Mate.Marry or Murder........................

[witness]

I nicked this Idea from an awful brit TV show called snog,marry,avoid. so my questions are Which X-man would you most like to mate with?

Which X-man would you most like to Marry?

Which X-man would annoy you so much you ended murdering him?

Which X-man would you most like to have tea with?

I'd mate with Toad (because after all who doesn't enjoy Mr toads wild ride).

I'd marry Mystique (She's a shape-shifter so I can't imagine things would ever get boring in the bedroom)

I'd Murder Cyclops (I don't even feel the need to justify this as its CYCLOPS)

I'd have tea with Xavier (cause we could play chess at the same time)

[worstblogever]

Well goddamn, can't I just have tea with somebody? :redface:

[witness]

Well goddamn, can't I just have tea with somebody? :redface:
That option has now been included. :biggrin:

[worstblogever]

for the purpose of this thread you can as long as it's a precursor to one of the three options. :biggrin:

I'd have these 4 for tea...

Dr. Reyes, Icarus, and Lady Mastermind.


Quite obviously, I'd murder Icarus, since he's a useless twat.
I'd have tea just to chat with the Beast. He's well read, easy to talk to, and hates hot pockets.
I'd mate with Lady Mastermind. She's morally bankrupt, so if there's someone worth having empty angry sex without strings, she's the gal to go to. Hopefully she wouldn't smell too much like a vodka brewery.
Dr. Reyes is a doctor I could take home to mom, and her desire to be away from all the X-insanity is a plus. Not to mention, I'd spare the drama of a Beast/CeCe/Abigail Brand love triangle, or "Enrique McCoy" bullshit that happens in X-Men: The End that way. It's like good all around.

[witness]

I'd have these 3 for tea...

Dr. Reyes, Icarus, and Lady Mastermind.


Quite obviously, I'd murder Icarus, since he's a useless twat.
I'd mate with Lady Mastermind. She's morally bankrupt, so if there's someone worth having empty angry sex without strings, she's the gal to go to. Hopefully she wouldn't smell too much like a vodka brewery.
Dr. Reyes is a doctor I could take home to mom, and her desire to be away from all the X-insanity is a plus. Not to mention, I'd spare the drama of a Beast/CeCe/Abigail Brand love triangle, or "Enrique McCoy" bullshit that happens in X-Men: The End that way. It's like good all around.


I didn't even think of Lady M! (had to squeeze my toad joke in anyway) Now she would be definite one-night stand material. :biggrin:

[worstblogever]

I didn't even think of Lady M! (had to squeeze my toad joke in anyway) Now she would be definite one-night stand material. :biggrin:

Mystique would be a lot of people's pick, since she could be any woman, but she could just break your neck or change into a dude halfway through or some weird s***. Seeing how her love affair with Iceman has gone, I'd likely be too intimidated by the fear of nano-crabs to get it up.

Although, if you're vain, Mystique could turn into you. So there's that. :redface:

[Nicoclaws]

Mystique would change into a dude halfway through

That's totally why I'd mate with Mystique.
Marry CeCe or Warthington III (he's rich, that's all there is to say about mariage)
Have tea with Xavier, probably. Or Psylocke, so she can do a ceremony (and try to rape me, I'd totally like that too)

[worstblogever]

That's totally why I'd mate with Mystique.
Marry CeCe or Warthington III (he's rich, that's all there is to say about mariage)
Have tea with Xavier, probably. Or Psylocke, so she can do a ceremony (and try to rape me, I'd totally like that too)

See, if I was into men, I'd have picked Warren, too. The $$$ helps. Hell, Warren might be rich enough to make me play for the other team, I'd have to see his bank accounts. Hell, he might have enough money to get me to do him while flying over my mom. I hear he's into that. LOL.

[witness]

See, if I was into men, I'd have picked Warren, too. The $$$ helps. Hell, Warren might be rich enough to make me play for the other team, I'd have to see his bank accounts. Hell, he might have enough money to get me to do him while flying over my mom. I hear he's into that. LOL.

If its about money its not just Warren. Xavier and Gambit are both loaded too so they'd need considering.

[witness]

Mystique would be a lot of people's pick, since she could be any woman, but she could just break your neck or change into a dude halfway through or some weird s***. Seeing how her love affair with Iceman has gone, I'd likely be too intimidated by the fear of nano-crabs to get it up.

