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wommala
10-23-2009, 12:15 PM
I have few, but here we go...Marilyn Manson

Ziggy Stardust
10-23-2009, 12:21 PM
That jerkoff who screams for Alexisonfire.

bowieified
10-23-2009, 01:29 PM
Oh another David Bowie fan! Salutations!

And for me its the lead singer of Arch Enemy. I do not like to see a hot blonde woman death growling like that.

Ziggy Stardust
10-23-2009, 01:47 PM
Oh another David Bowie fan! Salutations!



Howdy! Nice ta meetcha.

Slackjaws_ate_my_brain
10-23-2009, 02:26 PM
The guy from Dream Theater. Seriously, musically, I dig a lot of the prog-y metal stuff that the band does, but their singer just kills it for me

40footwolf
10-23-2009, 03:00 PM
King Diamond. Try listening to "At The Sound of the Demon Bell" and try to keep yourself from screaming in terror and rage at a God who doesn't listen.

Monty_Cristo
10-23-2009, 03:36 PM
that guy from Counting Crows. his voice has ruined my day before. 'round heeere..'

Slackjaws_ate_my_brain
10-23-2009, 03:54 PM
I actually really enjoy King Diamond, especially his sl material when he just completely let's it all go. It's so over-the-top that it really works for me. The guy just has conviction and goes for it 110%

40footwolf
10-23-2009, 05:27 PM
I actually really enjoy King Diamond, especially his sl material when he just completely let's it all go. It's so over-the-top that it really works for me. The guy just has conviction and goes for it 110%
Lots of people agree with you, and I respect that. I just find his voice PHYSICALLY difficult to listen to. And keep in mind that I listen to my share of black metal, so it's nothing against abrasive voices.

G. Wayne
10-23-2009, 05:51 PM
Jamey Jasta of Hatebreed. I've read complaints that Wayne Static only ever sings in one style (which I disagree with) but Jasta makes Static sound like a virtuoso by comparison.

Slackjaws_ate_my_brain
10-23-2009, 07:07 PM
What's actually a shame is that Jasta COULD have a decent range (well, as far as generic mall-metal goes) if he chose to, but, instead, decided to stick with the monotone growl/bark. Definitely gets more than a bit old.

M. Bushbug
10-23-2009, 07:28 PM
Lil Jon.

What?

You heard me.

YEAH!

howyadoin
10-23-2009, 07:31 PM
Lil Jon.

What?

You heard me.

YEAH!Do rappers even count as vocalists?

Boy Constrictor
10-23-2009, 08:49 PM
darby crash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4kvKUfeFpc

Eric D.
10-23-2009, 08:52 PM
Alec Ounsworth of Clap Your Hands Say Yeah seems to be a pretty bad singer, even though - I still enjoy his singing and the band's music.

Spike-X
10-23-2009, 11:14 PM
Chad Jackoff from Nickelback.

Deviancy
10-23-2009, 11:39 PM
King Diamond or Marilyn Manson.

I'd probably go with Diamond, his screeching gives me a bloody headache.

Chiasm
10-24-2009, 04:58 AM
Whatever the guys name in Good Charlotte is (I don't care enough to find out). I just know that whenever I hear a GC song come on I can't change the radio fast enough because of how much his voice annoys me.

After that its probably Jack White. Like with GC, the voice completely ruins everything about the White Stripes for me.

M. Bushbug
10-24-2009, 08:16 AM
Do rappers even count as vocalists?


YEAH, Yeah, Yeah.

pariah-1972
10-24-2009, 11:32 AM
Britney Spears i'm sorry that bitch can't sing for the life of her and i can't stand listening to her insipid "music"

Boy Constrictor
10-24-2009, 04:39 PM
seems like you guys are just posting vocalists you find annoying or don't personally like as opposed to actual bad ones

Ilash
10-24-2009, 04:44 PM
Well, you know those metal artists who sort of vomit into their microphones rather than sing? Yeah, all of 'em.

Every single one of those horrible Eddie Vedder style post-grunge vocalists.

And, yes, Britney Spears clearly can't sing at all.

