The Never Ending Thread

[Cam63]

Grande, getting...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

stuck in...

[Cam63]

deep, muddy...

[chicainery]

crappy threads...

[Guapo Méndez]

Meanwhile, in Krakow...

[Tommy]

Valcanos exploded...

[the4thpip]

when nineteen

[Karl J. Barnes]

hippotamuses leapt...

[Guapo Méndez]

over 30 pregnant oxen

[Karl J. Barnes]

into a .....

[traxler]

pool of.....

[the4thpip]

code red.......

[Karl J. Barnes]

filled with...

[the4thpip]

Piranha wearing

[traxler]

Piranha wearing
grins. Then...

[Guapo Méndez]

Gary Kasparov

[traxler]

Gary Kasparov
died. When..

[Guapo Méndez]

white rook to king 7

[the4thpip]

was his..........

[Tommy]

was his..........

Final answer...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

finishing move

[Spackling Compound]

. The End.

[sixstringguild]

. The End.

...or is it?

[Cam63]

slurred Ossie...

[Guapo Méndez]

while Harriet...

[Tommy]

slapped Wally...

[Guapo Méndez]

the whale, while the blue and yellow penguin...

[Tommy]

Killed Ozzie and disemboweled him using his intestines as Christmas decorations...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

durring halloween

[Guapo Méndez]

in july, while the caged bird singed

[YoGo]

. The End.

Ah ah ah....nice try spack. But the Never Ending Thread has Gaurdians like sixstringguild who protect the infinity of its existence.

Best,

Yogo
High Lord Cardinal of the Never Ending Thread

[Tad Sivana]

slapped Wally...
(I'm ignoring the rule breakers)
...poked Ollie,....

[LooksBetterDrawn]

to the ...

[Tad Sivana]

(I'm ignoring the rule breakers)
...poked Ollie,....
...fingered Polly....

[YoGo]

Ok so i dont think everybody saw my earlier post cos it got swamped amongst new entries. So again, there is a NEW limit of ONE sentence per post.

SO fly, fly my precious ones, be free! Free!

[Spackling Compound]

...fingered Polly....


Polyfingered immaculate.

[Tommy]

They screamed...

[Cam63]

" Holy Shit ! "

[Karl J. Barnes]

And the...

[Cam63]

President declared...

[Tommy]

My Penis....

[Tad Sivana]

..., except for...

[YoGo]

the unshaven bits, pretty smooth....

[Crowley]

but that's nothing compared to Dick Cheney's....

[YoGo]

daughter.

:D

[LooksBetterDrawn]

...'s girlfriend...

[Cam63]

, an unabashed...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

..., clean living...

[Guapo Méndez]

claustrophobic/agoraphobic

[Tommy]

claustrophobic/agoraphobic

Filthy lesbians...

[Spackling Compound]

Filthy lesbians...
' mullet. Scatologically,

[Tommy]

' mullet. Scatologically,

Speaking I...

[Cam63]

nearly gagged...

[matterconsumer]

in drag...

[Cam63]

on a.......

[matterconsumer]

brown bagged...

[Cam63]

Australian flag...

[matterconsumer]

seemed sad...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

...slow lag...

[Cam63]

but speed...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

(diet pills)

[YoGo]

destroyed my liver.

[David Bedlam]

Cybertronic paintings

[sixstringguild]

not withstanding,

[Cam63]

spewed the..

[LooksBetterDrawn]

paint from

[Cam63]

my nose...

[anthony!]

my nose...

hitting the

[Cam63]

President's earpiece...

[Karl J. Barnes]

turning it....

[Cam63]

right into....

[Karl J. Barnes]

a red..........

[Cam63]

Commie basstid...

[Karl J. Barnes]

looking like...

[anthony!]

Peter O'Toole

[Cam63]

pissing into...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

pissing into...
...the wind...

[Karl J. Barnes]

during a...

[Tommy]

Psychic duel...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

Psychic duel...
...of hair

[YoGo]

and makeup.

[Tommy]

...styles from the 80's

[David Bedlam]

moved sideways

[Tommy]

into poneytails...

[Evan Grubbs]

and rotten...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

and rotten...
...scrab juice

[sk716]

...scrab juice
. And then...

[Cam63]

I vomited...

[Tommy]

Oprah Winfrey...

[Cam63]

into a.......

[The Xenos]

field of

[Cam63]

bubbling quicksand...

[sk716]

bubbling quicksand...
while thinking

[Cam63]

" This sucks... "

[sk716]

" This sucks... "

...how did...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

...how did...
...bologna get...

[sk716]

...bologna get...
down my pants...

[Cam63]

Al Qaeda...

[Phoney Bone]

Al Qaeda...
...moustache trimmers...

[Tommy]

Won a free car!

[Cam63]

and immediately...

[The Xenos]

motion parallax

[Cam63]

" What the... "

[David Bedlam]

Said bubby

[Tommy]

Said bubby

as he..................

[David Bedlam]

waxed lyrical

[Tommy]

About prostitutes…

[Gail Simone]

who refused...

[taintedlunch]

to shave...