Although, if you're vain, Mystique could turn into you. So there's that. :redface:

Can you imagine it. you're halfway through and suddenly you're having sex with yourself. I can't imagine anything worse. :eek:

[Keldor]

Which X-man would you most like to Marry? Northstar

Which X-man would annoy you so much you ended murdering him? Armor, Ink or X-23

Which X-man would you most like to have tea with? Storm

[worstblogever]

Can you imagine it. you're halfway through and suddenly you're having sex with yourself. I can't imagine anything worse. :eek:

Mystique could turn into your mom, dad, or grandparents.


Seriously, you're marrying a woman who has a myriad of ways to send you to a sanitarium for extended counseling. Just have her over for tea, just to be safe.

[witness]

Which X-man would you most like to Marry? Northstar

Which X-man would annoy you so much you ended murdering him? Armor, Ink or X-23

Which X-man would you most like to have tea with? Storm

You wouldn't want to mate with any of them then? sensible.

[Mitsaso]

I'd mate with Iceman! He'd get all guilty the morning after and revert back into his closet, so it's not like there's an option for a rematch, never mind a marriage. :tongue:

I'd marry Jamie Madrox (with a prenup forcing him to always bring in his dupes at bed when ordered to) :evilsmile: I'd be set for life!!!

I would end up murdering Rachel Grey, especially if she started nagging over tea! I'd just stuff her mouth with sugar cubes until she suffocated. :evilangry:

For a nice cup of tea, I'd request Layla Miller. Maybe she'd be nice enough to pretend to read the tea leaves afterwards and tell me my fate. :biggrin:

[worstblogever]

On another note, tea with Blindfold, No-Girl, and Layla Miller would be a really creepy experience.

[mimic_616]

I guess I'd mate with Rogue, marry Jean Grey, murder Jubilee and have tea with Iceman (I find something about him drinking hot tea amusing).

[theXfactor]

Which X-man would you most like to mate with?
Emma Frost, obviously.
Which X-man would you most like to Marry?
Jean Grey
Which X-man would annoy you so much you ended murdering him?
Rockslide
Which X-man would you most like to have tea with?
Beast

[Midnightblue]

Mate - Gambit. I've had a crush on him since the animated series.
Marry - probably Gambit too. If not, then Magneto, but only if he was deaged again.
Murder - Kitty, when she comes back.
tea - Deadpool. I'm sure it would be very interesting conversation

[Midnightblue]

sorry, double post

[IllegalPAP]

I'd mate with Wolverine. That I think would be a fun time.:redface:
I'd marry Namor. Who wouldn't want to marry into royalty?:biggrin:
I'd murder Jean. Enough to stay dead forever. I guess she's the only x-person I really don't like.:rolleyes:
I'd have tea with Jubilee. It would be fun.:cool:

[peopleofpaper]

Which X-man would you most like to Marry? Colossus

Which X-man would annoy you so much you ended murdering him? Pixie/Kitty/R'chel

Which X-man would you most like to have tea with? Storm

[witness]

I guess I'd mate with Rogue, marry Jean Grey, murder Jubilee and have tea with Iceman (I find something about him drinking hot tea amusing).

Thing is you'd end up having iced tea with Bobby Drake whether you liked it or not.

[S'Cipio_66]

Not sure if "mate" meant have sex with or become friends with.

If it's friends, I'd be mates with Cyclops.

If it's sex, I'd mate with Layla Miller. What?!! She's 25. Twenty Five! Stop staring at me!

I'd marry Polaris. She seems the most real of the non-telepathic women to me, and really cares about the people she cares for. (And don't kid yourself, ALL wives get that crazy. Go ahead and marry the one that's up front about it.)

I'd murder Shatterstar if he counts as an X-Man; Darwin if he doesn't. The first has always annoyed me with his stupid double-swords and attitude, and while the other seems a nice enough guy, he's a constant reminder of the Dark Genesis story.

I'd have tea with Teresa Cassidy, because with her at least I'd know we'll eventually get to Scotch. And who wants to stick with tea?

-S'Cipio

[S'Cipio_66]

My first ever double post.

<sniff> I'm so proud!

[witness]

I'd mate with Wolverine. That I think would be a fun time.:redface:
I'd marry Namor. Who wouldn't want to marry into royalty?:biggrin:
I'd murder Jean. Enough to stay dead forever. I guess she's the only x-person I really don't like.:rolleyes:
I'd have tea with Jubilee. It would be fun.:cool:

Murder Jean...... and for your next trick you could end poverty and starvation.

