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Azrael52
08-15-2007, 09:14 AM
and Lester C.'s basement.
Cam63
08-15-2007, 09:17 AM
which was reported for...
Azrael52
08-15-2007, 10:06 AM
best in show at . . .
Pink Bat Max
08-15-2007, 01:00 PM
....the Thirty-Third Annual Louse Breeding Spectacular.
Pink Bat Max
09-09-2007, 03:30 PM
Without warning....

(Sorry, can't let the never-endding thread.... you know. End.)
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
09-09-2007, 06:54 PM
, Bueno Excellente showed up, and then...
Pink Bat Max
09-09-2007, 10:01 PM
, Bueno Excellente showed up, and then...

...the stygan bees....
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
09-10-2007, 05:33 PM
...were thusly dispatched by The Powers Of Perversion.
Pink Bat Max
09-10-2007, 08:34 PM
...were thusly dispatched by The Powers Of Perversion.

The girls and boys of the village all.....
beetlebum
09-10-2007, 10:53 PM
The girls and boys of the village all.....

Were Damned. They were than taken to a secluded island, given weaponry......
WhiteRose
09-11-2007, 01:42 AM
Were Damned. They were than taken to a secluded island, given weaponry......

...and instruments, and told to form their own rampaging band. The villagers...
Cam63
09-11-2007, 02:10 AM
named them " The Lawnbowls... "
Pink Bat Max
09-11-2007, 07:33 AM
named them " The Lawnbowls... "

....and they were known for their enormous....
Aggie
09-11-2007, 11:23 AM
....and they were known for their enormous....

...teeth...
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
09-11-2007, 04:15 PM
which they sank deep into the bathroom tiles.
Pink Bat Max
09-11-2007, 11:11 PM
which they sank deep into the bathroom tiles.

Unfortunely, this led to their contracting a terrible case of....
Aggie
09-11-2007, 11:13 PM
Unfortunely, this led to their contracting a terrible case of....

...herpes...
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
09-12-2007, 07:15 AM
of-the-cancer-of-the-AIDS-of-the-leukemia-of-the-eyes.
Pink Bat Max
09-12-2007, 10:03 AM
of-the-cancer-of-the-AIDS-of-the-leukemia-of-the-eyes.

....for which the only cure was.....
adam_warlock_2099
09-12-2007, 10:10 AM
groping blindly at other people's earlobes.
Aggie
09-12-2007, 10:53 AM
groping blindly at other people's earlobes.

only to find out that...those weren't earlobes...
adam_warlock_2099
09-12-2007, 04:05 PM
they were other parts of anatomy that hang down . . .
Cam63
09-12-2007, 09:40 PM
...like old mens' eyebrows...
Pink Bat Max
09-12-2007, 09:49 PM
...like old mens' eyebrows...

that whisk along the floor and get tangled about the ankles.
Aggie
09-12-2007, 10:03 PM
that whisk along the floor and get tangled about the ankles.

along with their underwear...
Cam63
09-12-2007, 10:05 PM
...that used to be white in colour...
Pink Bat Max
09-12-2007, 10:07 PM
...that used to be white in colour...

....but are now in indescribable shade, and smell of....
Cam63
09-12-2007, 10:08 PM
Thai food...
Pink Bat Max
09-12-2007, 10:12 PM
Thai food...

...bought on a bright Phuket morning in the middle of....
Aggie
09-12-2007, 10:20 PM
...bought on a bright Phuket morning in the middle of....

bangkok...
Cam63
09-12-2007, 10:41 PM
...meanwhile at West Virginia...
Pink Bat Max
09-13-2007, 12:41 PM
...meanwhile at West Virginia...

....Dazzler was boogieing those suckers out quick, and with no.....
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
09-13-2007, 08:26 PM
end in sight for the blowfish conventions...
Pink Bat Max
09-13-2007, 08:29 PM
end in sight for the blowfish conventions...

.... because those fish just blew and blew like there was no....
Aggie
09-13-2007, 09:57 PM
.... because those fish just blew and blew like there was no....

...bangkok...
Pink Bat Max
09-13-2007, 10:02 PM
...bangkok...

....until the West Virginian said 'Aw, Phuket', and.....
Aggie
09-13-2007, 10:05 PM
....until the West Virginian said 'Aw, Phuket', and.....

blew back...
adam_warlock_2099
09-14-2007, 07:22 AM
. . . with the power of the big bad wolf . . .
Pink Bat Max
09-14-2007, 07:26 AM
. . . with the power of the big bad wolf . . .

