RITA's CIV: To Me, Fair Friend, You Never Can Be Old

[Chris N]

No Street Fighter?

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

No Street Fighter?

"Troopers! The war is over. BAWT...we can all go home."

[i_mmmchocolate]

Getting ready for a testosterone-filled and drunk-induced night full of horrible Van Damme movies, pro wrestling, and deep-fried burritos.
Fire in the hole!

[Mermaid]

For some reason, I thought I factored in booze as one of the three. Add booze to that. Two out of four is still pretty good.



We actually watched the first three back-to-back-to-back in January (caught Double Impact later). It amazed me that Jean Claude was not scared of the ginger kid that was his niece. As for Kickboxer, I love how they pan to the dog on occasion as if she has something insightful to say regarding Van Damme's training.

the dog hey? any mice in it?


Good Morning Rita's!

[howyadoin]

Fire in the hole!Must've been one of Van Damme's early movies.

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

the dog hey? any mice in it?


Good Morning Rita's!

No, but there is a random falcon on occasion. Wait. They eat mice. Nevermind...

And...morning!

[Mermaid]

No, but there is a random falcon on occasion. Wait. They eat mice. Nevermind...

And...morning!

ha! Sounds like a good night! I've never had a deep friend burrito in my life....in fact I don't even think i've had a burrito. Mexican food isn't that big around here.

[Ronald Bryan]

Must've been one of Van Damme's early movies.
It's in French.

[howyadoin]

ha! Sounds like a good night! I've never had a deep friend burrito in my life....in fact I don't even think i've had a burrito. Mexican food isn't that big around here.No Halloween, and no Mexican food?

Australia sounds more and more like hell all the time.

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

ha! Sounds like a good night! I've never had a deep friend burrito in my life....in fact I don't even think i've had a burrito. Mexican food isn't that big around here.

No...no Mexican food? I...am at a loss for words. And wounded.

[Ray R.]

Must've been one of Van Damme's early movies.

Fire In the Hole was very good.

Let's take a look:

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l67/rrivard/dammedance.gif

[i_mmmchocolate]

http://files.myopera.com/BOSOX/albums/36990/elaine%20dance.gif

Must've been one of Van Damme's early movies.
Or, it could be referring to the pro-wrestling. Or, the deep-fried burrito.

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

Fire In the Hole was very good.

Let's take a look:

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l67/rrivard/dammedance.gif

Textbook Van Damme acting.

[Ronald Bryan]

No Halloween, and no Mexican food?

Australia sounds more and more like hell all the time.
Next we'll hear that they don't have Mexican busboys either.

[i_mmmchocolate]

That's my favorite van Damme GIF.

[i_mmmchocolate]

Let's take a look:

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l67/rrivard/dammedance.gif
Nice cameltoe.

[Mermaid]

No Halloween, and no Mexican food?

Australia sounds more and more like hell all the time.

heh! Yes there is Mexican food, just not in vast quantities, I think i've been to one Mexican Rest. in about 20 years.

[Matt]

Bwa ha ha!

Supposed psychic John Edwards is on morning TV here right now, supposedly doing a reading of someone.
It's absolutely hilarious that anyone could possibly believe that this guy can really do what he claims - his cold questioning techniques are readily apparent.

This guy just seems to be a dangerous fraud that preys on the emotional insecurities of his targets.

[Guapo Méndez]

Looks like Kickboxer and Bloodsport at the moment. Granted that Bloodsport is fine, Kickboxer is horrible on many levels.

You want Van Damme crap?

Black Eagle. Chase it down with Cyborg.

[howyadoin]

Fire In the Hole was very good.

Let's take a look:

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l67/rrivard/dammedance.gifOh, there's a chick in it? It's not one of his early movies, then.

[Ronald Bryan]

Replicant is on Showtime West.

[jesse_custer]

You want Van Damme crap?

Black Eagle. Chase it down with Cyborg.

Oh yeah. Black Eagle is a rarely discussed one. He plays a bad guy in that movie.

[Alex L]

Getting ready for a testosterone-filled and drunk-induced night full of horrible Van Damme movies, pro wrestling, and deep-fried burritos.


Fire in the hole!

Yeah, those burritos are gonna be hell on the colon.

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

You want Van Damme crap?

Black Eagle. Chase it down with Cyborg.

lol. Oh, that just sounds terrible. Could be worse. I could watch that movie with Dennis Rodman.

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

Yeah, those burritos are gonna be hell on the colon.

Reminds me of the South Park episode. Chipoltaway.

[Ronald Bryan]

Oh, Van Damme with long hair is now terrorizing Van Damme with short hair.

[Mermaid]

ok breakfast....and coffee.....lots of coffee...

[Jeremi]

Oh, Van Damme with long hair is now terrorizing Van Damme with short hair.

Speaking of Van Damme, for a good (?!) Van Damme movie watch JCVD. It's Van Damme...starring as Van Damme! Mind blowing!

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

Oh, Van Damme with long hair is now terrorizing Van Damme with short hair.

Hard Target is the only flick that I can think of where he is rocking a mullet. Are there others?

[howyadoin]

ok breakfast....and coffee.....lots of coffee...Do they have bacon in Australia?

[Matt]

Of course we bloody do.

[jesse_custer]

Speaking of Van Damme, for a good (?!) Van Damme movie watch JCVD. It's Van Damme...starring as Van Damme! Mind blowing!

Yeah, that is a legitimately good movie.

[Alex L]

Reminds me of the South Park episode. Chipoltaway.

Haven't seen it, but now I'm scared.

[howyadoin]

Of course we bloody do.Hey, if you don't have Halloween, anything's possible.

[DoctorDoom]

It is awesome to be home.

