The Never Ending Thread

[Tommy]

meddled around in...

[matterconsumer]

Christmas cheer....

[Tommy]

With a whore...

[matterconsumer]

dirty brats...

[Tommy]

," she said...

[matterconsumer]

girls cry...

[Tommy]

but you...

[Dee3]

Just stand.....

[Cam63]

with your...

[matterconsumer]

audible sighs...

[Tommy]

sucking down...

[NickVinson]

Bud Light."

[Cam63]

a wellknown....

[NickVinson]

Dutch Vicar ...

[Joe Zool]

walked in a bar...

[Tommy]

where he had sex with....

[CitizenKing]

the woman with no legs. (End of sentence.)

[Tommy]

She said, "

[NickVinson]

That's 8.50...

[Tommy]

For one...

[NickVinson]

$11.00 for two."

[Tommy]

He slapped her and said...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

"well earned"

[Cam63]

you succulent....

[Tommy]

harpy. Now...

[Kyuubi]

off to....

[Cam63]

the Bribbaree...

[Tommy]

For some gay sex.

[Cam63]

Just then...

[Tommy]

my hat......

[NickVinson]

Who're you?"

[CitizenKing]

, it said.

[NickVinson]

Time exploded.

[Calamas]

, eras merged

[Cam63]

constellations consumated....

[Calamas]

ecstasy erupted

[Cam63]

salamanders salivated...

[Phoney Bone]

Flintstones fornicated...

[Cam63]

politicians lied....

[Kyuubi]

Hippies stunk...

[Cam63]

cops corrupted...

[Phoney Bone]

and dinosaurs...

[Calamas]

construction workers worked

Edit: Okay, you beat me, Phoney Bone.

followed Dino

[Phoney Bone]

...to hell.

[Lex]

One day...

[Kyuubi]

Captain Planet...

[Calamas]

, Colonel Mustard

[Phoney Bone]

made canapes..

EDIT: Turn about is fair play. :D

, Fred Rogers..

[Calamas]

. . . and Mrs.

[matterconsumer]

HoneyMustard busted...

[Calamas]

her husband's

[matterconsumer]

glassy chin...

[Cam63]

with her...

[Dee3]

large slegehammer.....

[Kyuubi]

shaped like...

[Calamas]

JLo's rear

[Cam63]

" Sweet Jeezus ! "....

[Calamas]

Atheistboy cried,

[Cam63]

gaping at...

[Tommy]

The transexual's

[Calamas]

invitation to

[Joe Zool]

enter his/her

[Tommy]

vagina/penis/overys/testis

[Karl J. Barnes]

contest of...

[Calamas]

pissing and moaning

[Karl J. Barnes]

where the...

[Spackling Compound]

Millar's rewrite.

[Tommy]

Gail's breasts...

[Karl J. Barnes]

hanging erotically...

[Calamas]

Edit: You beat me, priestvyrce. So scratch:

Byrne's ego

And replace with:

in suspension

[Tommy]

next to.....

[Karl J. Barnes]

Mount Sinai...

[Tommy]

The Jews...

[Joe Zool]

gasped aloud...

[Calamas]

. . . and said,

[Cam63]

" Bite me... "

[Karl J. Barnes]

Out of.....

[Phoney Bone]

paranoid fear

[Lex]

...of turtles."

[The Xenos]

Electric Jesus

[Calamas]

, Buddy Christ

[Kyuubi]

, Spock's evil twin...

[Calamas]

and Madonna

[Cam63]

screwed everybody....

[LooksBetterDrawn]

...over, again

[Calamas]

; her husband directed

[Tommy]

high-quality porn...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

throwing-star movies.

[Tommy]

Jesus said "...

[The Xenos]

Let there...

[Tommy]

be Germans

[Cam63]

and verily...

[Calamas]

they appeared

[Cam63]

brandishing large...

[Calamas]

fire-lit torches

[Cam63]

chanting beerhall....

[Calamas]

dirty limericks

[Cam63]

like, " There... "

[Calamas]

was a . . . . . .

[Cam63]

skank named...

[NickVinson]

Theodore Roosevelt...

[Calamas]

, a rough rider

[Tommy]

sucked his...

[Calamas]

green M&M's

[Tommy]

through a...

[Calamas]

Corncob pipe

[Tommy]

. Frosty the Snowman...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

thanked his

[Calamas]

Red-nosed reindeer

[Kyuubi]

then punched

[Tad Sivana]

then punched
his code...

[Calamas]

red alert . . .

[The Xenos]

into his


--------

[NickVinson]

Sidekick's (that T-mobile phone) keypad...

[Calamas]

, which dialed

[Kyuubi]

867-5309 the...

[Calamas]

freemason's password

[Cam63]

( full stop ) Everyone got...

[Calamas]

boogie fever

[Cam63]

moving spastically....

[Calamas]

yet symmetrically

[Dee3]

went through

[Cam63]

fetid strudel...

[Tad Sivana]

fetid strudel...
...rythymically strutting...

[Calamas]

absently humming

[Cam63]

" Itchycoo Park "....

