What the X is really missing...

[TJKernan]

The missing mutant Eye-Scream.

Last (and only) seen in the classic Obnoxio the Clown vs. the X-Men #1, the criminal mastermind has the amazing ability to transform into any flavor of ice cream...

Who has a cooler mutant power than that? Where do you think he has been hiding all this time?

hhhhhmmmmmm....

[coveredinbees]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Dee has the coolest powers.
But I've never read that, who won?

[Monty_Cristo]

this thread isn't about Shortpack for some strange reason.

[Wind-Breaker]

this thread isn't about Shortpack for some strange reason.

Or cowbell

[Filthy Mutie]

this thread isn't about Shortpack for some strange reason.

The perfect response.

[chrissstopher]

Eye-Scream vs. Shortpack... battle for the open spot on the X-Men roster...

Who wins?

[Filthy Mutie]

Eye-Scream vs. Shortpack... battle for the open spot on the X-Men roster...

Who wins?

This may be poll worthy.

[Personamanx]

It depends on if Shortpack gets Ice-Cream Headaches easily.

[Filthy Mutie]

It depends on if Shortpack gets Ice-Cream Headaches easily.

Or if he has sensitive teeth or a lactose intolerance.

[Personamanx]

Or if he has sensitive teeth or a lactose intolerance.

Yes. those would also be Prime Factors.

Does anyone have any Pictures showing him have any of those?

[Filthy Mutie]

Assuming Shortpack can enjoy Eye-Scream, what do you think his top three flavors would be?

[Monty_Cristo]

Or cowbell

if there's one thing that Shortpack has plenty of it's cow bell. it was the only instrument he could carry.

[Personamanx]

Assuming Shortpack can enjoy Eye-Scream, what do you think his top three flavors would be?

Cookie Dough
Moose Tracks
Pistachio (Spelled wrong).

[Monty_Cristo]

Assuming Shortpack can enjoy Eye-Scream, what do you think his top three flavors would be?

1. vanilla
2. chocolate
3. strawberry
4. bacon?

[Monty_Cristo]

Yes. those would also be Prime Factors.

Does anyone have any Pictures showing him have any of those?

unfortunately, that is all classified information.

[Filthy Mutie]

Cookie Dough
Moose Tracks
Pistachio (Spelled wrong).

I like where your head's at.

I bet he really like Ben & Jerry's S'Mores, too. It's really delightful.

[Personamanx]

Shortpack saves a lot of money during break ups due to the fact that the most Ice-Cream he can eat is a Thimble full.

[Monty_Cristo]

I like where your head's at.

I bet he really like Ben & Jerry's S'Mores, too. It's really delightful.

i'm betting that he has some exotic tastes; due to living outside of the U.S. a lot of the time. Mystique introduced him to german cuisine.

[Filthy Mutie]

i'm betting that he has some exotic tastes; due to living outside of the U.S. a lot of the time. Mystique introduced him to german cuisine.

Did he experience the joy of limoncello gelato while in Italy?

[Monty_Cristo]

Shortpack saves a lot of money during break ups due to the fact that the most Ice-Cream he can eat is a Thimble full.

you'd be surprised at how many calories are needed a to run a body that size. think about how much a mouse can eat in one sitting. small animals eat constantly to keep warm and alert, supposedly.

[Monty_Cristo]

Did he experience the joy of limoncello gelato while in Italy?

that sounds like a sexual position.

[Filthy Mutie]

that sounds like a sexual position.

It is. They named a frozen treat after it.

[Prodigy55]

I think I really like this Eye-Scream guy.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3329/109298-113366-eye-scream.jpg

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3329/109297-122340-eye-scream.gif

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3329/109296-118438-eye-scream.gif

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3329/107012-130992-eye-scream.gif

[Monty_Cristo]

i like him too. but not even close to how much i like Shortpack. definately not enough to choose him as an X-man over Shortpack.

[Filthy Mutie]

I don't remember seeing Eye-Scream on the depowered mutant collage in that issue of New Avengers.

[TJKernan]

Ree-dick-u-luss...

here I am trying to create a serious thread about one of the most heinous mutant villains of our time, and you have subverted it into a thread about that shrinky-dink.

I suspect that Eye-Scream has been secretly attacking mutants for years now...

*his spumoni goodness caused Agent X's ballooning status...

*rum raisin led to Fred Dukes becoming Blob.

...and then there is Big Birtha...

who is next???

[frog]

I suspect Eye-Scream is hiding from Blob for obvious reasons.

[Monty_Cristo]

I don't remember seeing Eye-Scream on the depowered mutant collage in that issue of New Avengers.

Pointer actually rejected his power set.

[Monty_Cristo]

Ree-dick-u-luss...

here I am trying to create a serious thread about one of the most heinous mutant villains of our time, and you have subverted it into a thread about that shrinky-dink.

I suspect that Eye-Scream has been secretly attacking mutants for years now...

*his spumoni goodness caused Agent X's ballooning status...

*rum raisin led to Fred Dukes becoming Blob.

...and then there is Big Birtha...

who is next???

TJKernan's mom? :confused:

[TJKernan]

oh, he got my mom back in the eighties...

but has anybody seen Jubiliation Lee lately? ill bet being tossed into obscurity makes a poor girl real hungry...

[Monty_Cristo]

he has an awful dull costume for someone w/ such a "colorful" power.