The Never Ending Thread

[Cam63]

Please explain your " Gail's vagina " line above, Emma.

It's not funny.

[Tommy]

Please explain your " Gail's vagina " line above, Emma.

It's not funny.

Well we already had Gail’s breasts and several other things of Gail’s and didn't Gail hook up with several people already? Plus the word "vagina" is just funny.

[Cam63]

When Gail gives her permission to speak about her privates, it'll be OK.

Not before.

Fun is fun, but there's a limit.

[YoGo]

I agree with Cam, I think a certain level of decorum should be maintained. And talking like this isnt very nice. If other thing's have been mentioned about Gail or anyone else that are rude or offensive here (im not too sure cos I havent read every page myself) then it doesnt mean we should perpetuate it.

So let's all try to keep our manners in mind from now on ok?

[Cam63]

Exactly, Yogo.

I'd wait until Gail told me it was OK to joke/ comment about her genitals before I made a post about it.

Humour intended or not.

[Calamas]

Okay, let’s continue, but with some decorum:

Fark...
is off-limits...
because they...

enlisted in

[NickVinson]

deviant behavior...

[blackcanary_416]

and they...
would like...

[Cam63]

kissing rubber...

[Calamas]

, hugging cactus . . .

[NickVinson]

and Vodka.

[Calamas]

martinis, shaken

[Cam63]

not slurred...

[Calamas]

, and Yanni . . .

[Dee3]

sang his....

[Calamas]

theme: "Are you . . .

[NickVinson]

My Baby's Daddy?"

[Kyuubi]

while scratching...

[Cam63]

his evil...

[Calamas]

twin sister

[Beren]

twin sister

with remorse.

[Cam63]

Yet, he...

[Calamas]

continued stuffing

[Cam63]

lukewarm hamsters...

[Kyuubi]

into various...

[NickVinson]

unrelated orifices.

[YoGo]

Three hours later....

[Calamas]

, to the second,

[Kyuubi]

Carrottop hijacked

[Calamas]

a caravan . . .

[YoGo]

full of iguanas

[Calamas]

and funny . . .

[Cam63]

assorted weapons...

[Kyuubi]

and drove...

[Calamas]

a unicycle

[NickVinson]

to Hell...

[Cam63]

meeting Madonna...

[sk716]

meeting Madonna...

eating cheese

[Karl J. Barnes]

eating cheese

on rye toast

[Calamas]

while singing . . .

[Joe Zool]

"like a virgin"...

[Calamas]

and acting like

[Kyuubi]

a wounded pigeon

[Calamas]

in heat . . . .

[Crowley]

licking a...

(can we get a compilation of the story?lots of sex in this story)

[Cam63]

bowie knife...

[Pepsigirl]

with her...

[Calamas]

darting tongue and . . .

[Tad Sivana]

darting tongue and . . .
...shredded lips...

[Calamas]

, bleeding all over . . .

[Kyuubi]

the shag carpet

[Calamas]

in the outhouse . . .

[sk716]

in the outhouse . . .

Meanwhile, in...

[Brenz]

a hair salon not far away...

[dambrose51]

sits a bald man...

[Screwtape]

named Mortimer...

[Calamas]

repeating, over and over:

[Kyuubi]

"Please, please don't...

[Calamas]

, no mullet,

[Beren]

because they

[Pepsigirl]

were hungry

[Beren]

were hungry


and thirsty

[Calamas]

and distracted

[Cam63]

said mullet...

[sk716]

... "Oh, no!"

[Calamas]

screeched Ben Roethlisberger,

[Cam63]

" My flacid... "

[Tad Sivana]

" My flacid... "
...fish follicles...

[Calamas]

and erect . . .

[Cam63]

shaggy eyebrows...

[YoGo]

need shaving...

[Calamas]

and styling

[YoGo]

and a little bit of peace, love and understanding....

[Cam63]

, gratuitous violence...

[Kyuubi]

, late night pillow fights...

[mgs]

brazillian waxing......

[matterconsumer]

zombie dancers...

[Calamas]

with dexterous

[Tad Sivana]

with dexterous
...simultaneous translations...

