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4PointOh
08-22-2009, 08:24 AM
Just when you thought you knew where the bottom was:

A douche bag police officer pretended to be his twin brother and then sexually assaulted his twin's girlfriend.

Said douche bag:

http://i30.tinypic.com/2mxg7wz.jpg

Story:

http://www.connpost.com/ci_13180634

MILFORD -- An Orange police officer was charged Friday with posing as his twin brother to trick a 25-year-old woman into having sex with him at his parents' Milford home last month.



Officer Jared Rohrig, 25, of Flax Mill Lane, has been on paid administrative leave from his job since July 23, pending the outcome of an internal investigation, said Orange Police Chief Robert Gagne.
Free-Man
08-22-2009, 08:40 AM
Jesus....that guy even looks like a D-bag!
FeminineMystique
08-22-2009, 08:42 AM
Jesus....that guy even looks like a D-bag!

He does, doesn't he? If you looked up "Asshole" in the dictionary, his face would be there.

Although really we shouldn't insult his appearance given the guy has an identical twin. There's plenty else to insult about him anyway...like the fact he pretended to be his brother to sleep with his girlfriend. That's all kinds of creepy and wrong. :mad:
ShaunN
08-22-2009, 09:08 AM
Actually, apparently the twin is two-timing his girlfriend with the woman who was sexually assaulted, so describing both of the brothers as "douchebags" may not be far off the mark. Though the one who wants to be the policeman (shudder) is, obviously, in a class by himself.
ShaunN
08-22-2009, 09:09 AM
Actually, I should be careful here - maybe the girlfriend of the twin who did not commit the assault (Joe) knows that he is seeing the other woman on the side and is alright with that. You never know.
FeminineMystique
08-22-2009, 09:11 AM
Actually, I should be careful here - maybe the girlfriend of the twin who did not commit the assault (Joe) knows that he is seeing the other woman on the side and is alright with that. You never know.

Exactly. My GF and I sometimes get with other people. It's not that uncommon, there are a lot of couples with "Open" relationships.
Free-Man
08-22-2009, 09:11 AM
He does, doesn't he? If you looked up "Asshole" in the dictionary, his face would be there.
:

All he needs is a backwards baseball cap and a subscription to Spike TV.
FeminineMystique
08-22-2009, 09:14 AM
All he needs is a backwards baseball cap and a subscription to Spike TV.

Their essentials when you want to look as much of a jerkass as humanly possible