The Gallery Of Abused X-Men

[XaviersMisprint]

The mutant race just cannot seem to catch a break.

When they aren't being beaten down by oppressive humans

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/886372-dragoness_super.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/499508-pixie_super.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/835234-riot_super.jpg

, it seems that they are still fighting amongst one another.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/862127-suckerpunch_super.jpg


Does the mutant race need to sit down and have group therapy? Will they ever kiss and make up? Or should they just get this divorce from humanity over with and move out to an island with multiple phallic towers?

Step 1 seems to be in place with this new Utopia. But is the mutant threat capable of defending itself from... itself?

Post scans of your favorite characters getting the sh*t beaten out of them.

[XaviersMisprint]

"Bad doggy, bad! No more IAMS for you. I'm feedin' you yer daddy."

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/903296-nm004038_super.jpg

"Take this, fatass!"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/Manners.jpg

"The 90's are coming, I need to perfect my macho image. Please just go with it."

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/787013-apocavatarpower2ny5_super.jpg

"Does this turn you on as much as it turns me on?"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/462380-omega_super.jpg

[Puunk]

Whose the chick in your first pic? I can never remember her name. Can't stand her costume.

And kudos for the pic where Pixie's getting hurt.

[XaviersMisprint]

"I told you it was my first time bottoming! Why don't you understYAARRRGGHH!!!!1!!"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/690117-iceman38_super.jpg

"You're it!"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/m157316294.jpg

"I wish I never peed on you again, I wish you died the last time we mated!"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/mm904-3.jpg

"I found a beetle in my pork fried rice. Tell your friends at The China Wok that if it happens again, this will be their face!"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/891078-nm1004_thumb.jpg

[XaviersMisprint]

Whose the chick in your first pic? I can never remember her name. Can't stand her costume.

And kudos for the pic where Pixie's getting hurt.

Its Dragoness, and you had better remember it, bitch.

[XaviersMisprint]

Cyclops might be a leading problem with this mutant race. Is he stable enough to lead the mutants?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/693746-prv1936_pg6_super.jpg

Maybe not. And after what he did to poor Blob in that panel a few posts back? Wow. Zapping a man while he's down is one thing, but calling him fat? That is just too much.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/199783-62525-toad_superJPG.jpg

Toad is trying to molest Outlaw in German! Mutant on mutant crime is a no-no, Mortimer.

[Puunk]

Its Dragoness, and you had better remember it, bitch.

Her codename's amazing but her costume's repulsive.

Hm, how about the famous Brick/Cyclops shot?

[XaviersMisprint]

Her codename's amazing but her costume's repulsive.

Hm, how about the famous Brick/Cyclops shot?

If you find it, post it.

[XaviersMisprint]

It appears that the main mutant offender is Beast.

Disguised as a pleasant philosophical scientist, this monster has single handedly defiled or destroyed every one of the X-Men one at a time.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/686821-psylocke30_thumb.jpg

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Look at him, acting all surprised. "I didn't mean 2 smash u wit a freezer burn Hot Pocket! It... it was Teh Couscous dey diddit."

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/666638-prv1798_pg8_thumb.jpg

Another fellow X-Man, abused by Beast. Will the madness never end?

[XaviersMisprint]

No, the madness will never end.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/beak.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/113156-65424-beast_super.jpg

[Puunk]

If you find it, post it.

I can't. Using iPod for Internet for about a week 'til computer is fixed.

If I could copy and paste links, I'd be posting a gajillion picks. Molly throwing Logan through the roof. Cyclops shooting Rockslide. Surge electrocuting Mercury.

[BBeeryan]

Pixie and Scott deserved their beatings.

[XaviersMisprint]

Pixie and Scott deserved their beatings.

But did Psylocke, Emma Frost, Beak, Wolverine, and Bishop?

Beast is a monster. Stay tuned until next time where we visit Beast vs Cyclops, Beast vs Dazzler, and Beast vs Sabretooth.

[creaky]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/462380-omega_super.jpg

LOLOLOL! Where's that from?

[Hakael]

Warsong maybe? If so, don't bother...

[pryde15]

LOLOLOL! Where's that from?

Phoenix Endsong, not sure on the issue.