[Hakael]

Which X-man would you most like to mate with?
- Dani Moonstar...

Which X-man would you most like to Marry?
- Siryn. Accents do funny things to me.

Which X-man would annoy you so much you ended murdering him?
- Icarus. Since he's already dead I'll settle for coming up with a creative way to dispose of his zombie corpse.

Which X-man would you most like to have tea with?
-Beast. Probably the best conversation ever.

[rifleman101]

Mate? X-23. Simply hot.

Marry? Mercury.... when she's a little older.

Murder? Rockslide. Guy has about as much brains as a brick. Oh, wait...

Tea? Deadpool. Best conversation ever.

[Kid Icarus]

This would be much more fun if you play the game the way the actual game is meant to be played. One poster would list three random XCharacters, and the next poster would have to pick which one to marry, which to murder, and which to snog, out of the three choices. Then they would pick three new people, and so on.

[Filthy Mutie]

Mate: Polaris, because she's fucking insane and I'm sure a dynamo in el sacko. Plus, she--waitaminute, doesn't she have every STD ever now as a result of her being Pestilence? (I know mutants don't get AIDS, but...) That's realer than "Real Deal" Holyfield. How about... DANI MOONSTAR, c'mooonnn dooowwwn! (

Marry: I'd marry Dazzler, even though I prefer brunettes. I'm totally fine with having a wife who makes more than me and I think I could actually like her music. Maybe I'd strong-arm her into form a band with me. Dazzler in front of a Sounds-like band? Noice. Plus, she doesn't wear momjeans, have a history of demonic/evil possession, and can rainbow the face off of potential muggers.

Murder: Kitty. Pride. NO, WAIT! Diana Fox? Does that count? If not, then MomJeans Grey as soon as she busts out of her stupid cocoon again.

Tea: Psylocke, because she's a dirty girl and I can definitely parlay that into another Mate session. Or, if I'm not in the mood, Madison Jefferies, because that guy's the jam.

[Imraith Nimphais]

Mate: Wolverine and Nightcrawler (at the same time)
Marry: Colossus (He's big, buff and beauty-full...just the way I likes my mens...and he's artistic...iow...absolutely perfect)
Murder: Pixie (I guess...she seems to be the most annoying)
Have tea with: Storm (We both worship/revere a nature Goddess)

[RuggeSkin]

Mate-The Rictor/Shatterstar combo. So freakin hawt. And you know Ric takes it like a champ.

Marry-Banshee. The accent would make me jelly and they drew him freakin HAWT. The 1st part of the Phalynx Covenant? When he's changing into his workout cloathes? Oh HELLZ yeah. Also he's rich and has a castle.

Tea-Prolly Madrox. Very smart with lots of life experiences to talk about

Murder-Pixie. Why is she featured so frakkin much? She's not interesting. The only reason i can gather is hate mail written in Welsh would take up so many pieces of paper to convey 30 words that it would destroy the back of the letter carrier and Fraction doesn't wanna hafta deal with the lawsuit.

[IllegalPAP]

Marry-Banshee. The accent would make me jelly and they drew him freakin HAWT. The 1st part of the Phalynx Covenant? When he's changing into his workout cloathes? Oh HELLZ yeah. Also he's rich and has a castle.


ABSOLUTELY seconded. All that is the truth.:wink:

[The Big G]

I'd Mate with Psylocke, female ninjas are hAWT

I'd marry Rahne....Scotish girls do it for me

I'd kill Pixie since she's the Anti-Christ

Tea with Deadpool...nuff said

[darknessatnoon]

Why didn't you use the word snog in the title? Not that this thread would be any less shitty.

At least Sage stars in the Snog show.

[Lintu]

Mate? Jean, I mean she is hot wouldn,t marry her though I would be a widowed husband every 2 years.

Marry? Kitty, marraige would never be dull she looks good and would fix my computer for me.

Murduer? Namor, never realy liked him.

Tea? Deadpool, as said by others that would be one fun tea.

