Flying Saucers Over Oz
08-08-2009, 10:40 AM
Was flipping through the National Enquirer at the grocery yesterday, looking for the semi-annual 'Rosie And Kelli Split!' story (Rosie's on tour with Cyndi Lauper's 'True Colors' tour; apparently, every time one goes somewhere without the other, their marriage has collapsed) when I noticed another story about Michael Jackson's death, this one entitled 'Inside Jacko's Death House!'
Okay, we all know they just mean the house where he died. But doesn't that sound like he had secret rooms with torture chambers and floors that fall away to reveal revolving blades and stuff? Maybe a nice vat of bubbling acid in the basement...
Oh great, that'll be next week's story...
Okay, we all know they just mean the house where he died. But doesn't that sound like he had secret rooms with torture chambers and floors that fall away to reveal revolving blades and stuff? Maybe a nice vat of bubbling acid in the basement...
Oh great, that'll be next week's story...