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Leirus
08-31-2009, 09:28 AM
As Peter A David (I wonder, what the A stands for) has gently informed us in another thread,
there is a job offer in the X-Factor office... the team is looking for a brand new receptionist
and I wonder... who is the person we would like to see in that rol?


TABITHA SMITH: Alias Boom Boom, Alias Boomer, Alias Meltdown, Alias Bumi

We are talking here about a girl whose sheer airheadness makes her immune to telepathy.
She has been around more than she looks like, and has had contact with most of the cast, either in the Fallen Angels Mini or in X-Force,

Pros : Because you know she would be chattering on the phone (paid by Madrox) the whole day, chomping gums and failing totally to pick any message at all.
Cons : Well, I figure she would last two days in a job like that, at least in the real world.

http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/4874/tabitha.png

LINDSAY MCCABE: No Alias

The best friend of Jessica Drew, she already has experience as an investigator and could bring in other Marvel World characters, as Spiderwoman and Viper
Pros: If they were going to choose between all the candidates (in an hilarious issue) she would win hands down
Cons: Red haired and green eyed, she looks pretty much like Siryn. Besides, she is not too known (which could also work to her advantage)

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/3/39/Lindsay_McCabe_%28Earth-616%29.gif

LORELEI TRAVIS : No Alias

You can never go wrong with this Mary Magdalen, former exotinc dancer and ex-girlfriend of Absalom Mercator, the Mutant Messiah who dissolved into butterflies (no, really)
Pros: Multi-task using his living hair. Plus, she knows how to treat policemen...
Cons: Medusa called asking for her gimmick back, and she is pissed

http://marvel.com/universe3zx/images/thumb/d/d1/Lorelei.jpg/440px-Lorelei.jpg

MARROW

This psycho-ho would make sure nobody undesired would ever step into the offices. However, that would be because nobody at all would manage to enter.
Pros: It would be curious to see what could PAD do for this character, who has had a rough history
Cons: Her idea of a Fax is a note attached to dead rodent. Plus, bone horns and a fedora does not really fit.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/36600/865676-marrow_thumb.jpg

Leirus
08-31-2009, 09:31 AM
JUBILATION LEE : Alias Jubilee, Alias Virago

A bit like Tabitha, but the girl sure needs more the attention. Plus, you know you want to see the look on M face when she sees her appearing
Pros: A way to bring back poor Jubile, who has had a bad couple of years, what with her boobalicious come back in New Warriors
Cons: You know Wolverine would drop to see his girl. And frankly, I have enough of him.

http://www.just-marvel-x-men.com/image-files/marvel-encyclopedia-jubilee-1-100k.jpg

SOFIA MANTEGA : Alias Windancer

The hispanic beauty who could make our favourite bisexual turn his head to the other street. Hilarity and sword chop chop ensues
Pros: If no creator brings her real quick, she will fade into Limbo with few chances to ever come back. And she does not deserve that, dammit
Cons: She does not have any relationship with anyone from the cast, and I do not know how she would end there.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/455/101824-174815-wind-dancer_super.jpg

NEOPHYTE

Yes, you remember him. He use to be an Acolyte, a new one, hence he was called Neophyte, but somehow that ended up being his codename.
Because I realized I had only proposed women, and that is kind of machista
Pros: He is pretty much a blank Character who could be recreated by PAD
Cons: The bit of character he has, is a bit too much like Darwin´s

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/237469-154274-neophyte_large.jpg

OTHER
Well, So many possibilities: Scanner, Seamus Melloncamp, 616 Switchback... you name it...

DISCLAIMER
As always, sorry for my english, it is not my first language (nor the second, for that matter...)

Azure
08-31-2009, 09:32 AM
What is this? The only options should be SAGE, HOLLY, or LINDSAY MCCABE.

Leirus
08-31-2009, 09:33 AM
What is this? The only options should be SAGE, HOLLY, or LINDSAY MCCABE.