...and the face of....
adam_warlock_2099
09-14-2007, 07:28 AM
. . . Christopher Walken when he blows out his birthday candles . ..
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
09-14-2007, 08:18 AM
Then, just as a zombie fawn...
Pink Bat Max
09-14-2007, 08:24 AM
Then, just as a zombie fawn...

....converted to LaRouche....
Aggie
09-14-2007, 10:28 AM
....converted to LaRouche....

and ran for government under the communists party ticket...
Pink Bat Max
09-14-2007, 12:33 PM
and ran for government under the communists party ticket...

....until the ghost of Karl Marx told him....
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
09-15-2007, 09:13 PM
"Coffee? Yes, I like coffee."
The Zapper
09-15-2007, 09:15 PM
Half of your poop is dead organisms from inside you.
Pink Bat Max
09-16-2007, 02:29 PM
Half of your poop is dead organisms from inside you.

".... but beware the organisms living in your brain, because...."
Karl J Barnes
09-16-2007, 04:37 PM
"..it is the Will of The Party," chimed in the Ghost of Lenin.
Pink Bat Max
09-16-2007, 05:43 PM
"..it is the Will of The Party," chimed in the Ghost of Lenin.

Lenin started a conga line, and everyone...
Karl J Barnes
09-17-2007, 12:48 AM
Lenin started a conga line, and everyone...

started in. Then Stalin came in and announced...
Cam63
09-17-2007, 12:53 AM
" Fuck dat noise ! "....
Karl J Barnes
09-17-2007, 01:03 AM
" Fuck dat noise ! "....

"Let's...BOOOOGIEE!!!!!!!!!!" And at that moment, a disco ball descended from the ceiling.
The Zapper
09-17-2007, 01:05 AM
..."Is that Disco Stu I see?"...
Cam63
09-17-2007, 01:26 AM
" More like Irish Stu ", said the sarcastic Australian...
Pink Bat Max
09-17-2007, 08:41 AM
"Irish Stew for Everyone," shouted the ghost of Mao, and everyone....
Karl J Barnes
09-17-2007, 01:15 PM
dug in, only to find that it was red...
adam_warlock_2099
09-17-2007, 01:51 PM
jello with some kind of greenish . . .
Pink Bat Max
09-17-2007, 01:54 PM
jello with some kind of greenish . . .

....kryptonite powder atop it, which the guests snorted, making them....
The Zapper
09-17-2007, 02:34 PM
..."see the Kryptonian green fairy"...
Karl J Barnes
09-17-2007, 02:39 PM
Then in one voice they shouted," Let's put on a..."
Pink Bat Max
09-19-2007, 11:40 PM
...record!" So they got out the old record player, which had been stored in.....
Karl J Barnes
09-20-2007, 08:43 AM
Batman's old utility belt. Bats pulled it out...
Pink Bat Max
09-20-2007, 10:11 AM
Batman's old utility belt. Bats pulled it out...

...but a pair of scaly green swimtrunks fell out accidentally. Batman said....
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
09-21-2007, 08:08 AM
"Flag on The Moon. How did it get there?"
Cam63
09-21-2007, 08:11 AM
Buzz Aldrin cleaned Bat's clock then...
Pink Bat Max
09-21-2007, 11:01 AM
....in the studio in Nevada where the moon landing was staged. The children all....
Karl J Barnes
09-21-2007, 01:54 PM
sang,"Chumbaya" to the tune of...
Pink Bat Max
09-21-2007, 02:06 PM
sang,"Chumbaya" to the tune of...

The 'Meow Mix' jingle, while a mile underground, evil was being plotted by....
Karl J Barnes
09-21-2007, 06:59 PM
...Hello! Kitty!!!! Its dastardly plan was to...
Cam63
09-21-2007, 07:04 PM
turn all heterosexual men into...
Pink Bat Max
09-21-2007, 07:13 PM
turn all heterosexual men into...

Sandwiches. But Hello Kitty was opposed by.....
Cam63
09-21-2007, 07:15 PM
sandwich haters...
Azrael52
09-22-2007, 01:49 PM
and more specifically heterosexual sandwhich haters.
Pink Bat Max
09-22-2007, 03:20 PM
.... to whom 'sandwich' meant....
Aggie
09-22-2007, 03:22 PM
.... to whom 'sandwich' meant....

...3way...
Pink Bat Max
09-22-2007, 03:24 PM
...3way...

...with a tub of mayonaisse and a large....
adam_warlock_2099
09-22-2007, 03:31 PM
...with a tub of mayonaisse and a large....

