The Never Ending Thread

[Kyuubi]

, a balding Tiger named...

[Karl J. Barnes]

Tina, the Turban wearing Dancing Ballerina

[Phoney Bone]

, Hilter's brain,

[Tad Sivana]

, liquid Spam,

[Calamas]

and eatable panties, which . . .

[the4thpip]

looked surprisingly good on

[Calamas]

the head of . . .

[the4thpip]

lettuce on the table.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Beef nickles

[Kyuubi]

, the current president of Argentina,

[Calamas]

, the current president of Argentina,plans to annex the Atlantic Ocean by. . .

[the4thpip]

selling his mother to

[Kyuubi]

Singapore Drug Lords...

[Cam63]

all named " Trevor "...

[the4thpip]

who in turn agreed to

[Kyuubi]

form a conga line...

[Cam63]

in a minefield...

[matterconsumer]

bopping proudly...

[Calamas]

to the beat of . . .

[matterconsumer]

ancient disco...

[Calamas]

songs rejected by . . .

[matterconsumer]

wannabe punks...

[the4thpip]

who learned their craft from...

[Kyuubi]

an ancient race of..

[matterconsumer]

aboriginal yeti...

[the4thpip]

in the world's most...

[matterconsumer]

demanding field...

[Calamas]

of paper training dinosaurs and . . .

[Kyuubi]

teaching the blind to...

[Phoney Bone]

knit one, purl two ...

[matterconsumer]

so crochet...

[Calamas]

a tent for camping at

[matterconsumer]

Bill Gates...

[Kyuubi]

front lawn...

[matterconsumer]

as chirping...

[the4thpip]

Pterodactyls landed behind

[matterconsumer]

running Windows...

[Calamas]

and sleeping dogs . . .

[Cam63]

and farting wankers...

[Beren]

...replete with nose-plugs...

[Calamas]

...replete with nose-plugs...
and a stethoscope, because . . .

[Tad Sivana]

...seeing eye dogs can't hear when they're asleep....

[Karl J. Barnes]

, yet "see" prophetic things in their dreams...

[Kyuubi]

when they eat their owner's glaucoma medicine.

[Crowley]

Then they fight Ninja-monkey-pirate-cyborgs and...

[Kyuubi]

Purple-monkey-dishwasher-repairmen...

[Red Berens]

who hate pirates.....

[Calamas]

". . . of Penzance" more than . . .

[Kyuubi]

a warm beer...

[RedKingRising]

but less than eye drops...

[the4thpip]

which have caused them

[LooksBetterDrawn]

which have caused them
...to become better seeing eye dogs...

[Calamas]

. . . but worse . . .

[Tad Sivana]

. . . but worse . . .
Glaucoma-drug abusers....

[the4thpip]

according to Dr.

[Red Berens]

Light, high on...

[Karl J. Barnes]

Pirate prescribed palcebos....

[matterconsumer]

blindly mind-wipe...

[abbas.khan]

squirrel viagra...

[matterconsumer]

nut busting...

[Karl J. Barnes]

Gail Simone and Kurt Buisek clones...

[matterconsumer]

avenging birdies...

[Cam63]

giving one finger salutes...

[Phoney Bone]

to birthday cakes...

[Kyuubi]

and doing voice impersonations of...

[Phoney Bone]

Jerry Lewis

[RedKingRising]

whilst playing

[Cam63]

strip poker with...

[Kyuubi]

Barbara Bush and...

[Cam63]

Willie Nelson...

[Phoney Bone]

Rin Tin Tin ...

[YoGo]

and a bottle of gin

[Calamas]

, and the ghost of Errol Flynn,

[Tad Sivana]

, and the ghost of Errol Flynn,
...with the Fang Foom of Fin...

[matterconsumer]

lurkin' amidst the din...

[Beren]

screaming: "Let me in!"

[matterconsumer]

So we begin...

[Cam63]

to learn about sin...

[matterconsumer]

coming again...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Duck Factory

[RedKingRising]

shouted Mike

[Cam63]

riding a bike...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Industrial Grandma

[Cam63]

corrected my grammar...

[Calamas]

Industrial Grandmain exchange for . . .

