Ask Tolifhar!

[Gail Simone]

Your chance to ask questions about love, comics, and love for comics, of the great leader of the Gorilla Knights, Tolifhar!

Ps. don't wear hats with plastic fruit on them.

[Yue Fairchild]

Can you go rough up Will Pfeifer, or is it one of those "You can only go after people that put Diana in direct danger" deals?

[Gail Simone]

TOLIFHAR: Will Pfeifer Is A Very Talented And Under-rated Writer. If He Writes A Sequel To Amazons Attacks, I Will Rip His Arms Off.

[mercwiththemouth]

This isn't bout comics, but how do you keep your fur looking so regal all the time, even when splattering the blood of your enemies?

[suedenim]

Hi Tolifhar, I think you're great! But what do you say to humans who consider gorillas untrustworthy? There are a lot of examples of bad gorillas around, and not just Grodd. There's the Gorilla Boss of Gotham City, the Mod Gorilla Boss, the Primate Patrol, and so many other negative examples!

[4PointOh]

Dear Tolifhar,

If you can smell tribelessness on Diana, doesn't that mean you can smell toomucholdspiceness on me?

Love,
Bobby

[tangentman]

Dear Tolifhar,

What do the people of Gorilla City REALLY think of King Kong? Any version or all, your choice.

[Gail Simone]

This isn't bout comics, but how do you keep your fur looking so regal all the time, even when splattering the blood of your enemies?

TOLIFHAR: The LIBERAL APPLICATION OF THE PRINCESS' FRUITY GOO IS NECESSARY, AND DELICIOUS.

[DeltaBadhand]

Dear Tolifhar,
As a distant cousin, what's your opinion of monkeys?

[Cam63]

They were an adequate alternative to The Beatles for some peoples' tastes.

[OzBat!]

Tolifhar: briefcase or shoulderbag with overripe fruit?

[Bound4olympus]

Tolifhar, do you like Pizza?

[Gail Simone]

Hi Tolifhar, I think you're great! But what do you say to humans who consider gorillas untrustworthy? There are a lot of examples of bad gorillas around, and not just Grodd. There's the Gorilla Boss of Gotham City, the Mod Gorilla Boss, the Primate Patrol, and so many other negative examples!

TOLIFHAR: GORILLAS ARE TRUE OF HEART AND FIERCE OF WILL. THOSE GORILLAS YOU CITE HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED BY TOO MUCH TELEVISION AND CHEET-O'S.

[Gail Simone]

Dear Tolifhar,

If you can smell tribelessness on Diana, doesn't that mean you can smell toomucholdspiceness on me?

Love,
Bobby

TOLIFHAR: IT IS TYPICALLY HUMAN THAT YOU MISUNDERSTAND A GORILLA'S PROUD SENSES. I MERELY MEANT I SMELLED SADNESS, LONELINESS ON THE MALE. WHEREAS YOU SMELL OF TWINKIES AND BEER.

[Free-Man]

Tolifhar, any chance you can hijack the book and make it about you?:wink:
Frankly, you deserve a solo at this point.

[nerites]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA.


Tolifhar, you crack me up.
What's your favorite morning snack?

[Free-Man]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA.


Tolifhar, you crack me up.
What's your favorite morning snack?

Bananas? Kanga meat?

[Linkara]

Tolifhar, how would you define your code of chivalry as a gorilla knight, specifically in regards to morality and combat?

[aegisbearer]

TOLIFHAR: IT IS TYPICALLY HUMAN THAT YOU MISUNDERSTAND A GORILLA'S PROUD SENSES. I MERELY MEANT I SMELLED SADNESS, LONELINESS ON THE MALE. WHEREAS YOU SMELL OF TWINKIES AND BEER.

LMAO!!!! That is too much.

[scout1279]

Tolifhar, how is it living in Diana's apartment? What do you do all day there?

[BlackCanaryGuy]

Hi Tolifhar, you are currently my favorite DC character. Well, you and Ragdoll. You should consider a team-up.

My question: were you aware that Gail Simone has been trash-talking monkeys on Facebook? I know apes aren't monkeys, but I suspect you might have an affinity for our furry little friends with tails.

[DanCMH]

Dear Tolifhar,

1. Just curious....are you ambidextrous or is your flinging more accurate right or left handed?

2. Mark Walhberg or Charlton Heston? Did you like the Planet of the Apes remake or did it just piss you off like the rest of us?

3. Lastly, what is Grodd really like? Is it true that between world conquest schemes he sits around all day eating banana bon bons, wearing old dirty monkey garanimals, watching Superfriends episodes on VHS, and touching himself inappropriately everytime Gleep comes on screen?

[Harold of the Rocks]

This just became my favorite thread on all the boards here. I must return promptly, but first must preen myself. I must find myself a mate with tasty insects on her so she might preen me, as I will for her. For now, I am a self-preener.

[DeltaBadhand]

Please Tolifhar! At least two us of need your opinion of monkeys! And so many unanswered questions!

Like are you a natural blonde?

[ChrisDonaghy]

This just became my favorite thread on all the boards here. I must return promptly, but first must preen myself. I must find myself a mate with tasty insects on her so she might preen me, as I will for her. For now, I am a self-preener.

Careful with that -- I remembering hearing in Catholic school that too much self-preening will make hair fall off of your hands.

[BrianT]

Tolifhar, how would you like a live in chef that also happens to be a minotaur/kithotaur named Ferdinand?

[brettc1]

Dear Tolifhar

In your opinion, who was hotter - Zira, or Ari?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

I have to ask... I'm so ashamed, but I have to ask... (Mainly to get this back up to the front page...)

Boxers or briefs?