(eww the thought of that much mayo is just horrid)

slab of pork, with a side of . . .
Pink Bat Max
09-22-2007, 03:33 PM
(eww the thought of that much mayo is just horrid)

slab of pork, with a side of . . .

...cole slaw and a large, lubed-up....
Aggie
09-22-2007, 03:34 PM
...cole slaw and a large, lubed-up....

eggplant...
adam_warlock_2099
09-22-2007, 03:38 PM
eggplant...

whose purple color, inspired everyone to rock out to Purple Rain . . .
Pink Bat Max
09-22-2007, 03:42 PM
whose purple color, inspired everyone to rock out to Purple Rain . . .

Which brought back Jimi Hendrix from the dead to challenge Prince to....
Sally Sensational
09-22-2007, 04:52 PM
Which brought back Jimi Hendrix from the dead to challenge Prince to....

Come up with a new name for the queen of Fantasia, since he was so good at picking names, but Prince couldn't come up with a symbol that he could shout loud enough to cross dimensions, so he . . .
Karl J Barnes
09-22-2007, 06:59 PM
was eaten by a large Squirrel, named Sqwatch. Sqwatch had a..
Aggie
09-22-2007, 07:18 PM
was eaten by a large Squirrel, named Sqwatch. Sqwatch had a..

one ball...
Pink Bat Max
09-22-2007, 08:49 PM
one ball...

...But C'hp had a Magic 8-Ball, which told him....
Sally Sensational
09-22-2007, 09:27 PM
...But C'hp had a Magic 8-Ball, which told him....

that the answer to his question was "Outcast 25%", which made him think . . .
Karl J Barnes
09-22-2007, 10:33 PM
that the answer to his question was "Outcast 25%", which made him think . . .

"Where DID I store my...."
Cam63
09-23-2007, 01:46 AM
extra one hundred and fifty four foot of upper intestine and the ugh boots they came in ?.....
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
09-23-2007, 05:07 AM
But he then remembered they were on the knick-knack shelf.
Cam63
09-23-2007, 06:41 AM
next to his collection of...
Karl J Barnes
09-23-2007, 09:57 AM
Cam Bobble-head dolls and his lucky ...
Pink Bat Max
09-23-2007, 10:54 AM
Cam Bobble-head dolls and his lucky ...

....jade spork, which....
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
09-23-2007, 01:55 PM
was given to him by a Tibetan Holy Man, whose dishwasher he'd once fixed.
Pink Bat Max
09-23-2007, 05:28 PM
was given to him by a Tibetan Holy Man, whose dishwasher he'd once fixed.

The spork emitted....
Karl J Barnes
09-23-2007, 06:06 PM
a girlish scream that sent shivers up....
Pink Bat Max
09-23-2007, 08:25 PM
a girlish scream that sent shivers up....

....the belly button, causing the chorus girls to....
Cam63
09-24-2007, 02:41 AM
go on a bar room glassing incident...
adam_warlock_2099
09-24-2007, 11:45 AM
. . . which ended up being more trouble then . . .
Pink Bat Max
09-24-2007, 08:55 PM
. . . which ended up being more trouble then . . .

....a monkey in a fez with a stack of pies.
Karl J Barnes
09-24-2007, 09:02 PM
....a monkey in a fez with a stack of pies.

And speaking of a monkey in a fez...
Azrael52
09-24-2007, 09:32 PM
And speaking of a monkey in a fez...

what time is it?
Karl J Barnes
09-24-2007, 09:35 PM
" It's time for some Brass Monkey!," exclaimed the...
The Zapper
09-24-2007, 09:38 PM
...Momas just jealous it's the BEASTIE BOYS...
Stellar
09-24-2007, 11:02 PM
...Momas just jealous it's the BEASTIE BOYS...

...who won the Grammy for best album, shocking everyone except for...
Karl J Barnes
09-25-2007, 04:38 AM
...who won the Grammy for best album, shocking everyone except for...

Musugah The Burgler,who promptly stole...
Cam63
09-25-2007, 07:05 AM
everyones' heart with his rendition of....
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
09-25-2007, 07:33 AM
The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn.
Karl J Barnes
09-25-2007, 01:35 PM
As everyone stood at attention,someone...
adam_warlock_2099
09-25-2007, 01:47 PM
. . . stole the mustard packets out from under someone else and proceeded to . . .
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
09-25-2007, 04:54 PM
redecorate Old Mrs. Bandersnatch.