Model Contortion: Does Psylocke Still Rule? [Archive]

psycwave

10-29-2009, 04:07 PM

In the Modeling World, high fashion is all about the irregular. Awkward poses, body contortion, holding it, and giving face. For those of you who watch Top Model you have discovered this. Making moves you would never have thought possible.
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/contortion-08.jpg

Psylocke, being a former supermodel knows all about model contortion. She is famous for utilizing moves in battle that is beyond belief. She is constantly using her model expertise in battle. She is leading the pack, but since her return to 616 we haven't seen much of her graceful flexibility.
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/ContortMe.jpg
However, there is another who challenges Betsy in strange poses. Former girlfriend of Scott "Cyclops" Summers, Colleen Wing, is also known for doing strange things with her body. Is she calling out a challenge to resident Asian-By-Way-Of-Britain telepathic/telekinetic Ninja?
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/contort2.jpg

Is this a challenge to see who is the better ninja? Is Colleen trying to get into the modeling world. Should Betsy call her and challenge her to a Pose-off? Who else is trying to steal the crown from Betsy? And Should she reaffirm her postion as the HBIC of Contortion.

MartinRedmond

10-29-2009, 04:11 PM

They are old old old.

Pixie_Solanas

10-29-2009, 04:15 PM

You're missing her best scene, the Bachalo-drawn, CC-penned jaunt in front of aroused Sentinels.

psycwave

10-29-2009, 04:20 PM

You're missing her best scene, the Bachalo-drawn, CC-penned jaunt in front of aroused Sentinels.

How could I forget.

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/287.jpg

darknessatnoon

10-29-2009, 04:30 PM

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/324.jpg

This panel is so completely ludicrous.

Pixie_Solanas

10-29-2009, 04:31 PM

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/324.jpg

This panel is so completely ludicrous.

Yes, but she remains steadfast in her hearfelt rebellion.

psycwave

10-29-2009, 04:54 PM

How abnormally limber!
<3

pryde15

10-29-2009, 04:56 PM

How abnormally limber!
<3

Warren was an idiot to give that up.

Home made ectoplasm

10-29-2009, 05:18 PM

How could I forget.

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/287.jpg

How the hell any Psylocke fan can complain about Claremont baffles me. This is gold.

Monty_Cristo

10-29-2009, 05:20 PM

Shortpack can touch his tongue to his nose.

Swashbuckler

10-29-2009, 05:22 PM

I can do 90% of these poses. Dn@N's is really easy to accomplish.

RickyD410

10-29-2009, 05:30 PM

Clearly, Psylocke stretches and works out the most. She does her best to keep herself in tip-top condition. She must still be the queen of contort, because shes always practicing.

Filthy Mutie

10-29-2009, 06:02 PM

I hate when I have to tie my shoes and I'm sitting down. Or standing up.

.LuckyStar.

10-29-2009, 06:13 PM

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8521/rougemorts.png

We R. Venom

10-29-2009, 06:18 PM

Queen, Yes! Someone new take the tiara? Like who?

psycwave

10-29-2009, 07:43 PM

Warren was an idiot to give that up.

He couldn't handle it.

pryde15

10-29-2009, 07:44 PM

He couldn't handle it.

Her sex drive must have been too high.

psycwave

10-29-2009, 07:50 PM

Her sex drive must have been too high.

With moves like that of course it would be.

pryde15

10-29-2009, 07:52 PM

With moves like that of course it would be.

My past poinst have been proven, thank you.

Filthy Mutie

10-29-2009, 07:52 PM

With moves like that of course it would be.

I bet she doesn't feel much.

Prodigy55

10-29-2009, 07:53 PM

What a loose woman.

We R. Venom

10-29-2009, 08:21 PM

What a loose woman.

It's awesome isn't huh.

Aguja

10-29-2009, 08:31 PM

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8521/rougemorts.png

OMG I'll never forgive her for this!

psycwave

10-29-2009, 08:32 PM

I bet she doesn't feel much.

Thats the great thing about having a "focused totality", she can make it snap back like spandex.

Aguja

10-29-2009, 08:35 PM

I wonder if Warren made Betsy 'perform' in the air like Husk.

We R. Venom

10-29-2009, 08:37 PM

I wonder if Warren made Betsy 'perform' in the air like Husk.

That's like asking if Doc Ock ever had tentacle sex. Come now.

psycwave

10-29-2009, 08:44 PM

My past poinst have been proven, thank you.

I never said they weren't. Stop being a prude.

pryde15

10-29-2009, 08:48 PM

I never said they weren't. Stop being a prude.