[anthony!]

and shower...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

while inside...

[Spackling Compound]

Transiberian Orchestrations.

[CitizenKing]

Flannel ninjas...

[Tommy]

fought with...

[CitizenKing]

their sexuality...

[Crowley]

deprived mothers......

[Cam63]

while suspended...

[sk716]

while suspended...
...by their ankles...

[NickVinson]

Suddenly, Stryper...

[matterconsumer]

yellowjacketed attacked...

[Cam63]

farting furiously....

[NickVinson]

because they...

[Tommy]

hate woman...

[matterconsumer]

kindly love...

[sk716]

...lunatic fringe...

[matterconsumer]

pizza toppings...

[Cam63]

with extra...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

brick-a-brack sauces.

[kossori]

The keys...

[Cam63]

lodged in....

[NickVinson]

Michael Sweet's eye...

[Cam63]

tickling it...

[NickVinson]

delightfully. Suddenly, ...

[Tommy]

My penis...

[YoGo]

smelled of a heavy, cheesy....

[YoGo]

WARNING! THIS READS LIKE A GRANT MORRISON SCRIPT. ON LSD.

My buttocks really hurt since Saturday in jail. Later, I put some clam chowder under the bar stool for the bastard mice, they're blind, and horny. All three! went to the cat who sat behind my open bar slipped me hard liquor made of wood shavings and rat.

Shit I love the squid sandwiches, their inkiness is tasty with horseradish.

Suddenly, a ninja turtle got flushed into the Bridge Airlock. He then transformed into Sandra Bullock. She said, "What the hell are my movies playing here?". Then she put on j-bolt's movie and screamed!

"Holy Mullets! It Exists!!"

What was she doing with it?

With that she ran so far when Heather jumped out and ripped her lacy gorilla suit right down to her naval ring.

Heather said, "What's up?".

"Aren't you J-bolt's crush who looks kinda like Jim Fished in trashy, yellow striped moth eaten Mothra Cocoons?"

Heather replied," I'm actually Prince Pouncy". J-bolt gasped and peed, but lost his aim, he sprayed Justin Timberlake....

and said, "Hey baby hit me, I'm a one more time person. Suck it!" Appalled, Heather groped Justin and pinched the turtle on the nose and honked it. White Owls then J-Bolt growled mightily while wetting the Avengers' Scarlet Witch. Wanda will bake pies and be ready for wicked Wanda to butter someone's "buns". The mice marched forth to capture her pants, her frilly that reeked of Stiltson and jellybeans. Which proved jellybeans cause weird fluctuations in human sexuality. So my gynaecologist got drunk and told her chihuahua to stop vibrating so she could give it to the man in striped shirt and sexy....

Jack rabbit to which the authorities Dizzy traitor in Astonishing Ass Beard shaved down with Jell-O which felt deliciously smooth. J-bolt began oscillating wildly up and around which made Gail’s black boyfriend tingle with Christmas lights. Gail came late to stick the fairy on her boyfriend who doesn’t mind a brain transplant. But the awful noise caused blisters on his Christophobic agnostic ass. He turned to jammin’ good cupcake icing on Gail’s solid gold gyroscope.

Then horse butter was spread all over her hair. The butter melted and slid between the sock puppet. She screame, “Lobster claws are for playing the “Thermidor” song!” So Busiek sang along while vibrating he sang “Good Times” are coming to kill your dog for nothing. But the Monster Blood from Were-Schnauzers is tasty like Bendis on toast disassembled! Gloaming, swinging spastically dangerously close-mindedly blind. Hulk Hogan wearing a black dress, high heels, pink tutu, his hair a mess dyed blue, he turned step by a steaming pile of gopher dung and tripped over a cow being milked by demons singing to Spandau Ballet without dancing like a white boy and spitting fetid chunks at J-bolt after midnight while watching anime with roasted tuna.

Meanwhile Sable and company swallowed eggs from ostriches. Then her fingers snapped while she flamingoed across the Rio Grande, getting stuck in deep, muddy crappy threads. Meanwhile, in Krakow Volcanoes exploded when nineteen hippopotamuses leapt over 30 pregnant oxen into a pool of code red filled with Piranha wearing grins. Then Gary kasparov died. When white rook to king 7 was his final answer finishing move.

The End.

…..or is it? Slurred Ossie while Harriet slapped Wally the whale, while the blue and yellow penguin killed Ozzie and disemboweled him using his intestines as Christmas decorations during Halloween in july, while the caged bird singed, poked Ollie, fingered Polly polyfingered immaculate. The screamed “Holy Shit!” And the President declared My Penis, except for the unshaven bits, pretty smooth but that’s nothing compared to Dick Cheney’s daughter’s girlfriend, an unabashed, clean living claustrophobic/agoraphobic filthy lesbians’ mullet. Scatologically speaking I nearly gagged in drag on a brown bagged Australia flag seemed sad slow lag but speed (diet pills) destroyed my liver.

