Why Is Sage the Only 06er Who Can Dress Herself?

[darknessatnoon]

I have a broken arm but even my fugly fiberglass cast is more stylish than 5/6ths of the original X-Men. Beast looks like Gene Shalit gene-spliced w/Elvis Costello, Jean is in Easter Sunday Protestant drag, Angel walks around in his dirty underwear, and Iceman is completely unremarkable.

http://i37.tinypic.com/166fxjm.jpg

http://i37.tinypic.com/5esmx4.jpg
more damning evidence

[Justin K.]

Angel walks around in his dirty underwear

How do you know they're dirty?

[jarrod]

I dunno, Sage dressed Dazzler in this...

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/7884/921730-91018_124756_dazzler_super_super.png

[Washout]

How do you know they're dirty?

He is wearing them. . . they've already got crabs. Let this be a lesson to you; all beautiful people have STDs.


I must say that I need some images of Sage in casual clothing before I can develop a thesis on this topic.

[darknessatnoon]

http://i34.tinypic.com/29p1yiw.jpg
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darknessatnoon]

X-Factor Beast

http://images.ocregister.com/newsimages/entertainment/2009/03/GeneShalit.jpg

[Azure]

Cyclops can dress himself.

[Hi-Fi]

I dunno, Sage dressed Dazzler in this...

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/7884/921730-91018_124756_dazzler_super_super.png
LOL. To be fair, that hair would ruin pretty much any outfit.

[DeniseXfrost]

Jean is so old fashioned.

[Justin K.]

http://www.ifanboy.com/comics/marvel_comics/new_exiles/7/cover-large.jpg

[darknessatnoon]

I dunno, Sage dressed Dazzler in this...

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/7884/921730-91018_124756_dazzler_super_super.png

Even Skrull Dazz and New Exiles Sage are way more stylish than Sunday School Jean.

http://www.ifanboy.com/comics/marvel_comics/new_exiles/7/cover-large.jpg
Look @ Sage crump.

[Prodigy55]

I must say that I need some images of Sage in casual clothing before I can develop a thesis on this topic.

Some recent outfits. (http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3347/595983-ne_13_onlyorko_dcp_024_super.jpg)

[jarrod]

Even Skrull Dazz and New Exiles Sage are way more stylish than Sunday School Jean.
lol. I don't disagree.

[Washout]

Sage is very lucky to have be a member of the original team in the 2000's when fashion is far more refined. Those other children of Xavier, however, can never escape the 60's and how atrocious they looked back then.


http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5648/282510-17132-hellfire-club_super.jpg= yum!

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/jean-gray-marvel-girl-statu.jpg=bum

[darknessatnoon]

Tessa even rocks the "Emma Frost" look.

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Hollow/9106/tessasage.jpg

[jarrod]

This thread needs a poll.

[darknessatnoon]

Too much effort jarrod. i am hobbled.

[Justin K.]

He is wearing them. . . they've already got crabs. Let this be a lesson to you; all beautiful people have STDs.

I must say that I need some images of Sage in casual clothing before I can develop a thesis on this topic.

He has healing blood, and mutants can't get STDs.

[Fatguy]

Tessa even rocks the "Emma Frost" look.

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Hollow/9106/tessasage.jpg

Is her anus glowing?

[Prodigy55]

Is her anus glowing?

Haven't you ever heard of a Blue Angel?

[Fatguy]

Haven't you ever heard of a Blue Angel?

Is that some sort of mutant hemorrhoid?

[Prodigy55]

Is that some sort of mutant hemorrhoid?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blue+angel

High skill level.

[Washout]

He has healing blood, and mutants can't get STDs.

His healing blood and mutation do not protect him from a crab infestation.

[darknessatnoon]

Is her anus glowing?

Sage invents new interfaces in her spare time.

[coveredinbees]

I dunno, Sage dressed Dazzler in this...

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/7884/921730-91018_124756_dazzler_super_super.png
That's Dazzler's own damn fault. Sage pulled off short hair fantastically.
http://i37.tinypic.com/ilcemo.jpg

Sage is very lucky to have be a member of the original team in the 2000's when fashion is far more refined. Those other children of Xavier, however, can never escape the 60's and how atrocious they looked back then.
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5648/282510-17132-hellfire-club_super.jpg = yum!

That artist made nice feet.

[peopleofpaper]

Sage's fashion is lesbian chic with a knock off pair of Cyclops's glasses. However, Jean is fierce in her Sunday best.

[timbox]

Okay but there is nothing fierce about Jean Grey.

[.LuckyStar.]

Sage looks better even with just a towel.

http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/sage21.jpg

[AcesX1X]

Sage's fashion is lesbian chic with a knock off pair of Cyclops's glasses. However, Jean is fierce in her Sunday best.

to be fair, sage's glasses do a lot more than cyclops glasses.