Oh you, I was just merely looking to stimulate your hypocrisy for denouncing Kitty for the same acts! Now I sound like one of the other super fans, don't I?

psycwave

10-29-2009, 08:51 PM

Oh you, I was just merely looking to stimulate your hypocrisy for denouncing Kitty for the same acts! Now I sound like one of the other super fans, don't I?

What do you mean, I said Kitty needed to get some!
Come to the Avengers thread with me, there are some crazies who are trying to denounce Karla Sofen as an Anti-hero.

Filthy Mutie

10-29-2009, 08:51 PM

Thats the great thing about having a "focused totality", she can make it snap back like spandex.

There's so much to be said about "focused totality" in this context. Or was it always this way? Am I late to another Claremontian sexual context party?

pryde15

10-29-2009, 08:53 PM

What do you mean, I said Kitty needed to get some!
Come to the Avengers thread with me, there are some crazies who are trying to denounce Karla Sofen as an Anti-hero.

LIES, See how you lie?! And Karla is an anti-hero...the closest she has been to a hero was during her time with Hawkeye and that had more to do with the relationship rather than her own willingness.

mattbib

10-29-2009, 08:54 PM

Dakota North is a much higher-profile supermodel.

Psylocke is an uppity slag.

psycwave

10-29-2009, 08:58 PM

LIES, See how you lie?! And Karla is an anti-hero...the closest she has been to a hero was during her time with Hawkeye and that had more to do with the relationship rather than her own willingness.

Thats what i'm saying. They are all "No, she is not, she is slime." WTF.

Dakota North is a much higher-profile supermodel.

Psylocke is an uppity slag.

!!!!!!
mattbib!

Filthy Mutie

10-29-2009, 09:09 PM

Dakota North is a much higher-profile supermodel.

Psylocke is an uppity slag.

This just happened.

S'Cipio_66

10-29-2009, 09:12 PM

I think this Liefeld Lady wins the prize.

And deserves a wheelchair.

http://pics.livejournal.com/kphoebe/pic/0003d6r9

-S'Cipio

lockerogue

10-29-2009, 09:13 PM

Yes, but she remains steadfast in her hearfelt rebellion.
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/324.jpg

Is it sad that I can go lower than that? Like Face touching my knee.

Filthy Mutie

10-29-2009, 09:17 PM

Is it sad that I can go lower than that? Like Face touching my knee.

Prove it.

10101010

pryde15

10-29-2009, 09:29 PM

Thats what i'm saying. They are all "No, she is not, she is slime." WTF /B]!

I commented...enjoy.

Waterlily

10-29-2009, 09:38 PM

Can she do this (http://www.flickr.com/photos/elcerebrodej/3249647144/)? If she can than she gets my vote.

Filthy Mutie

10-29-2009, 09:58 PM

Can she do this (http://www.flickr.com/photos/elcerebrodej/3249647144/)? If she can than she gets my vote.

This bugs me out. But, it's technically very nice.

The Black Guardian

10-29-2009, 10:23 PM

Warren was an idiot to give that up.
Warren didn't give that up. Tramp left him.

psycwave

10-29-2009, 10:25 PM

Warren didn't give that up. Tramp left him.

He dumped her. Bitch may have liked to flirt(ain't nothing wrong with that), but she was only had eyes for Wings(UGH).

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/2ezmrzb.png
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/orrygp.png

Aguja

10-29-2009, 10:38 PM

I love Warren but he was possessive and kind of abusive in those scenes.

Filthy Mutie

10-29-2009, 10:54 PM

She answers his question with a deflecting question. His doubts in her are grounded--proven, even. Good work, Warren.

psycwave

10-29-2009, 11:22 PM

I love Warren but he was possessive and kind of abusive in those scenes.

And to think people want them back together.

She answers his question with a deflecting question. His doubts in her are grounded--proven, even. Good work, Warren.

She never denied it. She loved him and was committed, but even she knew it wasn't going to last. Neal was just a quick plaything until she could start her lifelong commitment to Nightcrawler. <3<3

The Black Guardian

10-30-2009, 02:29 AM

He dumped her. Bitch may have liked to flirt(ain't nothing wrong with that), but she was only had eyes for Wings(UGH).

IMG]http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/2ezmrzb.png[/IMG]
IMG]http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/orrygp.png[/IMG]
Nah... that is her breaking up with him. That is Warren laying the rules, and her telling him to GTFO.

We R. Venom

10-30-2009, 05:31 AM

He dumped her. Bitch may have liked to flirt(ain't nothing wrong with that), but she was only had eyes for Wings(UGH).