[Calamas]

in falsetto

[Cam63]

due to.....

[Spackling Compound]

kidney failure.

[Cam63]

and reflux...

[Calamas]

from eating

[Kyuubi]

pork and...

[Cam63]

squid giblets....

[Calamas]

burritos with

[Cam63]

cold, lumpy....

[Calamas]

rum-flavored oatmeal

[Cam63]

slopping it....

[Calamas]

all over . . .

[Cam63]

New Jersey...

[Calamas]

ant farms . . .

[Cam63]

killing most...

[Calamas]

sensory perception

[Cam63]

, leaving only...

[Calamas]

bewildered follows

[Cam63]

Green Berets....

[Lex]

on fire...

[Calamas]

escapes outside

[Cam63]

where they...

[Joe Zool]

suddenly realized...

[Cam63]

muppets is tasty !

[Calamas]

From above came . . .

[Kyuubi]

The Cthulhu,

[Calamas]

Morpheus, and

[Lex]

a cupcake...

[Tad Sivana]

a cupcake...
...(sleepytime squidsnacks)....

[The Xenos]

all went


---

[the4thpip]

to Greenland

[Kyuubi]

for barbecued...

[Tommy]

Bull's Testicals.

[Lex]

that tasted...

[Tommy]

Bad. I......

[Calamas]

, the Powers-That-Be,

[Cam63]

and Gail...

[Calamas]

decided that

[the4thpip]

Aunt May should

[Kyuubi]

marry J.J.J.

[Calamas]

and elope to

[the4thpip]

Greenland, where

[NickVinson]

they lived happily everafter ....

[the4thpip]

until Ernest Borgnine

[Cam63]

pulled out...

[the4thpip]

his long........

[Cam63]

and nobbley...

[YoGo]

walking stick....

[the4thpip]

and broke Jameson's

[Tommy]

Lesbian secratary....

[Calamas]

's prized mustache

[Tommy]

. Aunt May.....

[Calamas]

said, "Jonah,

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

why doodlebugs?"

[Calamas]

"Because Spider-Man . . .

[Cam63]

webbed my...

[Kyuubi]

new car...

[Calamas]

rental agreement . . .

[The Xenos]

I got a sweater that kinda looks like Nightwing's outfit. It doesn't have the extra indent on the front and the sleeves are all blue, but gosh damn if that isn't close enough.

Well, this was after X-Mas while shoping for my dad's birthday with my mom, but I figured this would be a good post here.

-Xenos

[Cam63]

new car...

scratching it...

[Screwtape]

across pavement!"

[Calamas]

landing in . . .

[Doom Hammer]

a trampoline

[Calamas]

filled with . . .

[Doom Hammer]

gyrating tramps!

[NickVinson]

. Meanwhile, in the Batcave...

[Calamas]

, George Clooney

[Kyuubi]

's Bat Nipples

[the4thpip]

fell off the

[Cam63]

rubber suit...

[Knoll]

onto Robins'

[Cam63]

gently quivering....

[Knoll]

Batarang...

[Cam63]

" Um, could "

[Knoll]

Spider-Ham...

[Cam63]

taste like...

[Tad Sivana]

taste like...
anything else?

[Calamas]

Maybe, chicken?

[Knoll]

Nightwing porked...

[Kyuubi]

and beaned

[Karl J. Barnes]

Kory in...

[Knoll]

Arkham Asylum.

[Cam63]

Straitjackets were...

[Karl J. Barnes]

optional but...

[Kyuubi]

still worn

[Cam63]

by delusional...

[Karl J. Barnes]

Doctors and...

[Knoll]

kinky supervillains...

[Calamas]

to titillate

[Karl J. Barnes]

The viewers...

[Calamas]

on pay-per-view

[Karl J. Barnes]

which cost...

[Calamas]

the equivalent

[Karl J. Barnes]

of Paris Hilton's

[mattbib]

brand new

.....

[Cam63]

vomit inducer...

[Calamas]

bar bill and

[Smarty Jones]

Spam machine.

[Doom Hammer]

So began...

[Cam63]

my introduction...

[Calamas]

to unabashed

[Cam63]

sleazy nightclubs...

[Kyuubi]

and freestyle logrolling

[Calamas]

in wastedumps

[Smarty Jones]

with Charo.

[Cam63]

" Koochykoochycoo ! ", she...

[Calamas]

screeched as I

[Kyuubi]

bled from....

[Cam63]

various orifices...

[Calamas]

especially ears

[Cam63]

and oesophagus...

[Calamas]

as pain . . . .

[Kyuubi]

...ful memories are

[YoGo]

triggered by psionic blasts

[Cam63]

emiting from...

[Calamas]

the red-headed

[matterconsumer]

never ending...

[Karl J. Barnes]

slut machine.

[Calamas]

Then Elvis impersonators . . .

[Kyuubi]

parachuted into

[Tommy]

Gail's vagina...

[Cam63]

What the hell are you thinking, Emma !?

Fark...

[matterconsumer]

is off-limits...

[Tommy]

becouse they...