Cybertronic paintings not withstanding spewed the paint from my nose hitting the President’s earpiece turning it right into a red Commie basstid looking like Peter O’Toole pissing into the wind during a Psychic duel of hair and makeup styles from the 80’s moved sideways into ponytails and rotten scrab juice. And then I vomited Oprah Winfrey into a field of bubbling quicksand while thinking “This sucks how did bologna get down my pants?” AL Qaeda moustache trimmers won a free car and immediately motion parallax.

“What the” said bubbly as he waxed lyrical about prostitutes who refused to shave and shower while inside Transiberian Orchestrations. Flannel ninjas fought with their sexuality deprived mothers while suspended by their ankles. Suddenly, Stryper yellowjacketed attacked, farting furiously because they hate woman, kindly love lunatic fringe pizza toppings with extra brick-a-brack sauces. The keys lodged in Michael Sweet’s eye tickling it delightfully. Suddenly, My penis smelled of a heavy, cheesy…..

[LooksBetterDrawn]

cheese pizza

[Lex]

that melted...

[Cam63]

scalding my...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

bleeding gums

[sk716]

Finally Gail...

[matterconsumer]

splish splashes...

[Tommy]

In urine...

[NickVinson]

"Delicious!" cried Grant Morrison.

[Cam63]

as Gail...

[Tommy]

Killed him....

[Cam63]

with affection....

[Tommy]

By beating him with a blender...

[Cam63]

and stuffing...

[Tommy]

His manboob...

[Spackling Compound]

aka Dana Carvey.

(Damn..does that count as three words?)

[Lex]

with gumbo...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

and frothy

[Tommy]

Paris Hilton

[Joe Zool]

jumped the shark

[Cam63]

unfortunately surviving...

[sixstringguild]

until Darkseid

[Cam63]

used his...

[Spackling Compound]

used his...

Theocratic Constitution.

[Cam63]

to wipe...

[Lex]

that stain...

[Joe Zool]

off the...

[Cam63]

dead body...

[Crowley]

and J-Bolt.....

[Cam63]

sputtered until...

[Kyuubi]

his mullet...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

was torn...

[NickVinson]

from his head. (end of sentence. This is gonna read like James Joyce. Sheesh.)

[Tommy]

Paris said "...

[NickVinson]

"Nice shoes...

[Tommy]

But mine...

[Lex]

are made...

[Joe Zool]

from the best...

[Lex]

tuna from...

[Dee3]

Alaska and

[matterconsumer]

steel canned....

[Kyuubi]

by midget...

[YoGo]

dwarves from Poland.

[Tommy]

Free the Slaves!...

[Kyuubi]

yelled the...

[Tommy]

Midgit rappers...

[Kyuubi]

from Taiwan...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

from Taiwan...
's pants factory

[Tommy]

and inspector #12....

[Cam63]

who screamed...

[Tommy]

"MY vagina..."

[Cam63]

has just...

[Tommy]

had its...

[Cam63]

evil intentions....

[LooksBetterDrawn]

evil intentions....
...flushed away.

[Tommy]

by my........

[Cam63]

antiseptic saliva...

[Tommy]

killed the...

[Cam63]

Hilton dog...

[matterconsumer]

tagged, leashed...

[NickVinson]

Booyah!" Meanwhile,

[Lex]

pink bubbles...

[Tommy]

had sex...

[NickVinson]

had sex...

...on the...

[Tommy]

Couch with...

[NickVinson]

Henry Kissinger...

[Tommy]

who had............

[Kyuubi]

horribly bad...

[Tommy]

B.o..............

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Banana tree

[Tommy]

In his....

[Cam63]

axilla, prompting...

[Tommy]

Jean Grey...

[Cam63]

to die... ( again )

[CitizenKing]

Guitar solos...

[Tommy]

she played...

[Cam63]

nauseating all...

[Tommy]

who were...

[Cam63]

within hearing...

[matterconsumer]

fearing, smearing...

[Cam63]

leering and...

[Tommy]

tearing up...

[NickVinson]

Our eardrums. (end of sentence)

[Tommy]

"Damn you!"...

[NickVinson]

cried Gail...

[Kyuubi]

while balancing...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

while balancing...
...on the...

[Cam63]

head of...

[Tommy]

Alex Summers...

[Cam63]

giggling like...

[Tommy]

a pregnant schoolgirl...

[Cam63]

requiring severe...

[Tommy]

sexual release.

[Cam63]

Oh, my....

[Tommy]

Lord!" said...

[YoGo]

Annie as she....

[Cam63]

gestured inanely...

[Tommy]

, "My vagina..."

[Cam63]

" just killed... "

[Tommy]

your penis!"...

[Cam63]

Then Clinton...

[Tommy]

jumped up...

[The Xenos]

flapping around

[Tommy]

made out...

[NickVinson]

with Henry Kissinger.

[Joe Zool]

Who then...

[Cam63]

declared war...

[CitizenKing]

on Zappa...

[LooksBetterDrawn]

with new...

[Tommy]

Nuclear weapons....

[Joe Zool]

created by...

[Tommy]

black magic...

[NickVinson]

and Babies. (end of sentence)

[Tommy]

Those damn...

[NickVinson]

kids and their dog...