[Cam63]

Elvis' sideburns...

[Tad Sivana]

...(Scalphunter missed)....

[Tad Sivana]

...(Scalphunter missed)....
...(aimed low)....

[Calamas]

The revival of . . .

[matterconsumer]

a never-ending thread...

[Kyuubi]

coincided with a huge...

[matterconsumer]

upswing in the...

[Calamas]

sales of . . .

[Cam63]

baby harp seal galosses...

[Phoney Bone]

and Kevin Maher's ...

[Calamas]

unreleased recordings of . . .

[Cam63]

Celine Dion with a pillow in her mouth.

[Calamas]

which were big hits with . . .

[matterconsumer]

fluffy kittens...

[Calamas]

and tone-death monks in . . .

[matterconsumer]

Boothby's birthday blast...

[Cam63]

" Pardon me ", said the gas affected Boothby...

[Tad Sivana]

" Pardon me ", said the gas affected Boothby...
...But I've tone-death in my right ear...

[ocelotrevs]

..........love her

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Bumblebee mouth

[the4thpip]

...über alles...

[matterconsumer]

Simpson Samsonite sushi...

[Beren]

the suitcase-hurdling slasher

[matterconsumer]

faster pussycat faster...

[Calamas]

". . . kill, kill," said . . .

[matterconsumer]

disgruntled pizza workers...

[Jared_Humpherys]

...devouring cleptomaniacal beekeepers...

[Kyuubi]

while throwing pizza boxes full of...

[matterconsumer]

prissy wannabee pepperonis...

[Calamas]

and raspberry-flavored anchovies . . .

[matterconsumer]

which needlessly bounce...

[Tad Sivana]

which needlessly bounce...
...unmannered gate-crashers...

[matterconsumer]

into the awaiting...

[Cam63]

lap of a nymphomaniac...

[matterconsumer]

bouncing like beginners...

[Cam63]

who know not what they do...

[matterconsumer]

or whom they do it with...

[Cam63]

" Hi. I'm Paris ", said the...

[matterconsumer]

blonde billionaire to be..

[Red Berens]

sitting next to...

[Kyuubi]

God, who was eating...

[Calamas]

God, who was eating...
miniature solar systems and . . .

[matterconsumer]

gurglin' Galactus...

[Kyuubi]

brand energy drink...

[matterconsumer]

the joy of matterconsumers...

[Kyuubi]

and Kyuubi's alike.

[YoGo]

One day in a far away land....

[Kyuubi]

Godzilla applied to work at a...

[the4thpip]

charm school for

[Cam63]

moonshine swilling...

[Tad Sivana]

Reptilian Revenuers

[YoGo]

Godzilla needed to pee...

[the4thpip]

but the ladies' room was

[Kyuubi]

accidentally stepped on by...

[RedKingRising]

Mothra, when the jamjar...

[the4thpip]

did the funky chicken

[Motormouse]

covered in mint sauce

[the4thpip]

and saucy mints

[TCJohnson]

that tasted funny because

[matterconsumer]

Mr. Goodbar was unavailable...

[YoGo]

cos his thyroids were out of control.

[Tad Sivana]

The foot-flattened loo burst into flames...

[Cam63]

setting fire to Elton's rug...

[the4thpip]

which had been a gift by

[Cam63]

Her Royal Majesty's Crappy Cranium Covering Weavists...

[matterconsumer]

who spun tales...

[the4thpip]

about a pair of orthodontists in a

[Kyuubi]

Tijuana Night Club drinking...

[matterconsumer]

"Disco's Last Revenge"...

[Cam63]

lukewarm bowls of goulash.

[Cam63]

Disco's last revenge on goulash ?

[Kyuubi]

asked a drunken frat boy seconds before he...

[Cam63]

completed his thesis in record time...

[matterconsumer]

predictably vomiting...

[Tad Sivana]

predictably vomiting...
...ghoulish goulash...

[matterconsumer]

which zombies prefer...

[Calamas]

with light beer and heavy . . .

[matterconsumer]

petting zoos...

[Cam63]

with funnelweb spiders...

[matterconsumer]

which glow...

