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Sighphi
08-31-2009, 11:59 AM
All of us Dazzler fans know that the original plans for the character involved a multimedia attack including music records, movies, and the comic. Unfortunately that never happened but now that Disney took over Marvel the opportunity of the original Dazzler plans are tremendously possible!

A Dazzler movie starring MILEY CYRUS!!!

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7942/mileycuryscopy.jpg

Let us fans take this opportunity to get something directly.
COME ON! LET'S HEAR IT!!

Bronze Badger
08-31-2009, 12:01 PM
This thread is troll-tastic.

Dr-Strange
08-31-2009, 12:02 PM
Can I reverse-sign this?

Personamanx
08-31-2009, 12:04 PM
I can actually see this happening................ Sad really.......................

Novaya Havoc
08-31-2009, 02:30 PM
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coveredinbees
08-31-2009, 02:31 PM
You got the color wrong.

Bronze Badger
08-31-2009, 02:35 PM
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You really desire a Dazzler movie to be made starring Miley "All-Gums" Cyrus?

Talisman
08-31-2009, 02:39 PM
It would just give me another reason to want to dismember Miley.

Washout
08-31-2009, 02:45 PM
If Disney did a Dazzler movie, Miley wouldn't play her. The character is way to similar to Hannah Montana. However, Disney has plenty of other blonde starlets who think they can sing that can easily fill the void.

I support Ashley Tisdale or Alyson Michalka as Disney's Dazzler!
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/havok73/disneydazzler.jpg


Which is better? The Tiz as the Dazz or Aly as Ali?

Bronze Badger
08-31-2009, 02:56 PM
If Disney did a Dazzler movie, Miley wouldn't play her. The character is way to similar to Hannah Montana. However, Disney has plenty of other blonde starlets who think they can sing that can easily fill the void.

I support Ashley Tisdale or Alyson Michalka as Disney's Dazzler!

I would wish that upon no viewing audience. You would only say that if you hate Dazzler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZgXg_7kVI8

Washout
08-31-2009, 03:00 PM
I would wish that upon no viewing audience. You would only say that if you hate Dazzler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZgXg_7kVI8

Oh gosh thanks for that video. It reminds me that I completely forgot Hillary Duff.

Bronze Badger
08-31-2009, 03:01 PM
Oh gosh thanks for that video. It reminds me that I completely forgot Hillary Duff.

My hopes for your taste and intelligence were just crushed.

Sighphi
08-31-2009, 03:04 PM
If Disney did a Dazzler movie, Miley wouldn't play her. The character is way to similar to Hannah Montana. However, Disney has plenty of other blonde starlets who think they can sing that can easily fill the void.

Dude, it would be a natural evolution.
When she gets older he decides to uses her...... singing powers to actually help people!



Which is better? The Tiz as the Dazz or Aly as Ali?

Ash lost all credibility with me when she got the nose job.

Washout
08-31-2009, 03:07 PM
My hopes for your taste and intelligence were just crushed.

You and my parents have so much in common.



I would also like to add that if Alyson Michalka is cast as Dazzler, her sister Amanda Joy aka AJ would be a super Lois London. I can already picture her killing hobos.

sneggz
08-31-2009, 03:12 PM
So, basically, a superhero Hannah Montana show? I can see Disney making money on that.

Washout
08-31-2009, 03:15 PM
Dude, it would be a natural evolution.
When she gets older he decides to uses her...... singing powers to actually help people!



A natural evolution of the character is for her to become Mystique. Hannah Montana is, after all, a master of disguise.


But have you heard Miley Cyrus talk? She's a shoe-in to play Rogue.

Sighphi
08-31-2009, 03:20 PM
But have you heard Miley Cyrus talk? She's a shoe-in to play Rogue.

Oh right, she is all southern and stuff.

coveredinbees
08-31-2009, 03:22 PM
Don't worry. She's an amazing enough actor to fake the right accent.

