View Full Version : What In The World Is This?
Gail Simone
11-02-2009, 05:35 PM
http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-2.htm
K-DoG7p7
11-02-2009, 05:40 PM
I think.... I hope its a parody...
Sabrinaset
11-02-2009, 05:41 PM
Poor photography!
Bigoted fringe candidate/lunatic?
Michael P
11-02-2009, 05:42 PM
It looks like an idiot's campaign website.
K-DoG7p7
11-02-2009, 05:42 PM
he seems to be very proud to have been in england.
Spike-X
11-02-2009, 05:44 PM
Damn, and here I thought GeoCities had been shut down.
Michael P
11-02-2009, 05:46 PM
Damn, and here I thought GeoCities had been shut down.
As long as people can design their websites by having a monkey throw darts at a color wheel, GeoCities will never die.
Bob Violence
11-02-2009, 05:47 PM
That is some unsightly stupidity.
Michael P
11-02-2009, 05:50 PM
I especially like how, at the bottom, he professes to have the endorsement of three dead men.
Spike-X
11-02-2009, 05:51 PM
Holy crap, it just goes on and on. I got a fair way through (I think), but I just couldn't do that to my eyes any more.
Spackling Compound
11-02-2009, 06:02 PM
Aha! I knew that "thank you guys" was going to be followed up with a "HORRORS! Conservatives sure are nuts!" thread.
Spike-X
11-02-2009, 06:04 PM
Holy crap, it just goes on and on. I got a fair way through (I think), but I just couldn't do that to my eyes any more.
And that's just the design of the page itself (if you can call such a monstrosity a design). Don't even get me started on the content!
Spike-X
11-02-2009, 06:05 PM
Aha! I knew that "thank you guys" was going to be followed up with a "HORRORS! Conservatives sure are nuts!" thread.
No, it's more of a "Boy, THIS PARTICULAR POLITICIAN WHO HAPPENS TO BE A CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN sure is nuts!" thread.
Feel free to find some similar nutbaggery from a Democratic candidate so we can mock that as well.
The Beast Of Yucca Flats
11-02-2009, 06:07 PM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1242008/2/istockphoto_1242008_ashamed_in_corner.jpg
Spackling Compound
11-02-2009, 06:11 PM
No, it's more of a "Boy, THIS PARTICULAR POLITICIAN WHO HAPPENS TO BE A CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN sure is nuts!" thread.
Feel free to find some similar nutbaggery from a Democratic candidate so we can mock that as well.
I just can't! Heavens be, there is no amount of nutbaggery that can touch this but really...it's not at all mainstream.
Spike-X
11-02-2009, 06:14 PM
I just can't! Heavens be, there is no amount of nutbaggery that can touch this but really...it's not at all mainstream.
I don't think anyone is claiming it is.
Jae Namkyoung
11-02-2009, 06:19 PM
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF HE DID NOT USE THE ALAMO! I AM A SAN ANTONIO RESIDENT AND I DEMAND HE REVOKES HIS USE OF THE ALAMO GODDAMN IT!
Texas HEROES. Did not DIE for HIM. Thank you.
They fought for Texas. NOT FOR NORTH CAROLINA!
P.S. I love North Carolina. I spent my early years there and have fond memory but to my recollection TEXAS IS NOT NORTH CAROLINA!
Dr Cthulwho
11-02-2009, 06:26 PM
It's been a long time since I saw a legitimately terrible yet hilarious website, and this one is all that.
The colors! The punctuation gone mad! The clutter! The non-nonsensical ramblings! The unmistakable stench of crazy! Etc!
he seems to be very proud to have been in england.
I was going to say "I wonder what answers he found in "BATH, ENGLAND, ANCIENT ROMAN HOT POOL"?
What with him traveling the world for answers. To be honest it looks more like a holiday then a quest for truth and knowledge.
Michael P
11-02-2009, 06:28 PM
I was going to say "I wonder what answers he found in "BATH, ENGLAND, ANCIENT ROMAN HOT POOL"?
What with him traveling the world for answers. To be honest it looks more like a holiday then a quest for truth and knowledge.
You're clearly unfamiliar with the concept of the "Congressional fact-finding mission."
dupont2005
11-02-2009, 06:33 PM
it's the internet equivalent of crazy guy with windowless van covered in paranoid messages
Spackling Compound
11-02-2009, 06:53 PM
Now what in the heck is this (http://www.gaysagainstobama.org/)?!
lexid523
11-02-2009, 06:54 PM
I, for one, was surprised to learn that the cast of "Sanford and Son" got where they were without affirmative action. (Because they were black people cast in roles that were written...specifically for black people.) I feel so enlightened!
Spackling Compound
11-02-2009, 06:56 PM
I, for one, was surprised to learn that the cast of "Sanford and Son" got where they were without affirmative action. (Because they were black people cast in roles that were written...specifically for black people.) I feel so enlightened!
"The British version was much better".
Wonder if any 70's euro-snobs ever said that.
Sally Sensational
11-02-2009, 07:42 PM
Now what in the heck is this (http://www.gaysagainstobama.org/)?!
Looks like a poorly written rant-blog to me.
Now what in the heck is this (http://www.gaysagainstobama.org/)?!