[Perfection/Emma 2]

I would mate with no one

I would marry Rogue and buy her anything that she wants as well as give her free will to date any man that isn't Gambit or Magneto and her only requirements will be not to get pregnant by any of her lovers for I not really the sexual type

I would murder Bastion and any mutant/Alien haters

Have tea with Selene

[The Black Guardian]

Which X-man would you most like to mate with?
Storm.
Which X-man would you most like to Marry?
Kitty. I kinda already did this.
Which X-man would annoy you so much you ended murdering him?
Bishop.
Which X-man would you most like to have tea with?
Our Lord Magneto

[wolvie616]

who would I murder? emma of course. she needs to burn

who would I mate with? hmm.........probably british psylocke. a guilty plaesure of mine

who would I marry? kitty pryde, most definatley

who would I have tea with? nightcrawler. he is definatley fun to talk to: everything from pirates of the carribbean to theology

[AcesX1X]

you should only marry for money, power, or better circumstance.


what does kitty pryde have to offer you, wolvie?

[The Black Guardian]

you should only marry for money, power, or better circumstance.

what does kitty pryde have to offer you, wolvie?
Excitement and happiness, which falls under "better circumstance."

[Wind-Breaker]

Which X-man would you most like to mate with? Monet
Pros: It's Monet!
Cons: She'd mind wipe my memory of the experience just so nobody would know.

Which X-man would you most like to Marry? Mystique
Pros: She maybe crazy but it would make for a interesting and exciting marriage that would never get boring (to say the least).
Cons: She'll treat the vow "till to death do us part" as an option.

Which X-man would annoy you so much you ended murdering her? Surge
Pros: Surge will be gone!
Cons: There are no cons. Surge will be gone!

Which X-man would you most like to have tea with? Deadpool
Pros: As nonsensical as he is I'd still be able to follow his conversations.
Cons: He'd make me into his sidekick, and get me killed in the process.

[The Big G]

Which X-man would you most like to have tea with? Deadpool
Pros: As nonsensical as he is I'd still be able to follow his conversations.
Cons: He'd make me into his sidekick, and get me killed in the process.

But what a way to go! Dying in a giant tempest of bullets and explosions.

[Marvelfan278]

Mate? Mystique of course, the possibilities are endless.

Marry? Not happening ever, an X-marriage ends two ways, my death or the wife's.

Murder? No one, they'd just pop back to life and seek revenge.

Tea? Deadpool, of course.

[Whim]

Which X-man would you most like to mate with?

Husk. I think being with Paige would be a lot of fun.... I mean she did do it with Angel in the sky with her teammates and mother watching. Not that I'd be up for that but I'd be attracted to her for sure.

Which X-man would you most like to Marry?

Shadowcat. I could see being with Kitty for the long run, just you know ... not inviting Colossus to the wedding.

Which X-man would annoy you so much you ended murdering him?

Emma Frost. Snobby annoying bitch. I couldn't stand being around The X-Men if she was still with Scott and in charge.

Which X-man would you most like to have tea with?

Deadpool. Like said before there would be some interesting conversation. Deadpool could use a little buddy!

[witness]

Why didn't you use the word snog in the title? Not that this thread would be any less shitty.

At least Sage stars in the Snog show.

Basically because snog doesn't begin with the letter M, be thankful I didn't put Masticate and invoke a debate about which X-man you would eat in a survival situation oh and this thread is just a bit of fun so don't be so po-faced.

[witness]

Mate? Jean, I mean she is hot wouldn,t marry her though I would be a widowed husband every 2 years.

Marry? Kitty, marraige would never be dull she looks good and would fix my computer for me.

Murduer? Namor, never realy liked him.

Tea? Deadpool, as said by others that would be one fun tea.

Marriage with Kitty sounds an Incredibly dull life if you ask me :biggrin:

[witness]

I would mate with no one

I would marry Rogue and buy her anything that she wants as well as give her free will to date any man that isn't Gambit or Magneto and her only requirements will be not to get pregnant by any of her lovers for I not really the sexual type

I would murder Bastion and any mutant/Alien haters

Have tea with Selene

You'd let Rogue have her cake and eat it. Interesting........

[witness]

Mate-The Rictor/Shatterstar combo. So freakin hawt. And you know Ric takes it like a champ.

Marry-Banshee. The accent would make me jelly and they drew him freakin HAWT. The 1st part of the Phalynx Covenant? When he's changing into his workout cloathes? Oh HELLZ yeah. Also he's rich and has a castle.

Tea-Prolly Madrox. Very smart with lots of life experiences to talk about

Murder-Pixie. Why is she featured so frakkin much? She's not interesting. The only reason i can gather is hate mail written in Welsh would take up so many pieces of paper to convey 30 words that it would destroy the back of the letter carrier and Fraction doesn't wanna hafta deal with the lawsuit.