Washout
08-31-2009, 03:35 PM
Don't worry. She's an amazing enough actor to fake the right accent.

She might as well just play both Dazzler and Rogue.

I can see a new show. Miley as those two, Lindsay Lohan as Jean, Raven Symone as Storm, the Sprouse brothers as Iceman and Angel, and Shia LeBouf as Wolverine fighting the Jonas-Brotherhood of Evil Mutants

pryde15
08-31-2009, 03:38 PM
If Disney did a Dazzler movie, Miley wouldn't play her. The character is way to similar to Hannah Montana. However, Disney has plenty of other blonde starlets who think they can sing that can easily fill the void.

I support Ashley Tisdale or Alyson Michalka as Disney's Dazzler!
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k182/havok73/disneydazzler.jpg


Which is better? The Tiz as the Dazz or Aly as Ali?

The girl on the left looks like she has an infection...

Washout
08-31-2009, 03:46 PM
The girl on the left looks like she has an infection...

Lol, photoshop obviously isn't my specialty. I was just trying to show examples of my casting, but yeah, she looks awful.

Sorry.

Justin K.
08-31-2009, 04:25 PM
A Dazzler movie starring MILEY CYRUS!!!

Let us fans take this opportunity to get something directly.
COME ON! LET'S HEAR IT!!

Who would portray her hobo and cat killing sister?

worstblogever
08-31-2009, 04:27 PM
Who would portray her hobo and cat killing sister?

Probably Zac Efron.

eurazn
08-31-2009, 05:12 PM
Who would portray her hobo and cat killing sister?

Vanessa Hudgens. She could even do it nude.

peopleofpaper
08-31-2009, 06:02 PM
miley wouldn't do it probably because she wants to get away from the hannah montana thing.

chelsea staub is going to be the new disney tween star. she sings too i think.

http://i32.tinypic.com/153qy9u.jpghttp://i30.tinypic.com/j11469.jpg

Washout
08-31-2009, 06:08 PM
chelsea staub is going to be the new disney tween star. she sings too i think.



There are disney tween stars who don't sing? What is the mythological creature you hint at?


I've seen a few things of hers like Minutemen (and people say Disney is too kid-friendly), but I'm on team Alyson Michalka all the way now.

peopleofpaper
08-31-2009, 06:10 PM
There are disney tween stars who don't sing? What is the mythological creature you hint at?


I've seen a few things of hers like Minutemen (and people say Disney is too kid-friendly), but I'm on team Alyson Michalka all the way now.

yeah but i think she was actually in a band pre disney. i'm not sure though. i like Aly but she'd have to leave her butterface sister out.

tetragene
08-31-2009, 06:18 PM
I cannot approve or endorse any of these Disney Channel teeny-boppers portraying the High Goddess, Dazzler.

I would, however, consider an ex-Disney Channel star: Hilary Duff. Her squabble with Faye Dunaway is like the real-world equivalent of the Dazzler vs Spider-Woman bitch fits

Novaya Havoc
08-31-2009, 06:22 PM
Disney Eats Marvel: Hannah Montana becomes Dazzler (http://www.comicmix.com/news/2009/08/31/disney-eats-marvel-hannah-montana-becomes-dazzler/)

eurazn
08-31-2009, 06:34 PM
I cannot approve or endorse any of these Disney Channel teeny-boppers portraying the High Goddess, Dazzler.

I would, however, consider an ex-Disney Channel star: Hilary Duff. Her squabble with Faye Dunaway is like the real-world equivalent of the Dazzler vs Spider-Woman bitch fits

Hilary <3 the gays, too. Her transformation into Dazzler is not only natural, it ingratiates her to her desired fan base.

Talisman
08-31-2009, 06:35 PM
I cannot approve or endorse any of these Disney Channel teeny-boppers portraying the High Goddess, Dazzler.

I would, however, consider an ex-Disney Channel star: Hilary Duff. Her squabble with Faye Dunaway is like the real-world equivalent of the Dazzler vs Spider-Woman bitch fits
One would hope that Faye Dunaway slapt the ugly off of her.