[matterconsumer]

impress visitors...

[YoGo]

by dancing to the beat....

[matterconsumer]

raising their...

[Beren]

raising their...


ridiculous expectations...

[matterconsumer]

forever higher...

[Gail Simone]

...which only compounds the problem...

[Cam63]

iniciating widespread...

[matterconsumer]

pizza tossing...

[Kyuubi]

across the whole asain continent.

[Cam63]

Jackie Chan responded...

[Kyuubi]

by kicking and punching...

[sk716]

by kicking and punching...

hot dogs...

[Cam63]

his monkey...

[Kyuubi]

and jumping off...

[matterconsumer]

moving cars...

[Cam63]

into the path...

[matterconsumer]

of daisies...

[Cam63]

with MG-60s....

[matterconsumer]

and bumblebees...

[Cam63]

" Those mutha... "

[matterconsumer]

lucky charms...

[Cam63]

cursed my Nanna...

[matterconsumer]

villians united...

[Cam63]

in a obscene....

[matterconsumer]

spam fight...

[Cam63]

" Take that, you... "

[matterconsumer]

broken toaster...

[Cam63]

and your...

[Kyuubi]

little dog too...

[Calamas]

can go jump . . .

[matterconsumer]

in the....

[Cam63]

landmine factory...

[matterconsumer]

beyond the...

[YoGo]

sea, I know my love is waiting.....

[matterconsumer]

for chocolates

[YoGo]

So it's up to you....

[Beren]

...to print this whole thing as one story...

[Karl J. Barnes]

..or file it under....

[Ronald Bryan]

...crap from...

[sk716]

the Black Lagoon...

[Karl J. Barnes]

the Black Lagoon...


...of hackeyed writers and...

[Cam63]

drug addled....

[Karl J. Barnes]

drug addled....


..William S. Burroughs wannabes.

[Cam63]

" So, kid... "

[Karl J. Barnes]

" So, kid... "

..he drawled as he put out Camels unfiltered.."

[Cam63]

and gave their hump a pat...

[Karl J. Barnes]

and gave their hump a pat...

...," do you know where I can get some bug spray and a syringe...."

[Cam63]

...," do you know where I can get some bug spray and a syringe...."

" Yes ", replied the camel...

[Karl J. Barnes]

" Yes ", replied the camel...

" after I set you up Herr Gomerfielder. I want you to..."

[Cam63]

belch loudly...

[Karl J. Barnes]

belch loudly...

" to find me a sex slave of exotic orgins. Then..."

[Cam63]

pay them...

[Karl J. Barnes]

pay them...

..but not much. I'm short Kilfeltta coin and I need it for my.."

[Cam63]

goiter operation...

[Karl J. Barnes]

goiter operation...


Herr Gomerfield quipped,"....

[Cam63]

as he scratched...

[Karl J. Barnes]

as he scratched...

" I think that might be the most..."

[Cam63]

" I'll ever get... "

[Karl J. Barnes]

..Kilfetta coin only...

[Cam63]

and some good hash...

[sk716]

and some good hash...
browns and coffee

[Cam63]

followed by copius...

[Calamas]

debate and legislation by

[Cam63]

chemically restrained....

[Kyuubi]

lab monkies...

[Cam63]

Peter Tork, the lead LabMonkee....

[Calamas]

and Roddy McDowall

[YoGo]

singing in the tree...

[Cam63]

Seasons Hotel...

( say " tree seasons hotel " with an Irish accent for those who didn't get it :p )

[Beren]

...where the fourth season...

[Calamas]

, Frankie Valli,

[Karl J. Barnes]

, Frankie Valli,

...Charo with special guest CHer...

[Calamas]

and the tiger who attacked Roy,

[Karl J. Barnes]

were being interviewed by....

[Kyuubi]

Phil Donahue and

[Cam63]

a gagged Oprah...

[Kyuubi]

on Dr. Phil's lap

[Cam63]

who constantly tickled her...

[matterconsumer]

French poodle...

[Cam63]

named UselessHilton...

[matterconsumer]

shampoos frothfully...

[Kyuubi]

and rinses...

[Red Berens]

and spits...

