Who's "man" enough to bed the Scarlet Witch? [Archive]

Talisman

11-30-2009, 04:14 PM

She's had failed romances with the Vision, Wonder Man and Hawkeye, so who's man enough to satisfy this crimson coquette?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2510/3745315102_06618675e8_b.jpg

Thor--he's certainly got the credentials, but can he hammer it home? Does the hype live up to the challenge?

Ares--has a lot of big guns, but is he over-compensating?

Hercules--can he get over himself enough to keep the witches interest?

Carol--they've shared the Vision and Wonder Man, now what's left?

Hank--at least it's not Jocasta.

Jocasta--at least it's not Hank.

The Sentry--will he last long enough, or will he become a puddle and start crying again?

The Vision again--just to burn Cassie 1 more time?

The Black Panther--for some Jungle Fever?

Name your own!

coveredinbees

11-30-2009, 04:15 PM

Captain America-She likes watching him work out.

Sighphi

11-30-2009, 04:18 PM

Hasnt she gone out already with, like, a quarter of the MU?

Talisman

11-30-2009, 04:19 PM

Hasnt she gone out already with, like, a quarter of the MU?
You're quite mistaken. For being adventurous with her wardrobe, she is quite demure with whom she beds.

coveredinbees

11-30-2009, 04:20 PM

I think only:
Angel, Clint, Vision, Cap, Wonder Man

Talisman

11-30-2009, 04:21 PM

I think only:
Angel, Clint, Vision, Cap, Wonder Man

Don't forget Wonder Man.

Edit. You edited as I posted.

coveredinbees

11-30-2009, 04:21 PM

I only wish I could.

stillanerd

11-30-2009, 04:34 PM

Hmm, no one is suggesting the 616 take a cue from the Ultimate Universe and have her in a relationship with Quicksilver? :tongue: I kid, I kid!

Prodigy55

11-30-2009, 04:41 PM

Angel is perfect.

Monty_Cristo

11-30-2009, 04:53 PM

isn't it morally unethical to bed a crazy woman? you can't give consent if you're not in your right mind. *cough* Clint Barton *cough*

coveredinbees

11-30-2009, 04:54 PM

Depending on how you read it, she may have done the forcing. Wanda is a monster.

Elijah Dexan

11-30-2009, 05:10 PM

IronMagnus

11-30-2009, 05:24 PM

Whomever it may be it must be a long term relationship. Wanda doesn't do one night stands. They must then go to a kooky family barbecue/reunion with Pietro, Polaris, Magneto, Wiccan, Speed, and Crystal. Hilarity would then ensue

So, Hercules. Who can bring his wife Hebe to the BBQ. And Herc would score with Crystal as well before the night was over.

Monty_Cristo

11-30-2009, 05:27 PM

Talisman

11-30-2009, 05:31 PM

she had a one-night stand with Cap.
Only because she got Bendis'ed. You should be able to sympathize with her fans.

Monty_Cristo

11-30-2009, 05:33 PM

Only because she got Bendis'ed. You should be able to sympathize with her fans.

who says that i don't?

Talisman

11-30-2009, 05:35 PM

who says that i don't?

Oh, well, carry on.

Finganforn

11-30-2009, 05:35 PM

Wait, I wanna vote on another option: Myself. She is hot, she has got magic, and she is nuts, too bad she is not real :(

Elijah Dexan

11-30-2009, 05:43 PM

she had a one-night stand with Cap.

True but luckily I erased that from my personal fanboy canon

coveredinbees

11-30-2009, 05:52 PM

Only because she got Bendis'ed. You should be able to sympathize with her fans.
That Cap issue was the most amazing piece of literature to ever print.

mindcrime

11-30-2009, 06:01 PM

i cant believe you didnt put tony stark in this list people....come on. he just hasnt done her cuz he hates magic. but if he set his sights on her....come on, you know he'd get her.:biggrin:

mattbib

11-30-2009, 07:13 PM

Warren!!!!!!

Gabe De Los Muertos

11-30-2009, 07:15 PM

Sentry. They can do heroin and share their mid-life crises.

sneggz

11-30-2009, 07:16 PM

Nightcrawler.

scribbleMind

11-30-2009, 07:33 PM

Blue Marvel

:eek:

IronMagnus

11-30-2009, 07:53 PM

Blue Marvel

:eek:

He does like the white women.