[Ronald Bryan]

Of course we bloody do.
But is it regular, or Canadian? Do you call ham bacon?

[Michael P]

It is awesome to be home.

You have a very open definition of "awesome."

[howyadoin]

You have a very open definition of "awesome."Keep in mind her house has a Batcave.








Allegedly.

[DoctorDoom]

You have a very open definition of "awesome."
I'm drained. Lots of walking today. Being hoome and sitting in my comfy laptop chair IS awesome to me.

For work-related reasons, went to the parade today. It was fun, and got quite a few autographs for myself, my brother, and Grandpa.

[Alex L]

Do they have bacon in Australia?


Of course we bloody do.

Australian bacon?

Now I'm pondering what they call Canadian bacon up in Canada.

Or do they just call it bacon, and our stuff American bacon?

Bret?

[Spike-X]

Personally, I prefer butter.

So you're saying you like butter better?

Better than batter?

[thespianphryne]

Australian bacon?

Now I'm pondering what they call Canadian bacon up in Canada.

Or do they just call it bacon, and our stuff American bacon?

Bret?

They call bacon bacon. "Canadian" bacon is back bacon.

[DoctorDoom]

So you're saying you like butter better?

Better than batter?
Oh come on!

[howyadoin]

Australian bacon?

Now I'm pondering what they call Canadian bacon up in Canada.

Or do they just call it bacon, and our stuff American bacon?

Bret?No, we don't call it Bret. That would just be weird.


So you're saying you like butter better?

Better than batter?Don't get me started. I'm still a little bitter.

[Mermaid]

No, we don't call it Bret. That would just be weird.

Don't get me started. I'm still a little bitter.

I like to call mine Bret.

It makes breakfast better, better than butter and batter.

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

Don't get me started. I'm still a little bitter.

About appearing on the blotter?

[Spike-X]

No Halloween, and no Mexican food?

Australia sounds more and more like hell all the time.


No...no Mexican food? I...am at a loss for words. And wounded.

Well, we do have this, but somehow I don't think it's quite the same.

http://www.mygroceryshop.com.au/images/old%20el%20paso%20burroto.jpg

I guess it's hard to have real Mexican food when you don't have real Mexicans.

[jessecuster3]

Holy crap! Two months or so ago, I answered a question about Michael Jordan over Twitter, for Gatorade, and I won a prize.

Fast forward to today, coming home from work. I walk into my building and propped up is a box addressed to me that is at least 4 feet by 2 feet! Inside was a Gatorade towel and squeeze bottle, an ESPN magazine special issue about him, and this huge really nice frame with the 7 MJ labels that they had used on bottles.

[jessecuster3]

Oh come on!

For the record, I really like the cake batter ice cream at Coldstone.

Real cake batter, not so much.

[Mermaid]

Well, we do have this, but somehow I don't think it's quite the same.

http://www.mygroceryshop.com.au/images/old%20el%20paso%20burroto.jpg

I guess it's hard to have real Mexican food when you don't have real Mexicans.

Cam63 calls me Mexican. That makes you Mexican too Spike coz yer from Victoria. Go figure.

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

Well, we do have this, but somehow I don't think it's quite the same.

http://www.mygroceryshop.com.au/images/old%20el%20paso%20burroto.jpg

I guess it's hard to have real Mexican food when you don't have real Mexicans.

When I was in Korea, there was a restaurant called "Fiji Island Mexican Restaurant." Something tells me someone had just returned from a trip to Fiji.

[Mermaid]

Holy crap! Two months or so ago, I answered a question about Michael Jordan over Twitter, for Gatorade, and I won a prize.

Fast forward to today, coming home from work. I walk into my building and propped up is a box addressed to me that is at least 4 feet by 2 feet! Inside was a Gatorade towel and squeeze bottle, an ESPN magazine special issue about him, and this huge really nice frame with the 7 MJ labels that they had used on bottles.

Congrats! Nice surprise to come home to.

[jessecuster3]

Congrats! Nice surprise to come home to.

Yeah its wonderful. What am I going to do with a huge frame of a bunch of Gatorade labels?

[Mermaid]

Yeah its wonderful. What am I going to do with a huge frame of a bunch of Gatorade labels?

Garage? Rumpus Room?

[Guapo Méndez]

When I was in Korea, there was a restaurant called "Fiji Island Mexican Restaurant." Something tells me someone had just returned from a trip to Fiji.

Dammit, now I want to have Mexican food.
How am I going to solve that problem?

[Guapo Méndez]

Garage? Rumpus Room?

Weave them into a sarape?

[DoctorDoom]

For the record, I really like the cake batter ice cream at Coldstone.

Real cake batter, not so much.
Wait, there's an ice cream? YES!

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

Dammit, now I want to have Mexican food.
How am I going to solve that problem?

I dunno, dude. Given where you hail from, it might be pretty hard...

[jessecuster3]

Garage? Rumpus Room?

I live in a one bedroom apartment.


Wait, there's an ice cream? YES!

Have you never been to a Coldstone?

[howyadoin]

I like to call mine Bret.

It makes breakfast better, better than butter and batter.Do you say, "mmm, Bret," and rub your tummy?



Wow, that sounds dirty.

[StoneGold]

http://www.google.com/logos/bert_ernie-hp.gif

[jessecuster3]

I like the Cookie Monster one.

[howyadoin]

I like the Cookie Monster one.Yeah, that one was pretty awesome.

[Mermaid]

I live in a one bedroom apartment.



Have you never been to a Coldstone?


eBay?


Do you say, "mmm, Bret," and rub your tummy?



Wow, that sounds dirty.


no....most certainly not!



....I save that for when i'm in the shower

[DoctorDoom]

I live in a one bedroom apartment.



Have you never been to a Coldstone?
I have never been to a Coldstone.