[Karl J. Barnes]

and flosses between her toes..

[Cam63]

Oprah grunted...

[Karl J. Barnes]

Phil went ahhhhh!!!!....

[Cam63]

Oprah responded by...

[Karl J. Barnes]

"MrrGRPHHHH, GUURRFRUUUD!"

[Cam63]

" Say what ? "...

[Karl J. Barnes]

said The Walrus...

[Kyuubi]

Donahue was riding...

[Cam63]

Phil and Oprah...

[Phoney Bone]

spanked Madonna

[Karl J. Barnes]

and ate Tapioca Pudding...

[Calamas]

with chop sticks . . .

[Red Berens]

and then got...

[Cam63]

shitfaced drunk...

[Kyuubi]

and pissed...

[Cam63]

themselves before...

[YoGo]

interviewing Barbara Walters...

[Calamas]

in a skid row whorehouse . . .

[Cam63]

named " Festies "...

[Red Berens]

home of the...

[Karl J. Barnes]

Free Whoppers

[Cam63]

and loose...

[Karl J. Barnes]

Women's Underwear....

[Cam63]

Paris Hilton designed...

[Karl J. Barnes]

for Nicole Ritchie...

[Cam63]

and Yoko...

[Karl J. Barnes]

who screeched.....

[Cam63]

until clubbed...

[Karl J. Barnes]

a baby seal....

[Cam63]

Fortunately, it...

[Karl J. Barnes]

was snowing...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Dental shots

[Cam63]

of ginguvitis...

[Calamas]

and teryacki schnapps . . .

[sk716]

were regulated

[Cam63]

by Ben Affleck....

[Karl J. Barnes]

and his new girl friend Zsa Zsa Gabor....

[Cam63]

, frozen since....

[Cam63]

1897......

[Karl J. Barnes]

in a time.....

[Karl J. Barnes]

outside of ....

[Karl J. Barnes]

Our Reality.

[YoGo]

Our Reality.

Suddenly a mysterious....

[Blackbolt_whispered]

kryptonian vegetable

[kash]

woke up....

[Screwtape]

got out of bed, dragged a comb across its head...

[BlaqueBolt]

and ate green eggs and ham

[kash]

its name was Sam I am

[Karl J. Barnes]

a very Seussian Vegetable...

[sk716]

a very Seussian Vegetable...

drove his car...

[Cam63]

like a....

[Karl J. Barnes]

insomanic with hyper-tension...

[Cam63]

which was badly...

[Red Berens]

in need of pink...

[Tad Sivana]

in need of pink...
-wall radials

[Cam63]

, chopper handlebars...

[Tad Sivana]

, chopper handlebars...
...and gas.

[Cam63]

" Excuse me ! "

[Phoney Bone]

...said the Nubian

[BlaqueBolt]

, "who are you calling...

[Phoney Bone]

...'Sexy Chocolate,' you..."

[Karl J. Barnes]

.."Raspberry Truffle!"

[Tad Sivana]

.."Raspberry Truffle!"
"Truffle's my business..."

[Calamas]

James Bond replied

[Cam63]

, adjusting Q's....

[sk716]

...bow tie...

[Cam63]

attached to...

[Karl J. Barnes]

his wrinkled...

[BlaqueBolt]

Mendelian pea-plant.

[YoGo]

He picked up....

[Cam63]

at MI6.....

[kash]

it was in a bargain bin

[Cam63]

next to....

[Kyuubi]

the expired butter...

[Cam63]

and grenades...

[Karl J. Barnes]

underneath the poster of...

[Kyuubi]

a naked Bea Arthur...

[Cam63]

. Oprah fainted...

[matterconsumer]

before her...

[Tad Sivana]

before her...
...Klan audience...

[Cam63]

wearing smileys....

[Kyuubi]

and nothing else

[Red Berens]

to cover...

[BlaqueBolt]

their shame.

[Calamas]

Michael Jackson and

[Cam63]

his arsekissingposse...

( heh. I cheated :D )

[Beren]

his arsekissingposse...

( heh. I cheated :D )
posed gleefully...

[Calamas]

outside the court of