Hear ye! Hear ye! 'Tis the birthday of most noble King John the Thompson!!

[Maija]

Your minstrels shall be along presently, sire, to present Birthday Entertainments, including song, dance, and Whack-A-Serf. For snacking we shall have swallows choked with cheese and drowned in cognac, snakes stuffed with weasels stuffed with licorice whips,rabbits stuffed with raisins, each stuffed with tiny frogs, each stuffed with a kernel of corn, and for the Birthday Feast we shall have an Auroch stuffed with a wild boar, stuffed with a hind, stuffed with a sheep, stuffed with a goat, stuffed with a swan, stuffed with a pheasant, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken, stuffed with a quail, stuffed with a stoat, stuffed with a vole, stuffed with a gold coin with your face on it which you get to make a wish on if you find it.

Throughout all there shall be much beer, and later there will be cake, stuffed with surprises! And also ferrets.

I hope that these arrangements shall be to your liking, sire. And as it is Your Day, we must all do as thou commands!

*grovels backwards out of the throne room*. :redface:

And yes, I know your birthday isn't until tomorrow, but I can't stay up until midnight!

[gdeo]

behold the king approacheth!!!
Happiest Day of celebrating the birth of thee..okay...i give up !
Happt Birthday,John!!!!:wink:

[morna]

huzzah!

Oh exaulted majesty .. behold I bring you offerings of the most tasty variety to accompany the mighty feast yon wench hath allayed for your pleasure. yes, it is a beer stuffed with a smaller beer stuffed with an even smaller beer surrounding a very small beer... all at the core is the tiniest beer imaginable.

(careful it's kind of filling)


enjoy your day of days your bigness!

[Mike Cross]

Uhh..i'd likes to raise a toast to ye King John, but me mudder says take no King but the Lord Jebus, so here's a laurel and hearty Happy Birthday!

[The Lobster]

I hope thy had fun on thy BIRTHDAY!

[Roblin]

Happy Birthday!

[jnapper]

Happy Happy Birthday, John!!!

[pimpernel]

Happy birthday JT! :biggrin:

[Kees_L]

Many Happies Mr. John!

May you be bestowed with inspiration, inspiritations and but good stuff.

May you live long without ever getting old.

Also: read something. With monsters. And: tell me + us all about it :smile:.

[patrick r]

Happy Birthday!

I couldn't afford cake because the taxes are too high.

[Gary_B]

Happy Birthday, Your Nobleness!

[Jelio]

Happy Birthday!

[JohnThompson]

Thank you all for the royal regards! It's been a quiet one so far, but the festivities will commence tonight when the family is all home (I have the house alone to myself all day, victim of unemployment.... yay!).

Maija, I appreciate that you donned your princess-ly cap for the occasion!

[Maija]

Ye art most welcome, your highness! I art also a shiftless wench, employment-wise these days! To our health and good fortune!
it is a beer stuffed with a smaller beer stuffed with an even smaller beer surrounding a very small beer... all at the core is the tiniest beer imaginable.


I've had that before, Stüffenbräu I think it's called.

[Warwickweil]

Happy Birthday!

[Godomon]

Happy birthday :biggrin:

[Otto66]

I've had that before, Stüffenbräu I think it's called. One of the things I miss most about not having access to this
forum while I'm traveling is the large amount of silliness and fun poking that
use to go on in some of the threads. Certainly a jolly time was had by all
or some depending on their humor threshold. At times, a word or phrase
would arise that could lead to questionable posting. The key was knowing
when to walk away.
*AHEM* note Otto walking away
On another note, best belated birthday wishes. Hope there was much
BEER and CAKE.
Sometime I wish I had a blog just so I could write that next line...

[Neil Hill]

Happy belated! Sorry I missed this thread before.