You have Lindsay already, and you have "OTHERS" to add any other creep you want...

darknessatnoon
08-31-2009, 09:34 AM
It's really annoying and insulting to me that you didn't make Sage an option.

And where is decrepit future Doom?

Affinity
08-31-2009, 09:35 AM
You wouldn't want Sage in X-Factor.

geminicomplex
08-31-2009, 09:37 AM
I love Tabby!!!!! I dunno how PAD could bring her in and not turn her into another Monet like character, but I believe in him :)

Leirus
08-31-2009, 09:39 AM
It's really annoying and insulting to me that you didn't make Sage an option.

And where is decrepit future Doom?

From ruling the multiverse to be a receptionist? Are you telling me seriously that you would like to see Sage applying to a job with Tabitha White Trash Smith and Jubilee Mallrat Lee? I mean, I kind of love them both, but Sage plays on another league, on my book at least.

Decrepit Future Doom, on the other hand, would make a fun addition. You should have suggested him earlier

Bronze Badger
08-31-2009, 09:45 AM
What about Book from Excalibur Vol. 3?

Hi-Fi
08-31-2009, 09:49 AM
Lindsay McCabe, please!

If not possible, then Jubilee or Boom-Boom.

Bronze Badger
08-31-2009, 09:50 AM
I would love PAD to find a role for Prodigy in X-Factor.

worstblogever
08-31-2009, 09:57 AM
I'm torn between Jubilee and Lorelei, but honestly, PAD writing Jubilee is too good to pass up on. Tabby I'm hoping keeps showing up in X-Force.

Leirus
08-31-2009, 09:59 AM
I would love PAD to find a role for Prodigy in X-Factor.

Prodigy actually makes sense...

But Book... wow, obscure

Dr-Strange
08-31-2009, 09:59 AM
I still say a down-and-out Clor.

worstblogever
08-31-2009, 10:01 AM
Prodigy actually makes sense...

But Book... wow, obscure

And I think depowered... or not confirmed? *checks Mutant Tracker* Yeah, not confirmed. Been MIA since Genoshan Excalibur #12.

Cayman
08-31-2009, 10:01 AM
I vote Martha Johansson.

Flâneur
08-31-2009, 10:01 AM
I think Emma would make a great secretary for a super team.

coconutphone
08-31-2009, 10:18 AM
Where's Future Doom??? He should be a choice and not 'other'.

Yeah Doom's my vote.

Leirus
08-31-2009, 10:26 AM
And I think depowered... or not confirmed? *checks Mutant Tracker* Yeah, not confirmed. Been MIA since Genoshan Excalibur #12.

I had actually to check the Mutant Tracker also, I collected Excalibur only in spanish, and had no idea who this punk were. I even thought it may be that girl in the Hellfire Club, the one with recording powers, who were possesed by Mountjoy...

photonisgreat
08-31-2009, 10:34 AM
I love Tabby!!!!! I dunno how PAD could bring her in and not turn her into another Monet like character, but I believe in him :)


I could see a lot of friction between Monet and Boom Boom actually. Monet's a snob and "high class" whereas boom boom is wild child who loves to shop.


I do miss jubilee and boom boom.....Girls that can blow up stuff quota is just not meet with Dazzler in uncanny.

fortyseven
08-31-2009, 10:44 AM
Future Doom would be hilarious.

However! Jubilee needs some love. I cannot see her returning to the X-franchise anytime soon, so her at least appearing in X-Factor would be awesome! And the interactions between M and Jubes would be hilarious! Plus she's been around too (like Boom Boom) and could have potential contacts.
Jubilee for receptionist!! :biggrin:

Nevets F
08-31-2009, 10:45 AM
Jubilee gets my vote, and if not her, Marrow.

RandomDave
08-31-2009, 10:58 AM
Pixie. Noir meets sugary sweet sunshine. Nobody could torture Madrox as much as she could. :evilsmile:

RuggeSkin
08-31-2009, 11:42 AM
Of the choices, I go for Jubes.