[Athena Bast]

This GIO ad makes me laugh.
It's narrated by that guy who was the storyteller in '300'. I keep expecting him to suddenly start shouting about SPARTA!!!!

Daisy Wenham!

[Michael P]

I have never been to a Coldstone.

There's one on 42nd, last time I looked.

Ben & Jerry's also makes it.

[Mermaid]

There's one on 42nd, last time I looked.

Ben & Jerry's also makes it.

don't have Ben and Jerry's here. (although that's about to change)

Remind me exactly why I live here again?

[StoneGold]

I have never been to a Coldstone.

Nah, too easy.

[StoneGold]

Dick Towel! (http://www.dicktowel.com/)

http://www.dicktowel.com/images/thumbs_up.jpg

[howyadoin]

no....most certainly not!



....I save that for when i'm in the showerNow there's an image to keep me warm at night.


don't have Ben and Jerry's here. (although that's about to change)

Remind me exactly why I live here again?The BeeGees?

[DoctorDoom]

Nah, too easy.
There's nothing perverted about Coldstone.

Right?

[StoneGold]

There's nothing perverted about Coldstone.

Right?

Similarities of names.

[DoctorDoom]

There's one on 42nd, last time I looked.

Ben & Jerry's also makes it.
Thanks Michael.

According to the site, there's one on the Island, too.

[DoctorDoom]

Similarities of names.
What names?

[StoneGold]

What names?

Change the G to a C. Or vice versa.

[howyadoin]

What names?ColdStone, GoldStone.

[Mermaid]

What names?


I have no idea either. He's a little bit strange.

[Athena Bast]

He should tell him it's less abusive than letting him go through life with the Sweater on his Johnson. I don't care how "Natural" it is, that shit looks weird!

I've had more fun with the guys with sweaters than the ones without. They were always less nervous about getting a blowjob.

[Ronald Bryan]

I have no idea either. He's a little bit strange.
You know, Jeremy and Coldstone sound the exact same.

[Mermaid]

Better get out and enjoy me some of this sunshine!


see you honey bunnies later

[Alex L]

I have never been to a Coldstone.

Eh. Not bad, a little on the overpriced side.

Heavy ice cream, though.


You know, Jeremy and Coldstone sound the exact same.

*thud*

[Matt]

Better get out and enjoy me some of this sunshine!


see you honey bunnies later

Yeah, go collect some more skin cancer.

[howyadoin]

Better get out and enjoy me some of this sunshine!


see you honey bunnies laterNice. Have a good time.


Yeah, go collect some more skin cancer.Mmmm, skin cancer.

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

I'm out. Something tells me I will be around in the early morning hours.

[Ronald Bryan]

I'm out. Something tells me I will be around in the early morning hours.
Good luck with that.

[Athena Bast]

As someone posing as a woman on the internet. Ever encounter the snake with the sweater?

Did it freak you out?

I had a couple drawing models that were uncut and it freaked me out.

Some were really "cute" with the "sweater". Some without said "sweater" looked horribly underdressed.

[DoctorDoom]

Change the G to a C. Or vice versa.


ColdStone, GoldStone.

Ah. How clever.

[howyadoin]

I'm out. Something tells me I will be around in the early morning hours.Later, fucker.

[DoctorDoom]

Better get out and enjoy me some of this sunshine!


see you honey bunnies later
Bye, Mermaid.

[DoctorDoom]

Eh. Not bad, a little on the overpriced side.

Heavy ice cream, though.



*thud*
What are your favorite flavors from them?

[DoctorDoom]

And when did it become mainstream to like raw cookie dough and cake batter?

(I always thought I was weird because of the former, and just found out that I really liked the latter)

[howyadoin]

And when did it become mainstream to like raw cookie dough and cake batter?Licking the beaters after someone made a cake was always a huge part of my childhood.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3502/4029739028_c21583b8bb.jpg

[Michael P]

And when did it become mainstream to like raw cookie dough and cake batter?

(I always thought I was weird because of the former, and just found out that I really liked the latter)

Quite a while ago.

Don't worry, though. You're still weird.

[Athena Bast]

Watching 80s videos and this struck me- why, when the band moves away from their instruments and do some sort of group ensemble act, it's the drummer who is most awkward and out of sync?

Watch Van Halen dance in "Hot For Teacher". Prime example of such.

[jessecuster3]

I have never been to a Coldstone.

Oh my lord, you would literally die in there, they actually fold your toppings into the ice cream. My girl always gets this one, that is cake batter, pecans, brownies and some caramel.


There's one on 42nd, last time I looked.

Ben & Jerry's also makes it.


Coldstone doesn't actually put the batter in the ice cream, it is just flavored that way.

[DoctorDoom]

Licking the beaters after someone made a cake was always a huge part of my childhood.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3502/4029739028_c21583b8bb.jpg
That was a huge part of my teen-hood. Just never realized how much I liked it.

[DoctorDoom]

Oh my lord, you would literally die in there, they actually fold your toppings into the ice cream. My girl always gets this one, that is cake batter, pecans, brownies and some caramel.




Coldstone doesn't actually put the batter in the ice cream, it is just flavored that way.
That sounds so amazing. I'm so hungry now.

Going to get my footlong now.

[howyadoin]

Going to get my footlong now.Of course you are.

[K'Nort]

Licking the beaters after someone made a cake was always a huge part of my childhood.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3502/4029739028_c21583b8bb.jpg

When I was about 12, I was making a cake from a box. My mother had an ancient handheld electric mixer. The cord could be unplugged from the side for some reason and it liked to randomly unplug itself. And in this instance, the cord came unplugged from the mixer and fell in the batter. I fished it out and automatically stuck it in my mouth to get the batter off.