Jonathan Bogart
10-24-2009, 04:58 PM
Britney Spears i'm sorry that bitch can't sing for the life of her and i can't stand listening to her insipid "music"
Because nothing says "well-formed aesthetic judgment" like misogyny!

M. Bushbug
10-24-2009, 05:54 PM
seems like you guys are just posting vocalists you find annoying or don't personally like as opposed to actual bad ones

I like Lil Jon.

Bastard's just a bad vocalist.

Reptisaurus!
10-24-2009, 06:03 PM
I'm interpeting this as "Who is the worst vocalist" not "which vocalists do I not find to be pleasing to my personal aesthetic tastes-"

The Shaggs, Wesley Willis. Steve Malkmus (who I really, really like) is right-down among the worst of anyone who's taken seriously.

pariah-1972
10-24-2009, 07:18 PM
Because nothing says "well-formed aesthetic judgment" like misogyny!It would only be misogyny if it weren't true !

pariah-1972
10-24-2009, 07:19 PM
Both singers from Ac/Dc sound really horrible i can't really stand to listen to them.

pariah-1972
10-24-2009, 07:20 PM
Also the lead singer of Creed.

brotherfury
10-24-2009, 09:20 PM
Singer from Korn God-Aweful!

pariah-1972
10-24-2009, 10:54 PM
Dave Matthews ---ugh i cannot stand the sound of his voice in the beginning it was tolerable but now it's torture.

Ontir
10-25-2009, 12:33 AM
Claudine Longet was pretty gawdawful. My Dad referred to her as "the French Elmer Fudd."

40footwolf
10-25-2009, 01:45 AM
Also, Jeff Magnum. I actually like his voice, I think it helps his music aesthetically a lot of the time, but half the time the dude's not even in tune.

howyadoin
10-25-2009, 02:37 AM
Claudine Longet was pretty gawdawful. My Dad referred to her as "the French Elmer Fudd.""I'm dwivin' in my caw,
You turn on the wadio..."

greensheen22
10-27-2009, 11:12 AM
Any scremo band, and death metal too uughh....

Don't pee in the (Dead)pool
10-27-2009, 03:09 PM
Robbie Williams. Talentless, obnoxious and marketed at pre-pubescent girls.

Black Atom
10-27-2009, 03:44 PM
I'm actually really amazed at how limited a vocalist Rhianna is. Maybe I never paid much attention, but her vocals on Jay-Z's "Run This Town" are so bad I find it hard to believe she'd even make it past an American Idol audition.

Don't pee in the (Dead)pool
10-27-2009, 03:47 PM
I'm actually really amazed at how limited a vocalist Rhianna is. Maybe I never paid much attention, but her vocals on Jay-Z's "Run This Town" are so bad I find it hard to believe she'd even make it past an American Idol audition.

She's no Aaliyah, that's a fact.

pariah-1972
10-27-2009, 03:51 PM
Robbie Williams. Talentless, obnoxious and marketed at pre-pubescent girls.Hey i own one of his albums and i'm a middle aged dude.:mad:

Don't pee in the (Dead)pool
10-27-2009, 03:52 PM
Hey i own one of his albums and i'm a middle aged dude.:mad:

That's not my fault.:tongue:

pariah-1972
10-27-2009, 03:59 PM
That's not my fault.:tongue:It is now !

Don't pee in the (Dead)pool
10-27-2009, 04:06 PM
It is now !

I never accept responsibility for anything. Life's just easier that way.:biggrin:

pariah-1972
10-27-2009, 08:08 PM
I never accept responsibility for anything. Life's just easier that way.:biggrin:You would make a great mercenary or lawyer :eek:

The Black Guardian
10-27-2009, 09:23 PM
Yoko Ono and Courtney Love

mgs
10-27-2009, 09:48 PM
Do rappers even count as vocalists?
yeah, I agree with this. Most don't seem to have the knack for singing. Or choose not to.

Yoko Ono
ugh, definitely a yes! :wink:

SlightlyMad
10-28-2009, 03:13 AM
Dido - It's amazing how many notes she can miss in just one line.