As for the other option the alternate reality future doom who's female and lindsey's mother form another timeline would be nifty... (mentioned in another thread)

Dr-Strange
08-31-2009, 12:01 PM
Jubilee would be great in X-Factor as I feel the book needs another female character. Just as a receptionist though would be a little mean.

Home made ectoplasm
08-31-2009, 12:04 PM
Hire them all, then complain none of them are getting enough panel time.

Monty_Cristo
08-31-2009, 12:22 PM
i find it funny that Shortpack is always missing from these polls. i mention him every day and get ragged on for doing so. but i do it because no one else mentions him. that's why he's not appearing. this role is perfect for him since he's a mutant who isn't likely to be used as a combatant on any x-team. he has connections to several x-characters. etc. Shortpack should be the receptionist. it's really a no-brainer.

Tabitha Smith - has powers and a place in the marvel universe already

Lorelei - is already appearing and dumb as a box of rocks

Lindsay MacCabe - is an effing Spider-woman character who can appear in Spider-woman's book.

Marrow - can fight. why would she be behind a desk?

Jubilee - this would be a step down for her

Windancer - what a waste

Neophyte - **** Neophyte

Azure
08-31-2009, 12:23 PM
Rain Boy, then.

Valeria Kementari
08-31-2009, 12:25 PM
ROZ! :D

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/walt_disney/monsters__inc_/roz.jpg

or maybe,.

http://www.allmoviezone.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/mrshogenson.gif

Mitsaso
08-31-2009, 12:58 PM
Lois London!
Pros: They can always have her interact with Longshot, reavealing that they once had a one night stand that resulted in... Shattybuns! :evilsmile:
Cons: her touch powers would make her melt all phones upon answering.
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/6179/140039-123930-lois-london_super.jpg


Annie the Nympho Nurse!
Pros: she can double as a nurse every time a team member gets injured, she would take Darwin's virginity, she would also sleep with Strong Guy, Longshot, Madrox's horny dupes and beg Rictor and Shatty for a gay sandwich with her as the salami. :P
Cons. She'd bring along creepy Carter, which would result in creepy convos with Layla... hmm turns out it's not exactly a con!
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Hollow/9106/ghazannie.jpg

Squirrel Girl!
Pros: She has the ideal personality for a receptionist! Plus, she'd end up saving X-Factor's ass a bunch of time with her superior fighting abilities.
Cons: With Squirrel Girl in there, the rest of X-Factor would end up looking like a bunch of wimpy losers.
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q206/mitsaso/sqyui.jpg

darknessatnoon
08-31-2009, 01:03 PM
[B]Annie the Nympho Nurse!
Pros: she can double as a nurse every time a team member gets injured, she would take Darwin's virginity, she would also sleep with Strong Guy, Longshot, Madrox's horny dupes and beg Rictor and Shatty for a gay sandwich with her as the salami. :P
Cons. She'd bring along creepy Carter, which would result in creepy convos with Layla... hmm turns out it's not exactly a con!
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Hollow/9106/ghazannie.jpg


excellent idea. I can really see Carter creeping out even Layla. Plus, I loved loved loved Nurse Annie.

Kid Icarus
08-31-2009, 01:08 PM
I enjoy everyone who is putting Jubilee as their choice.

Prodigy55
08-31-2009, 01:11 PM
I really like the options here. I really do.

Justin K.
08-31-2009, 01:14 PM
I could see Jubes leaning back in her office chair, blowing bubbles with her gum, her talking on the phone would be funny, either making chit-chat with those who are phoning X-Factor only to then come to a realization they need help after the bantering, or a friend, and having Facespace minimized on her desktop, that is if X-Factor provides her a computer.

Push You Down
08-31-2009, 01:32 PM
I really want Jubes to be used somewhere and PAD would use her well. Jubes isn't the gum-smaking valley girl anymore. She's been kind of crapped on for a while. I'd like to see her try to settle into normal life and only get involved with costume stuff if there's no other alternative.