I would think the name "gaysagainstobama.org" would be pretty self-explanatory.
KevinTBrown
11-02-2009, 07:53 PM
I think.... I hope its a parody...
It's not.
http://www.wral.com/golo/blogpost/6128324/
This guy is for real. :eek:
Spike-X
11-02-2009, 08:06 PM
Now what in the heck is this (http://www.gaysagainstobama.org/)?!
Better-designed, better-written, and with at least some basis in actual reality, instead of being filled with birther lies and barely-veiled racism, for a start.
Spike-X
11-02-2009, 08:07 PM
I, for one, was surprised to learn that the cast of "Sanford and Son" got where they were without affirmative action.
Of course they did. Because they knew their place, dammit!
far as i can tell, without any real dicussion of a crazy person's politics, it is one of the worst designed web pages I've seen in some time!
Spike-X
11-02-2009, 08:33 PM
Better-designed, better-written, and with at least some basis in actual reality...
...at least, that's how it appeared at first. Then I read on...
As for the greedy physicians, of course I would never encourage or advocate violence, but I suspect that if 5 people entered an operating room while appearing to be exercising their 2nd Amendment rights, they would be able to find a surgeon who would be willing to perform an emergency appendectomy on their sick friend for free.
Whoo.
DavidAllred
11-02-2009, 09:08 PM
Looks like a crazy person just finished his two-hour html class.
Sabrinaset
11-02-2009, 09:16 PM
As for the greedy physicians, of course I would never encourage or advocate violence, but I suspect that if 5 people entered an operating room while appearing to be exercising their 2nd Amendment rights, they would be able to find a surgeon who would be willing to perform an emergency appendectomy on their sick friend for free.
Better hope none of those surgeons also aren't exercising their second-amendment rights either! :eek:
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Bree%20as%20Bree/breebang.jpg
mikekerr3
11-02-2009, 09:41 PM
http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-2.htm
Somebody who is a particularly stupid, even for a bigoted nut-job.
Either that or its Glen Becks mentor
mikekerr3
11-02-2009, 09:44 PM
I especially like how, at the bottom, he professes to have the endorsement of three dead men.
And of those at least one would have slapped this idiot silly for using his name.
Gail Simone
11-02-2009, 09:52 PM
Did you guys get to the part about Sanford and Son?
Spike-X
11-02-2009, 10:40 PM
Did you guys get to the part about Sanford and Son?
I got to it. I'm not sure if I got it.
Dr Cthulwho
11-02-2009, 10:48 PM
You're clearly unfamiliar with the concept of the "Congressional fact-finding mission."
Ah yes, tough work, but someone has to do it.
...at least, that's how it appeared at first. Then I read on...
Yes, I think all it can claim is that it their design isn't quite so horrible to look at. Their actual content though is just as exasperating.
it's the internet equivalent of crazy guy with windowless van covered in paranoid messages
Only if crazy van guy looks like Ringo though.
the4thpip
11-03-2009, 12:56 AM
Leave it to Gail to find the J-Bolt of politics!
Evan Waters
11-03-2009, 02:29 AM
Better hope none of those surgeons also aren't exercising their second-amendment rights either! :eek:
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Bree%20as%20Bree/breebang.jpg
Surgery would be a lot more entertaining if there were more Mexican standoffs.
Less useful, sure, but more fun.
Stressfactor
11-03-2009, 07:36 AM
Wow. If this is for reals then this guy is a near Fred Phelps level of crazy. I mean seriously, we're talking the lines between reality and fantasy blurred to the point of nonexistence for this guy.
I'm seriously surprised that he's able to run for public office PERIOD.
Plus, anyone notice that he apparently claims to have been BOTH a US Army veteran AND a US Marine Corps veteran? You know, I've had both friends and family who are military veterans -- many of them are Republicans and THEY would be ashamed of this guy running around spewing this kind of nonsense.
Christopher Cross Is God
11-03-2009, 07:54 AM
I got to it. I'm not sure if I got it.
Well, aside from the other Sanford & Son comparisons, apparently Michelle Obama is supposed to be the equivalent to Aunt Esther, you HEATHEN!
And they seemed to attempt a "But we're not racist" schtick by making mention of old-time black celebrities like The Supremes becoming a success without the help of Affirmative Action.
Copper
11-03-2009, 08:56 AM
Ow. I think that page just overloaded my retinas. Maybe I should be grateful I couldn't read the damn thing.
worstblogever
11-03-2009, 09:00 AM
I, for one, was surprised to learn that the cast of "Sanford and Son" got where they were without affirmative action. (Because they were black people cast in roles that were written...specifically for black people.) I feel so enlightened!
The original plan was to go the "Amos and Andy" route?
carabas
11-03-2009, 09:19 AM
Well, that's 15 IQ points gone forever. Thanks a million, Gail.
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a288/Gugenheimer/Lol-stuff/Ultimatefacepalm.jpg
FeminineMystique
11-03-2009, 10:35 AM
Better hope none of those surgeons also aren't exercising their second-amendment rights either! :eek:
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/Bree%20as%20Bree/breebang.jpg
:biggrin: You are cute and lethal, like a kitten with a hypodermic of bleach. Or Hello Kitty Batman
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