Hurricane
09-26-2009, 03:19 PM
WARNING: Minor spoilers for Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 ahead. You have been warned.
After you beat the game, there is an audio disk with the Hulk reading his haikus. This line made me laugh until I almost peed:
Hulk join awesome club
And first rule is you don’t talk…
Oops, Hulk break first rule.
Here is the rest of them:
Stretchy man suggest Hulk release anger with words
Hulk call it Hulk-Ku
Stark send Hulk to Space
BUT HULK COME BACK VERY MAD
MOON NOT MADE OF CHEESE!
Hulk likes Wolverine
Logan fix self when broken
Hulk need friends like that
World have mysteries
Like why Sky Blue?
Answers Hard
Smashing Easier
Falling Leaf
Days End
Things Break
Life stop
Time go on
NOT ALWAYS HULK’S FAULT!
Breaking can be good
Vending machine want quarter
So Hulk break twenty
Hulk break lots of things
Everything makes noise when broke
Hank wrong about mimes
Eating Hard for Hulk
So many things fit in mouth
How to know what’s food?
HULK AM SO ANGRY!
Winter Go and Spring Come
Who play snow fort now?
Doc Samson tell Hulk
When Hulk angry count twenty
Hulk out of fingers
Hulk join awesome club
And first rule is you don’t talk…
Oops, Hulk break first rule.
Hulk Smash, Smash more Smash!
Hulk Smash WHOLE WORLD!
Act is called
the Aristocrats
Hulk Smash wide load sign
Not appreciate insult
Hurt Hulk self image
Hulk strongest there is
Him not listen to dumb frog
IT EASY BEING GREEN!
Hulk think Hulk nice guy
But Hulk not very photogenic
Online Dating Hard.
Hulk want hug kitties,
But they so easy to squish!
Hulk live in Cruel World.
After you beat the game, there is an audio disk with the Hulk reading his haikus. This line made me laugh until I almost peed:
Hulk join awesome club
And first rule is you don’t talk…
Oops, Hulk break first rule.
Here is the rest of them:
Stretchy man suggest Hulk release anger with words
Hulk call it Hulk-Ku
Stark send Hulk to Space
BUT HULK COME BACK VERY MAD
MOON NOT MADE OF CHEESE!
Hulk likes Wolverine
Logan fix self when broken
Hulk need friends like that
World have mysteries
Like why Sky Blue?
Answers Hard
Smashing Easier
Falling Leaf
Days End
Things Break
Life stop
Time go on
NOT ALWAYS HULK’S FAULT!
Breaking can be good
Vending machine want quarter
So Hulk break twenty
Hulk break lots of things
Everything makes noise when broke
Hank wrong about mimes
Eating Hard for Hulk
So many things fit in mouth
How to know what’s food?
HULK AM SO ANGRY!
Winter Go and Spring Come
Who play snow fort now?
Doc Samson tell Hulk
When Hulk angry count twenty
Hulk out of fingers
Hulk join awesome club
And first rule is you don’t talk…
Oops, Hulk break first rule.
Hulk Smash, Smash more Smash!
Hulk Smash WHOLE WORLD!
Act is called
the Aristocrats
Hulk Smash wide load sign
Not appreciate insult
Hurt Hulk self image
Hulk strongest there is
Him not listen to dumb frog
IT EASY BEING GREEN!
Hulk think Hulk nice guy
But Hulk not very photogenic
Online Dating Hard.
Hulk want hug kitties,
But they so easy to squish!
Hulk live in Cruel World.