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SUPERECWFAN1
10-13-2009, 04:35 PM
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Since its Halloween ...people have wondered this grand question for countless years. It has plagued us more than Bram Strokers "Dracula" and that horrible Wes Craven "Dracula 2000" that people had to sit thru. The question.... what political leanings did one Dracula have ?

But after countless hours of goofing off . And being paid to actually do research ...I finally came up with a half assed answer ladies and gentleman ..... Dracula was a Republican .

I mean lets look at him as a person. Dracula likes to save money on electricity and sleeps in a casket. At one time I suspect with the current housing crisis and the fact the economy was allowed to go to hell uner George Bush , the Republicans wish a lot of us could sleep ala Dracula and not need big houses and all.

Then we look at what Dracula does. He sucks blood from innocent people as a vampire. Well ....given the fact it seems Dracula favors this type of healthcare system the current Republican party uses.

Plus lets be honest , Dracula has to be in a high tax bracket and is part of the $250+ grand plus that Barack Obama will tax heavy. So of course with his wealth and having lived hundreds of years , Dracula is likely a very wealthy man.

So how did Dracula manage to exist all these years ? Did he contribute money for each Repblican election ? How far back does this conspiracy go ?
Spackling Compound
10-13-2009, 04:38 PM
Those Republicans! They ruin everything with the Republican Republicany Republicanistic Republicanisms.
FeminineMystique
10-13-2009, 04:43 PM
Dracula is actually in Whitby right now, and votes for the Monster Raving Loony Party each year. Because when you're immortal and need something to do, you have to have a laugh now and then.
Rev. Calibos
10-13-2009, 05:03 PM
Those Republicans! They ruin everything with the Republican Republicany Republicanistic Republicanisms.

Only EEEEVIL Vampire Bats have Right Wings after all......:smile:
FeminineMystique
10-13-2009, 05:10 PM
Only EEEEVIL Vampire Bats have Right Wings after all......:smile:

*Takes a moment to work out incredibly bad pun* Oh that is just downright WRONG:tongue:

Between you, Nightie and Vak I have no shortage of cheesy bad puns to keep me entertained it seems:biggrin:
Rev. Calibos
10-13-2009, 05:33 PM
*Takes a moment to work out incredibly bad pun* Oh that is just downright WRONG:tongue:

Between you, Nightie and Vak I have no shortage of cheesy bad puns to keep me entertained it seems:biggrin:

Kick ass.... I am thrilled and excited to be considered a font of cheesy-awesomeness.......:smile:
FeminineMystique
10-13-2009, 05:36 PM
Kick ass.... I am thrilled and excited to be considered a font of cheesy-awesomeness.......:smile:

Well you're welcome darling:smile: Keep up the good work!
40footwolf
10-13-2009, 05:39 PM
Ha ha! TOPICAL.
JamesRitcheyIII
10-13-2009, 06:38 PM
As an aristocrat--whose last real job description (The Impaler) was gained by suspending malcontents and Muslims on a sharpened pole by their bungholes--I'd have to go with Republican...:biggrin:
FeminineMystique
10-13-2009, 06:43 PM
As an aristocrat--whose last real job description (The Impaler) was gained by suspending anyone he bloody well felt like on a sharpened pole by their bungholes--I'd have to go with Republican...:biggrin:

Had to change that a tad darling, to reflect what good ol Vlad was really like. Be fair, he was many things but racist wasn't one of them. He was just as happy to horrifically murder his fellow countrymen as he was others.
Rev. Calibos
10-13-2009, 07:15 PM
Had to change that a tad darling, to reflect what good ol Vlad was really like. Be fair, he was many things but racist wasn't one of them. He was just as happy to horrifically murder his fellow countrymen as he was others.

To him all of humanity was like a buffet.....similar to the line at a local CiCi's pizza.
Aspield
10-13-2009, 07:15 PM
This is just wrong.

Guilty blood tastes so much better.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.
FeminineMystique
10-13-2009, 07:28 PM
To him all of humanity was like a buffet.....similar to the line at a local CiCi's pizza.

But it has to be said: he had STYLE:biggrin:
Rev. Calibos
10-13-2009, 07:31 PM
But it has to be said: he had STYLE:biggrin:

And panache.....:smile:
Night Swordsman
10-13-2009, 07:41 PM
I actually paid money to see Dracula 2000.

Time does not heal all wounds.
Rev. Calibos
10-13-2009, 07:44 PM
I actually paid money to see Dracula 2000.

Time does not heal all wounds.

Vitamin C made up for the rest of it.

I mean, c'mon.....it was Vitamin C!
FeminineMystique
10-13-2009, 07:44 PM
And panache.....:smile:

Truly, a man of wealth and taste:biggrin:
Rev. Calibos
10-13-2009, 07:59 PM
Truly, a man of wealth and taste:biggrin:

(G'N'R starts up in the background....)

'Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.....' :smile:



Edit: even though the Stones did it first I have a soft spot for the Interview With a Vampire cover.
Vakanai
10-13-2009, 08:00 PM
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Sharp dresser.

Since its Halloween ...people have wondered this grand question for countless years. It has plagued us more than Bram Strokers "Dracula" and that horrible Wes Craven "Dracula 2000" that people had to sit thru. The question.... what political leanings did one Dracula have ?

Which party was against sending young blood far off to distant lands, their necks literally hundreds of miles out of range, to possibly die a non-thirst satisfying death?

But after countless hours of goofing off . And being paid to actually do research ...I finally came up with a half assed answer ladies and gentleman ..... Dracula was a Republican .
Preposterous!
I mean lets look at him as a person. Dracula likes to save money on electricity and sleeps in a casket. At one time I suspect with the current housing crisis and the fact the economy was allowed to go to hell uner George Bush , the Republicans wish a lot of us could sleep ala Dracula and not need big houses and all.

The fact they wish that doesn't mean it makes him Republican,
He could just be going green.

Then we look at what Dracula does. He sucks blood from innocent people as a vampire. Well ....given the fact it seems Dracula favors this type of healthcare system the current Republican party uses.

Actually it is in Dracula's best interest to keep people alive and healthy for as long as possible.
More blood that way.
Mmm...

Plus lets be honest , Dracula has to be in a high tax bracket and is part of the $250+ grand plus that Barack Obama will tax heavy. So of course with his wealth and having lived hundreds of years , Dracula is likely a very wealthy man.

Hardly. You seen Castle Dracula lately? Dusty, barely furnished, almost no luxuries. Place is a real dump. Surely a wealthy vampire would get a better place than that dump.

So how did Dracula manage to exist all these years ? Did he contribute money for each Repblican election ? How far back does this conspiracy go ?

I did no such thing!
Uh...I mean, I'm sure Dracula did no such thing...>_>

*flies off into the night*
Tax and spend! Tax and spend!

:tongue:
SUPERECWFAN1
10-13-2009, 08:02 PM
(G'N'R starts up in the background....)

'Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.....' :smile:



Edit: even though the Stones did it first I have a soft spot for the Interview With a Vampire cover.

Well as much as I think that G'n'R would have butchered "Jumpin Jack Flash" if it had made it onto Illusion albums , the cover of SFTD was pretty damn good. Shame it was the original band breakin apart on it.
Vakanai
10-13-2009, 08:04 PM
*Takes a moment to work out incredibly bad pun* Oh that is just downright WRONG:tongue:

Between you, Nightie and Vak I have no shortage of cheesy bad puns to keep me entertained it seems:biggrin:

...I feel slighted.

And speaking of cheese, I see a baby mouse under a chair. Literally. I'm going to go get somebody to handle it now.
Fun fact: Baby mouse is cute, but also makes me want to go :eek: at the same time...

Edit: Apparently when I see said mouse, I need to find something to throw at it.
I don't think that's likely.
Need better traps!
Rev. Calibos
10-13-2009, 08:05 PM
Well as much as I think that G'n'R would have butchered "Jumpin Jack Flash" if it had made it onto Illusion albums , the cover of SFTD was pretty damn good. Shame it was the original band breakin apart on it.

This is true, but if they were going to just 'bamf', fall apart at least they did so with an awesome cover.
FeminineMystique
10-13-2009, 08:07 PM
(G'N'R starts up in the background....)

'Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.....' :smile:



Edit: even though the Stones did it first I have a soft spot for the Interview With a Vampire cover.

It WAS a pretty good one:smile:
Night Swordsman
10-13-2009, 08:18 PM
It WAS a pretty good one:smile:

I agree, but i have a soft spot for classic Stones music.
Night Swordsman
10-13-2009, 09:39 PM
Vitamin C made up for the rest of it.

I mean, c'mon.....it was Vitamin C!

That's right..she went topless for that movie.

:rolleyes:
Linkara
10-13-2009, 10:17 PM
Bah, I've known about Dracula's allegiance for some time. We all have.

The real question is what's the affiliation of Frankenstein? And yeah, I mean the MONSTER, not the Doctor. You want to start something, go ahead. :cool:
DavidAllred
10-13-2009, 10:33 PM
The real question is what's the affiliation of Frankenstein? And yeah, I mean the MONSTER, not the Doctor. You want to start something, go ahead. :cool:

Ahh, but the monster is really only a product of the doctor. My vote goes to stem cell proponents and gene therapy advancements, which could eventually end bio-diversity in the human species.