM
when Emma pulled the squirrel...
Lester C.
10-26-2005, 03:11 PM
out of her
Tommy
10-26-2005, 03:23 PM
clothes hamper...
Vendetta
10-26-2005, 04:36 PM
and asked "boiled or fried?"
Lester C.
10-26-2005, 05:17 PM
They chose fried which led to
Cam63
10-26-2005, 08:30 PM
a Delta Force rescue, led by...
Karl J. Barnes
10-26-2005, 08:31 PM
Squirrel Girl and the Wonder Twins...
Cam63
10-26-2005, 08:58 PM
along with SK716's weasel...

:D
Lester C.
10-26-2005, 09:00 PM
face that looked remarkable like Cam’s
Cam63
10-26-2005, 09:24 PM
evil, but quite handsome...

(snickers)
Karl J. Barnes
10-26-2005, 09:25 PM
for a weasel...
Lester C.
10-26-2005, 09:29 PM
That has creepy eyes capable of

<Shudders>
Tommy
10-26-2005, 09:45 PM
making men fall in love with him
Cam63
10-26-2005, 09:49 PM
in a manly kinda way...
Lester C.
10-26-2005, 11:29 PM
That leads to manly
Cam63
10-26-2005, 11:39 PM
shouts at the bar.
Lester C.
10-26-2005, 11:42 PM
That end in drunken
Cam63
10-26-2005, 11:42 PM
zany, whacky antics...
Vendetta
10-27-2005, 01:11 AM
often involving cucumbers
Azrael52
10-28-2005, 11:05 AM
and midgets that ....
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
10-28-2005, 12:12 PM
come with the Yukon glue.
Azrael52
10-28-2005, 12:20 PM
One day while washing my .. ..
Trulyures
10-28-2005, 01:27 PM
One day while washing my .. ..
toes when suddenly....
Lester C.
10-28-2005, 05:03 PM
I noticed an ugly piece of blackish green fungus that mutated into
Cam63
10-28-2005, 05:14 PM
Lesteritis...
Lester C.
10-28-2005, 05:34 PM
which has been known to be godlike in its ability to
Karl J. Barnes
10-28-2005, 06:11 PM
yodel "Stairway To Heaven" and drain the life out of...
Beren
10-28-2005, 11:32 PM
yodel "Stairway To Heaven" and drain the life out of...


This thread!!! OH, I said it! :eek:
Azrael52
10-29-2005, 12:30 AM
How much wood would a . . .
Cam63
10-29-2005, 06:34 AM
beaver chew...
Karl J. Barnes
10-29-2005, 08:33 AM
if that beaver knew...
Lester C.
10-29-2005, 10:39 AM
That inside the wood was
Karl J. Barnes
10-29-2005, 10:40 AM
one of Maddona's old...
Vendetta
10-29-2005, 11:52 AM
enemies. Diced.
Lester C.
10-29-2005, 11:53 AM
Clay that told a nursery rhyme about
Azrael52
10-31-2005, 09:02 AM
Nymphos, Kangaroos, and . . .
Lester C.
10-31-2005, 09:13 AM
that had sex with
Lester C.
10-31-2005, 09:15 AM
anyone one but
Karl J. Barnes
10-31-2005, 09:15 AM
Lester on an old...
Azrael52
10-31-2005, 11:33 AM
and shriveled . ...
Vendetta
10-31-2005, 02:04 PM
Japanese grandmother
Karl J. Barnes
10-31-2005, 02:05 PM
sewing a....
Lester C.
10-31-2005, 02:47 PM
Quilt made of
the4thpip
10-31-2005, 03:18 PM
melted cheese and
Lester C.
10-31-2005, 03:24 PM
the blood of
the4thpip
10-31-2005, 03:31 PM
578 imported
Lester C.
10-31-2005, 03:55 PM
dancing monkeys
Vendetta
10-31-2005, 04:48 PM
Naturally, she complained
Tad Sivana
10-31-2005, 05:55 PM
(like, who wouldn't?)
Azrael52
11-01-2005, 09:12 AM
Bob, likes to eat . . .
Cam63
11-01-2005, 12:34 PM
ferrets...
Azrael52
11-01-2005, 12:39 PM
much to Sk's disdain.
Lester C.
11-01-2005, 12:41 PM
She was conscripted to wage a war against
Vendetta
11-01-2005, 12:59 PM
Synchronised swimmers, who all had
Lester C.
11-01-2005, 01:08 PM
evil ninja training that
Azrael52
11-01-2005, 01:25 PM
made the schoolgirls dream of . . .
Vendetta
11-01-2005, 02:02 PM
damp, chopped ferret.
Lester C.
11-01-2005, 02:33 PM
a delicious samurai treat that
Cam63
11-01-2005, 10:38 PM
goes well with either hokey pokey ice cream or vegemite...
Azrael52
11-02-2005, 09:26 AM
Have you ever noticed that when we all get together like this, we tend to.....
Tad Sivana
11-02-2005, 09:31 AM
...our crops, especially eggplant...
Cam63
11-02-2005, 12:41 PM
some medicinal herbs...
Monkey Boy
11-02-2005, 12:43 PM
a bag of cheetos.....
Cam63
11-02-2005, 12:44 PM
Some ferret heads....
Azrael52
11-02-2005, 12:50 PM
(in a sing-song voice) and a partridge in a pear tree!
Lester C.
11-02-2005, 12:56 PM
the ferret heads in the pear tree were spectacularly shot, diced into small pieces and served in brown gravy on top of rice and fed to
Azrael52
11-02-2005, 01:25 PM
the nanny named Fran.
Vendetta
11-02-2005, 01:58 PM
but only on Tuesdays.
Lester C.
11-02-2005, 08:16 PM
would get into a fight with
Cam63
11-03-2005, 01:09 AM
Mother Teresa...
Azrael52
11-03-2005, 07:45 AM
and Bea Arthur over a ....
Monkey Boy
11-03-2005, 07:49 AM
pirate costume...
Vendetta
11-03-2005, 11:21 AM
made entirely from cabbage leaves
Azrael52
11-03-2005, 11:53 AM
and sea barnicles.
Cam63
11-03-2005, 02:12 PM
that left a nasty rash...
Lester C.
11-03-2005, 02:26 PM
that mutated into