The Never Ending Thread

[Azrael52]

he went to the studio to record his latest track called . . .

[Trulyures]

he went to the studio to record his latest track called . . .
THE H*LL With you.... so when he saw...

[Azrael52]

the actors who had once played Lenny and Squiggy on Lavern and Shirley, he instantly reached for his . . .

[Trulyures]

10 mm gun and shoved it...

[Azrael52]

in a hornets nest the size of an elaphant's . . .

[Trulyures]

in a hornets nest the size of an elaphant's . . .
BUTT, so when the gun accidentally...

[Azrael52]

imploded ...

[Trulyures]

there goes the hornets and....

[Azrael52]

and Lenny and Squiggy turn to look at what the fuss is about only to find . . .

[Trulyures]

and Lenny and Squiggy turn to look at what the fuss is about only to find . . .
The dude laying on the floor doing...

[Azrael52]

snow angels . . .

[Trulyures]

lol...... SNOW ANGELS.... that's so hilarious

and then he found out that instead of snow the floor is...

[Azrael52]

covered in pythons as big as a . . .

[Trulyures]

covered in pythons as big as a . . .
a cow........ yikes.....:eek:

[Azrael52]

"Ay Lenny, what do you think this guy is doing making python angels?" Asked Squigmire.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Condensed beef had wormed it's way through...

[Azrael52]

like when that Alien/Predator hybrid got sucked into the vaccume of space . .

[Cam63]

in Bert's...

[Azrael52]

flying carpet of death!

[Karl J. Barnes]

Meanwhile back at Mother Happiness' Llama Ranch...

[Azrael52]

Meanwhile back at Mother Happiness' Llama Ranch...

All the Llamas were doing the Mother Happiness' Llama Ranch dance!

[Karl J. Barnes]

While Mother Happiness, whose real name was...

[Lubichev]

...tattoed across an elephant's ass for all to see.......

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

died after a horrible hubcap-related trauma.

[Azrael52]

It was almost as sad an affair as that time that the 3 Musketteers . . .

[Lubichev]

..bar fell out of my pocket and caused a 90 year old woman with a walker to trip on it and..........

[Azrael52]

get up and beat the shit out of me with her walker until I cried like a little girl.

[Cam63]

making much...

[Azrael52]

cries of pain (on my part) and triumph (on her part)

[Cam63]

the wondercritter...

[Karl J. Barnes]

knitted a ...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

a flesh cozy for her accountant.

[Lubichev]

"Where the hell is all my money, bitch?!," the critter exclaimed as..........

[Vendetta]

...three little men, all called Jed, swarmed over his trembling body and started biting bloody chunks out of his quivering flesh...

[Cam63]

coloured undies...

[Azrael52]

"Your money has been invested in . . . "

[Cam63]

Michael Jackson's comeback...

[Karl J. Barnes]

after hearing that the critter put a ...

[Azrael52]

Michael Jackson CD in one of those cool little clay pidgeon slinger thingies...

[Cam63]

that ended up in...

[Azrael52]

Jacko's Neverland Ranch, oddly enough . . .

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

"Get off my phone!" yelled...

[Azrael52]

Joe Camel who it turns out had been hiding at the . . .

[Vendetta]

...bidding of his sadistic Aunt Jemima, who...

[Tad Sivana]

...hated those three little men and wanted Revenge on the Jed, I...

[Azrael52]

II, and III...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

When young Oxnard Gorchnick came of age...

[Azrael52]

he shot himself out of a cannon.

[Citizen V]

The Hate..

[Lester C.]

for Sk 716:mad:

[Azrael52]

is only pretend as is the way Lester says he feels about her ferrets. ;)

[Lester C.]

is only pretend as is the way Lester says he feels about her ferrets. ;)
Azrael 52 is

[trigunfan1]

Monkey's boy bitch as shown in the last episode of the Eric and Ray show.:mad:

[Azrael52]

Lester made up trigunfan1 so when people told him to go play with himself he could . . .

[Lester C.]