Washout
08-31-2009, 06:35 PM
Hilary <3 the gays, too. Her transformation into Dazzler is not only natural, it ingratiates her to her desired fan base.

Hillary Duff is amazing, and her pro-gay commercials amuse me into action! She should play Dazzler but only if she sings "Why not?" on account of it's the best song ever!!!!

Sighphi
09-01-2009, 01:43 AM
Nah, Duff doesnt have .... "the look."

peopleofpaper
09-01-2009, 02:25 AM
i hate hillary duff. i like hannah montana a lot better than lizzie maguire and i was actually a kid back when that was on.

eurazn
09-01-2009, 02:38 AM
Nah, Duff doesnt have .... "the look."

Hmmm ... I can't say I'm a fan of either Hilary or Miley, but I think the former has "the look" moreso than the latter:

http://ayumi10689.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/hilary_duff-1-material_girls.jpg http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4900000/Dazzler-dazzler-4971703-338-700.jpg

If I was gifted, I'd photoshop Dazzler's eye makeup on Hilary.

Come To Deathstrike
09-01-2009, 04:36 AM
I can tolerate Hilary "That top is cute though" Duff
Bitchass Haylie duff can be Lois.

Come To Deathstrike
09-01-2009, 05:12 AM
Hilary and Haylie = Alison & Lois!!!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/Joe_Dynamo/divasparklecopy.jpg

tetragene
09-01-2009, 06:50 AM
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6186/hdaz.png

Puunk
09-01-2009, 07:00 AM
Miley Cyrus as Dazzler?

Come on. Even atheists find that sinful.

I agree with Hilary Duff though - eurzan's picture convinced me.

ZNOP
09-01-2009, 07:45 AM
Just say "NO!" to scrawny, female bottle blonde -- "MTV" princesses and, dubious male "Tiger Beat" drama queen wannabe's. Comicdom has enough insulting entities.

Sighphi
09-01-2009, 10:14 AM
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6186/hdaz.png

HA! That's funny.
Dazzler walking around with a Jess sign....

eurazn
09-01-2009, 11:19 AM
I can tolerate Hilary "That top is cute though" Duff
Bitchass Haylie duff can be Lois.

Hilary and Haylie = Alison & Lois!!!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/Joe_Dynamo/divasparklecopy.jpg

<3 !

Ugh, Haylie OFFENDS me by existing.

Flinkman
09-01-2009, 03:40 PM
Hilary Duff isn't associated with Disney anymore, she JUST left their record label so unfortunately she's out even though she'd easily be my choice.

Ashley Tisdale would be the next choice....but NO MILEY EVER.

Sighphi
09-01-2009, 05:54 PM
Hilary Duff isn't associated with Disney anymore, she JUST left their record label so unfortunately she's out even though she'd easily be my choice.

Ashley Tisdale would be the next choice....but NO MILEY EVER.

That seals the deal then.
And no nosejob Tisdale.

Mobey Wee
09-01-2009, 06:00 PM
I thought this was a joke. I'm sad it wasn't.

Washout
09-01-2009, 06:02 PM
Hilary Duff isn't associated with Disney anymore, she JUST left their record label so unfortunately she's out even though she'd easily be my choice.

Ashley Tisdale would be the next choice....but NO MILEY EVER.

That seals the deal then.
And no nosejob Tisdale.

No Hillary? No Miley? No Tiz? No Problem! Clearly that means Alyson Michalka can have the part.

oneshyguy46
09-01-2009, 09:37 PM
If Cyrus and Tisdale are the most wanted actresses for Dazzler then I would rather they DONT have a Dazzler at all! All the suggestions are so offence to Dazzler (except for Hilary Duff who is a decent actress).