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/2ezmrzb.png
http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/orrygp.png

Who wrote that?

timbox

10-30-2009, 05:36 AM

Psylocke is too thick to be truly flexible. Someone like Stacy X has real potential.

twbasketcase

10-30-2009, 06:09 AM

Who wrote that?

Claremont.

worstblogever

10-30-2009, 08:06 AM

I voted for Betsy, then remembered Mercury doesn't have any bones. She could run rings around Betsy, flexibility wise.

mattbib

10-30-2009, 09:47 AM

Bitch may have liked to flirt(ain't nothing wrong with that), but she was only had eyes for Wings(UGH). ...and Tom Lennox, and Doug, and Scott, and Neal, and Sabretooth...

darknessatnoon

10-30-2009, 09:53 AM

Who wrote that?

LOL You have to ask?

Pixie_Solanas

10-30-2009, 09:59 AM

I love Warren but he was possessive and kind of abusive in those scenes.

So were her cheap ass Aldo pumps.

Swashbuckler

10-30-2009, 10:00 AM

Is it bad that i just attempted to set my camera on self timer and take pictures of myself doing Psylocke-esque poses?

timbox

10-30-2009, 10:01 AM

Is it bad that i just attempted to set my camera on self timer and take pictures of myself doing Psylocke-esque poses?

Post them. I bet you're not as flexible.

Swashbuckler

10-30-2009, 12:07 PM

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll105/Bedlam_2008/psylocke%20only/324.jpg

This panel is so completely ludicrous.

http://xf4.xanga.com/37ef5a5522433257693432/m205080291.jpg

darknessatnoon

10-30-2009, 12:30 PM

http://xf4.xanga.com/37ef5a5522433257693432/m205080291.jpg

Bitch, you can't even get your leg straight. No bend at the knee!

Swashbuckler

10-30-2009, 12:51 PM

Bitch, you can't even get your leg straight. No bend at the knee!

I had to get my hand under there, lol.

psycwave

10-30-2009, 04:12 PM

http://xf4.xanga.com/37ef5a5522433257693432/m205080291.jpg

LOL, I love you Swash.

MartinRedmond

10-30-2009, 04:22 PM

I voted for you!

Aguja

10-30-2009, 06:05 PM

http://xf4.xanga.com/37ef5a5522433257693432/m205080291.jpg

I hope Sentinel operators were ogling you while you were doing this. Otherwise Betsy still has you beat.

Pixie_Solanas

10-30-2009, 06:05 PM

I hope Sentinel operators were ogling you while you were doing this. Otherwise Betsy still has you beat.

Remember she was doing MULTIPLE poses while making the Sentinels sprout hard drive.

Ryan W

10-30-2009, 08:54 PM

Swash is hella way sexier than betsy in that pose! :biggrin:

Swashbuckler

10-31-2009, 01:27 PM

LOL, I can do other Psylocke poses upon request.

coveredinbees

10-31-2009, 01:36 PM

LOL, I can do other Psylocke poses upon request.
With psychic knife, please: http://i37.tinypic.com/644042.png
With sword, please: http://i33.tinypic.com/ot3tw3.png

Home made ectoplasm

10-31-2009, 01:45 PM

lol, we need more photos of posters attempting that pose.

Swash has set the current record, lets see if anyone can get their leg straighter!

Aguja

10-31-2009, 01:50 PM

With psychic knife, please: http://i37.tinypic.com/644042.png
With sword, please: http://i33.tinypic.com/ot3tw3.png

Swash must perform the high kick pose.

Pixie_Solanas

10-31-2009, 02:40 PM

Swash must perform the high kick pose.

I'm partial to my avatar. Her sitting on her arse.

psycwave

10-31-2009, 05:05 PM

Swash must perform the high kick pose.

This. Get on it Swash.

DaveTVS

10-31-2009, 07:59 PM

I think X-23 wins.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/Goonie1/New%20X-Men%20Customs/X-23/X-23Banner-7.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4226/137224-101742-x-23_super.jpg

psycwave

10-31-2009, 08:14 PM

X-23 is only doing what she loves to do: mimic Psylocke.

Aguja

10-31-2009, 09:10 PM

OMG she killed that bear? Now I hate her even more.

DaveTVS

10-31-2009, 10:47 PM

It wasn't a real bear.

eurazn

10-31-2009, 10:53 PM

It wasn't a real bear.

And X-23 isn't a real Model Contortionist. Psylocke wins!

Swashbuckler

11-02-2009, 08:17 AM

I will work on these poses when I get home. I'm excited about the Colleen Wing one esspecially.