Lester made up trigunfan1 so when people told him to go play with himself he could . . .
look in the mirror and marvel at the sexy son of a bitch before him.

[Azrael52]

Ok, so this only happens in the Bizarro world, but still...

[Lester C.]

Ok, so this only happens in the Bizarro world, but still...
Lester Carthan is one sexy son of a bitch.

[Vendetta]

but has an unfortunately pungent body odour. It's a bit like...

[Lubichev]

someone who has a creepy love for himself and reeks of needing constant attention and validation.

[Cam63]

The cure for this affliction is...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Vanilla Coke with a nice side of heart stoppage.

[Azrael52]

preferably caused by taking a long walk off of a short cliff.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

In summary, that fancy-pants applecart

[Azrael52]

was no more than a cheap ripoff of the classic saying " . . . "

[Vendetta]

"David Caruso is an annoying tit" as they used to say back in

[Cam63]

New Orleans...

[KevinTBrown]

What th--?

[Lester C.]

What th--?

hell happened

[Lester C.]

to Yogo?:(

[Hurricane]

All your...

[Cam63]

rabid ferrets...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

and Big Country Lobster

[Cam63]

make nice...

[Lester C.]

make nice...

love to...

[KevinTBrown]

love to...

whenever you're...

[Cam63]

in the....

[Pop Syn]

I thought the Rick Olney thread is the NEver Ending Thread.

[Hurricane]

bathroom. Yesterday...

[Cam63]

my carbunkle finally...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

started speaking Thanagarian.

[Azrael52]

What in the

[matterconsumer]

soon to be canceled Hawkman...

[Night Swordsman]

soon to be canceled Hawkman...

are we ever going to get...

[Azrael52]

to replace our

[Reverend Smooth]

...parcheesi-playing oiled yak with?

[Azrael52]

What about a real-life . . . .

[Aggie]

hawkman...

[Night Swordsman]

hawkman...

...or better yet,a hawkGIRL...


(:p )

[Aggie]

she's having a hawk baby...

[Night Swordsman]

...named Aggie,who is always...

[Aggie]

...named Aggie,who is always...


telling someone to "suck on it"...

[Night Swordsman]

telling someone to "suck on it"...

...with squeals of delight while attending Degrassi Junior High...

[Aggie]

where it goes there...

[Night Swordsman]

to allow destruction to follow in her wake,and...

[Cam63]

sell beer to....

[Aggie]

sell beer to....


ethiopian babies...

[Azrael52]

with a penchant for . . .

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

chainfights, beer busts, & service with a grin.

[Cam63]

" Think of the....

[Night Swordsman]

profits to be made...

[Cam63]

if Australians live nearby...

[Aggie]

and force them into participating in local "fight clubs"...

[Night Swordsman]

run and controled by wild blonde women who like...

[Cam63]

debauched knitting circles...

[Aggie]

and crotch kicking...

[Azrael52]

prior to Sunday Mass.

[Cam63]

held in a...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Museum Of Phlegm.

[Cam63]

" That was unpleasant ", said....

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Stumpfuck Pigshitter McPecker, as he...

[Azrael52]

lived up to his name.

[Azrael52]

It's always been hard for him being the only . . .

[Cam63]

vegetarian in Texas who...

[Night Swordsman]

spoke with a Australian accent while...

[Hybrid2]

Sighing "I'm Alive" from Celine Dion ....

[Cam63]

Just then, a thousand missiles...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

went galumphing back...

[TheLazy]

into themselves the future told....

[Azrael52]

of an endless supply of fish-shaped . . .

[Cam63]

suppositories that...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

...sang Pixies songs.

[Cam63]

An infuriated John Lee Hooker...

[Night Swordsman]

,while onstage right after singing "Boom Boom",...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

...suddenly exploded with fur.

[the4thpip]

"It's just fake fur," she said...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

..."but not fake enough."

[Azrael52]

. . . to get an audition at Furries.com.

[Karl J Barnes]

Then they all started...

[Solaris]

...to do the hokey-pokey...

[Karl J Barnes]

and BOY! Did it get turned....