NO MILEY! Please! :frown:

I think we all know who would be a better Dazzler (Kylie! Britney! Nadine Coyle!) so I hope Disney does not try and get their hands on Dazzler unless those listed above are casted as Dazz :tongue:

Flinkman
09-01-2009, 11:11 PM
If Cyrus and Tisdale are the most wanted actresses for Dazzler then I would rather they DONT have a Dazzler at all! All the suggestions are so offence to Dazzler (except for Hilary Duff who is a decent actress).

NO MILEY! Please! :frown:

I think we all know who would be a better Dazzler (Kylie! Britney! Nadine Coyle!) so I hope Disney does not try and get their hands on Dazzler unless those listed above are casted as Dazz :tongue:

seconded times a million. i can't believe people are SERIOUSLY campaigning for this!!!

tetragene
09-02-2009, 12:36 AM
seconded times a million. i can't believe people are SERIOUSLY campaigning for this!!!

lol--I thought everyone in here was just joshin' about it. Who is being serious (outside the Miley Cyrus person) :confused: In between campaigns for teeny-boppers to play Dazz and that Tuesday Knight woman telling everyone she's landed the role anytime she sets foot in a joint I'm getting a little :eek: about it

whoever's going to the USA Kylie shows, bring some Dazz issues and throw them on-stage, lol

eurazn
09-02-2009, 01:01 AM
lol--I thought everyone in here was just joshin' about it. Who is being serious (outside the Miley Cyrus person) :confused: In between campaigns for teeny-boppers to play Dazz and that Tuesday Knight woman telling everyone she's landed the role anytime she sets foot in a joint I'm getting a little :eek: about it

whoever's going to the USA Kylie shows, bring some Dazz issues and throw them on-stage, lol

I think it's highly plausible for Disney to do something Dazzler related. As for it being one of the tween queens we've been discussing, no, I don't really think any of them would be involved, heh.

Tuesday Knight seems a bit crazy to me, like that other actress who claims her yard is a landing zone for aliens.

Scavenger
09-02-2009, 01:49 AM
Ashley Tisdale would be the next choice....but NO MILEY EVER.

I support Ashley for this...if for no other reason as she's legal :biggrin: :tongue:


I think we all know who would be a better Dazzler (Kylie! Britney! Nadine Coyle!)

One's too old, one's too fat, and the other's too NOT Kimberly Walsh.


Edit to add: And I want Selena Gomez for Night Cat!

Flinkman
09-02-2009, 02:01 AM
whoever's going to the USA Kylie shows, bring some Dazz issues and throw them on-stage, lol
i'm in general admission & hoping to be reeeeeeeal close up, so she's getting pelted with them in NYC :biggrin:

Perfection/Emma 2
09-02-2009, 02:59 AM
Hilary and Haylie = Alison & Lois!!!

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/Joe_Dynamo/divasparklecopy.jpg

Hilary as Dazzler then I'll accept

P.S. Who is Disney's White Queen for we all know Emma is Miley Cyrus

Scavenger
09-03-2009, 06:39 PM
P.S. Who is Disney's White Queen for we all know Emma is Miley Cyrus

I'm pretty sure Emma needs to be someone who's, you know, legal.

peopleofpaper
09-03-2009, 06:51 PM
the white queen will be Britney or Christina aka Mickey Mouse Club alum :redface:

coveredinbees
09-03-2009, 07:02 PM
Hilary as Dazzler then I'll accept

P.S. Who is Disney's White Queen for we all know Emma is Miley Cyrus
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/B-Tiffany-Thornton-4a288aac8518.jpg

Perfection/Emma 2
09-03-2009, 07:12 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/B-Tiffany-Thornton-4a288aac8518.jpg

And who is that creature?

coveredinbees
09-03-2009, 07:15 PM
And who is that creature?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiffany_Thornton
She was listed here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Disney_Channel_stars#T

Disco Jess Minge
09-03-2009, 07:18 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiffany_Thornton
She was listed here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Disney_Channel_stars#T

Stick a fork in her, she's done. That's my new pick for Dazzler. Good find.