Perfection/Emma 2
08-31-2009, 01:41 PM
Jubilee or Wind Dancer

Supercoolshay
08-31-2009, 01:56 PM
Nurse Annie so Shatterstar will decapitate her and she will finally disappear into nothingness.

Justin K.
08-31-2009, 02:03 PM
excellent idea. I can really see Carter creeping out even Layla. Plus, I loved loved loved Nurse Annie.

Does Carter still have his powers?

darknessatnoon
08-31-2009, 02:14 PM
Does Carter still have his powers?

Why don't you check the Mutant Tracker for his status?

Ryan W
08-31-2009, 02:15 PM
Shortpack.

Or Mary Zero.

coconutphone
08-31-2009, 02:17 PM
You should pull the old John Byrne/CC thing and have PAD be the receptionist. Be all meta :)

4sake
08-31-2009, 02:23 PM
No to Jubilee & Boom Boom. They are superheroes/X-Women :cool: not receptionists :mad: ...

Filthy Mutie
08-31-2009, 02:26 PM
Acceptable answers are:

Jubilee,
Tabitha Smith,
Martha,
Ernst,
Future Doom,
Warlock,
Glob Herman,
Nanny,
Moira MacTaggert's reanimated corpse,
Maggot's surviving T/O leech (Eeny or Meanie?)

coconutphone
08-31-2009, 02:29 PM
LOL at Warlock.

invisiblefive
08-31-2009, 02:35 PM
jubilee for the receptionist job. But old man doom has to be part of the cast somehow, that's a no-brainer.
and shortpack, obviously...

CmX
08-31-2009, 02:38 PM
Poor Sage couldn't even make it to a fan based poll. Oh well back to being a big house.

tlp0708
08-31-2009, 02:42 PM
http://th08.deviantart.net/fs12/300W/i/2006/306/c/4/Belle_Reading_a_Note_by_Imjustajoke.jpg

jarrod
08-31-2009, 02:46 PM
Marrow has awful people skills. Boom Boom can barely read. We all know it should be former X-Corporation Paris receptionist Holly.

J592
08-31-2009, 02:54 PM
My vote goes for Jubilee but I'd prefer she had a hidden motivation behind joining X-Factor.

Filthy Mutie
08-31-2009, 02:54 PM
LOL at Warlock.

I'm going to draw this in the near future.

Leirus
08-31-2009, 03:01 PM
People like Sage and Book are way too much for the job. It is like trying to cook an egg with a vulcano. When Shortpack comes back should be as the excelent spies handler he is.

I like Mitsaso additions, though...

jubilees_boyfriend
08-31-2009, 03:02 PM
Jubilee... :)

I would be so happy- as long as she isn't thrust to a background appearance of sorts.

Monty_Cristo
08-31-2009, 03:12 PM
Marrow has awful people skills. Boom Boom can barely read. We all know it should be former X-Corporation Paris receptionist Holly.

get outta here! Shortpack has people skills. his job is handling difficult people. he deals with the telepath hotline on the daily, creates power point displays, arranges transport/hotel stays, and keeps Xavier's operatives knowledgable. Shortpack should be the X-Corporation reception. holly can go climb a tree.

Shortpack.

Or Mary Zero.

Mary Zero would be cool as their official messenger/courier. i think it'd be funny for her to deliver packages and whatnot, wait for tips and no one notice her. she could be extremely salty because of it.

Monty_Cristo
08-31-2009, 03:13 PM
Acceptable answers are:

Jubilee,
Tabitha Smith,
Martha,
Ernst,
Future Doom,
Warlock,
Glob Herman,
Nanny,
Moira MacTaggert's reanimated corpse,
Maggot's surviving T/O leech (Eeny or Meanie?)


it's acceptable if that's a list of mutants needing killing.

CmX
08-31-2009, 03:23 PM
it's acceptable if that's a list of mutants needing killing.

I think Shortpack would be a great addition to X-Factor. He would be perfect for undercover missions.