And I had braces.

[Athena Bast]

http://probablybadnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129018432003814839.jpg

[K'Nort]

Oh and I'm a big fan of Coldstone too. Especially their oatmeal cookie ice cream.

[Michael P]

http://probablybadnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129018432003814839.jpg
Okay, there's no way that's not intentional.

[Athena Bast]

http://probablybadnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129018446444976182.jpg

[Athena Bast]

http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/426x639/k_n/McQueen3_blog_v_26oct09_mag_b.jpg

[Athena Bast]

http://wedinator.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/1212747975_46.jpg

[Chris N]

What are your favorite flavors from them?

What's the one with the strawberry and caramel and graham cracker. Because that would be it. Though I can't even finish a small.

[howyadoin]

Okay, there's no way that's not intentional.
Fuckin' headline must've written itself.

[jessecuster3]

Oh and I'm a big fan of Coldstone too. Especially their oatmeal cookie ice cream.

I am so lame, I want to try other things but I cannot resist just getting Heath Bar in it.

[Michael P]

Well, Jeopardy is pre-empted so ABC can masturbate over human tragedy, and I'm officially in one of my moods.

[Athena Bast]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-last-name-fail.jpg

[DoctorDoom]

Quite a while ago.

Don't worry, though. You're still weird.
Thanks, Michael. I feel reassured.

[Michael P]

Thanks, Michael. I feel reassured.

That's what I'm here for.

[DoctorDoom]

What's the one with the strawberry and caramel and graham cracker. Because that would be it. Though I can't even finish a small.
You can't finish a small? That's surprising. Well, for a guy anyway.

[Michael P]

You can't finish a small? That's surprising. Well, for a guy anyway.

From what I remember, Coldstone has a pretty liberal definition of "small."

[K'Nort]

You can't finish a small? That's surprising. Well, for a guy anyway.

Their stuff is super rich. And plentiful.

[DoctorDoom]

Well, Jeopardy is pre-empted so ABC can masturbate over human tragedy, and I'm officially in one of my moods.
Because Jeopardy's not on? You're easily riled.

I must make a note to kidnap Alex Trebek.

[DoctorDoom]

Their stuff is super rich. And plentiful.
i think I'll get some tomorrow.

[Chris N]

Their stuff is super rich. And plentiful.

So I find.

[Chris N]

i think I'll get some tomorrow.

I think we should rename the out-of-context thread after you

[Michael P]

Because Jeopardy's not on? You're easily riled.

I must make a note to kidnap Alex Trebek.

It's been a long day, and I treasure my release.

Also, ABC devoting a full hour to first the Fort Hood shootings, and then a mass shooting retrospective, is just masturbatory.

[DoctorDoom]

The latest CSI:NY makes me never want to be covered in any sort of food ever again.

[Donald M.]

The latest CSI:NY makes me never want to be covered in any sort of food ever again.

*hides whipped cream behind back*

Well, there go my weekend plans.

[K'Nort]

i think I'll get some tomorrow.

They also have 6-packs of these to take home :

http://ladybugsmile.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/sweet-cream-sweet-treat-cupcake.jpg

[DoctorDoom]

It's been a long day, and I treasure my release.

To Alex Trebek? To each their own...


Also, ABC devoting a full hour to first the Fort Hood shootings, and then a mass shooting retrospective, is just masturbatory.

That's a shame.

[Michael P]

To Alex Trebek? To each their own...

Intellectual and emotional release, smartass.

[DoctorDoom]

I think we should rename the out-of-context thread after you
Eh.

Cake batter, sex, same pleasures, similar taste explosions.

[DoctorDoom]

Intellectual and emotional release, smartass.
Hey, you wouldn't have let that slide either!

[K'Nort]

Cake batter, sex, same pleasures, similar taste exlosions.

I wish.
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[DoctorDoom]

*hides whipped cream behind back*

Well, there go my weekend plans.
Please. You're from Boston.

Mmm... Boston Creme.

[Michael P]

I live in a town called Millhaven
And it's small and it's mean and it's cold
But if you come around just as the sun goes down
You can watch the whole town turn to gold
It's around about then that I used to go a-roaming
Singing La la la la La la la lie
All God's children they all gotta die

My name is Loretta but I prefer Lottie
I'm closing in on my fifteenth year
And if you think you have seen a pair of eyes more green
Then you sure didn't see them around here
My hair is yellow and I'm always a-combing
La la la la La la la lie
Mama often told me we all got to die

You must have heard about The Curse Of Millhaven
How last Christmas Bill Blake's little boy didn't come home
They found him next week in One Mile Creek
His head bashed in and his pockets full of stones
Well, just imagine all the wailing and moaning
La la la la La la la lie
Even little Billy Blake's boy, he had to die

Then Professor O'Rye from Millhaven High
Found nailed to his door his prize-winning terrier
Then next day the old fool brought little Biko to school
And we all had to watch as he buried her
His eulogy to Biko had all the tears a-flowing
La la la la La la la lie
Even God's little creatures, Little Biko had to die

Our little town fell into a state of shock
A lot of people were saying things that made little sense
Then the next thing you know the head of Handyman Joe
Was found in the fountain of the Mayor's residence
Foul play can really get a small town going
La la la la La la la lie
Even God's children all have to die

Then, in a cruel twist of fate, old Mrs Colgate
Was stabbed but the job was not complete
The last thing she said before the cops pronounced her dead
Was, "My killer is Loretta and she lives across the street!"
Twenty cops burst through my door without even phoning
La la la la La la la lie
The young ones, the old ones, they all gotta die

Yes, it is I, Lottie. The Curse Of Millhaven
I've struck horror in the heart of this town
Like my eyes ain't green and my hair ain't yellow
It's more like the other way around
I gotta pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming
La la la la La la la lie
Sooner or later we all gotta die