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

into the wrong trousers

[Pink Bat Max]

...When the beautiful Drag Queen sang....

[Cam63]

" I Drink Alone " to...

[Azrael52]

Cam's drum solo.

[Cam63]

The crowd held aloft their lighted...

[Pink Bat Max]

pantyhose, and....

[Cam63]

immediately regretted that when they burned...

[Azrael52]

their collective CENSORED.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Then, the coleslaw enthusiasts...

[Azrael52]

put on their cloaks of . . .

[Pink Bat Max]

put on their cloaks of . . .

....government cheese, and....

[Karl J Barnes]

....government cheese, and....

started singing their...

[YoGo]

Mahna Mahna! DOo do do doo doo...

[Pink Bat Max]

Mahna Mahna! DOo do do doo doo...

It was then that the....

[MsSupaFan]

ring ding-a-ling

[Karl J Barnes]

ring ding-a-ling

Miss Thing let out a...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

March of The Sinister Ducks!

[Pink Bat Max]

The ducks descended upon the unsuspecting.....

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

pachyderms in their time machines, then...

[Pink Bat Max]

pachyderms in their time machines, then...

....the conga line wound through, and....

[Cam63]

Mahna Mahna! DOo do do doo doo...

That looks promising.

[MsSupaFan]

Said the young maiden

[Cam63]

as she sped wrong way down a one way street with coked up sensibilities....

[MsSupaFan]

in her Mazda Miata

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Suddenly, a fairy fart under the cellar door...

[Pink Bat Max]

Suddenly, a fairy fart under the cellar door...

....inspired our heroine to greatness.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Then-- out of nowhere-- Dr. Reginald Spearmint also...

[Cam63]

did a fairy fart....

[Pink Bat Max]

The patriots wept, the young girls cheered, and the neighborhood dogs....

[Azrael52]

(Time Out: Yaaaaaaaayyy! Yogo's here.)

(Time In: ). . . ate their own . . .

[Karl J Barnes]

candied underwear...

[the4thpip]

while dancing to the tune of

[Azrael52]

the theme song from Sanford and Son

[Pink Bat Max]

....as interpreted by Philip Glass.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

One day, on the start of the cheesesteak races...

[Cam63]

someone DIDN'T have a coronary....

[Karl J Barnes]

but had a lot of corn...

[Pink Bat Max]

which unfortunately....

[Cam63]

exploded, causing damage to...

[Pink Bat Max]

exploded, causing damage to...

miles and miles of....

[Cam63]

virgin forest....

[Karl J Barnes]

which wasn't very...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

open about it's actual sexual history.

[Pink Bat Max]

open about it's actual sexual history.

Oh, our heroine was determined to get some answers, but....

[TheLazy]

those answers had too many long words with too many syllables

[Azrael52]

and quite frankly, she just didn't care that much.

[MsSupaFan]

So she sat and ate her curds and whey,

[TheLazy]

"whey the merry go round, what is that sound? what is that sound?"

[Pink Bat Max]

She was shocked when the sound revealed itsself to be....

[Azrael52]

Jiminiy Cricket doing his impersonation of . . .

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

...The Magical Fart Machine.

[Cam63]

playing Stairway To Heaven while...

[TheLazy]

installing shelves up his ass, shelves he bought at

[Pink Bat Max]

installing shelves up his ass, shelves he bought at

...the Rectal Shelving Emporium.

[MsSupaFan]

He also bought

[Pink Bat Max]

He also bought

A delightful assortment of....

[TheLazy]

Tinfoil condoms, flavored to taste like honey and patented by

[Pink Bat Max]

Tinfoil condoms, flavored to taste like honey and patented by

...EvilCorp International. Proceeds were donated to the fund for.....

[TheLazy]

Share holders who work at EvilCorp International, the senate is reviewing the legality of such a donation, but

[Pink Bat Max]

Share holders who work at EvilCorp International, the senate is reviewing the legality of such a donation, but

....the Committee Against Beatnik And Hepcat Contamination of the American Way was tying up the floor with their debate on goatee reform.