Swashbuckler

11-02-2009, 01:37 PM

http://x71.xanga.com/34ff473bd9533257910029/m205272687.jpg

LOL. I need a camera assistant.

Waterlily

11-02-2009, 01:42 PM

I really love how this has become the Swash outposes Psylocke thread.

Keep it up!

Swashbuckler

11-02-2009, 01:45 PM

These jumping ones are going to be a hot mess.

Joey

11-02-2009, 01:45 PM

I really love how this has become the Swash outposes Psylocke thread.

Keep it up!

I agree :eek:

Talisman

11-02-2009, 01:48 PM

http://xf4.xanga.com/37ef5a5522433257693432/m205080291.jpg
I'd hit it.

Home made ectoplasm

11-02-2009, 01:49 PM

To be fair to Psylocke, it is probably harder in a thong.

Pixie_Solanas

11-02-2009, 01:50 PM

OMG she killed that bear? Now I hate her even more.

Me too. And her Hot Topic pleather cheap boots.

Talisman

11-02-2009, 01:50 PM

To be fair to Psylocke, it is probably harder in a thong.

What kind of underwear do you think Swash is wearing???
NSFW (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KxT3bZCpsqw/Sha4TEyE-lI/AAAAAAAAHA0/AdasRGrCZT8/s400/thong%2520man.jpg)

Swashbuckler

11-02-2009, 01:54 PM

The difficulty level in a thong would be a bit too much for me I think. I just high kicked the wall also, it really hurt.

Pixie_Solanas

11-02-2009, 01:54 PM

The difficulty level in a thong would be a bit too much for me I think. I just high kicked the wall also, it really hurt.

lol. next time kick over those longboxes.

Joey

11-02-2009, 01:58 PM

What kind of underwear do you think Swash is wearing???
NSFW (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KxT3bZCpsqw/Sha4TEyE-lI/AAAAAAAAHA0/AdasRGrCZT8/s400/thong%2520man.jpg)

OH DEAR. I would hate to be behind that in case of a fall :frown:

coveredinbees

11-14-2009, 03:57 PM

LOL. I need a camera assistant.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Xw_b3diGpGE/RXxDDAoWKzI/AAAAAAAAADw/z-gg27M6rcY/s400/psybutt2.jpg

psycwave

11-14-2009, 06:08 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Xw_b3diGpGE/RXxDDAoWKzI/AAAAAAAAADw/z-gg27M6rcY/s400/psybutt2.jpg

Ohhh yes! Get to it Swashy!

Swashbuckler

11-14-2009, 07:58 PM

Ohhh yes! Get to it Swashy!

I'm so doing this. I HAVE to stretch before this one.

Swashbuckler

01-23-2010, 01:50 PM

BUMP, I promise to post more poses this evening.

psycwave

04-05-2010, 11:22 PM

BUMP, I promise to post more poses this evening.

What happened Swash?!

Dupe1979

04-06-2010, 09:08 AM

Oh no... somebody start phoning local hospitals.

Swashbuckler

04-06-2010, 09:10 AM

LOL, I totally forgot about this thread. maybe tonight I will work on these in the yard.

Aguja

04-06-2010, 09:35 AM

You better werk! It's been so long you're going to have to really deliver if you want to challenge Betsy.

Leirus

04-06-2010, 09:57 AM

LOL, I totally forgot about this thread. maybe tonight I will work on these in the yard.

I would wait for a moment with more light. Also, if you could pose with that leprechaun costume of yours, it would be a favourite...

HeroxMatt2.0

04-06-2010, 11:18 PM

Oh no... somebody start phoning local hospitals.

xD

Looks like he's fine, hehe ...

MarvelMaster616

04-07-2010, 05:54 AM

I like this thread! It's kinky! :biggrin:

I'm going to say Psylocke is still the queen of contortion. I'm horribly bias in this respect because she's one of my favorite characters, but I stand by her! Her ninja skills are made all the deadlier by having the ability to twist that beautiful body of hers in ways that sicken and arouse us at the same time. :biggrin:

So Psylocke all the way! She's the queen of contortion, the queen of ninjas, and the queen of all around sexiness. Nuff said! :biggrin:

Swashbuckler

04-09-2010, 10:05 AM

http://x07.xanga.com/abdf5167d9331266163111/s212284595.jpg

VS

http://x5c.xanga.com/d00f6167d8d32266162992/b212284484.jpg

http://x44.xanga.com/120f50eb34330261095144/s208027446.jpg

VS

http://x22.xanga.com/08ff7b61d8d32266162991/m212284483.jpg