[Prodigy55]

to be fair, sage's glasses do a lot more than cyclops glasses.

Cyclops glasses hold back the strongest force in the world. It can move the moon.

[AcesX1X]

Cyclops glasses hold back the strongest force in the world. It can move the moon.

so? cyclops eyes can push the moon. cyclops glasses are just pieces of mineral that shield it.

sage's glasses can access all the major computer networks on the planet, project holographic webcam sessions in realtime, route via GPS, and access CEREBRA WI-FI.

[DaveTVS]

Does any of that matter, now that she's a building?

[AcesX1X]

Does any of that matter, now that she's a building?

she is not a building any longer. one of jeff parker's parting gifts on exiles was to free her from the building and preserve her in multiversal stasis, to be released at any point sans roma-vision.

[coveredinbees]

So very kind, she sacrificed herself for Psylocke.

Sage is the best dressed because the rest of the club were pampered and never learned to dress themselves, whereas Tessa grew up on her own, sewing new styles and gun pouches for herself.

[Washout]

so? cyclops eyes can push the moon. cyclops glasses are just pieces of mineral that shield it.

sage's glasses can access all the major computer networks on the planet, project holographic webcam sessions in realtime, route via GPS, and access CEREBRA WI-FI.


Weren't the X-Treme team's glasses made of ruby quartz fro Rogue's sake? So they'd be just as impressive as Cyke's and then some.

[AcesX1X]

Weren't the X-Treme team's glasses made of ruby quartz fro Rogue's sake? So they'd be just as impressive as Cyke's and then some.

certainly so, if that is the case.

[Mechano]

Does any of that matter, now that she's a building?

sage is a building now? good riddance.... she was as much an original x-man as peepers was... or tar baby.

[Washout]

Does any of that matter, now that she's a building?

She's a palace. Beast would wear a building. Sage wears a palace. She's fancy.

[Perfection/Emma 2]

Another Sage thread...HOORAY!

[darknessatnoon]

Another Sage thread...HOORAY!

people are so rude

[♥*♥*♥*Sonic Bliss*♥*♥*♥]

Sage has no fashion taste. All she does is follow popular trends like the baseline mutie she is.

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd157/BSB84/scan0001-5.jpg

She probably watched a lot of Matrix to come up with this drab and boring ensemble.

[Talisman]

Tessa even rocks the "Emma Frost" look.

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Hollow/9106/tessasage.jpg
Why is her cooch flashing?

[pryde15]

Why is her cooch flashing?

It's her hazard light.

[Talisman]

It's her hazard light.
I wish I had a hazard light:frown:

[beetlebum]

X-Factor Beast

http://images.ocregister.com/newsimages/entertainment/2009/03/GeneShalit.jpg

Completely off-topic, but this post made me laugh.

[coveredinbees]

Sage has no fashion taste. All she does is follow popular trends like the baseline mutie she is.
She probably watched a lot of Matrix to come up with this drab and boring ensemble.
PLEASE. Sage is beautiful enough to make any outfit look stunning, even that. Sage in swimwear:
http://i33.tinypic.com/2nlwe8n.png

Check out her trademark coat.
http://i33.tinypic.com/x60vht.jpg

[jarrod]

Check out her trademark coat.
http://i33.tinypic.com/x60vht.jpg
Ugh, god I wish Davis had drawn Chasing Hellfire.

[frog]

Sage made a serious fashion blunder that can not be ignored.

Only women named Brunhilda should wear brass boobie cups.

[timbox]

Sage made a serious fashion blunder that can not be ignored.

Only women named Brunhilda should wear brass boobie cups.

That was obviously her Diana Fox persona.

[coveredinbees]

Sage made a serious fashion blunder that can not be ignored.

Only women named Brunhilda should wear brass boobie cups.
http://i34.tinypic.com/2qc14rb.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/2qn8n51.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/8wwplf.jpg

Davis was indeed great, jarrod, and that's one of my favorite Sage costumes.

Ugh, god I wish Davis had drawn Chasing Hellfire.

[MIMIC616]

Fav Sage Outfits!

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/betaflight/newex24.jpg

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/betaflight/MarcioTakaraSageandPlushyMimic.jpg

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/betaflight/JeffMoyMimicSage.jpg

[Justin K.]

I didn't like her New Excalibur costume that much, I do love her long coat though.

[darknessatnoon]

Fav Sage Outfits!

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/betaflight/MarcioTakaraSageandPlushyMimic.jpg

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/betaflight/JeffMoyMimicSage.jpg

I love these drawings! I call for more original Sage art.

[Justin K.]

Ugh, god I wish Davis had drawn Chasing Hellfire.

I actually liked the art in Chasing Hellfire.

[Home made ectoplasm]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/betaflight/JeffMoyMimicSage.jpg

very nice! 1010