Since I was no bigger than a weevil they've been saying I was evil
That if "bad" was a boot that I'd fit it
That I'm a wicked young lady, but I've been trying hard lately
O fuck it! I'm a monster! I admit it!
It makes me so mad my blood really starts a-going
La la la la La la la lie
Mama always told me that we all gotta die

Yeah, I drowned the Blakey kid, stabbed Mrs. Colgate, I admit
Did the handyman with his circular saw in his garden shed
But I never crucified little Biko, that was two junior high school psychos
Stinky Bohoon and his friend with the pumpkin-sized head
I'll sing to the lot, now you got me going
La la la la La la la lie
All God's children have all gotta die

There were all the others, all our sisters and brothers
You assumed were accidents, best forgotten
Recall the children who broke through the ice on Lake Tahoo?
Everyone assumed the "Warning" signs had followed them to the bottom
Well, they're underneath the house where I do quite a bit of stowing
La la la la La la la lie
Even twenty little children, they had to die

And the fire of '91 that razed the Bella Vista slum
There was the biggest shit-fight this country's ever seen
Insurance companies ruined, land lords getting sued
All cause of wee girl with a can of gasoline
Those flames really roared when the wind started blowing
La la la la La la la lie
Rich man, poor man, all got to die

Well I confessed to all these crimes and they put me on trial
I was laughing when they took me away
Off to the asylum in an old black Mariah
It ain't home, but you know, it's fucking better than jail
It ain't such bad old place to have a home in
La la la la La la la lie
All God's children they all gotta die

Now I got shrinks that will not rest with their endless Rorschach tests
I keep telling them they're out to get me
They ask me if I feel remorse and I answer, "Why of course!
There is so much more I could have done if they'd let me!"
So it's Rorschach and Prozac and everything is groovy
Singing La la la la La la la lie
All God's children they all have to die
La la la la La la la lie
I'm happy as a lark and everything is fine
Singing La la la la La la la lie
Yeah, everything is groovy and everything is fine
Singing La la la la La la la lie
All God's children they gotta die

[DoctorDoom]

They also have 6-packs of these to take home :

http://ladybugsmile.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/sweet-cream-sweet-treat-cupcake.jpg
That looks delicious.

[GozertheGozarian]

The latest CSI:NY makes me never want to be covered in any sort of food ever again.
CSI makes me never want to watch TV again.

[DoctorDoom]

I wish.
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You've never eaten anything that was nearly orgasmic, or highly pleasurable?

[Michael P]

You've never eaten anything that was nearly orgasmic, or highly pleasurable?

I think she means the other way around.

[DoctorDoom]

I think she means the other way around.
I think I see.

[Donald M.]

I wish.
---------

I've heard pineapple juice can help with that.

[Athena Bast]

Not only are they making a live action/CG hybrid Yogi Bear movie.... they've got Dan Ackroyd as Yogi.
















And Justin Timberlake as Boo Boo.

[Donald M.]

Not only are they making a live action/CG hybrid Yogi Bear movie.... they've got Dan Ackroyd as Yogi.

And Justin Timberlake as Boo Boo.

Coming next Summer: A Pic-A-Nic Basket full of poo.

[Puma]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/funny-pictures-leopard-catches-tail.jpg

[Chris N]

That choice sounds like a boo boo.

[GozertheGozarian]

Not only are they making a live action/CG hybrid Yogi Bear movie.... they've got Dan Ackroyd as Yogi.
















And Justin Timberlake as Boo Boo.
We can expect to see My Dick in a Picnic Basket on the soundtrack.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Ya know ...I am a big wrestling fan when I wanna be. But even I will admit that the WWE writers (who are failed sitcom writers and old bookers) aren't that good. And even if they had Hollywood actors saying the lines they write...it would still suck. :tongue:

[Donald M.]

Ya know ...I am a big wrestling fan when I wanna be. But even I will admit that the WWE writers (who are failed sitcom writers and old bookers) aren't that good. And even if they had Hollywood actors saying the lines they write...it would still suck. :tongue:

Ha! Did you see the recent wrestling episode of South Park? It was so true.

[DoctorDoom]

Ya know ...I am a big wrestling fan when I wanna be. But even I will admit that the WWE writers (who are failed sitcom writers and old bookers) aren't that good. And even if they had Hollywood actors saying the lines they write...it would still suck. :tongue:
What brought this current "revelation" about?

[Mermaid]

Ya know ...I am a big wrestling fan when I wanna be. But even I will admit that the WWE writers (who are failed sitcom writers and old bookers) aren't that good. And even if they had Hollywood actors saying the lines they write...it would still suck. :tongue:

I watch it just for the corny lines! I don't see it that often but the one that sticks in my mind was the one where the lady was in the wheelchair (supposedly for life) and she gets in an argument with that long haired dude and gets up and walks to carry on shouting at him. His face was a picture.

[DoctorDoom]

Wow, I'm really lonely tonight.

Anyone want to join me in drinking Bailey's, or your alcohol of choice?

[GozertheGozarian]

I have some vodka.

[jessecuster3]

Wow, I'm really lonely tonight.

Anyone want to join me in drinking Bailey's, or your alcohol of choice?

We are drinking wine.

[Rallura]

Evening people.

[Ronald Bryan]

I've still got a couple of things to drink.

[Rallura]

I shall not be drinking.

[Ronald Bryan]

I shall not be drinking.

Not even a little Mountain Dew?

[Rallura]

Not even a little Mountain Dew?


I hate Mountain Dew.

[DoctorDoom]

I hate Mountain Dew.


Not even near or far?
Not even upside down in a car?
You do not like it, do you?
You do not like Mountain Dew.