[Cam63]

with inch long fangs...

[Calamas]

and foot-long . . .

[matterconsumer]

tootsie rolls...

[Cam63]

chewing a detinator cap....

[matterconsumer]

looking for trouble...

[Tad Sivana]

...in Ollie's wrong places...

[Red Berens]

with Papergirl and...

[matterconsumer]

Red Berens...

[Calamas]

while in Singapore with . . .

[Phoney Bone]

Bjorn and Benny

[matterconsumer]

abba dabba doo...

[Tad Sivana]

abba dabba doo...
abba doo-doo...

[Red Berens]

at the ABBA....

[matterconsumer]

reunion tour...

[Calamas]

reunion tour...
which was opened by . . .

[Phoney Bone]

Ace of Bass,

[Cam63]

A-Ha, Wha-Wha Nee...

[Gail Simone]

...who fell...

[Karl J. Barnes]

..into the mosh pit...

[Cam63]

occupied by rabid Oompah Loompahs...

[Calamas]

and Chumba Wumbas, which . . .

[YoGo]

...was crazy like orange juice!!!!!

[Kyuubi]

Thousands of years ago, the ancestors of...

[the4thpip]

Michael and Janet Jackson...

[Calamas]

from a planet far, far away,

[Cam63]

showed aliens can be freaky...

[the4thpip]

while being kinda sneaky....

[Cam63]

considering they chose to wear flouro pink...

[Calamas]

with purple polka-dots . . .

[Kyuubi]

and Army boots painted...

[Cam63]

by Dali...

[matterconsumer]

their bodies by Balli...

[Calamas]

their instructions from Raleigh

[the4thpip]

(they were right up their alley)

[matterconsumer]

going back to Calais...

[Calamas]

to attend a “Save the Democrats” rally . . .

[matterconsumer]

but then along came Sally...

[Red Berens]

and asked for a talley...

[Karl J. Barnes]

how many....

[matterconsumer]

would go with O'Malley...

[Karl J. Barnes]

down the lane to the Old Bailey...

[matterconsumer]

who strums the ukulele???

[Cam63]

Tiny Tim raises his hand...

[Kyuubi]

and clenched his fist to strike...

[Calamas]

. . . a blow for . . .

[Tad Sivana]

panto performer's rights

[Cam63]

to wear...

[Karl J. Barnes]

a pair.....

[Cam63]

of golf pants with a bustier.

[Calamas]

Meanwhile, Didio and Quesada . . .

[Cam63]

compared weird surnames...

[Calamas]

with the idea of . . .

[Kyuubi]

"House of Infinite Hype"

[Calamas]

by Geoff M Bendes and

[Cam63]

Barbara Taylor Bradford....

[Calamas]

and the ghost of . . .

[Cam63]

Keith Richards...

( What ? He's not dead !? )

[Kyuubi]

sealed in the body of a...


(undead cam, UNdead)

[Tad Sivana]

Bay City Roller

[Calamas]

doing an impression of . . .

[Karl J. Barnes]

Daffy Duck on qualudes...

[Calamas]

while eating . . .

[Cam63]

Vegemite flavoured ice cream...

[Kyuubi]

and is still considered more normal than Michael Jackson.

[Cam63]

Oprah and David Hasselhoff...

[Kyuubi]

tag teamed in a cage match against...

[Cam63]

a cute fluffy kitten...

[Calamas]

and Stedman . . .

[matterconsumer]

claiming the fluffy kitten...

[Cam63]

as his " love kitten "...

[matterconsumer]

and then so smitten...

[Calamas]

that he saw . . .

[sk716]

fluffy pink bunny shoes...

[Karl J. Barnes]

fluffy pink bunny shoes...

with sequin tipped toes..

[Cam63]

over steelcapped...

[Calamas]

, high topped . . .

[Phoney Bone]

...work gloves.

[sk716]

Then, Ben Affleck...

[The Defenestrator]

... got 'faced...

[Calamas]

and confessed . . .

[The Defenestrator]

...his burning...

[Kyuubi]

desire to perform...

[Calamas]

a two-woman show with . . .

[Cam63]

Andy Dick...

[the4thpip]

the killer