View Full Version : Which new X-Man....
jarrod
12-06-2009, 03:52 PM
... is primed and ready for Claremazon graduation? For reference, I've noted the holy trinity of main hallmarks for a true Claremazon...
1) Abusively versatile powerset (ie: ionic charging to breath underwater, supersonic travel via phasing outside global gravitational pull, hard light dildos, etc).
2) Strength of character. Usually accompanied by an indomitable will or at least some natural level of aversion to telepathy. Serious HBIC potential.
3) Sexual diversity, with a strong leaning towards lesbian bff pairings.
...so which of the current crop of X-Babies could make it? Poll.
NickFury90
12-06-2009, 03:53 PM
Nice poll you got there
Quinnhop
12-06-2009, 03:55 PM
Surge is sooooo primed for Claremazonization.
tnvolsguy
12-06-2009, 03:56 PM
... is primed and ready for Claremazon graduation? For reference, I've noted the holy trinity the main hallmarks of a Claremazon...
1) Abusively versatile powerset (ie: ionic charging to breath underwater, supersonic travel via phasing outside global gravitational pull, hard light dildos, etc).
2) Strength of character. Usually accompanied by an indomitable will or at least some natural level of aversion to telepathy. HBIC potential.
3) Sexual diversity, with a strong leaning towards lesbian bff pairings.
...so which of the current crop of X-Babies could make it? Poll.
I would have said Dust, but I don't think even Claremont himself could give Sooraya lesbian tendencies. Surge is a good choice. What can electricity NOT do? And her hate of Hellion could easily push her into the arms of some lucky lady.
Seres
12-06-2009, 03:57 PM
Surge. She can travel as electricity and electrocute people and she never stops whining about sex. She has static in her brain making her so stunted that no telepath can ever analyse her, and wants to bang Ms Frost.
creaky
12-06-2009, 03:59 PM
I would have said Dust, but I don't think even Claremont himself could give Sooraya lesbian tendencies.
She'd be wearing tight leather in no time.
I really can't decide! They are all on the verge!
Swashbuckler
12-06-2009, 04:00 PM
I vote for Seres.
Seres
12-06-2009, 04:01 PM
Nobody knows who Trance is. Where is Wind Dancer in your list?
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I vote for Seres.
Honoured! That is a compliment, isn't it? I called Rachel Grey an abortion and everything.
tenlientl
12-06-2009, 04:07 PM
I like X-23 because, well.. she's a bad ass killing machine.
Out of everyone listed, I have high hopes for Pixie. She seems to be very helpful.
jarrod
12-06-2009, 04:17 PM
Where is Wind Dancer in your list?
Who? Was he on the bus or something?
Prodigy55
12-06-2009, 04:18 PM
Wind Dancer duh!
Absolutely versatile power: carry sounds on the wind, cause people to faint by pressurizing the air in their ears, create winds sharp enough to cut through metal, superior telekinesis substitute
Strength of character: Leader of the New Mutants, willing to fight FBI agents to save Wither, only one to befriend Wallflower, destroying her father's supermarket and then later attacking him and the butler, forcing the New Mutants to solve their problems at the campfire
Sexual Diversity: Flirting with Hellion, Icarus and Wallflower, most revealing costume
Claremont even turned her into more of a Clareamazon by giving her weather control powers in X-Men #165.
Bling!. That dirty diva is half way there already. Strong mentally and physically plus she's a dykerrina.
Personamanx
12-06-2009, 07:23 PM
.........Im gonna say Blindfold, and Armour.
Psycwave
12-06-2009, 08:37 PM
The choice is Dust. Clearly reminiscnt of a early era Storm, Sooraya's mohawk phase shall be even more epic.
lockerogue
12-06-2009, 09:12 PM
The choice is Dust. Clearly reminiscnt of a early era Storm, Sooraya's mohawk phase shall be even more epic.
It will happen soon. The side eye she gives to everyone is just the beginning.
jarrod
12-08-2009, 01:14 PM
Surge is dominating.
WTF @ Bling! She's practically already a Claremazon! ;_;
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