He could just hop into the suspect's pocket!

Monty_Cristo
08-31-2009, 03:28 PM
I think Shortpack would be a great addition to X-Factor. He would be perfect for undercover missions.

He could just hop into the suspect's pocket!

i'd buy it. but i'm easy.

coconutphone
08-31-2009, 03:31 PM
I'd much rather have Ant-Man than Shortpack.

Filthy Mutie
08-31-2009, 03:31 PM
it's acceptable if that's a list of mutants needing killing.

You wound me. Glob Herman would be a magnificent secretary.

darknessatnoon
08-31-2009, 03:31 PM
Poor Sage couldn't even make it to a fan based poll. Oh well back to being a big house.

Don't be such a bitch.

RuggeSkin
08-31-2009, 03:34 PM
I can't believe no one has thought of his. They once abducted Madrox, to show they're sorry, they send over the Elite of the Elite, BOB, AGENT OF HYDRA!

Don't pee in the (Dead)pool
08-31-2009, 04:06 PM
I can't believe no one has thought of his. They once abducted Madrox, to show they're sorry, they send over the Elite of the Elite, BOB, AGENT OF HYDRA!

Bob is kinda busy right now...

Supercoolshay
08-31-2009, 04:08 PM
Bob is kinda busy right now...

Because being in a bird costume takes up soooooo much of his time.

Grunty
08-31-2009, 04:21 PM
First things first, PAD take whoever you want, don't feel pressed by this thread (you will pick your own choise anyway).

I voted for Jubilee, because she deserves better. As an old generation X reader it simply hurts to see her either in Limbo or having bad appearances (New Warriors counts a single bad appearance for me).
Which brings me to this. Let's all hope that if she makes it the artist will give her a more fitting breast size again.

About Marrow, as i said in the other thread allready, even a Gorrila might be better qualified for a receptionist job.
Anyone who has read Doctor McNinja (a funny webcomic check it out) knows this aswell.
However i wouldn't even bring her up, if i not for this comment: "Plus, bone horns and a fedora does not really fit."

Because i actualy have something which allows you to check that. This is as far as you can get, to see her wearing a fedora (or a hat in general).
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7417/haty.jpg (http://img515.imageshack.us/i/haty.jpg/)

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7948/hat2t.jpg (http://img524.imageshack.us/i/hat2t.jpg/)

I love how the artist drew her in these issues.

Because being in a bird costume takes up soooooo much of his time.

Didn't Deadpool gave him a luggage full of gold and fired him, this issue? I think doesn't need to wear it at the moment.

Monty_Cristo
08-31-2009, 05:02 PM
You wound me. Glob Herman would be a magnificent secretary.

but he's taking jobs from qualified short-statured mutants. it's not personal. :biggrin:

I'd much rather have Ant-Man than Shortpack.

he wouldn't make much sense as X-Corporation's receptionist though. but if they ever make Eric a mutant i'm right there with you.

Monty_Cristo
08-31-2009, 05:05 PM
I can't believe no one has thought of his. They once abducted Madrox, to show they're sorry, they send over the Elite of the Elite, BOB, AGENT OF HYDRA!

for the luv of Pete! he's not even a cockadoody mutant!

CmX
08-31-2009, 05:20 PM
he wouldn't make much sense as X-Corporation's receptionist though. but if they ever make Eric a mutant i'm right there with you.

What is your fascination with small men?

You're a mystery to me Monty_Cristo....

Talisman
08-31-2009, 05:29 PM
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/6539/439994-roberta_large.jpg
They could buy Roberta from Reed for cheap.

Monty_Cristo
08-31-2009, 05:34 PM
What is your fascination with small men?