Do you think you could really put up with the most stereotypical Irish accent for your WHOLE life though?

As for Pixie, I say we start the Marvel are biased to the Welsh conspiracy theories. Also going on the Banshee model of stereo-typing why isn't Pixie obsessed with sheep?

[witness]

Well it seems Deadpool is the clear leader in the "tea" race and Pixie and Jean seem to be the most popular murders so far. I still think you've a better chance of stopping the earth from orbiting the sun than you have of killing Jean Grey.

[scouse mouse]

Mate: Lady Mastermind. You know that bitch would be a demon in the sack
Marry: Rogue. Her powers are finally under control so she has a lot of catching up to do in the bedroom dept.
Murder: Cyclops. The man is a total twat!
Tea. AoA Blink. It would be nice to have a chat with and hear her stories about all the different realities she has visited.

[The Black Guardian]

Marriage with Kitty sounds an Incredibly dull life if you ask me :biggrin:
Kitty is probably one of the most challenging of all the X-Men. Whoever she's with is going to be faced with a daily task to win her. That's the opposite of dull, to me.

[Lintu]

Marriage with Kitty sounds an Incredibly dull life if you ask me :biggrin:

The Kitty Litter will have to keep a close eye on you. She is funny engergitic good looking and knowes a few moves(martail arts of course) how is that dull.

[superawesome]

Which X-man would you most like to mate with?
No one... not that type of girl

Which X-man would you most like to Marry?
Nightcrawler! He's so sweet and funny. Plus I think he'd be completely faithful too. And as for the previous question, I also don't think he'd like me sleeping with his fellow X-men

Which X-man would annoy you so much you ended murdering him?
Jean Grey.. sooo over rated.

Which X-man would you most like to have tea with?
Kitty Pryde, I would love to be friends with her. Or Deadpool but only if he brought Bob along =)

[XaviersMisprint]

Mate- The Blob
Marry- Ernst
Murder- Jean Grey

[XaviersMisprint]

And I'd have tea with Madison Jeffries to make SCM jealous.

[RuggeSkin]

Do you think you could really put up with the most stereotypical Irish accent for your WHOLE life though?

His body? Yes. Yes I could



As for Pixie, I say we start the Marvel are biased to the Welsh conspiracy theories. Also going on the Banshee model of stereo-typing why isn't Pixie obsessed with sheep?

We'll let her get conquered by Edward the First.

[Justin K.]

Which X-man would you most like to mate with?
One of Madrox's dupes, or even better, Madrox himself. That would keep me set for one night or for life.

Which X-man would you most like to Marry?
Siryn for many reasons...

Which X-man would annoy you so much you ended murdering him?
Hellion. I just don't like cocky, arrogant, pretty-boy teenagers with an attitude problem. His arrogance would cause me to strangle him and scratch his eyes out before he could make a move. Dealt with so many people like him in high school, it would be great personal justice.

Which X-man would you most like to have tea with?
Psylocke, she's a warrior, but she'd have much to talk about and have manners, plus why not? She's british.

[witness]

Kitty is probably one of the most challenging of all the X-Men. Whoever she's with is going to be faced with a daily task to win her. That's the opposite of dull, to me.

Surely once you've married someone, you really shouldn't have to win them on a daily basis (be mindful that I'm not advocating thinking once you've married someone that it's job done, little things like romance are still important even in the longest of marriages). Having to "win" her every day does sound rather tiring to me (but each to their own).

[witness]

The Kitty Litter will have to keep a close eye on you. She is funny engergitic good looking and knowes a few moves(martail arts of course) how is that dull.

Personally I'd be more interested in her knowing Marital arts but hey thats just me. :wink:

Tell the "Kitty litter" I've noted that they are watching. (sheesh its not just individual fanboys you have to worry about, some of them have joined forces to create sinister societies as well) :biggrin:

[witness]

We'll let her get conquered by Edward the First.

You know I've never understood why the Welsh are so passive when it comes to the English. By rights they should feel like the Scots and the Irish do.

[witness]

Which X-man would you most like to mate with?
One of Madrox's dupes, or even better, Madrox himself. That would keep me set for one night or for life.

Which X-man would you most like to Marry?
Siryn for many reasons...