[TheLazy]

Which actually started life as goat reform during the early 90's until George W Bush read it.

[MsSupaFan]

In addition, we found that

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

...apparently, silly putty can distort the images of comic strip-characters.

[TheLazy]

Now we tried to find evidence of this for documentation, but Rob Liefield clamped down on his copyright protection.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

And when pressed, Liefeld snapped & fired his...

[MsSupaFan]

bazooka gun at

[Karl J Barnes]

Jim Lee,since Jim...

[Pink Bat Max]

....reminded Rob of his first love, who....

[Pink Bat Max]

....reminded Rob of his first love, who....

[Pink Bat Max]

....reminded Rob of his first love, who....

[Pink Bat Max]

....reminded Rob of his first love, who....

[Pink Bat Max]

....reminded Rob of his first love, who....

[Pink Bat Max]

(sorry for all those recurring posts.... computer problems. Anyone know.... you know... how to erase a post?)

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Finally, the reality-distortion had stopped.

[Karl J Barnes]

Meanwhile back at the Alternative Reality Ranch...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

...where the waffle irons run free-range...

[Karl J Barnes]

and Eggs sing "Home on The Range"...

[Pink Bat Max]

...yes, those Huevos Rancheros were an inspiring sight, riding the range...

[Karl J Barnes]

on their tortilla covered broncos...

[MsSupaFan]

wearing bikinis with thongs..

[Pink Bat Max]

...and doling out three-fisted justice on the frontier of....

[Cam63]

the nose of the wanker who spilled my beer...

[MsSupaFan]

on the blouse of the girl with the big

[Cam63]

personalititties...

[Karl J Barnes]

which are named Susie and the Lazy Eye..

[Pink Bat Max]

with nibblies that can cut....

[Karl J Barnes]

steel cans and dice onions...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

--but wait, there's more!

[Pink Bat Max]

....le cliteroon can uncork wine bottles, and.....

[Cam63]

take the nuts off truck wheels...

[MsSupaFan]

while holding down two

[Azrael52]

Not to mention what they could do the truckers themselves.

[Cam63]

All of a sudden...

[Tad Sivana]

I ate smod

[Pink Bat Max]

I ate smod

It was transcendent, and I.....

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

...just kept flip-flopping on the issue.

[Azrael52]

Because of this, I was compared to W.

[Pink Bat Max]

Because of this, I was compared to W.

(The letter, not the President)

[SkrullEmperorJason]

Everyone sing This is the thread never end this the thread that will never end la la this the thread that will never end

[Aggie]

Everyone sing This is the thread never end this the thread that will never end la la this the thread that will never end

don't forget to use "jazz" hands there on that last note...

[Azrael52]

At least according to Patches McGee.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

In my younger days on the Doughnut farm...

[Azrael52]

I would get made fun of for always growing mine without . . .

[Karl J Barnes]

yeast and flour.Instead,I used...

[Pink Bat Max]

yeast and flour.Instead,I used...

...love. Oh, the crimes against nature I committed when....

[Cam63]

I played my David Hasselhoff cds...

[Pink Bat Max]

I played my David Hasselhoff cds...

..on the...

[Cam63]

London Philharmonic stage...

[Aggie]

London Philharmonic stage...

where everyone puked...

[Pink Bat Max]

where everyone puked...

...gummi-bears into the....

[Karl J Barnes]

...gummi-bears into the....

the third row. Though the patrons didn't seem...

[MsSupaFan]

...to mind the strong egg smell..

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

...but then again, that's a whole 'nother story.

[Aggie]

best left for after sex conversation...

[Pink Bat Max]

best left for after sex conversation...

...and we'll get there soon..... c'mon baby, a little lower.... c'mon..... YEAH.....

[Hybrid2]

Not the flute!

[Karl J Barnes]

No,not the Flute,it's the...

[Pink Bat Max]

No,not the Flute,it's the...

....Monkeypoker 2000!

[Azrael52]

....Monkeypoker 2000!

(Available at K-Mart!)

[Cam63]

as well as the Barry Kotter books...