You're a mystery to me Monty_Cristo....

i'm a mystery to most. but it all originated with my original favorite character; Scott Lang. they killed Scott off. he was replaced by Eric O'Grady; a really vile individual. i would dislike him except for the fact that he looks a lot like a young version of Scott Lang. so i like that aspect of him. he reminds me of Scott; physically. and Shortpack, being an all-around helpful nice guy, reminds me of Scott Lang; personality-wise. there's also his connection to Mystique; whom i've been a fan of since before Freedom Force. so my love for one character split into two. the powers are somewhat a coincidence. Eric can also grow to giant size and is just as much of a d*ck when he does it.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/8190/589466-017sf0_super.jpg

if it helps, i don't like Psynapse, Tom Thumb, or Hank Pym.

Kill or Cure
08-31-2009, 05:43 PM
Oi. Nobody.
The cast is irritatingly bloated already.

Unless this person joins for a day, seduces Longshot and they both go away forever. I'd be all for that.

backspacer
08-31-2009, 05:55 PM
Future Doom.

fitditz
08-31-2009, 06:53 PM
Neophyte FTW!

AcesX1X
08-31-2009, 07:18 PM
i hope reed richards will supply x-factor with a model of his robot receptionist after they finish babysitting young valeria.

Talisman
08-31-2009, 07:21 PM
i hope reed richards will supply x-factor with a model of his robot receptionist after they finish babysitting young valeria.
LOL.^^ I thought the same thing!^^

Monty_Cristo
08-31-2009, 07:24 PM
Oi. Nobody.
The cast is irritatingly bloated already.

Shortpack is low sodium. it's canon.

Prodigy55
08-31-2009, 08:28 PM
To the 4 others who voted for Wind Dancer: Marry me????

AcesX1X
08-31-2009, 08:30 PM
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/6539/439994-roberta_large.jpg
They could buy Roberta from Reed for cheap.

yes, that's her.

i think she threw kitty pryde out on her ass one time too.

Talisman
08-31-2009, 08:36 PM
yes, that's her.

i think she threw kitty pryde out on her ass one time too.
Who hasn't?

S'Cipio_66
08-31-2009, 10:15 PM
An answering machine.

And yes, it should be reel-to-reel.

http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/kmd-reel-to-reel.png

-S'Cipio

ClanAskani
08-31-2009, 11:46 PM
Jubilee would work. I'm not sure she's suited for X-factor, but PAD could make her fit.

Tabitha deserves to be in an X-book, but I'd rather see her stick around in X-Force.

Justin K.
08-31-2009, 11:55 PM
Why don't you check the Mutant Tracker for his status?

Undetermined

Ghazkihanian, Carter: Status unknown after M-Day. Carter was last seen leaving the Xavier institute with his mother, Nurse Annie, and chatting with a mysterious female intangible entity in the back seat of their car. Last Appearance: X-Men (vol. 2) #164.

Though now I wonder, that mysterious intangible entity does sound familiar...

quillero
09-01-2009, 12:00 AM
Qwerty. (http://http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/440073-qwerty_pic01_large.jpg)

I'm sure some dupe will tap that

theyallfalldown
09-01-2009, 08:56 AM
I voted other, as soon as I read the title here I thought of the wonders of sage?

Space
09-01-2009, 08:59 AM
Wind Dancer is better suited back at the Insititute with her friends, not as a receptionist. She's not even old enough, for that matter ...

Lorelei as a receptionist is better.

tlp0708
09-01-2009, 09:05 AM
Qwerty. (http://http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/440073-qwerty_pic01_large.jpg)

I'm sure some dupe will tap that

Dupes seem willing to tap anything.

Leirus
09-01-2009, 09:06 AM
Wind Dancer is better suited back at the Insititute with her friends, not as a receptionist. She's not even old enough, for that matter ...

Lorelei as a receptionist is better.

Mmm... So you think an exotic dancer is better suited than a regular young woman for the job?

May I ask what do you think a receptionist do

Space
09-01-2009, 09:10 AM
Mmm... So you think an exotic dancer is better suited than a regular young woman for the job?

May I ask what do you think a receptionist do

Lorelei can play the stereotypical sexy, charming receptionist.

Sofia's still a teen.

