View Full Version : Lois and Clark...and Bruce...and Ollie...and Arthur
WorstThingUS
09-23-2009, 10:57 AM
Given how on Smallville, Lois has hooked up with Aquaman and Green Arrow and on Superman The Animated series, Batman, I found this cover to be interesting prophetic:
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/lois-lane/29-1.jpg
Captain Smith
09-23-2009, 11:20 AM
On Smallville - don't forget that Lana did the nasty with Bizarro and probably did it numerous times with Lex - all the through the mansion!!
Clark's women don't seem to value the naive Cornpone Kansas style of loving.
superchick
09-23-2009, 07:25 PM
I love that cover, I especially love showing it to Smallville CLois fans when they complain about her hooking up with GA and Aquaman as 'insulting to the mythos' (despite the fact 90% have never read a comic book in their lives)
jeangreydp
09-23-2009, 10:20 PM
Some call it slutty, but I call it good taste. :wink:
*high five Lois*
ryerye17
09-23-2009, 10:50 PM
from Superdickery:
Why is Batman caressing Aquaman?
Scott Taylor
09-23-2009, 11:40 PM
Batman is surprisingly gay from time to time. And not in the 1950s sense of the word!
AdamYJ
09-25-2009, 07:29 AM
I find it interesting that aside from Batman, Lois is generally involved with characters that can be associated with Mort Weisinger.
lariatofhestia
09-25-2009, 06:47 PM
LOL...don't forget to add Bruce Wayne...Lex Luthor in other mediums.
So Lois gets her kicks. Nice.
But Clark gets what? :rolleyes:
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dupersuper
09-26-2009, 01:52 AM
LOL...don't forget to add Bruce Wayne...Lex Luthor in other mediums.
So Lois gets her kicks. Nice.
But Clark gets what? :rolleyes:
Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris, Wonder Woman, Cat Grant...he got girls when he was single to.
Captain Smith
09-26-2009, 10:30 AM
I don't think Diana slept with Kal - he turned that done in current times.
He did get that one on Apokolips, whose name I forget.
lariatofhestia
09-26-2009, 11:41 AM
Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris, Wonder Woman, Cat Grant...he got girls when he was single to.
Nah I think he gets nothing. You would like to think so but he does not other than maybe a little kiss nothing else.
Lois takes his virginity usually. :rolleyes:
Unless it's Smallville where he was with Lana first. But correct me if I am wrong did not a Lois robot take his cherry in Lois and Clak the tv series?
dupersuper
09-26-2009, 06:12 PM
I don't think Diana slept with Kal - he turned that done in current times.
He did get that one on Apokolips, whose name I forget.
Amazing Grace, and I'm not saying he slept with all his former love interests, just that he was dating around like a normal guy (if normal guys proposed to a mermaid and kissed Wonder Woman...).
Nah I think he gets nothing. You would like to think so but he does not other than maybe a little kiss nothing else.
Lois takes his virginity usually. :rolleyes:
Unless it's Smallville where he was with Lana first. But correct me if I am wrong did not a Lois robot take his cherry in Lois and Clak the tv series?
A Lois clone; she impersonated Lois and married him, but I think he found out before...something unseemly happened.
marshal99
09-27-2009, 04:44 AM
Lois special power is to turn all the JLA members into pervs who cannot resist her. :wink:
http://img2.pict.com/64/65/55/1538067/0/800/loislane11102.jpg
dupersuper
09-29-2009, 10:33 PM
Lois special power is to turn all the JLA members into pervs who cannot resist her. :wink:
http://img2.pict.com/64/65/55/1538067/0/800/loislane11102.jpg
I do like the idea of Black Canary being unable to resist Lois....porn has totally ruined me, hasn't it?
Jared
09-30-2009, 11:48 PM
I still can't believe Clark ever got over Bruce screwing her in the animated series. And you can't convince me that he didn't actually do it. Lois was seriously considering moving to Gotham with him, no way she does that without sampling the goods first.
Captain Smith
10-03-2009, 09:33 AM
Now that's really sick - an implied gang rape by the JLA. Glad I missed that issue.
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