[Rallura]

Not even near or far?
Not even upside down in a car?
You do not like it, do you?
You do not like Mountain Dew.


I will not drink it near or far,
I will not drink it upside down in a car
I do not like it this Mountain Dew
I do not like it Doomie Poo.

[Ronald Bryan]

I hate Mountain Dew.


You are the devil.

[DoctorDoom]

I will not drink it near or far,
I will not drink it upside down in a car
I do not like it this Mountain Dew
I do not like it Doomie Poo.

Niceone *melts*

[Rallura]

You are the devil.


What's your point?

[Rallura]

Niceone *melts*


I fear I am nonplussed.

[GozertheGozarian]

Mountain Dew is only good when mixed with cinnamon schnapps.

[Rallura]

Sure,
if you pour the Mountain Dew
down the drain before you add the schnapps.

[DoctorDoom]

I fear I am nonplussed.

...Sorry?

*hugs*

[Rallura]

...Sorry?

*hugs*


No, it's ok,
I am just exhausted.
I had no clue what to do,
besides get a bucket,
which might have been rude.
*hugs*

[Puma]

I have Late Harvest Ale from Red Hook

http://www.thebrewsite.com/images/beers/late-harvest-autumn-ale.jpg

[DoctorDoom]

No, it's ok,
I am just exhausted.
I had no clue what to do,
besides get a bucket,
which might have been rude.
*hugs*

The only think you should do is grab a nice cold glass of whatever and sip!

[Ronald Bryan]

I have some Midori, some Jack, and some Everclear.

[DoctorDoom]

I have Late Harvest Ale from Red Hook

http://www.thebrewsite.com/images/beers/late-harvest-autumn-ale.jpg
Looks good

welcome to the party

[Puma]

I also have this

http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/21767.jpg

[DoctorDoom]

I have some Midori, some Jack, and some Everclear.
Hear hear for everclear

[Rallura]

The only think you should do is grab a nice cold glass of whatever and sip!


I wish I could,
but tha day was too long.
I am off to bed,
with only my pain meds for company.
Hopefully someone will drink with me tomorrow.
*hugs*
night night guys.

[DoctorDoom]

I also have this

http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/21767.jpg
I've had that once

[howyadoin]

I will not drink it near or far,
I will not drink it upside down in a car
I do not like it this Mountain Dew
I do not like it Doomie Poo.

You wouldn't like some in a boat?
In a car or on a goat?

[DoctorDoom]

I wish I could,
but tha day was too long.
I am off to bed,
with only my pain meds for company.
Hopefully someone will drink with me tomorrow.
*hugs*
night night guys.

Sweet dreams Rally

[Rallura]

You wouldn't like some in a boat?
In a car or on a goat?


I would not like it in a boat,
I would not like is on a goat,
I do not like the Mountain Dew
I do not like it, howyado.

[howyadoin]

The latest CSI:NY makes me never want to be covered in any sort of food ever again.The word "again" is telling.


Ya know ...I am a big wrestling fan when I wanna be. We know, Supe. We know.



I would not like it in a boat,
I would not like is on a goat,
I do not like the Mountain Dew
I do not like it, howyado.


Oh, nicely done.

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj319/ReiMehari/Joker.gif

[Athena Bast]

Hopefully I added enough salt.

I may have to make a second batch.

[DoctorDoom]

The word "again" is telling.


I have no problem admitting that I've been adventurous and playful with those I had really connected with.

All two of them.

[Puma]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/ichc_ch.jpg

[howyadoin]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/ichc_ch.jpgThat would explain the way he talked in Dark Knight.

[Ronald Bryan]

That would explain the way he talked in Dark Knight.
Naw, one of the countless dogs chasing after Batman in that movie finally caught him.

[howyadoin]

Off to buy some Sailor Jerry's.

In the meantime, I'll leave you with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEzuC5UoM8g

[jdwrocks]

Earlier today I posted Christopher Walken doing Lady GaGa. Here's Eric Cartman doing her "Poker Face"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qST5eVLudrQ

[Michael P]

So, it turns out tactical RPGs are pretty fun.

[Puma]

Christopher Walken does Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2guQYivZ6w

That is hilarious.

[jdwrocks]

That is hilarious.
I think Walken could read James Joyce & I'd crack up.

[GozertheGozarian]

So, it turns out tactical RPGs are pretty fun.
What game?

[Michael P]

What game?

Fire Emblem. One of the GBA ones.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Ha! Did you see the recent wrestling episode of South Park? It was so true.

Yes I did and I loved it. I laughed so hard at seeing it and them wanting to impress Vince McMahon. :tongue:


What brought this current "revelation" about?

Follow where I have posted ok. Thats a good hint. I mean even with Jeremy Piven (a decent actor) the show was still bad. But follow where I have posted last.


I watch it just for the corny lines! I don't see it that often but the one that sticks in my mind was the one where the lady was in the wheelchair (supposedly for life) and she gets in an argument with that long haired dude and gets up and walks to carry on shouting at him. His face was a picture.

As I said in debate the WWE has a lot of dumb silly things. One of the funniest is what I used to defend Trish Stratus. No one knows what she could be as an actress. Saying to someone TV they have a fat ass is not exactly a way to judge their acting prowess. :tongue:


Wow, I'm really lonely tonight.

Anyone want to join me in drinking Bailey's, or your alcohol of choice?

Hmmmm some Mike's Hard Lemonade ? :tongue:

[GozertheGozarian]

Fire Emblem. One of the GBA ones.
Never had any kind of Game Boy, so I haven't tried those.

[Michael P]

God dammit, it's cold.

[Paradox]

jessecuster3 seethes:

Stupid customers, I just want to kill them.