Leirus
09-01-2009, 09:11 AM
Lorelei can play the stereotypical sexy, charming receptionist.

Sofia's still a teen.

I was kidding :wink:

Space
09-01-2009, 09:12 AM
I was kidding :wink:

LOL. I know.

But I'm totally serious about it though -> Lorelei as a receptionist is the best choice on that list.

Leirus
09-01-2009, 09:17 AM
LOL. I know.

But I'm totally serious about it though -> Lorelei as a receptionist is the best choice on that list.

I myself did the list, and had a rough time deciding... I can imagine good lines for nearly each one... so PAD could probably do wonders with any of them...

It is true that Lorelai feels maybe more noir than most, though...

CmX
09-01-2009, 09:17 AM
Wind Dancer is better suited back at the Insititute with her friends, not as a receptionist. She's not even old enough, for that matter ...

Lorelei as a receptionist is better.

What's so hard about answering the phone and taking messages?

quillero
09-01-2009, 09:21 AM
What's so hard about answering the phone and taking messages?

It's hard for some people. Ask Hepzibah.

Space
09-01-2009, 09:25 AM
It is true that Lorelai feels maybe more noir than most, though...

She actually does!

What's so hard about answering the phone and taking messages?

I don't know. Isn't seventeen to young? She should be in school not organizing w/e for an Investigations Unit.

quillero
09-01-2009, 09:26 AM
I don't know. Isn't seventeen to young? She should be in school not organizing w/e for an Investigations Unit.

She's South American. They leave school at 16.

Waterlily
09-01-2009, 09:36 AM
I almost voted Lindsay McCabe, but now that I know she's a Spiderwoman character she can go there and be drawn by Maleev <3.

Nurse Annie + Carter gets my vote.

CmX
09-01-2009, 09:40 AM
It's hard for some people. Ask Hepzibah.

LOL Good point.

Azure
09-01-2009, 09:43 AM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/justinkos91/Holly.jpg

!!!!!

coconutphone
09-01-2009, 10:04 AM
LOL Good point.

OMG Hepz would be amazing in this book. She's perfect PAD material. If you want an easily enraged animal-esque character forget Rane, go with Hepzibah! she's at least funny.

Leirus
09-01-2009, 10:19 AM
She's South American. They leave school at 16.

Ouchsies. I thought you were Colombian ?

SJNeal
09-01-2009, 10:30 AM
Jubilee.

Boom Boom/Boomer/Meltdown is a close second though...

CmX
09-01-2009, 10:33 AM
OMG Hepz would be amazing in this book. She's perfect PAD material. If you want an easily enraged animal-esque character forget Rane, go with Hepzibah! she's at least funny.

I've hated Hepzibah since Brubaker brought her in as an X-Man. I want her to be scalped soon.

Azure
09-01-2009, 10:35 AM
I've hated Hepzibah since Brubaker brought her in as an X-Man. I want her to be scalped soon.

I accept your resignation from CBR.

Oliverhannah
09-01-2009, 10:42 AM
ld would say Lacuna from X-Statix..
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix2/lacunaxstatix1.jpg

pariah-1972
09-01-2009, 10:44 AM
Sage because shes smart and has good memory and is good with computers and besides its not like shes doing anything at the exact moment.
:biggrin:

Bronze Badger
09-01-2009, 10:45 AM
I accept your resignation from CBR.

If a Fraction-lover can remain, certainly a Hepzibah-hater can as well. Besides, with so many mutants available, why introduce an alien cat-skunk? I don't dislike Hepzibah, I just don't see the point. Hell, bring back Thornn, she was an interesting cat mutant.

coconutphone
09-01-2009, 10:49 AM
I accept your resignation from CBR.

LOL Hepz <3

Azure
09-01-2009, 10:52 AM
If a Fraction-lover can remain, certainly a Hepzibah-hater can as well. Besides, with so many mutants available, why introduce an alien cat-skunk? I don't dislike Hepzibah, I just don't see the point. Hell, bring back Thornn, she was an interesting cat mutant.