[worstblogever]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa262/surrealmonkey_wedding/worstblogever/ticklemonsterkurt.jpg

I can't decide if Kurt's tickle fetish, or Rogue breaking his ribs for it is worse.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa262/surrealmonkey_wedding/worstblogever/WolverinevsMauvais3.jpg

Wolverine gets his eye eaten. It'll grow back. No worries.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa262/surrealmonkey_wedding/worstblogever/PunisherPwnsWolverine2.jpg
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The Punisher assault's Logan's groin, shoots his face off with a shotgun, then steamrolls him. But he'll be okay.

[worstblogever]

Even the blind are shown no mercy.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa262/surrealmonkey_wedding/worstblogever/InkvsBlindfold.jpg

And even those in wheelchairs will attack.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa262/surrealmonkey_wedding/worstblogever/BishopvsOnslaught1.jpg
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Candy Southern has issues with her boy.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa262/surrealmonkey_wedding/worstblogever/AngelsRochambeau.jpg

[Justin K.]

Warsong maybe? If so, don't bother...

Endsong actually.

[Bryan Rios]

Street Fighter!
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/33/deadpool52f.jpg

[The Big G]

Street Fighter!
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/33/deadpool52f.jpg

Greatest moment in comic book history

[Midnightblue]

Greatest moment in comic book history

seconded :biggrin:

[XaviersMisprint]

Speaking of Nightcrawler tickling fetish, I was reading a bunch of dollar bin back issues and in Nightcrawler #4 of his oldest mini, he got out of his restraints by tickling the thing that had him locked up since it was 'alive and liked to be tickled' apparently.


What a creep!

[XaviersMisprint]

Look at Beast not only tackling and physically abusing Cyclops... I think there may also be penetration. You're lucky you're always wearing that condom, Cyclops, or you might get STFleas.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/693747-prv1936_pg5_super.jpg

Check out this inhumane assault on Dazzler. It isn't Alison's fault she pops and freaks. It isn't an invite to be popped by a freak, Beast.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/690970-dazzler30_super.jpg

Sabretooth is an X-man as well, Beast. This is canon. Why are you speaking like a LOLcat as you assault your teammate? Evil.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/784853-sabretoothredzonep38iw1_supe.jpg

[frog]

Am I going to have to LOLcat you too, Xavier?
Look at Beast not only tackling and physically abusing Cyclops... I think there may also be penetration. You're lucky you're always wearing that condom, Cyclops, or you might get STFleas.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/693747-prv1936_pg5_super.jpg
Clearly Scott does not hesitate to strike an X-Men from behind either. I'd call that even.

Check out this inhumane assault on Dazzler. It isn't Alison's fault she pops and freaks. It isn't an invite to be popped by a freak, Beast.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/690970-dazzler30_super.jpg
Beast couldn't help being enraged by her lapse of fashion savvy there.

Sabretooth is an X-man as well, Beast. This is canon. Why are you speaking like a LOLcat as you assault your teammate? Evil.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b162/Christophe14/Abused%20X-Men/784853-sabretoothredzonep38iw1_supe.jpg
Sabretooth is dead!

[XaviersMisprint]

Am I going to have to LOLcat you too, Xavier?

Clearly Scott does not hesitate to strike an X-Men from behind either. I'd call that even.

Beast couldn't help being enraged by her lapse of fashion savvy there.

Sabretooth is dead!

You should be happy! This basically turned into a Beast Appreciation thread. I appreciate that he has beaten up all of the X-Men and/or sexually harassed/assaulted them. Not all characters have to be Prudey McTightlips to be enjoyable!

[frog]

You should be happy! This basically turned into a Beast Appreciation thread. I appreciate that he has beaten up all of the X-Men and/or sexually harassed/assaulted them. Not all characters have to be Prudey McTightlips to be enjoyable!

Now we know your fetish - mutant on mutant violence!

[XaviersMisprint]

Now we know your fetish - mutant on mutant violence!

Its true. Dress up as Dazzler and come over later. I'll dress up as Beast. I'm gonna beat you good.


I already invited worstblogever and Washout. Its going to be a partayyy!

[frog]

Its true. Dress up as Dazzler and come over later. I'll dress up as Beast. I'm gonna beat you good.


I already invited worstblogever and Washout. Its going to be a partayyy!

Somewhere Novaya Havoc is redefining the meaning of "conniption fit".

[XaviersMisprint]

Somewhere Novaya Havoc is redefining the meaning of "conniption fit".

Its spelled "Lila Cheney".