This would make a good forehead tattoo for me (or anyone else in customer service).

[o1pickleboy]

I attended my Human A and P class today instead of Saturday. I come to the conclusion that the Friday class dumber than the Saturday class. Which is weird because we are the ones that would have the hang overs.

[Athena Bast]

Now toe sore.. owie ow ow...

[howyadoin]

Hmmmm some Mike's Hard Lemonade ?Dicken's Cider?

[Ronald Bryan]

I just turned on the heater for the first time. I'm scared of the sounds coming out of it. First, it was making a whining sound, now it sounds like something is rolling around in it's piping.

[o1pickleboy]

God dammit, it's cold.

Well get out of Hilary Clinton's vagina then

[o1pickleboy]

Dicken's Cider?

Homemade apple cider mixed with absolute in a empty gallon milk jug.



I miss high school

[DoctorDoom]

\


Follow where I have posted ok. Thats a good hint. I mean even with Jeremy Piven (a decent actor) the show was still bad. But follow where I have posted last.


No, it's far too late for me to follow you now

[Michael P]

She likes to sleep with the radio on
So she can dream of her favorite song
The one that no one has ever sung since she was small

She'll never know that she made it up
She had a soul and we ate it up
Thrown away like a paper cup
The music falls

The only flaw in her detailed plan
Is where she wins back the love of her man
Everyone knows that he's never coming back

He took her heart and she took his name
He couldn't stand taking all the blame
He left her only with guilt and shame and then she cracked

Won't it be dull when we rid ourselves
Of all these demons haunting us
To keep us company

In the dream I refuse to have
She falls asleep in a lukewarm bath
We're left to deal with the aftermath again

On behalf of humanity
I will fight for your sanity
How profound such profanity can be

Won't it be dull when we rid ourselves
Of all these demons haunting us
To keep us company

Won't it be odd to be happy like we
Always thought we're supposed to feel
But never seem to be

Near where I live there's a viaduct
Where people jump when they're out of luck
Raining down on the cars and trucks below

They've put a net there to catch their fall
Like it'll stop anyone at all
What they don't know is when nature calls, you go

They say that Jesus and mental health
Are just for those who can help themselves
But what good is that when you live in hell on earth?

From the very fear that makes you want to die
Is just the same as what keeps you alive
It's way more trouble than some suicide is worth

Won't it be dull when we rid ourselves
Of all these demons haunting us
To keep us company

Won't it be odd to be happy like we
Always thought we're supposed to feel
But never seem to be

Hard to admit I fought the war on drugs
My hands were tied and the phone was bugged
Another died and the world just shrugged it off

[Ronald Bryan]

Homemade apple cider mixed with absolute in a empty gallon milk jug.



I miss high school
You'ce never had Dicken's Cider? What about their new style, Dicken's Cider box?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

No, it's far too late for me to follow you now

I leadeth not into temptation.....well ok...I would but do ya expect anything less ? :evilsmile:

[o1pickleboy]

You'ce never had Dicken's Cider? What about their new style, Dicken's Cider box?

Surprising as it may be. I haven't drank that many types of alcohol. I found one I liked and stuck with it to the end(or 32 days ago)

[jdwrocks]

States lies dressed up as evening news
We're tired of lies we want the truth
Brodcast by corpses courting you
We're tired of lies we want the truth
Most people they will never know
We're tired of lies we want the truth
With your or against you?
Then I am against you because you're a...

TURNCOAT! KILLER! LIAR! THIEF!
Criminal with protection of the law

TURNCOAT! KILLER! LIAR! THIEF!
Criminal with protection of the law

In your corner
Makes me wanna
Douse myself in gasoline!
Civil servants fall in line for you
Too brainwashed to see the truth
You use anyone you can!

TURNCOAT! KILLER! LIAR! THIEF!
Criminal with protection of the law

TURNCOAT! KILLER! LIAR! THIEF!
Criminal with protection of the

KILLER!

LIAR!

A TURNCOAT! and a THIEF!

Criminal with protection of the law! The law!
Criminal with protection of the law!


Dedicated to someone...

[howyadoin]

Surprising as it may be. I haven't drank that many types of alcohol.Dicken's Cider = dick inside her.

[Matt]

I hate hot weather.
Come back winter! Come back!

[Michael P]

I hate hot weather.
Come back winter! Come back!

I'll trade you.

[Ronald Bryan]

Dicken's Cider = dick inside her.
Damn it, Bret.

[o1pickleboy]

Dicken's Cider = dick inside her.

hangs head in shame

[Michael P]

Speaking of high school.

[Ronald Bryan]

Speaking of high school.
First time you had such a tasty fruit beverage?

[howyadoin]

Damn it, Bret.Hey, I made pickle feel shame.

[Paradox]

howyadoin is not one:

I'm no expert on the finer points of bromance, but that sounds kinda gay.

I think the inventor and all serious users of the word "bromance" should be hit in the head with shovels.

[o1pickleboy]

Hey, I made pickle feel shame.

It is this damn sobriety, got me feeling things I never felt before

[howyadoin]

I think the inventor and all serious users of the word "bromance" should be hit in the head with shovels.Rusty shovels?

[Michael P]

First time you had such a tasty fruit beverage?

That would be college, actually.

And I was referring to the maturity level of the conversation.

[Paradox]

Thadeus Thunderwinkle has a hard night:

Getting ready for a testosterone-filled and drunk-induced night full of horrible Van Damme movies, pro wrestling, and deep-fried burritos.

God, I'm so sorry! You'll be in our prayers.

No one should have to suffer such Van Damage...

[o1pickleboy]

well I think I should get to bed. 7am comes to early

[Ronald Bryan]

well I think I should get to bed. 7am comes to early
Mornings always come too early.