Which X-man would annoy you so much you ended murdering him?
Hellion. I just don't like cocky, arrogant, pretty-boy teenagers with an attitude problem. His arrogance would cause me to strangle him and scratch his eyes out before he could make a move. Dealt with so many people like him in high school, it would be great personal justice.

Which X-man would you most like to have tea with?
Psylocke, she's a warrior, but she'd have much to talk about and have manners, plus why not? She's british.

Some excellent choices but Madrox as a "mate" would be exhausting if you ask me.

[rifleman101]

Some excellent choices but Madrox as a "mate" would be exhausting if you ask me.

Isnt that the point?

[RolandJP]

Mate> Phoenix Force
Marry> Stevie Hunter
Murder>Rev. Stryker
Have tea with; A Sentinel

[Filthy Mutie]

Have tea with; A Sentinel

So, Sentinel, lovely weather we are heaving today. I love the fall.

"Destroy."

I agree, but it's really the humidity that makes me uncomfortable during the summer.

"Destroy."

I know, right? I hope to do a lot of traveling to get out of the cold and snow.

"Destroy."

Definitely.

[Justin K.]

Some excellent choices but Madrox as a "mate" would be exhausting if you ask me.

I can't get impregnated, it's all good...

So, Sentinel, lovely weather we are heaving today. I love the fall.

"Destroy."

I agree, but it's really the humidity that makes me uncomfortable during the summer.

"Destroy."

I know, right? I hope to do a lot of traveling to get out of the cold and snow.

"Destroy."

Definitely.

LOL

[The Fifth Horseman]

i would rather like alot of you marry warren because i wouldn't have to work again

i would mate with rogue but would probs need medical attention afterwards so i think maybe dazzler from AoA

i would murder storm i always thought i wouldnt get on with her if i met her

and have tea with hank McCoy becasue he seems a joy to chat with

[Rubicant]

Mate: Jamie Madrox. That would outdo every threeway I've ever had by...well, depends on how many dupes he feels like making.

Marry: Cannonball. I love sweet Southern boys.

Murder: Bishop. Since Civil War: X-Men, I've felt that he was going down a bad path by joining O*N*E and becoming a total martinet. Then came Messiah CompleX.

Tea: Kitty. This would be after she gives me a refresher Krav Maga lesson.

[The Black Guardian]

Surely once you've married someone, you really shouldn't have to win them on a daily basis
That is the surest way to a joyless, dead marriage. Why even bother with marriage, if that's the case?

[witness]

That is the surest way to a joyless, dead marriage. Why even bother with marriage, if that's the case?

You miss the point. I'm all for romantic gestures and so on to keep a marriage alive, but having to WIN their heart on a daily basis sounds like a chore. We all get days when we're not ourselves, when you're in that frame of mind who wants to have to constantly re-assure their significant other of their love for them. We are all human after all.

[witness]

i would rather like alot of you marry warren because i wouldn't have to work again

i would mate with rogue but would probs need medical attention afterwards so i think maybe dazzler from AoA

i would murder storm i always thought i wouldnt get on with her if i met her

and have tea with hank McCoy becasue he seems a joy to chat with

I re-iterate my point of earlier that if its money you're after, you could marry Xavier or Gambit (as they are also loaded) as well as Warren.

[witness]

Isnt that the point?

Maybe, but knowing humanity, once you've got something on tap (so to speak), you quickly lose interest.

[wayfarejourneyman]

Mate: Mystique. I mean, come on.
Marry: Pepper Potts. Sexy, Smart, and Loyal. Plus she's got powered armor.
Murder: Shortpack. :smile: Actually, Cannonball. Mary Sue's bother me
Tea: Apocalypse. He's got to be a brilliant conversationalist

[Filthy Mutie]

Tea: Apocalypse. He's got to be a brilliant conversationalist

Really? I picture him declaring that his tea isn't strong enough and then flipping the table over.

[witness]

Mate: Mystique. I mean, come on.
Marry: Pepper Potts. Sexy, Smart, and Loyal. Plus she's got powered armor.
Murder: Shortpack. :smile: Actually, Cannonball. Mary Sue's bother me
Tea: Apocalypse. He's got to be a brilliant conversationalist

Love the description of cannonball as a mary sue :biggrin:
I agree that Apocalypse would make for fascinating conversation, He's been around since Ancient Egyptian times so he's bound to have amassed a fair few anecdotes over the years.

