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Tages
08-22-2009, 02:10 AM
...logged out only to discover that someone had posted something in jest under your name?
Ontir
08-22-2009, 04:54 PM
hmm... I wondered about this thread. I've a cousin who's a junkie, and has been homeless. She CRAVES mayo, and can eat it by the jar. I think it's a protein thing.
COMIC GEEK
08-23-2009, 07:29 AM
nope not I
howyadoin
08-23-2009, 04:03 PM
Wow, your roommate is a fucking dolt.
Chris N
08-23-2009, 04:05 PM
Pretty impressive fakery though. Even spelled mayonnaise just like I would expect Tages to.
Fenris
08-23-2009, 04:11 PM
Wait. You mean this wasn't Tages?

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I was fooled for an few minutes!
Michael P
08-23-2009, 04:13 PM
Was this some kind of revenge for how you were telling us about him and his girlfriend having really noisy sex?
Tages
08-23-2009, 10:01 PM
Wow, your roommate is a fucking dolt.

Pretty impressive fakery though. Even spelled mayonnaise just like I would expect Tages to.
And he's a writer, too.
Was this some kind of revenge for how you were telling us about him and his girlfriend having really noisy sex?

No, that was the other one. He would love to tell anyone willing to listen, and quite a few who were not, about each and every time he's gotten laid, as a matter of pride. The culprit here was a bored virgin.
Paradox
08-23-2009, 10:34 PM
Tages shows a need for editors:

And he's a writer, too.

"...an 3 entire jars..."????
howyadoin
08-23-2009, 11:44 PM
And he's a writer, too.A published writer, or a waiter with writerly aspirations?
Tages
08-24-2009, 05:11 PM
A published writer, or a waiter with writerly aspirations?

Film critic for a small local paper/screenwriter.
Paul McEnery
08-24-2009, 05:26 PM
And he's a writer, too.

I think you'll find he isn't.
Paul McEnery
08-24-2009, 05:27 PM
Film critic for a small local paper/screenwriter.

As I said...
Tages
08-24-2009, 05:41 PM
I think you'll find he isn't.

Try to imagine my tone of voice when speaking that sentence.

Also, he technically does pass the Harlan Ellison Test.
Chris N
08-24-2009, 05:57 PM
I don't know what that is and neither does google.
Tages
08-24-2009, 06:00 PM
I don't know what that is and neither does google.

"You can call yourself a writer when you get paid for it."
Paul McEnery
08-24-2009, 06:52 PM
"You can call yourself a writer when you get paid for it."

Let's add the Capote test, shall we?
Tages
08-24-2009, 06:56 PM
Let's add the Capote test, shall we?

Poor Jack. Blew how many sailors for bus fare, and he never learned how to construct a sentence?
Ronald Bryan
08-24-2009, 06:59 PM
Let's add the Capote test, shall we?
...You have to be gay to be a writer?


Dammit, now I know what I've been doing wrong!
Paul McEnery
08-24-2009, 07:19 PM
Poor Jack. Blew how many sailors for bus fare, and he never learned how to construct a sentence?

"put enough words on a roll of paper some of them got to work out to be at least a subordinate clause"