Ziggy Stardust
10-28-2009, 06:26 AM
Whatever the guys name in Good Charlotte is (I don't care enough to find out). I just know that whenever I hear a GC song come on I can't change the radio fast enough because of how much his voice annoys me.

After that its probably Jack White. Like with GC, the voice completely ruins everything about the White Stripes for me.

Total agreement from me.

Toss in other whiners like the ones in Hedley, Simple Plan, etc...

Ziggy Stardust
10-28-2009, 06:29 AM
Seconding of Yoko Ono!

Anyone ever hear You Can Be My Yoko Ono by the Barenaked Ladies?

They mimic her siniging perfectly at one point in the song.

The Black Guardian
10-28-2009, 11:37 PM
After that its probably Jack White. Like with GC, the voice completely ruins everything about the White Stripes for me.
I was considering mentioning Jack White. Whenever I hear a White Stripes song, I start to really dig it... then he opens his mouth. This has been the case since "Seven Nation Army," first White Stripes song I ever heard.

But really... I think there are many who are far worse.

pariah-1972
10-29-2009, 12:22 AM
The guy from Hinder his voice makes me wanna vomit.

mailedbypostman1
10-29-2009, 01:16 PM
I nominate this guy's singing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5886Nb_psg

Note the impressive amount of auto tuning they did to his voice.

invisiboy
10-29-2009, 01:50 PM
Randy Newman and Bob Dylan are two of the WORST vocalists out there. But they are both brilliant songwriters.

Honorable mention: Paula Abdul.

Christopher Cross Is God
10-29-2009, 02:09 PM
seems like you guys are just posting vocalists you find annoying or don't personally like as opposed to actual bad ones

I'd agree on that assessment, for the most part.

Anyway, my vote for horrid vocalists are:

The guy from Crash Test Dummies.

Tom Petty .......Has nothing to do with whether I like his style of music or not, he just has a horrible voice.

Yoko Ono

I'm sure there are more I'm not thinking of.

DrewTheXenocide
10-29-2009, 09:28 PM
Whoever the singer is from No Age. They're fun as hell, though.

Ziggy Stardust
10-30-2009, 06:14 AM
Hey i own one of his albums and i'm a middle aged dude.:mad:

HIs swing CD wasn't bad.

Ziggy Stardust
10-30-2009, 06:15 AM
Y'know who's voice often ruined songs for me?

Dude from Smashing Pumpkins.

twilight
10-30-2009, 07:03 AM
Whoever the singer is from No Age. They're fun as hell, though.

Really?

I don't think Dean's the most talented dude but I've heard much worse.

-Twi

Pauly T
10-30-2009, 07:09 AM
Randy Newman and Bob Dylan are two of the WORST vocalists out there. But they are both brilliant songwriters.



You can also add Bruce Springsteen to the list of "Guys Who Should Just Write Songs and Give Them Away".

jesse_custer
10-30-2009, 09:08 AM
Do rappers even count as vocalists?

Sure.

There are more obvious examples, however, than Lil Jon. Cee-Lo from Goodie Mob, for instance. Dude can sing his dick off. (But even if he couldn't, I would still call him a vocalist.)

jesse_custer
10-30-2009, 09:09 AM
Randy Newman and Bob Dylan are two of the WORST vocalists out there.

Wrong. A vocalist doesn't have to rely on the traditional mode of singing to be good.

Newman and Dylan have great voices.

pariah-1972
10-30-2009, 09:10 AM
Y'know who's voice often ruined songs for me?

Dude from Smashing Pumpkins.His first two albums his singing was a lot less forced or according to Jesse Custer they weren't pushed so far up in the mix.

Shellhead
10-30-2009, 09:20 AM
I am not familiar with Stevie Nicks, she may be a very nice person. But I loathe her voice. She has a very limited range combined with an annoying nasal tone.

greggasket
11-02-2009, 08:49 AM
i hate Marilyn Manson.

Midnightblue
11-03-2009, 04:33 AM
Duffy. When I hear her singing I want to throw up