[The Black Guardian]

You miss the point. I'm all for romantic gestures and so on to keep a marriage alive, but having to WIN their heart on a daily basis sounds like a chore. We all get days when we're not ourselves, when you're in that frame of mind who wants to have to constantly re-assure their significant other of their love for them. We are all human after all.
I'm not really even talking about romance.

It's not about reassurance. Being in a relationship is a constant battle of wills, and in many ways the battle only begins to hit its stride when the marriage begins. It's supposed to be a chore at times, and at other times not. Nothing worthwhile is ever supposed to be easy. If it's always easy, it can't be worthwhile, and vice versa. Perhaps the "daily" thing is a bit of hyperbole, but I don't see any of the other characters being as challenging as Kitty for what amounts to an equal or superior payback.

It's just my opinion that no other character has the whole package like Kitty does. Kitty has the muscle, brains, and heart equal to or more than any of the best.

[wolvie616]

you should only marry for money, power, or better circumstance.


what does kitty pryde have to offer you, wolvie?

I just think she'd be fun to marry

[witness]

I'm not really even talking about romance.

It's not about reassurance. Being in a relationship is a constant battle of wills, and in many ways the battle only begins to hit its stride when the marriage begins. It's supposed to be a chore at times, and at other times not. Nothing worthwhile is ever supposed to be easy. If it's always easy, it can't be worthwhile, and vice versa. Perhaps the "daily" thing is a bit of hyperbole, but I don't see any of the other characters being as challenging as Kitty for what amounts to an equal or superior payback.

It's just my opinion that no other character has the whole package like Kitty does. Kitty has the muscle, brains, and heart equal to or more than any of the best.

Totally agree that a good marriage is grounded on hard work and that nothing worthwhile is easy. Just felt the "daily" thing was asking unrealistic expectations of any human (we all get bad days) but as you said its a bit of hyperbole.

No other character than Kitty has the whole package? thats debatable.
In truth I think my biggest reservation about marrying Kitty is that in my heart of hearts I still see her as the "kid sister" she always used to be (In truth though this is partly Marvels fault for never seemingly ageing it's characters).

[Dr-Strange]

Mate: Polaris
Marry: Rogue
Murder: Pulse (just to makesure we never see him again)
Tea: Layla Miller

[Lintu]

Totally agree that a good marriage is grounded on hard work and that nothing worthwhile is easy. Just felt the "daily" thing was asking unrealistic expectations of any human (we all get bad days) but as you said its a bit of hyperbole.

No other character than Kitty has the whole package? thats debatable.
In truth I think my biggest reservation about marrying Kitty is that in my heart of hearts I still see her as the "kid sister" she always used to be (In truth though this is partly Marvels fault for never seemingly ageing it's characters).

I think kitty is the type of girl that everyone would want to marry you could trust her rely on her and have fun at the same time the only downside is there is no use trying to hide anything though.

[Mia]

Which X-man would you most like to Marry?

Cannonball!

Which X-man would annoy you so much you ended murdering him?

Hellion and Northstar

Which X-man would you most like to have tea with?

Storm!

[The Black Guardian]

In truth I think my biggest reservation about marrying Kitty is that in my heart of hearts I still see her as the "kid sister" she always used to be (In truth though this is partly Marvels fault for never seemingly ageing it's characters).
Well, yeah, there is the age difference. I kind of have the opposite problem. I was so drawn to her when I was near her age that I tend to always see her as/alter her to someone around my age. Anyway, I was so drawn to Kitty that I truly believe her characteristics were what attracted me to my wife.

[witness]

Well, yeah, there is the age difference. I kind of have the opposite problem. I was so drawn to her when I was near her age that I tend to always see her as/alter her to someone around my age. Anyway, I was so drawn to Kitty that I truly believe her characteristics were what attracted me to my wife.

Now that is a good "The impact that comics had on my life" story. :biggrin:

[The Black Guardian]

Now that is a good "The impact that comics had on my life" story. :biggrin:
Goes deeper. Because of Colossus (and Kitty probably factored into it, as well), I majored in Russian cultural studies in school.:smile:

[witness]

Goes deeper. Because of Colossus (and Kitty probably factored into it, as well), I majored in Russian cultural studies in school.:smile:

Well thats probably the most cheering thing I've ever read on cbr. It's all too easy to be cynical about comics, (especially now Marvel have been bought out by Disney, a company that makes my inner cynic scream like no other) so its nice to be reminded that they can have such a positive effect on people.