Monty_Cristo

11-30-2009, 08:02 PM

Nightcrawler.

He does like "gypsies."

Firebaton

11-30-2009, 08:05 PM

I went with Hercules. He knows the crazy being an Olympian and all. Plus she would have a lot more fun with him than most of the list.

Syrant

11-30-2009, 08:26 PM

Spider-Man. She's totally out of his league, like every woman he's with. (Then again, I think he might hate her.)

Rogue and Scarlet Witch would be pretty hot, if not a little weird.

Greg Anderson

11-30-2009, 08:30 PM

Doctor Voodoo. :cool:

rick

11-30-2009, 08:32 PM

Oh come on gang, we all know that there is only one guy for Wanda......

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8854/pietromaximoffearth6160.jpg

:biggrin:

Greg Anderson

11-30-2009, 08:37 PM

Oh come on gang, we all know that there is only one guy for Wanda......

:biggrin:

Ha! Touche, my friend! :biggrin:

solarstorm

11-30-2009, 10:29 PM

Iron Man/Tony.
Wanda had a huge crush on him in the 90s Iron Man cartoon.

Plus, he's a major ladiesman who could handle a little crazy. With everything he's dealt with, Wanda shouldn't be too rough. Plus, he's got more than enough experience to please her.

Moose967

11-30-2009, 10:41 PM

Only because she got Bendis'ed. You should be able to sympathize with her fans.

Bendis didn't write "Captain America & The Falcon".

Addams

11-30-2009, 10:42 PM

The Hulk, definitely "man" enough to bed her. ^^

ROM_Reborn

11-30-2009, 10:48 PM

Amadeus Cho

Talisman

12-01-2009, 04:42 AM

Bendis didn't write "Captain America & The Falcon".
No, but he did write Avengers disassembled which lead to her not dating Cap as he wrote her effing crazy.

Talisman

12-01-2009, 04:43 AM

He does like "gypsies."
I'd like to see a fight between Wanda and Amanda Sefton over Nightcrawler's 2 dongs.

cernunnos

12-01-2009, 03:03 PM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2510/3745315102_06618675e8_b.jpg

She can warp my reality anytime! :biggrin: :redface:

To answer the question, I say let Thor or Hercules have a crack at her.

Monty_Cristo

12-01-2009, 03:16 PM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2510/3745315102_06618675e8_b.jpg

i held out as long as i could. why are there 3 gloves in that picture?! i've heard of vaginal dentata. you telling me that she's got an entire arm down there? :eek:

coveredinbees

12-01-2009, 03:24 PM

She's so toned.

americocaine

12-01-2009, 04:15 PM

psylocke..

4sake

12-01-2009, 04:27 PM

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/645807-nightcrawler_brandon_peterson03_large.jpg (http://www.comicvine.com/nightcrawler_brandon_peterson03/105-645807/)

coveredinbees

12-01-2009, 05:53 PM

psylocke..
I searched for hours for pictures of them together and gave up the pairing when I found nothing. Carol all the way.

matthewaos

12-01-2009, 05:54 PM

Carol yes!!

Talisman

12-01-2009, 05:56 PM

i held out as long as i could. why are there 3 gloves in that picture?! i've heard of vaginal dentata. you telling me that she's got an entire arm down there? :eek:

She also has 2 pieces of head gear. I just think it's to showcase her several looks through the years.

Iron Maiden

12-01-2009, 06:04 PM

She's so toned.

But the spray on tan is kinda tacky.

Warhammer3025

12-01-2009, 06:07 PM

Ultimate Hulk!

DKR

12-01-2009, 07:09 PM

Ultimate Hulk!

He'll rip her in half.:tongue: Giggety.

giovedi

12-02-2009, 06:11 AM

Norman? They're both kind of crazy. Two of them together and it might cancel the crazy out of them.

I was always sort of "WTF" about Clint sleeping with her. He flirted with her so relentlessly, though, back in the day, I guess he finally got it out of his system.

Amazon Fan

12-02-2009, 06:38 AM

Well, she did have a flirtation with Hercules back when he first joined the Avengers, so if she could get past the whole issue of him being married, that could work - if he could stop boinking Namora long enough.