[howyadoin]

sobriety*shudder*

.

[Paradox]

howyadoin tries to fool me:

Rusty shovels?

I had to look that up to make sure it wasn't some saying akin to Dirty Sanchez (results: inconclusive, although I did find a furniture shop/decorator/caterer in Washington by that name).

[Ronald Bryan]

I had to look that up to make sure it wasn't some saying akin to Dirty Sanchez (results: inconclusive, although I did find a furniture shop/decorator/caterer in Washington by that name).
lets see, is that when you and a friend get a virgin...

[Mermaid]

I hate hot weather.
Come back winter! Come back!

I LOVE hot weather! Today is perfect. I even waxed the car.

[Mermaid]

damnit! The lappy I wanted on eBay has just exceeded it's price if I were just to buy it straight from Dell. Which means someones now paying more than what it's worth!.....and there's still 3 hours to go. *sigh*

[Ronald Bryan]

damnit! The lappy I wanted on eBay has just exceeded it's price if I were just to buy it straight from Dell. Which means someones now paying more than what it's worth!.....and there's still 3 hours to go. *sigh*
Some people are just stupid. Or they're a friend of the seller who is trying to make money on the computer or not sell it.

[Paradox]

Mermaid makes images:

I LOVE hot weather! Today is perfect. I even waxed the car.

That was YOU???? :tongue:

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/1041/jsimpsonbootsux8.jpg

:tongue:

[Michael P]

To hell with everything. My bed is warm and does not judge me.

[Mermaid]

Some people are just stupid. Or they're a friend of the seller who is trying to make money on the computer or not sell it.

maybe. I've noticed quite a few things seem to go for more than their actual worth.
Bit of research comes in handy before you bid that's for sure!

[Ronald Bryan]

To hell with everything. My bed is warm and does not judge me.


Only behind your back.


And my house is now warm, but I'm feeling dizzy. I wonder if there's a gas leeeeeee

[Paradox]

DoctorDoom makes strange comparisons:

Cake batter, sex, same pleasures, similar taste explosions.

Who are you having sex with? The Pillsbury Doughboy?

[Mermaid]

That was YOU???? :tongue:

http://blogpig.co.uk/pics/2008/07/carwash02.jpg

:tongue:

Can you not beep your horn quite that loud next time. You almost gave me a heart attack!


To hell with everything. My bed is warm and does not judge me.

ick....warm bed is not good on a 30 degree day. Nice cold shower i'm looking forwards too.

[Paradox]

Mermaid flinches:

Can you not beep your horn quite that loud next time. You almost gave me a heart attack!

The startled bounce was worth it.

The pic wasn't showing up, either. It was supposed to be (and now is) this. :tongue:

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/1041/jsimpsonbootsux8.jpg

[DoctorDoom]

I leadeth not into temptation.....well ok...I would but do ya expect anything less ? :evilsmile:
Expecting more of you is a dangerous thing.

[DoctorDoom]

Who are you having sex with? The Pillsbury Doughboy?
He's not nearly hard enough.

And he has no reach.

[Mermaid]

The startled bounce was worth it.

The pic wasn't showing up, either. It was supposed to be (and now is) this. :tongue:

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/1041/jsimpsonbootsux8.jpg

nah, on closer look that's not me. My car's white.

[Paradox]

Mermaid works it:

nah, on closer look that's not me. My car's white.

Buh-duh-bum...CHING! (http://instantrimshot.com/) :biggrin:

[Mermaid]

Buh-duh-bum...CHING! (http://instantrimshot.com/) :biggrin:

:biggrin: I'm here all week folks!

[Mermaid]

I better go cook. Spag Bol tonight.

[Paradox]

I wish I had spaghetti. Or even money to get spaghetti. The worst part is there's a big bowl of spaghetti in the office fridge...TAUNTING ME!!! :mad:

[DrewTheXenocide]

What's up, fools.

[Paradox]

http://psychsurvivor2.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fool-i-pity-them.jpg

[DrewTheXenocide]

Damn straight.

[Gary_B]

I just read the last issue of Edward Grey: Witchfinder and the first issue of Age of Reptiles: The Journey. They are both really fucking good comics.

[Spike-X]

I hate hot weather.
Come back winter! Come back!

Shut up, you.

[Mermaid]

I wish I had spaghetti. Or even money to get spaghetti. The worst part is there's a big bowl of spaghetti in the office fridge...TAUNTING ME!!! :mad:

i'll send you some.


What's up, fools.

sup?


Shut up, you.

How was Apollo Bay?

[Spike-X]

How was Apollo Bay?

Didn't go, took the kids to the beach at Torquay.

Ride day at Apollo Bay is tomorrow, but I can't afford it this week. Next week, maybe.

[DrewTheXenocide]

sup?



At home for the weekend, for a funeral. Blech.

[Mermaid]

Didn't go, took the kids to the beach at Torquay.

Ride day at Apollo Bay is tomorrow, but I can't afford it this week. Next week, maybe.

Lucky! My kid didn't wanna go to the beach. I really had my heart set on a swim too. I might go in the week, i've got some more time off.



At home for the weekend, for a funeral. Blech.

Going by the blech i'd say you weren't super close to the deceased. I'm sorry someones died though, always sad.

[StarsAndGarters]

Yep , I have to say it reminded me of the old albums. There somes to be a lot of production on this album their sell thru myspace. Theres a bunch more there they have listed. But "Trippin Down the Freeway" is perhaps the best new one I have heard so far.

This CD, I bought it and it's not quite awesome. It has good points though.

So far the bonus disc is a lot better than the the regular disc.

[StarsAndGarters]

Possibly somewhat mot asber. Went out for drinks with coworkers after the 10:00 newscast. Had a pretty good time.