I wasn't actually saying that CmX should resign from CBR. I don't believe it is actually possible to do such a thing. Don't actually panic about it, Bronze Badger!

CmX
09-01-2009, 10:52 AM
LOL Hepz <3

I used to love Hepzibah when she was a Starjammer and when she was getting boinked by Corsair in the ass.

But for some reason Brubaker writing her and bringing her into the X-Men made her very unappealing to me. Esepcially when she began dancing on tables.

P.S. Azure if I "quit" CBR who will be the poster that everyone always over looks?

Azure
09-01-2009, 11:00 AM
I used to love Hepzibah when she was a Starjammer and when she was getting boinked by Corsair in the ass.

But for some reason Brubaker writing her and bringing her into the X-Men made her very unappealing to me. Esepcially when she began dancing on tables.

P.S. Azure if I "quit" CBR who will be the poster that everyone always over looks?

Don't take me seriously! I have a Pixie avatar, and everything. I will tear up this imaginary resignation slip and replace it with an unbreakable contract of allegiance to CBR. A laminated version! And I don't do that for just anyone!

P.S. I like this P.S. much more than the other one, but it's still not very joyful.

coconutphone
09-01-2009, 11:06 AM
Yeah I only started liking her when she came back to Earth.

Monty_Cristo
09-01-2009, 02:16 PM
you've chosen a space skunk to represent X-Corporation over Shortpack; the most likable mutant ever? she probably doesn't know how to operate a phone. i know for certain she can't do a conference call or fill out a time card. Shortpack was born to do these things.

XaviersMisprint
09-01-2009, 02:20 PM
I vote Jubilee, but on second thought, Boom Boom has a rich history with a large portion of the cast. X-Force with Rictor and Shatterstar, plus both X-Force and Fallen Angels with Siryn, and Madrox was also in Fallen Angels.


I want to see her interact with Monet and Layla as well. Please, PAD, please!

quillero
09-01-2009, 02:31 PM
Ouchsies. I thought you were Colombian ?

I am! Ok, we leave school at 16.

Leirus
05-25-2010, 04:36 PM
Grumble Grumble *People copying threads* Grumble

Monty_Cristo
05-25-2010, 04:40 PM
Shortpack's cousin Short-hand should be the new receptionist.

PiercedMonk
05-25-2010, 07:17 PM
Grumble Grumble *People copying threads* Grumble

Sorry, Dude. I didn't even think to look for another thread of similar nature. We're cool though right? There's enough X-Factor love in our hearts for two threads, right?

Besides, according to Mr. David, one of my choices was right.

I'm betting it was Other.

preppistonpav
05-25-2010, 07:54 PM
Besides, according to Mr. David, one of my choices was right.

I'm betting it was Other.

Ha! Yeah, that's probably true.

Although Jubilee might be cool, I would totally prefer Boom Boom. The history with her fellow Fallen Angels / X-Force members makes it a logical fit, and can you IMAGINE how hilarious her interactions with both Layla and Monet would be?

Although, maybe the new receptionist is Rahne? She's freed from X-Force, after all.

-Pav, who thinks it's obvious that everyone who votes for Boom Boom is totally a Nextwave fan...

BlackJack
05-26-2010, 09:50 AM
May I suggest "Bette" from the X-Ranch? Bring that babe back from the dead and make her the sassy fat lady no-nonsense receptionist with a heart of gold. She can be Shatterstar's fag hag, a demographic that is sorely under represented in the X-books.

Leirus
05-26-2010, 09:52 AM
Sorry, Dude. I didn't even think to look for another thread of similar nature. We're cool though right? There's enough X-Factor love in our hearts for two threads, right?

Besides, according to Mr. David, one of my choices was right.

I'm betting it was Other.

Ah, do not worry, I was kidding. We are most definetly cool :)

PiercedMonk
05-26-2010, 10:08 AM
Ah, do not worry, I was kidding. We are most definetly cool :)

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